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    ok well since i was 6 ive allowed my dogs to eat me out and fuck me when they wanted to but now i have a dog a medium sized male he only eats me out and i reminde you hes danm good at it but he wont fuck me for the life of him how can i get him to?
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    dont diss it till you tried it hun
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    Sounds like the dog isn't interested.

    You'd better do the right thing and kill yourself, you abomination.
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    slowly pet his belly.. then move lower.. then lower and lower till u reach his cock.. rub it till it comes out. then he should do the rest from there
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverLycan View Post
    Sounds like the dog isn't interested.

    You'd better do the right thing and kill yourself, you abomination.
    WHY would you read and post a comment on a topic that you so obviously hate, if you do not agree with the topic click the back button or do not enter, i do not agree with doing the beast but i just hate it when people go on these boards and slam other people for their prefferences, what makes you perfect, i mean you are on a PORN SITE READING PORN TOPICS!!!!!
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    yes if you dont wanna read dont click it and thanks to the informat people
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    by eating U i understand he licks U ... there is a number of reasons the dog would do that and there´s nothing sexual about it !

    so the dog doesn´t screw U ... well,

    maybe the dog has moral values and understands the concept of bestiality and finds it sickening ! i know some wolves do

    if U are really going forward with this get info on what happens to the animal´s dick during sex and bare in mind U migth end up in your nearby hospital with your dog "attached" to U

    see a psychiatrist ! get help !
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    Are you really so ugly even a dog wouldn't fuck you?
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    There's some extremely hot chicks that I know that have this fetish, it's intriguing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderedEchoes View Post
    There's some extremely hot chicks that I know that have this fetish, it's intriguing.
    So why not dress up as Bonzo, get yourself down to the doggie pound and wait for some extremely hot chick to come adopt you. You'd have to hope that the staff wouldn't think you weren't fit to rehome or you might find yourself exterminated before you could unzip your costume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogylover View Post
    ok well since i was 6 ive allowed my dogs to eat me out and fuck me when they wanted to but now i have a dog a medium sized male he only eats me out and i reminde you hes danm good at it but he wont fuck me for the life of him how can i get him to?
    I think that is what you want to do and its ok....but if you want some clean big black dincky mail me........g37mike@yahoo.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funmarriedcpl69 View Post
    Why do so many fucking people post slamming comments on topics they fucking hate, i mean this is an " ADULT DISCUSSION BOARD " a place where we should be free to talk about what tickles our fancy as long as its not harming the innocent, Fuck, Fuckk, Fuckk, I read the stories and if I do not Like it as in Pedo stuff i do not tell the writer to " FUCKING KILL THEM SELF" i may say nice story but keep it legal, but i dont Fucking slamm the if I dont agree with the content there is always the back button but thread after thread you see people lashing out as if they are perfect and you the writer are some peice of shit, yet they read it and they are on a Porn Site with this content, so what makes them Mother God Damm Theresa..... Fuck, Fuck , Fuck , Fuck........
    Sorry i had to vent a little there I apploigise for those I offended then again mabey your the type that needs to be offended, so on second thought here is my appolagie
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    ... and by the way ! OP !

    what i told U about ending up in the hospital did happened in a town nearby where i live !

    if U are going to do something stupid at least know what you´re doing !
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    You have been doing it with your dogs since you were 6. Surely you must be an expert now. Don't let it beat you; if you got the others to do it you can get this one to do it also. Unless he does not want to rush things.
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    You need the female dog "bitch" in heat scent!!!
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    thank to those who were not cruel and i do have a bitch that was a in heat recently ill have to tri some new things with him however im not a forcer if he doesnt wanna do anything other than eat me out im fine with that
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    try and force him to mount you guide it in until the knot swells :P
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    i would never force him to do what he doesnt wanna do
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    Well, my wife usually just lets me crawl on top. She doesn't have problems with her dog.
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    Was thinking about your other dogs, did they all cumm when you told them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmers View Post
    Was thinking about your other dogs, did they all cumm when you told them?
    He can lick his own dick so I'm not too concerned about his sex life. I have seen him try to eat pussy before, but the cat wasn't too happy about the situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superdave View Post
    He can lick his own dick so I'm not too concerned about his sex life. I have seen him try to eat pussy before, but the cat wasn't too happy about the situation.
    did they all cumm when you told them?
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    Try using a pork_chop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wimmers View Post
    You have been doing it with your dogs since you were 6. Surely you must be an expert now. Don't let it beat you; if you got the others to do it you can get this one to do it also. Unless he does not want to rush things.
    At 6 i still thought boys were ugly and yucky
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    gives a whole new meaning to doggy style

    maybe your not being "ruff" enugh with him

    lol
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    Get good and wet and I am sure they will know what to do
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    rub a female dog's pussy with yours so he can smell the scent. that should do the trick.

