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    Default how do i get my friends mom to fuck me

    hey yall would yall know how to get my friends mother to fuck me ? i like older wemon im 22 .
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    Don't even try....at all. Give up. It may be hard at first, but trying is not the bad part.

    You will destroy your friendship if you even attempt it.

    Let it stay as a fantasy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodrain12588 View Post
    hey yall would yall know how to get my friends mother to fuck me ?
    Well, not knowing your friend's mother, it's a bit difficult to say.

    However......Have you tried getting your dick out in front of her and asking if she'd like to give it a go?

    Probably best not to try that opening gambit if your friend is in the same room though.
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    Default Complex issue!

    Generally it is best to let the woman decide. If you are attracted to her and spend time around her, she will know that you desire her. If she is receptive, try to politely let her know that you would like to go further with her. Alcohol usually makes women more receptive but too much alcohol can make matters worse in other ways. I would definitely agree that you should not let your friend know that you are having sex with his mother. Let her handle her son as far as what she wants to tell him which is probably nothing about it whatsoever. Be gentle with her and both of you may benefit --as long as there is no jealous husband around!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodrain12588 View Post
    hey yall would yall know how to get my friends mother to fuck me ? i like older wemon im 22 .

    you already are a bad person. It's not just a person's mom, it's your FRIENDS mom. friends do backstab each other by fondling their mothers.

    And if your friend's mom lets you do sleep with her..

    it's double trouble, both of you are bad as you care little for your friend ( as she cars little for her son )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenshard View Post
    you already are a bad person. It's not just a person's mom, it's your FRIENDS mom. friends do backstab each other by fondling their mothers.

    And if your friend's mom lets you do sleep with her..

    it's double trouble, both of you are bad as you care little for your friend ( as she cars little for her son )
    he wants me to, and my friends mom hates her huspand
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodrain12588 View Post
    he wants me to, and my friends mom hates her huspand


    Oh! That is different!


    So she MAY be doing it for some kind of 'get back' at her husband---who she hates!


    That way, if you screw her, she can tell her husband to piss him off and he can get his gun and shoot you in the head in his rage. Then, before he turns the gun on himself during a standoff with the police, he'll probably shoot your friend and his mother, too.

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    You haven't given any information regarding the two of you.Is this like a fantasy of having sex with an older woman,because you say my friends mom.
    Now if you had have said I got this mate who has a hot mom I'm 22 and she keeps giving me the eye and I'm not really sure what to do but I'd like to do her what do you think I should do you see how more mature that question sounds.
    To answer your question first of all nothing good has ever come out of the situation you want to put yourself in.First of all you will lose your mate,she will never ever commit to a relationship never and what you will lose is your opportunity to be and have a relationship with other women so think twice and think hard because your actions will affect you for the rest of your life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by umpire2 View Post
    Oh! That is different!


    So she MAY be doing it for some kind of 'get back' at her husband---who she hates!


    That way, if you screw her, she can tell her husband to piss him off and he can get his gun and shoot you in the head in his rage. Then, before he turns the gun on himself during a standoff with the police, he'll probably shoot your friend and his mother, too.

    I see now.....
    Or it is like that David Koresh thing where they all form a cult and hole up inside of a house.

    Seriously don't fuck your friends mom.
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    ask her.
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    When we were 12 I use to let my friend peek at my mom through her bathroom window when she took her evening shower. He'd take his penis out and play with it while he watched her. After the windows fogged up he'd get me to suck him. He'd talk about my mom while I sucked him and how he wanted to fuck her...but he never did.
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    so sweet allen
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    Quote Originally Posted by catrina604 View Post
    ask her.
    Quoted for truth. Don't let these people drag you down. Go after it.

    Do it. Do it.
    Yes, I am full of fail.

    When it comes, it comes hard.

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    It's only gay if you make eye contact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Inch Jake View Post
    Quoted for truth. Don't let these people drag you down. Go after it.

    Do it. Do it.
    So true ask her. Though you have to be prepared for the consequences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emi08 View Post
    Generally it is best to let the woman decide. If you are attracted to her and spend time around her, she will know that you desire her. If she is receptive, try to politely let her know that you would like to go further with her. Alcohol usually makes women more receptive but too much alcohol can make matters worse in other ways. I would definitely agree that you should not let your friend know that you are having sex with his mother. Let her handle her son as far as what she wants to tell him which is probably nothing about it whatsoever. Be gentle with her and both of you may benefit --as long as there is no jealous husband around!
    So I need her to get her alittle buzzed ?
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    I ve fucked my BF's mom and dad !
    Go and visit your friend and stay there over night than when your friend is sleeping got into the parents room and start masturbating if they wake up they'll invite you to sleep in their bed and than Baaams you fuck them !!!
    xD first they dont want but than it will work!!
    or !
    when you stay over night there wait till the mom goes to toilet and when she goes to the toilet wait infront of the door with a hard dock in your short youll see it works my BF done this and he told me it was an awesome night!!!
    tell me whats haappend my take pics! ^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodrain12588 View Post
    So I need her to get her alittle buzzed ?
    As if she wouldn't know what's going on cuz older women don't have a clue when a younger man has the hots for her.

    You can play that song about Jessie's mom for her and stand there smiling with your raging hard on and wiggle your eyebrows seductively...
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    Just let your friend's mom know that you think she's hot and you're down to fuck if she wants to, just don't do it when you're drunk or something or she'll just think you're having some kind of episode. After that she'll make a move if she wants to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by umpire2 View Post
    Oh! That is different!


    So she MAY be doing it for some kind of 'get back' at her husband---who she hates!


    That way, if you screw her, she can tell her husband to piss him off and he can get his gun and shoot you in the head in his rage. Then, before he turns the gun on himself during a standoff with the police, he'll probably shoot your friend and his mother, too.

    I see now.....
    The realistic answer.

    Try throwing a sexual joke out there and see how she responds. Thats how I ended up bedding an older co-worker. I'm 24 she is 52.
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    Chloroform perhaps?

    This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP.
    I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    As if she wouldn't know what's going on cuz older women don't have a clue when a younger man has the hots for her.

    You can play that song about Jessie's mom for her and stand there smiling with your raging hard on and wiggle your eyebrows seductively...


    I almost pissed myself laughing! Good one, D!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkoolGirl View Post
    Chloroform perhaps?
    LOL nothing like experience...
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    If you really want to experience an evening with a mature woman. Pay for an escort service and see whether or not you will enjoy it. Your friends mom isn't a realistic choice. As you stated your 22 y.o. hormones going crazy and believe me not every women wants you. Take it slow and be real. I know your friendship is worth more than losing a good friend.




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    hey yall would yall know how to get my friends mother to fuck me ? i like older wemon im 22 .
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    Guessing from your spelling, I would doubt any woman would put out for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pooh25800 View Post
    The realistic answer.

    Try throwing a sexual joke out there and see how she responds. Thats how I ended up bedding an older co-worker. I'm 24 she is 52.
    That's actually a real good one. It's how I started breaking the ice with a cousin whom I've eventually fucked.

    You people are fucking pitiful
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