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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    I was in my car and when I tried to push the CD button my ex-wife said no and started humming along to that god awful fucking song that I forget the name of but involved a fucking bow and arrow in the video and a twat of an American playing a mythological person from Nottingham.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justpassingthru View Post
    Not gonna happen ... but we will apologize for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Justin Bieber.

    Oh ya ... and Alan Thicke as well, lol.
    What about Rush?
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    Quote Originally Posted by justpassingthru View Post
    Not gonna happen ... but we will apologize for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Justin Bieber.

    Oh ya ... and Alan Thicke as well, lol.
    No need to apologize for Bieber... I certainly celebrated the day he turned 18 last month
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    How I would like to take his first real six string and use it to break his fingers, I would not just make them bleed I would turn them into raw and bloody stumps, then punch is dad for fucking his mom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSharon View Post
    No need to apologize for Bieber... I certainly celebrated the day he turned 18 last month
    Are you deaf?
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    I'm sure she means he can now be legally executed in a number of US states. Dont you Miss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    What about Rush?
    Seriously !!!

    Did you just fall on your head ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    I'm sure she means he can now be legally executed in a number of US states. Dont you Miss?
    LMAO ... fucking perfect.
    Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time"
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    Great quote ... " Remember what the dormouse said, Feed your head ... feed your head"



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    -When I was 12 me and my friends got into shoplifting candies and cigarettes, it was fun until all of my friends got caught so I stopped.

    -There was lots of underage drinking in my youth.

    -There have been more than a few incidents that could be considered indecent exposure.

    -I often jay walk still. Don't tell though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justpassingthru View Post
    Seriously !!!

    Did you just fall on your head ???
    yes
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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    Are you deaf?
    Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

    I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

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    I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    What about Rush?
    hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!
    I'm just saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    I once heard a Bryan Adams single all the way through without destroying the radio afterwards, does that count?
    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    I was in my car and when I tried to push the CD button my ex-wife said no and started humming along to that god awful fucking song that I forget the name of but involved a fucking bow and arrow in the video and a twat of an American playing a mythological person from Nottingham.
    yes ... driving under the influence of Brian Adams does count !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexxracerr View Post
    hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!
    I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    yes
    Takes a big man to admit that ... I hope that you regain your senses soon.
    Great quote ... "Duh, we can time travel into the future, one second at a time"
    Words of wisdom from au1 ... "Don't sandpaper a bobcats ass naked in a phone booth with the door closed"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    yes
    Ouch! Are you OK.

    I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

    Thats about it.
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    I don't want to see videos of fat girls dancing, and my teeth are on fire!
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    To get back on topic.

    I think It should be a crime to play this at a wedding



    It's been played at everyone I have ever been to.

    The lyrics are clearly written about a psychotic stalker...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSharon View Post
    Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

    I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

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    I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.
    Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.
    I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P
    okay your cool again.
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    I like Bryan Adams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post



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    I was expecting to read "When words fail to describe the dismay, there is always Bryan Adams"
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot
    And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

    Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSharon View Post
    And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

    Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.
    I dont check out porn stars. I watch porn,sure, but I dont watch too much with fake breasted, ten a penny blonde bimbettes. They do fuck all for me. Justin Bieber on the other hand.....
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    years ago I smoked a joint without a doctors recommendation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixer View Post
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    Apart from the countless illegal drugs I have used/been using, the countless truancies from school, and shooting (not killing) some people, Im totally innocent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    Ouch! Are you OK.

    I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

    Thats about it.
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    I stole a few candy bars from the local air force base commissary way back when I was around 7 or 8. And I think I was around 9 when my cousin, a few neighbor kids and I trespassed on someones property while the owners were out of town. They had a huge backyard with a good sized climbing tree.
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    I used to trespass a ton, and steal stuff from people who piss me off...

    Oh, and a little sexual harassment in there somewhere. She liked it, but we were both underage, so... (At least, I think that's considered sexual harassment.)
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    as if I'd be stupid enough to write down what I've done ..........

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    Smoking pot and other substances.
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