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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    Are you deaf?
    Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

    I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

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    I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    What about Rush?
    hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    I once heard a Bryan Adams single all the way through without destroying the radio afterwards, does that count?
    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    I was in my car and when I tried to push the CD button my ex-wife said no and started humming along to that god awful fucking song that I forget the name of but involved a fucking bow and arrow in the video and a twat of an American playing a mythological person from Nottingham.
    yes ... driving under the influence of Brian Adams does count !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexxracerr View Post
    hey hey hey, thats totally uncoooool!!!
    I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    yes
    Takes a big man to admit that ... I hope that you regain your senses soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    yes
    Ouch! Are you OK.

    I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

    Thats about it.
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    I don't want to see videos of fat girls dancing, and my teeth are on fire!
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    To get back on topic.

    I think It should be a crime to play this at a wedding



    It's been played at everyone I have ever been to.

    The lyrics are clearly written about a psychotic stalker...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSharon View