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    Whats the best household object to shove up your ass? Lubed or no?

    Discuss please. I need help. I currently use a lubed banana
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    Quote Originally Posted by 18malejacked View Post
    Whats the best household object to shove up your ass? Lubed or no?

    Discuss please. I need help. I currently use a lubed banana
    As far as produce goes, cucumbers are better.

    But why do that when I have a glass "sculpture" on my coffee table that works wonders and is dishwasher safe?
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    i use a banana and a tooth brush or my fingers check out myalbums i uploaded some pics while i was pleasuring myself!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by umpire2 View Post
    If I were you, I'd try a refridgerator-----but be careful----if the freezer door opens while its up there, you might get cold.
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    How about a cheese grater?........
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    I was serious about the curling iron! It goes in smooth and if you wanna extra little stretch, you just gotta squeeze the handle!!!
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    I was serious about the curling iron! It goes in smooth and if you wanna extra little stretch, you just gotta squeeze the handle!!!
    you just have to be careful that it doesn't pinch you
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    i was serious bout the wisk to!! just be careful you don't hurt yourself..... ok ya i wasn't really serious! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by 18malejacked View Post
    Whats the best household object to shove up your ass? Lubed or no?

    Discuss please. I need help. I currently use a lubed banana
    Let's see now.... If you have a gay guy in your household who gets an 8 inch erection, just show him your ass and say you need some, and the rest will take care of itself. BUT you need a gay guy in the household with an 8 incher.
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    how about some ping pong balls then when you fart they will fly across the room and you can see how far you can shoot them but you might wind up with brown spots on your wall
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    Here's my list, i havn't used them for my ass but.. well yeah you can guess the rest, some i havn't used but i think they'd be fine:
    Hairbrush handle
    Old tooth brush handle side!
    Big marker pens
    Cucumber
    Curling iron..
    ^_^ x
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