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    Default I Fucked My Dog In The Ass!

    I was watching TV, drinking a glass of wine after work. These wasn't much on and I was very bored so I thought, 'Hey, I'll rent one of those pay-per-view adult-oriented features!'

    Half an hour later I was watching the film and pouring myself another glass of Pinot Gris when I felt like having a snack. The movie wasn't very good; I felt as though the plot were going nowhere. So I got up and went to the kitchen; I grabbed peanut butter and crackers, a butter knife, and sat back down in my chair.

    Sparkles, my 2 year-old golden retriever, came into the room and laid down on the floor by my feet. I like I said the movie wasn't very good (horrible acting!) but I was getting horny!

    As I was spreading peanut butter on a cracker I thought, 'Hey, I'll spread some peanut butter on my asshole!' So I did!

    'Here boy! Come get it!' I said in doggy musical-voice. My legs were spread wide and soon enough Sparkles was licking my asshole! Wow!

    My penis got so hard and veiny! To hell with this; I was going to get laid!

    I got up and behind Sparkles and lifted his tail out of the way to find his asshole. I spread a big handful of peanut butter on my ding-dong and slid it, lovingly, into his perforated puppy shitbox. He made tender growly noises and I spread his fudgepipe open and filled his doggy-ass with 9 inches of man-meat.

    It felt incredible, just like a woman only much furrier. His doggy-fur felt really good on my thighs. Soon I was bucking against him while he raised his upper body onto the sofa with his paws and barked with every thrust!

    I reached around and found that his doggycock was hard, too! I jacked him off with my wanger deep inside him and when he came his ass squeezed my cock like a newborn Chinese. Holy shit!

    I was cumming in Sparkles!

    After I pulled out I smeared my jizz pumper with more peanut butter and let him lick me clean. Then we sat together and I pat his head while we finished the movie.

    That was the beginning of a beautiful new phase in our relationship. Things went well for several more weeks but Sparkles was tragically struck down by an out-of-control prison transport bus which crashed into the neighbours house. (That's a whole other story.)

    PS - If anyone in my area needs to find a home for a dog, I am well-supplied with food, treats and other dog items. Just shoot me a message.
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    part two - the sequel - coming soon
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    You can trust him. He's a doctor.

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    Default Part II - The Sequel!

    Prelude -
    Lo and behold, a few days after my Sparkles' unfortunate demise Daisy, the little neighbor girl across the street knocked on my door. She had in her arms, bundled like a loaf of bread, a little Black Lab pup six months of age!

    Oh joy! I danced and sang with the girl a brilliant chorus of laughter and magic! To show my thanks I slipped my hands under her dress and gave her my two-finger approval, then we shared a few glasses of wine while the pup, who I named Sprinkles, licked peanut butter off of our genitals.

    I sent the girl on her way, back to her friends and her family, her hopscotch games and her little lightbulb ovens. The time was nigh!

    Part II -

    My new pup and I had so much fun! We were in love as soon as we met and soon she was licking my pooper several times a day! She even ate my droppings; before long, I had ceased using the toilet and left my sweet brown waste on the kitchen floor for my canine baby! It was the cutest thing I had ever seen. After some time, as my sweet puppy ass-licker grew, she would even lick my feces as I squatted and squeezed my love-dumps out and into her open muzzle.

    One day as I was licking my darling little girl's doggyflaps, the mailman knocked on my door. He had a letter and I read it; I had to go to Russia at once!

    When my darling and I arrived in Russia I was greeted by a short, fat man with a handlebar mustache and grubby little paws, beady little eyes. They nasty beads of curiosity eyed my pup up and down with a particular lascivious stare. He asked if he could pet her. Hell no, I told him! No soviet degenerate bastard was laying his horny, thorny little fingers on my sweet mucose latherer!

    I pushed the commie aside and continued to my destination. I was going to the only place in all of Russia that was worthy of my democratic eyes - the World Puppy Mill!

    The World Puppy Mill -

    So many dogs! Little ones, big ones! Dogs with woolen furs and dogs with no tails! Black ones, white ones, ones who looked as though they were made of gold! My dog-fucker meat-hog stiffened at the possibilities! Ah, but I had yet to break in my own special girl! She was excited, too; her puppy pussy pisslips pumped pretty purple pleasure under my palm.

