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    Default how do u make a realistic vagina at home or stuff u can buy from cvs

    i dont want to hear and sponge sock or glove ideas ty
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    haha I would love to see the look on the cashier's face at CVS if you bought stuff to make an artificial pussy

    sorry can't help ya though
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    instructions at j thread on personals, scroll to the index and post # is on there.

    Materials: flexible vitamin bottle or other bottle you have, should be flexible, hole about an inch.

    good quality gloves, you only use one, save the other for later.

    sponges which you wet, squeeze and put in the bottle before the glove,
    ponytal ties (like big rubber bands.



    lubricant of some kind, vegetable oil is good, water based lubricants are good. Some lubricants willl attack the gloves, so must be washed out good after use.

    Before use submerge it in hot water, and fill it with hot water. This feels everybit as a good as real pussy, except you miss having the rest of the girl available.

    The cashier wouldn't gave a clue what these are for.
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    Z I don't think you finished reading...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nympho View Post
    Z I don't think you finished reading...
    Nope I read it but realistically there isn't anything else you can get from CVS that will work not involving gloves or sponges. There is always the toilet paper roll and glove idea, but it isn't nearly as great a feel to the penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    instructions at j thread on personals, scroll to the index and post # is on there.

    Materials: flexible vitamin bottle or other bottle you have, should be flexible, hole about an inch.

    good quality gloves, you only use one, save the other for later.

    sponges which you wet, squeeze and put in the bottle before the glove,
    ponytal ties (like big rubber bands.



    lubricant of some kind, vegetable oil is good, water based lubricants are good. Some lubricants willl attack the gloves, so must be washed out good after use.

    Before use submerge it in hot water, and fill it with hot water. This feels everybit as a good as real pussy, except you miss having the rest of the girl available.

    The cashier wouldn't gave a clue what these are for.
    could u be lil more specific on how to make it?
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    Buy 1 harlowe sofa, rip out the sponge and keep aside. Run to the neighborhood garbage bag and get a coke can. Stuff the sponge in the can. You have menthol based toothpaste ? squeeze some in the can. Bingo.....have a nice time.
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    They have vaginas behind the counter at CVS but you have to ask. You can buy them in packs of three.

    What's wrong with the gloves, etc. ideas? Have you tried them with poor results?

    I wish I knew some easy to make ones too, but it all comes down to going to the smut shop and buying yourself a fleshlight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chagrin View Post
    They have vaginas behind the counter .
    Agree with ya. There are vaginas behind most counters. Just ask. Some may agree and some dont.
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    they dont have them behind the counter... and how old do u have to be to buy them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enchanted View Post
    I don't want to hear and sponge sock or glove ideas ty

    Good, let all of know if you find something better than that or the fleshlight, I am eagerly waiting to improve things.

    Just an aside here: Virtually EVERY store I have been in has vaginas behind the counter, are you going into a gay store?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enchanted View Post
    they dont have them behind the counter... and how old do u have to be to buy them?
    Holy shit dude, how low is your IQ? Really?
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    OK this was thought of quickly, right on the spot (really)
    so it's a test of how creative one can be,

    I say: a paint roller (a 9" roller will do for me —ha)
    then stuff the inside hole with a rubber glove (the kind one might do dishes with)
    when inserting the glove place the fingers first
    and then leave a few inches of the bottom of the glove out to roll and flap up
    to soften the edge of the roller.
    Might want to squeeze (or delicately crush) the roller so it's more of an eye-shape
    than a full-circle. (however make sure ur dick's not in there at that point)
    Then just add some preheated lube and insert your rod stir vigorously until it hardens.
    We reccommend you despose after completion or clean with warm water and soap.


    OR you could do what I do, just go to CVS and
    pick-up the cute chick behind the cash-register.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enchanted View Post
    they dont have them behind the counter... and how old do u have to be to buy them?
    just go up to girl behind the counter..who happens to actaully have a vagina..and say.. hey bebe (in a voice like beavis) um 'im looking to make a fake vagina..that'll do the trick..she'll probably jump up on counter and spread em for you right there...happens alllll the time...i mean all the time
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    Why don't you just go to a sex store and buy one? WAIT! I have a better Ideal why don't you get a real girl?
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    I've tried all these do it yourself vagina methods but after some debate with myself I decided to buy myself a 'real' realistic vagina from realisticvaginaandass.com
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    If you aren't old enough to buy a pocket pussy, you're not old enough to post on this forum, so I'd be careful what you say.
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    I got it.

    You go to the cashier and ask her out. If she says no you can make something that reminds of a pussy with your palm.
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    I must say, for entertainment value this thread was WIN! Laughed my ass off the entire time.

    As for ideas... Seriously, toilet paper tubes and vitamin bottles? I never thought I was THAT huge, but though it embarrasses me to state that I tried the toilet paper tube when I was younger, but the circumfrence falls way short. lol
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    "Hello, drug store lady. I'd like a small pussy, please"...
    "Me too, sir, mine's big as a cow's".
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunterxc View Post
    "Hello, drug store lady. I'd like a small pussy, please"...
    "Me too, sir, mine's big as a cow's".
    i had a fake one once
    i broke it after a week or two
    very sad day
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    it would be less effort to get a real girl
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    Baggie and mattress.

    Not great.

    But it appears you're desparate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick_100 View Post
    just go up to girl behind the counter..who happens to actaully have a vagina..and say.. hey bebe (in a voice like beavis) um 'im looking to make a fake vagina..that'll do the trick..she'll probably jump up on counter and spread em for you right there...happens alllll the time...i mean all the time
    because mabe dumb ass he lives in the real world not a fucking cartoon and no woman would ever do you stupid shit
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    hey i dunno if it's against the rules to post links but this is the perfect answer to your question i made a little modified version of this. Didn't want to go through all the work so it wasn't quite as good, but even then it was pretty amazing--if you followed all the steps here im sure you'd get exactly what you're lookin for :P

    http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465


    (if it's against the rules to post this link somebody pm me so i can take it down)
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    Alright, for this, you will need...


    4xpaper bags
    1x pair of gloves
    5xpairs of underwear
    1xtub of linseed oil
    1xpair of everyday scissors
    2xmetre of rubber tubing
    68x block of solid gold


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    Buy 1 harlowe sofa, rip out the sponge and keep aside. Run to the neighborhood garbage bag and get a coke can. Stuff the sponge in the can. You have menthol based toothpaste ? squeeze some in the can. Bingo.....have a nice time.
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    take a melon and make a hole in it
    i saw it one time on the internet somewhere never did it
    dut it seems to be the same feeling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trackguy View Post
    hey i dunno if it's against the rules to post links but this is the perfect answer to your question i made a little modified version of this. Didn't want to go through all the work so it wasn't quite as good, but even then it was pretty amazing--if you followed all the steps here im sure you'd get exactly what you're lookin for :P

    http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465


    (if it's against the rules to post this link somebody pm me so i can take it down)
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