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  1. #51
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    When I was a kid (12-15) before my parents got divorced, their bedroom was directly below mine, I used to jerk off to the sound of my parents having hot sex regularly.
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    spank dad on the ass and tell him it is my turn
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    Quote Originally Posted by michelleuk View Post
    You all think that's wierd, well I walked in on my daughter getting fucked lol.
    I can't imagine the scene - she must be very young! Was the person fucking her about her age, or a much older man?
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    Ask to watch or join!!
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    Default loved it!

    I loved hearing my parents fuck!!
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    Asked them why they started without me!
    "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

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    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good
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  7. #57
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    Get the camera
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  8. #58
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    It depends on who they were fucking....
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    Considering that they've been divorced for over 25 years and both are remarried... I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.
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    well with my dad being dead for over 20 years i'ed most likely have a heart attack
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    wow, Just thinking about it gives me nightmares already, probably make an appointment to see a dr as I would go blind
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    get my own apartment
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    Get Mom some counselling. Dad's dead.
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    Official! I have no life.
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    I'd be very surprised. My parents have been divorced for years
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    i'd probably vomit in my mouth a bit and akwardly walk out of the room
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    take the poster above me and then join them lol
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    turn around and walk the hell out
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    Quote Originally Posted by christina2706 View Post
    ...I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.
    Lols

    It's a play on words.
    I'm imaginative. Let's leave it at that.

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    be extremely surprised as they are both dead.
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    Commit suicide
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    I walked in on them at the age of 10....Told them to shut the fuck up because some people were trying to sleep and had school in the morning...The next day I got The ''Talk''
    "I advocate glamour. Every day. Every minute." -Dita Von Teese

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    Probably jump off an incredibly high cliff -_-"
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    They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience'
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    Shout "get in there my son, ohh I mean dad"
    I know not how to tell thee who I am

    She came to me on a fallen star
    A naughtygirl who had wondered far
    Skipping through my heart and mind
    And resting in a place none could find
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    Realise FUCK I am dead!
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    Turn around and leave....quietly.....
    There is nothing more beautiful than the nude female body.
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    Id feel so fuckin awkward. id leave and laugh thinkin theyd get back together
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    i love to suck daddy clean after
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    i love to lick him clean after
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    I would watch the bones rattle, both been dead for a loooooooooooong time.
    Friends are the glue that hold us together
    Special friends are super glue
    To all my friends here, thank you
    To everyone else...Oh well
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    Go looking for my wife, as they've been dead about 50 years I'd have to be dead too.
    Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is an assumption and this moment that we say we have ... just passed.

    "To have been Truly Loved is to Live, I HAVE Lived."
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    I would be shocked. Dad's been dead for more than a year.
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    Official! I have no life.
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    Do a flying elbow drop on whoever was ontop whilst crying
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    Well, that would be awkward.......considering that i havent seen them in the longest time. What a great reunion.....
    Arizona's Enigmatic Angel.

    no need to call me a bitch.
    I already knew that.

    its not attitude...its sass.

    "Ballerina" is spelled wrong for a reason. A tribute to my sister. So dont crap on me about it.
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  34. #84
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    Given they live about 3000 miles away, been divorced for 11 years, and haven't seen eachother for 5, i really don't know
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