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    Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard the virgin flight of XNXX.

    Your cabin crew this evening are ejls and smcaaphd, who will cater to your heart's every desire. Jamie90 may also put in an appearance, but since her move to Australia late last year, she's realised that

    1. The term "Down Under" has no sexual meaning at all and she's had to find a proper job
    2. Prior to leaving the Northern hemisphere, she neglected to apply gravity pads to her laptop, which was last seen free-falling lazily downward toward the sky

    As there are limited crew available to meet your demands, we have taken on some ancillary for the flight, who will be moving among you, offering to suck your straws, fluff your pillows and guide you toward your own, personal Nirvana.

    While there is a crew on the flight deck, they wish to remain anonymous at this time. However, if anything untoward happens while we're mid-air, and we plummet toward the ground, all insurance claims must be sent in triplicate to HQ. Address; Just this side of Heaven.

    Insurance will pay out for the following:

    1. Loss of minor limb (e.g. arm, leg, toe, etc)
    2. Loss of major limb (e.g. penis, labia, breasts *including moobs*)
    3. Mangelation of genitalia
    4. Loss of life*

    Please pay attention to the safety instructions...

    In the event of too-loud intercourse/orgasm, ear defenders will drop from the compartment above your heads. These should be applied only if the noise becomes bothersome and you do not wish to watch.

    There is a ticketing system to join the mile-high-sex-in-the-toilet club. Please take a ticket and wait for your number[s] to be called. We would like to stipulate that, for safety's sake, there can be no more than three passengers in a cubicle, although you are free to make full use of the glory holes in the walls.

    If the aircraft gets into trouble, please reach under your seat and pull out the rapid-inflate rubber dolly, although we do ask you to use these ONLY in the event of emergency.

    Emergency exits are situated at the front, middle and rear of the craft. Emergency entrants are usually found between a set of thighs.

    When the unfasten-belt sign flashes above your head, you are free to divest yourself of any or all garments.

    This is smcaaphd, your in-flight moderator for the evening. I'd like to thank you once again, for choosing to fly XNXX, I hope your flight's a pleasant one, and I'll see you on the other side.


    *Only when application for claim is brought, in person, by the person to whom the claim applies

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    Is there a fee for excess baggage? (Although I lost most of mine in the settlement)

    Are there any limits to what may be stowed in the overhead compartments?

    Where my I depart from, and what might the destination be?

    Would it be okay if I flew the plane for a while?

    Az is holding my policy, can you get it from him?
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    Christ.

    There'll be less blubber in the sea, so I'll take the ferry.

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    Is this airplane sex?



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    Thats's just ducky, SMC!!
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    QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
    I'm not here for love or lust - I'm only here for profit
    Quote Originally Posted by smcism
    Nice is for girls in frills and flounces
    who talk with a lisp and attend tea dances
    Nasty is for girls like me
    who don't just bend at the waist
    but also the knee
    To quote DPM 'Buh Bye'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post


    Thats's just ducky, SMC!!
    Oh god, my first bf wore that tshirt.

    He wasn't my bf for long
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    Dammit cija, smc said you had to wait for the seatbelt light to go off.

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    good luck to your anonymous crew
    ambition; taste the wild and tame the woman


    Don't cope with it. Deal with it.
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    I supposed to cater to every desire? How long is this flight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejls View Post
    I supposed to cater to every desire? How long is this flight?
    I have been advised to come to you to join the mile high club.
    When does it start?
    ambition; taste the wild and tame the woman


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silly Git View Post
    I have been advised to come to you to join the mile high club.
    When does it start?
    Um, when we're a mile up in the air? I don't know, smc gets me into more trouble. I guess I'm Ethel to her Lucy.

    And yes, I know, the young people here won't have any idea what I just meant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejls View Post
    Um, when we're a mile up in the air? I don't know, smc gets me into more trouble. I guess I'm Ethel to her Lucy.

    And yes, I know, the young people here won't have any idea what I just meant.
    Neither will some of the oldish people
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    Quote Originally Posted by 69magpie View Post
    Neither will some of the oldish people
    Old American comedy - I Love Lucy with Lucille Ball


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    OK, I got her and her friend Carol into stewaress uniforms. You have to persuade them to do the rest.
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    I heard you had a "no fly zone"........so I came without pants.....
















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    I have reserved the seat next to the toilet...and I broke the lock on the door so I can make sure that the facility is not used for its intended purpose.
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    Fly XXX?

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    Before you join the Mile High Club, it is mandatory you watch this instructional video.
    http://www.milehighclub.com/howtovideo.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejls View Post
    Before you join the Mile High Club, it is mandatory you watch this instructional video.
    http://www.milehighclub.com/howtovideo.html
    Not a bad video, but I have brought my own tent designed to fit over back of seats down to our feet. Especially easy to use with we go to the cowboy position..
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    Quote Originally Posted by umpire2 View Post
    I heard you had a "no fly zone"........so I came without pants.....
    ....no 'fly' zone.....get it?
    I got it and want to get it!!!
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    Can I upgrade to first ass...class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4awillin1 View Post
    Can I upgrade to first ass...class.
    First class ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    First class ass?
    Preferred...but any will do. But I only eat peanuts out of a bag.
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    Can I be a Trolley Dolly? I've got my uniform ready!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4awillin1 View Post
    Preferred...but any will do. But I only eat peanuts out of a bag.
    BUTT any will do?? Do you like boiled peanuts, too?
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    Here we see our three Lady Moderators, all ready for our flight....







    And like Cija, I'll join up too!

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    Now you know why they call it a cockpit..............
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    Oooh the double entendres - where do I start?

    Oh Captain, can I play with your joystick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cijababe View Post
    Oooh the double entendres - where do I start?

    Oh Captain, can I play with your joystick?
    "Roger"

    "Over"
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQdBrR-Kpf0

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    So what is the inflight movie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookn4awillin1 View Post
    So what is the inflight movie?
    Coffee, Tea or Me?
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    Story of O?
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    Thank goodness cija and Jayney are volunteering - I could use a break. My...uh...."throat" is dry.

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