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Forum: General Discussion 07-03-2009, 07:45 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 563
Posted By TalesofTail
An Aloe Vera plant works the best. I'm a redhead...

An Aloe Vera plant works the best. I'm a redhead so I always keep a few growing in my yard. The Aloe Vera lotions don't do much.

If you haven't got one either use vinegar or sliced tomatoes....
Forum: General Discussion 07-01-2009, 10:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 601
Posted By TalesofTail
Could you guys please take Celine Dion back, eh? ...

Could you guys please take Celine Dion back, eh?


Edited to add the last word to my question.
Forum: Pic & Movie Post 06-29-2009, 05:23 AM
Replies: 3,481
Views: 572,566
Posted By TalesofTail
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Forum: General Discussion 06-29-2009, 01:49 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 775
Posted By TalesofTail
Billy mays was born 39 days before Michael...

Billy mays was born 39 days before Michael Jackson and died three days after Jackson.
Forum: General Discussion 06-28-2009, 01:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 347
Posted By TalesofTail
You can't delete your account. More importantly...

You can't delete your account. More importantly though, is the fact that you have allowed your girlfriend to interfere with your on-line fantasy world. This is something you should never do. It's...
Forum: General Discussion 06-27-2009, 01:43 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 478
Posted By TalesofTail
When I was 13, my little brother and I were...

When I was 13, my little brother and I were trimming a bunch of bushes and trees in the back yard. I was a strange little girl who enjoyed trimming hedges for some reason. I didn't care for mowing...
Forum: General Discussion 06-26-2009, 06:01 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 580
Posted By TalesofTail
I saw a television show about how they make crop...

I saw a television show about how they make crop circles. They just do it for fun, to freak people out.

It's easy. They put a stake in the middle of the field and tie a string to it. They then...
Forum: General Discussion 06-26-2009, 04:23 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 580
Posted By TalesofTail
I've never seen any crop circles. But I have seen...

I've never seen any crop circles. But I have seen crop lines.

And not only did I see a bunch of crop lines, but I saw the aliens that made them too.
Forum: General Discussion 06-26-2009, 01:25 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,102
Posted By TalesofTail
I would like to see the Federal government get...

I would like to see the Federal government get scaled way, way, way, back to only it's basic fundamental role. Maintaining the military, the Post Office, regulating interstate commerce, conducting...
Forum: General Discussion 06-25-2009, 05:37 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 881
Posted By TalesofTail
Very sad. R.I.P.

Very sad.

R.I.P.
Forum: General Discussion 06-24-2009, 10:57 PM
Replies: 402
Views: 8,265
Posted By TalesofTail
The security forces in Iran are now going over...

The security forces in Iran are now going over all of those "You Tube" and "Twitter" videos. They are working around the clock matching up faces from the videos with national I.D. photos so they can...
Forum: General Discussion 06-24-2009, 09:59 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 537
Posted By TalesofTail
I didn't even know that Spain had a baseball team.

I didn't even know that Spain had a baseball team.
Forum: Sexuality 06-23-2009, 04:44 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 3,577
Posted By TalesofTail
Or the wife could order pizza to be delivered....

Or the wife could order pizza to be delivered. Then her husband could fuck his wife, fuck the babysitter, fuck the kids, fuck the dog, then fuck the pizza delivery person. Kind of like some our...
Forum: Sexuality 06-20-2009, 09:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,059
Posted By TalesofTail
Rain, garden hoses, showers, lakes, sprinklers,...

Rain, garden hoses, showers, lakes, sprinklers, fire hydrants, rivers, water slides, puddles, wet T-shirt contests, ponds, fire hoses, and of course the firemen who hold them.
Forum: Sexuality 06-20-2009, 05:40 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 2,224
Posted By TalesofTail
I think this whole obsession with shaved pussies...

I think this whole obsession with shaved pussies is a creation of the porn industry.

The porn actresses began shaving because doing so provided a better, clearer shot of cocks, fingers, and...
Forum: Sexuality 06-19-2009, 03:10 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,756
Posted By TalesofTail
My discovery of this activity began in the...

My discovery of this activity began in the shower. Initially, I don't think it occurred to me to think of another person to masturbate to. At the time I thought I had discovered something that no one...
Forum: Sexuality 06-19-2009, 02:47 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,762
Posted By TalesofTail
When I was young it was not unusual to see me...

When I was young it was not unusual to see me walk up to my bedroom at night with a carrot.....after all carrots are very healthy and help one maintain their girlish figure. Then you can eat the...
Forum: General Discussion 06-19-2009, 05:35 AM
Replies: 402
Views: 8,265
Posted By TalesofTail
I wouldn't get my hopes up that the Iranian...

I wouldn't get my hopes up that the Iranian people will overthrow their tyrannical government. It seems that Western nations spend an awful lot of time thinking that oppressive regimes are on the...
Forum: General Discussion 06-18-2009, 05:23 AM
Replies: 262
Views: 3,213
Posted By TalesofTail
The problem is that atheists are just as...

The problem is that atheists are just as obsessed, if not more obsessed, than any other group with what I do or do not believe in.
Forum: Sex Stories 06-17-2009, 10:17 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 550
Posted By TalesofTail
I guess I was unclear. I didn't mean to imply she...

I guess I was unclear. I didn't mean to imply she was dead.....just knocked a wee bit unconscious when he hit her back.
Forum: Pic & Movie Post 06-17-2009, 06:10 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 20,396
Posted By TalesofTail
This is one of those times when "shy" is way...

This is one of those times when "shy" is way sexier than "Letting it all hang out".

How about a little cyber striptease? I'd like to see more.....but just a little more at first.
Forum: Sex Stories 06-17-2009, 04:42 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 550
Posted By TalesofTail
Miranda, My Angelic Waitress

My name is George. I'm a pretty good looking man. Although I have a couple small scars on my face from an accident, they give my face that rugged outdoorsy look so many women like. I am 6 foot 4...
Forum: Pic & Movie Post 06-17-2009, 04:51 AM
Replies: 568
Views: 109,840
Posted By TalesofTail
Those pics are making my tongue hard.

Those pics are making my tongue hard.
Forum: Sex Stories 06-15-2009, 05:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,937
Posted By TalesofTail
OK. I'm ready for the next installment. You...

OK. I'm ready for the next installment.

You should break it up into paragraphs, whenever I blink I lose my place.
Forum: Pic & Movie Post 06-13-2009, 09:03 PM
Replies: 432
Views: 78,082
Posted By TalesofTail
Very, very, very, cute.

Very, very, very, cute.
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