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    Wink Jesus's last night.

    This will offend people. But it's not pedo. And there really won't be much in the way of sex. Maybe part 2.

    Jesus sat next to the cliff with his arms wrapped around his legs. His long hair and fell around his caramel colored face. Tears fell down his cheeks into his beard. While he may have a manly type beard he was the very picture of feminin charm. He was lost in thought. He knew what was coming. The disicples, sat around the fire a ways away. Not knowing the truth. He would miss them. He would miss the nights of passion. Having all of them fill him with cum. Or how much he loved sucking them. Feeling their hot seed shooting down his throat. He loved them all. He loved being their slut. Even while he was their teacher. He cried hardest knowing the one he loved the most, Judas was going to betray him. He didn't want to die. He wanted to be with his disicples. He cried out to the heavens. To his father who ignored him. "GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? HAVEN'T I DONE WHAT YOU ASKED? I TAUGHT THEM ABOUT LOVE AND EVERYTHING YOU ASKED!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! PLEASE! CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM AND ACCEPT THEM? WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE? IF YOU ARE SUCH A LOVING GOD WHY MUST I DIE?" He fell to his knees, his voice horse with his rage. He looked up to the sky. But no response, not even an angel to comfort him in his grief. He heard voices coming from below. "What do you want Judas? Why are these soldiers here?" Jesus walked down to to the others to see Judas with some roman soldiers. Peter was glaring at them all when he heard Jesus approach. "Master, go back!" Peter cried frantically. "we'll hold them off!" Judas approached jesus and kissed him deeply. His tounge invading his mouth. At any other time, Jesus would have melted at the kiss. But instead he pulled back and said, "Judas, you betray your master with a kiss?" Judas looked shocked as he said, "No master, they just wish to talk with you! I promise."
    "LIES" John shouted. They couldn't stop the armed soldiers from taking Jesus and they could only shout their frustration.
    The soldiers, grabbed Jesus by the arms, while he still cried as they lead him away.

    Well that was chapter 1. Chapter 2 will have sex. I figure, instead of being whipped. Jesus gets gang-banged by Pilot and his men. So instead of being covered in blood while he carries his cross. He's covered in cum. I grew up christian so I always had to hear the jesus story growing up. I like my version better.
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    holy shit.
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    wow, I was hoping that more people would respond with a review. I guess when they saw the name jesus they got scared.
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    Wow, what the fuck? man, whatever gets you off, mate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bimike80 View Post
    wow, I was hoping that more people would respond with a review. I guess when they saw the name jesus they got scared.
    I don't think scared is the word.

    There are just some stories that are written that don't need to be written. Or they need to be written by someone with talent. You don't have talent. You're simply looking for shock value. Big deal. Great...you've had your 15.37 seconds of fame. Move outta' the way sonny, you're wasting electrons here.
    I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

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    bump.
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    I liked this story. I want you to write the whole thing. Write about when he was a young buy getting mouth raped by his friends. If you write this well enough you could sell it as an actual book.

    Imagine how many people you could piss off If you write this as an entire book and write it well. It could even be a best seller
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    You didn't need to put an apostrophe before another s after his name. You're such a dumbass.
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    Here, if you want a story about Jesus, have at it:

    http://stories.xnxx.com/story/32414/In_the_Name_of_Love
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    "Hey fella's, how did you like that story?"

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    "Who's Jesus?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueheatt View Post
    " "Who's Jesus?"

    Ted Neeley was Jesus
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    Why respond to ingnorence ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bimike80 View Post
    This will offend people. But it's not pedo. And there really won't be much in the way of sex. Maybe part 2.

    Jesus sat next to the cliff with his arms wrapped around his legs. His long hair and fell around his caramel colored face. Tears fell down his cheeks into his beard. While he may have a manly type beard he was the very picture of feminin charm. He was lost in thought. He knew what was coming. The disicples, sat around the fire a ways away. Not knowing the truth. He would miss them. He would miss the nights of passion. Having all of them fill him with cum. Or how much he loved sucking them. Feeling their hot seed shooting down his throat. He loved them all. He loved being their slut. Even while he was their teacher. He cried hardest knowing the one he loved the most, Judas was going to betray him. He didn't want to die. He wanted to be with his disicples. He cried out to the heavens. To his father who ignored him. "GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? HAVEN'T I DONE WHAT YOU ASKED? I TAUGHT THEM ABOUT LOVE AND EVERYTHING YOU ASKED!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! PLEASE! CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM AND ACCEPT THEM? WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE? IF YOU ARE SUCH A LOVING GOD WHY MUST I DIE?" He fell to his knees, his voice horse with his rage. He looked up to the sky. But no response, not even an angel to comfort him in his grief. He heard voices coming from below. "What do you want Judas? Why are these soldiers here?" Jesus walked down to to the others to see Judas with some roman soldiers. Peter was glaring at them all when he heard Jesus approach. "Master, go back!" Peter cried frantically. "we'll hold them off!" Judas approached jesus and kissed him deeply. His tounge invading his mouth. At any other time, Jesus would have melted at the kiss. But instead he pulled back and said, "Judas, you betray your master with a kiss?" Judas looked shocked as he said, "No master, they just wish to talk with you! I promise."
    "LIES" John shouted. They couldn't stop the armed soldiers from taking Jesus and they could only shout their frustration.
    The soldiers, grabbed Jesus by the arms, while he still cried as they lead him away.

    Well that was chapter 1. Chapter 2 will have sex. I figure, instead of being whipped. Jesus gets gang-banged by Pilot and his men. So instead of being covered in blood while he carries his cross. He's covered in cum. I grew up christian so I always had to hear the jesus story growing up. I like my version better.
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