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    Quote Originally Posted by res09 View Post
    Been there, done that, lol. Worst thing was, when I was about 5 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to find my parents having sex beside me (I used to sleep in my parents' bed when I was scared). Lesson learned, stay in your own bed, even when you're having nightmares.
    Shud have pissed the bed to get your revenge lol
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    You all think that's wierd, well I walked in on my daughter getting fucked lol.
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    Michelle - my mum once walked in on me sucking a cock. She was so embarassed lol I didn't give a shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutieclaire View Post
    Michelle - my mum once walked in on me sucking a cock. She was so embarassed lol I didn't give a shit!

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    I walked in on my mom and stepfather, only thing I could say was "GET A ROOM" and walked out of their room
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    Quote Originally Posted by Empress Lainie View Post
    It so amazes me that so many people seem to be so horrified by the act that actually created them.

    Oh, your parents would never do anything as nasty as having your dad stick his dick in your mom?

    What? You think you weren't created from a shot of sperm into your mom by your dad?
    It wasn't the evidence that they have sex that bothered me, it was the fact that it was in the middle of the living room at 8:00 in the evening when I got home from a friends. For them that was unusually poor discretion and judgment.
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    Swear to God never to do LSD again since my parents have been dead for years.
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    Go to the nearest bar and drink myself stupid
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    I'd be surprised, 'cause she is almost 80 and he died in '77...
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    Put my hand up, look dad in the eyes and say "high five!"
    Then leave the room, regardless of their response.
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    When I was a kid (12-15) before my parents got divorced, their bedroom was directly below mine, I used to jerk off to the sound of my parents having hot sex regularly.
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    spank dad on the ass and tell him it is my turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by michelleuk View Post
    You all think that's wierd, well I walked in on my daughter getting fucked lol.
    I can't imagine the scene - she must be very young! Was the person fucking her about her age, or a much older man?
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    I loved hearing my parents fuck!!
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    Asked them why they started without me!
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    Get the camera
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    It depends on who they were fucking....
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    Considering that they've been divorced for over 25 years and both are remarried... I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.
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    well with my dad being dead for over 20 years i'ed most likely have a heart attack
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    wow, Just thinking about it gives me nightmares already, probably make an appointment to see a dr as I would go blind
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    get my own apartment
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    Get Mom some counselling. Dad's dead.
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    I'd be very surprised. My parents have been divorced for years
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    i'd probably vomit in my mouth a bit and akwardly walk out of the room
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    take the poster above me and then join them lol
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    turn around and walk the hell out
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    Quote Originally Posted by christina2706 View Post
    ...I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.
    Lols

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    be extremely surprised as they are both dead.
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    Commit suicide
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    I walked in on them at the age of 10....Told them to shut the fuck up because some people were trying to sleep and had school in the morning...The next day I got The ''Talk''
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    Probably jump off an incredibly high cliff -_-"
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    Shout "get in there my son, ohh I mean dad"
    I know not how to tell thee who I am

    She came to me on a fallen star
    A naughtygirl who had wondered far
    Skipping through my heart and mind
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    Realise FUCK I am dead!
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    Turn around and leave....quietly.....
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    Id feel so fuckin awkward. id leave and laugh thinkin theyd get back together
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    i love to suck daddy clean after
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    i love to lick him clean after
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    I would watch the bones rattle, both been dead for a loooooooooooong time.
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    Go looking for my wife, as they've been dead about 50 years I'd have to be dead too.

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