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    Default Things you can't find using Google.

    Name some
    I'm just saying.



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    Common sense in a liberal.
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul
    Can always depend on the support of Paul
    George Bernard Shaw
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    1. Happiness
    2. Inner peace
    3. True love
    4. Friendship
    5. The meaning of life (Monty Python excluded)
    6. The real story of the chicken/egg, egg/chicken
    7. A good marinade recipe for dog
    8. The map to Atlantis
    9. A working time machine
    10. The missing link
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Jade View Post
    1. Happiness
    2. Inner peace
    3. True love
    4. Friendship
    5. The meaning of life (Monty Python excluded)
    6. The real story of the chicken/egg, egg/chicken
    7. A good marinade recipe for dog
    8. The map to Atlantis
    9. A working time machine
    10. The missing link

    One of them should be good. http://www.google.de/#hl=de&source=h...934b00c623671d
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    maybe i should have named this:

    INFORMATION YOU CAN'T FIND ON GOOGLE?
    I'm just saying.



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    [QUOTE=Diamond Jade;2679410]1. Happiness http://www.happiness.com/web/
    2. Inner peace http://webeasysearch.com/search/sear...?q=inner+peace
    3. True love http://health.discovery.com/centers/.../truelove.html
    4. Friendship http://health.discovery.com/centers/.../truelove.html
    5. The meaning of life (Monty Python excluded) http://www.themeaningoflife.org/
    6. The real story of the chicken/egg, egg/chicken http://improbable.com/airchives/pape...icken_egg.html
    7. A good marinade recipe for dog http://www.shaggydogsmarinade.com/
    8. The map to Atlantis Check here http://www.atlantis.com/resortmap.aspx
    9. A working time machine http://blogcritics.org/culture/artic...ent-a-working/
    10. The missing link http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...ink-found.html
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jule View Post
    Thank you but the delicacy of the feast is the learned pallet.
    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    I also thank you, although if you sacrifice your conscience to ambition, it seems you will burn a picture just to obtain the ashes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    Common sense in a liberal.
    Republicans like to pretend that guys like Joe the Plumber know more about politics than professors who teach political science at Harvard. Sarah Palin could not pass a final exam in high school history, social studies, or civics, but they think she would make a good president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    Republicans like to pretend that guys like Joe the Plumber know more about politics than professors who teach political science at Harvard. Sarah Palin could not pass a final exam in high school history, social studies, or civics, but they think she would make a good president.
    If you are DL, you can not find a clue. (nor can you find the meaning of thread titles)
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul
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    Red face Palin's Palm Holds the Answers

    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    If you are DL, you can not find a clue. (nor can you find the meaning of thread titles)
    Is this what you mean by common sense, tenguy?

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    "Remember those quizzes you had on the state capitals back in junior high? Oh, the pressure! The temptation to write "Pierre, Olympia, Dover, Albany" on the inside of your hand was overwhelming, wasn't it? But you resisted. Maybe Sarah Palin should have done the same.

    "The former vice presidential candidate seems to have been caught using curious crib notes during an interview this past weekend at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. While speaking about her top political priorities, Ms. Palin gazed at her hand in a rather suspicious manner.

    "Later, Web researchers zoomed in on her left palm and found the following words scrawled in black ink: "Energy, Budget cuts (with "budget" crossed out), Tax, Lift American Spirits." In an ironic twist during the speech, Ms. Palin worked in a jab against President Obama's often-mocked use of TelePrompTers "


    http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93375?fp=1
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    don't know about google, but i cant find thread on here where DL doesn't get on his high horse about his limited love of the left wing, hatred of the right wing, racism towards Arabs and his utter devotion to his "special friend".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    Is this what you mean by common sense, tenguy?

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    "Remember those quizzes you had on the state capitals back in junior high? Oh, the pressure! The temptation to write "Pierre, Olympia, Dover, Albany" on the inside of your hand was overwhelming, wasn't it? But you resisted. Maybe Sarah Palin should have done the same.

    "The former vice presidential candidate seems to have been caught using curious crib notes during an interview this past weekend at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. While speaking about her top political priorities, Ms. Palin gazed at her hand in a rather suspicious manner.