    After touring the mill we settled into our quarters. I put down a bowl of water for Sprinkles and squeezed a two days brewing log like a shiny brown oak root on the floor, which she swallowed hungrily.

    My doggy-digger was throbbing like hot gristle and begged for release; I tore off my trouser and let the snake jump free! Sparkles sat up on her hind legs and yapped excitedly. It seemed the right time to teach her the art of love!

    I held out my hands and Sparkles jumped into my arms and licked my face, spreading tanned spittle across my cheeks! I held her out facing away from me and stood in front of the mirror.

    I placed my sperm sprayer at the wings of my Sparkles' cocksock and thrust forward, immersing my love in her hot, hairy babyhole! She barked loudly and ground herself against me, lifting her little tail to give me more access. My penile prodder must have reached her little heart as I fully forced my way into her body!

    I lost control of myself and pumped her puppy cunt as hard as I could; I closed my eyes and lost myself in a world of pleasure. I was floating in a cloud of Sparkles' juicy bitch-jizz and swimming through an ocean of sensation. I held her around the neck and thrust forward until my balls bludgeoned her belly and released ropes of red-hot lava love, one after another. So much love, it was pouring out of Sparkles and onto the floor!

    After my orgasm subsided and my cock calmed down, I realized that Sparkles had been silent for quite some time. She was limp in my hands. I looked down at my love.

    Oh my god, I killed Sparkles!

    What had I done? Incredible grief overcame me and I fell to the floor holding my sweet Sparkles in my arms. I hugged her until I fell asleep.

    What now??? Must everything I love be detroyed?

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    What will happen next? Can I make up for what I've done?

    Am I forever doomed to be alone?

    And just what is going on at the World Puppy Mill?
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    This is sort of funny.
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    I appreciate your comments! Do you have any constructive suggestions; what would you like to see happen next?
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    Take your story to the next level. visit the strange island of doctor moreau. What is the law?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdiotPostingIdioticPosts View Post
    This is sort of funny.
    THEY AREN'T STORIES. YOU WANT CONSTRUCTIVE SUGGESTIONS, WELL CONSTRUCT A STORY FIRST AND STOP TRYING TO SHOCK READER WITH PERVERSE SHIT. YOUR WORK IS COMING ACROSS AS A BAD JOKE. YOU START OUT OF NOWHERE, STATING CRAZY SHIT WITH A DOG (GROSS). YOU NEED TO BRUSH UP ON "HOW TO WRITE A STORY" BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH WHAT YOU'VE POSTED SO FAR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1labelho View Post
    THEY AREN'T STORIES. YOU WANT CONSTRUCTIVE SUGGESTIONS, WELL CONSTRUCT A STORY FIRST AND STOP TRYING TO SHOCK READER WITH PERVERSE SHIT. YOUR WORK IS COMING ACROSS AS A BAD JOKE. YOU START OUT OF NOWHERE, STATING CRAZY SHIT WITH A DOG (GROSS). YOU NEED TO BRUSH UP ON "HOW TO WRITE A STORY" BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY WITH WHAT YOU'VE POSTED SO FAR.

    Uh, why was I quoted here?

    I agree, it's stupid. It just made me laugh at certain points because of its inanity.

    I thought you were yelling at me for a sec.
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    I would like it if the dog bites your 1 inch penis off and runs away and leaves you there to bleed to death.
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    A bit perverted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdiotPostingIdioticPosts View Post
    Uh, why was I quoted here?

    I agree, it's stupid. It just made me laugh at certain points because of its inanity.

    I thought you were yelling at me for a sec.
    I LAUGHED
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    weird and funny
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    This is just gross , perverted and you need mental help rather its a joke or not its just ridiculously nasty and I'm appalled .
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    Losing two beautiful dogs just after having sex with them must have been very traumatic for you.
    I only hope Sprinkles and Sparkles and Sprinkles and Sparkles are now together in Canine happiness.
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    damn! remind my ass not ta let u walk my fuckin dog!
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    thats nasty to be honest
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    ummm..... could you have at least made the dog female?
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    My story is still writing itself. Chapter 3 coming soon.
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    true or false that is just sickening, go find the nearest cliff and jump before your perverted mind kills another dog! it's mans best friend not mans fuck toy!
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    Very weird :S
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    Wow. This is nuts.
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    Laughin my ass off, thanks man
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    This is obviously humor you fucking morons.

    Damn funny, keep 'em coming. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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