    If that does not work maybe you should fuck a person.
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    Show him pictures of female dogs maybe that will get him in the mood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twistedsister View Post
    At 6 i still thought boys were ugly and yucky
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    And now you know for sure they are.
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    the dog might be gay and not interested in fucking,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by superdave View Post
    Well, my wife usually just lets me crawl on top. She doesn't have problems with her dog.
    superdave you are the man love your view on things
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    If you have been doing it for years you should know how to get a dog interested in you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogylover View Post
    ok well since i was 6 ive allowed my dogs to eat me out and fuck me when they wanted to but now i have a dog a medium sized male he only eats me out and i reminde you hes danm good at it but he wont fuck me for the life of him how can i get him to?
    Well, some dogs just don't understand the concept of copulating with a human. I don't know if it has anything to do with intelligence or not, but some dogs just won't do it, regardless of what you try...

    And you are right about not wanting to force the dog into doing something he doesn't want. it could have dire consequences for the mental health of the dog, and as a result, your own physical health.

    Some dogs can become vicious when forced to do stuff against their will...
    The exception to the rule doesn't confirm the rule,
    it only proves that the rule is redundant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by noseep View Post
    superdave you are the man love your view on things
    Why thank you.
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    I have always been afraid to fuck a dog for fear that I might get sick or somethng
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    Just eat hot dogs at evey meal. That should do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bar34 View Post

    maybe the dog has moral values and understands the concept of bestiality and finds it sickening ! i know some wolves do
    A dog has moral values? WTF???
    Well come to think about it maybe more so than some politicians or fundamentalist preachers.
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    Maybe you should get the dog from Family Guy.

    As an added bonus it speaks English.

    A minus would be that it has a drinking problem...

    Not to mention that whole 'alternate reality' thing as well.
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    not buying it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogylover View Post
    thank to those who were not cruel and i do have a bitch that was a in heat recently ill have to tri some new things with him however im not a forcer if he doesnt wanna do anything other than eat me out im fine with that
    That made no sense
    You do know that male dogs dont go through heat right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by footlovva View Post
    That made no sense
    You do know that male dogs dont go through heat right?
    i believe she was trying to say that she had a female dog in that was recently in heat and that she will try new methods with her current male dog
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    I think you should put a few dog treats in your pussy.
    trust me, do it
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    this thread made me laugh so much...
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    Are you so fucking homely that you can't find a man? Look they make this shit called beer. It works wonders on men. They will fuck anything if you get them to drink enough. HELL, if you play your cards right. Maybe you can get in on a threesome with some guy and his dog!
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    my ex called me a dog...ill fuck you if your pretty..
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    Quote Originally Posted by blazind0minican View Post
    my ex called me a dog...ill fuck you if your pretty..
    Think about it dude! She can't even get the dog to do her!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogylover View Post
    ok well since i was 6 ive allowed my dogs to eat me out and fuck me when they wanted to but now i have a dog a medium sized male he only eats me out and i reminde you hes danm good at it but he wont fuck me for the life of him how can i get him to?
    I read down through some of the replys, and saw that none were serious. It is a training problem.. I have a long history in the field of animal artificial insemination.

    The thing that turns an animal on is the female animal in heat.. For the homegrown fan, you might find a female that was in heat, collect the urine. And apply it to your pussy when the time is right..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogylover View Post
    ok well since i was 6 ive allowed my dogs to eat me out and fuck me when they wanted to but now i have a dog a medium sized male he only eats me out and i reminde you hes danm good at it but he wont fuck me for the life of him how can i get him to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terragon View Post
    Maybe you should get the dog from Family Guy.

    As an added bonus it speaks English.

    A minus would be that it has a drinking problem...

    Not to mention that whole 'alternate reality' thing as well.
    WOH! That is well out of order! "the dog" has a name, his name is Brian, and he is a he not an it! Pfft, you people annoy me. Talking, drinking, cartoon dogs are people too you know!

    Seriously though, to the OP. How about finding a really ugly human. One that someone might describe as "a dog". Everyone wins then, you get "a dog" to fuck you, and "the dog" in this case will be more than willing to do it!
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