    "Later, Web researchers zoomed in on her left palm and found the following words scrawled in black ink: "Energy, Budget cuts (with "budget" crossed out), Tax, Lift American Spirits." In an ironic twist during the speech, Ms. Palin worked in a jab against President Obama's often-mocked use of TelePrompTers "


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    One thing you can't find on google is DL ever making sense.
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul
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    my chapstick that my toddler took out of my makeup bag. the dvd player remote. and my solid white v-neck tshirt.






    i'll bet he has a hiding spot somewhere in his room.
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    The speed of "dark"

    This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP.
    I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy
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    Obama's "real" birth certificate.
    A compassionate conservative.
    An ethical politician.
    Where the WMD's in Iraq are.
    Osama Bin Ladin
    A picture of Russia taken from either Juneau or Wassila Alaska
    The lost ark.
    One minute of your life that you wasted or some fool wasted for you.
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    W. Bush's intelligence.

    Logical reasons for why we recognize and celebrate Daylight Savings Time.

    Your nearest weed dealer, Acid dealer, and any other drug dealer.

    Said dealers' prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    Republicans like to pretend that guys like Joe the Plumber know more about politics than professors who teach political science at Harvard. Sarah Palin could not pass a final exam in high school history, social studies, or civics, but they think she would make a good president.
    People believe in Joe the Plumber and Palin. No one believes in the professor.


    If you can't do - teach.
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    The Canadian Premier coming to the US hasn't anything to do with health care in the US being better, but with the surgeons and equipment being better...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    Is this what you mean by common sense, tenguy?

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    "Remember those quizzes you had on the state capitals back in junior high? Oh, the pressure! The temptation to write "Pierre, Olympia, Dover, Albany" on the inside of your hand was overwhelming, wasn't it? But you resisted. Maybe Sarah Palin should have done the same.

    "The former vice presidential candidate seems to have been caught using curious crib notes during an interview this past weekend at the high-profile Tea Party Convention in Nashville. While speaking about her top political priorities, Ms. Palin gazed at her hand in a rather suspicious manner.

    "Later, Web researchers zoomed in on her left palm and found the following words scrawled in black ink: "Energy, Budget cuts (with "budget" crossed out), Tax, Lift American Spirits." In an ironic twist during the speech, Ms. Palin worked in a jab against President Obama's often-mocked use of TelePrompTers "


    http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93375?fp=1
    How do you feel about reading speeches from teleprompters?
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    The Canadian Premier coming to the US hasn't anything to do with health care in the US being better, but with the surgeons and equipment being better...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RickyRoma View Post
    People believe in Joe the Plumber and Palin. No one believes in the professor.

    If you can't do - teach.
    We believe that Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin are vapid ignoramuses. Democrats respect learning. Republicans do not seem to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    One thing you can't find on google is DL ever making sense.
    You resent my ability to document facts that prove that you are mistaken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
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    an intellegent post my incubias
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenguy View Post
    Common sense in a liberal.
    Honesty in a conservative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distant Lover View Post
    You resent my ability to document facts that prove that you are mistaken.
    A post of DL's that is on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey44 View Post
    Honesty in a conservative.
    Non-stereotypical liberal posts.
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul
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    Quote Originally Posted by Formerly Yak View Post
    W. Bush's intelligence.

    Logical reasons for why we recognize and celebrate Daylight Savings Time.

    Your nearest weed dealer, Acid dealer, and any other drug dealer.

    Said dealers' prices.
    actually there was a price check on one website that used to turn up through google, I think it was on shoutwire, didn't have locations just average prices, it was actually a good idea and worked for a few months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x0Bella0x View Post
    my chapstick that my toddler took out of my makeup bag. the dvd player remote. and my solid white v-neck tshirt.






    i'll bet he has a hiding spot somewhere in his room.
    I hope you find that solid white V-neck T-shirt, wear it, and only it, showing your erect nipples.
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    Given the tenor of the replies, I'd have to say:

    A SENSE OF HUMOR
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    Who to report labor crimes to that will actually get something done.
    Corrupt as employers treating people worse than slaves just because the job market means we hafta take it. Damn that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by studder View Post
    I typed in "When am I going to die?" and the response was
    "dial 1-800-psychics"

    So, I called them, and they said "When you stop breathing!"

    Jesus Christ, I paid them a dollar a minute for something I
    already know!
    Lol well screwed.
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    My mind.
    My profile and index in the Sex Stories section.

    Lauren Part 1, Lauren Part 2, Road Trip and 100 Words in the Sex Stories forum.

    If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to.

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    a forum without any form of political bickering?
    bordering slightly on the silly, and with a foot in the door of ridiculous...
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    Quote Originally Posted by x__orion View Post
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    google can find most things
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