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    anyone from israel here?
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    *waves hands in the air*








    Not me







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    no but all i hear is bad stuff about them

    cum on my pic plz
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZRIEL View Post
    Bless ewe!!
    I'm not here for love or lust - I'm only here for profit
    Quote Originally Posted by smcism
    Nice is for girls in frills and flounces
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    hay I seen that place on mi tv box
    I may be bad but im perfectly good at it
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    I would like to visit Israel.
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    well, thats a shame
    ur invited to visit here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AZRIEL View Post
    Hey!! Why ewe no speaka da Englisss hunh?
    I'm not here for love or lust - I'm only here for profit
    Quote Originally Posted by smcism
    Nice is for girls in frills and flounces
    who talk with a lisp and attend tea dances
    Nasty is for girls like me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    I would like to visit Israel.
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    well, thats a shame
    ur invited to visit here.
    There you go DL you're in.......never turn down an invite
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    I would like to visit Israel.
    SEND US A POSTCARD.................CALL ME COLLECT.
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    Thumbs up Israel

    I am not Jewish, but those who have read many of my posts here know that I love Jews, Judaism, and Israel.

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    We know that.....DL you've obviously not done much travelling......when someone invites you for a visit then you jump at the chance and if they're overseas then even better as there's maybe a place to stay and your own personal tour guide. Anyway there's someone here that comes from a country you'd love to visit or at the least you can chat about out about life in Israel....perfect
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sopor View Post
    anyone from israel here?
    Hey Sopor, welcome to the forum.

    You might seek out a poster named Stumbled, he might not be from Israel, but he know everything there is to know about the country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    Hey Sopor, welcome to the forum.

    You might seek out a poster named Stumbled, he might not be from Israel, but he know everything there is to know about the country.
    His name is stumbler. He does not think Arab world and Iran are threats to Israel. He thinks Israel is a threat to them.
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    انا سمير من مصر اريد التعارف
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    مرحبا، سمير ومرحبا بكم في المنتدى وآمل أن تستمتع إقامتك
    I'm not here for love or lust - I'm only here for profit
    Quote Originally Posted by smcism
    Nice is for girls in frills and flounces
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    Nasty is for girls like me
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    I'm not from Israel but I've been and it's a great country. Will definitely be going again in the near future. Whereabouts in Israel are you from?
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    Im am more interested to find out if there are any INTACT guys from Israel here?
    Or al they all prepuce amputees?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank5 View Post
    Im am more interested to find out if there are any INTACT guys from Israel here?
    Or al they all prepuce amputees?

    Are you having foreskin fantasy's or something?
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    How's the illegal settlement building going?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stumbler View Post
    How's the illegal settlement building going?
    Sshh.... dont say such things on the forum... its on need to know basis.....
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    There is a Mossad agent disguised as a neatly trimmed muff lurking around Arizona's ranch !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sopor View Post
    anyone from israel here?
    Never been, but I have planted about 100 trees there. My daughters are going this summer.
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    "Throw the Jew down the well
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    As in Free Libya?
    in specially markd boxes of Kellogg Raisin Bran?
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    Libya will soon have americans all over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sundaybazar View Post
    Sshh.... dont say such things on the forum... its on need to know basis.....
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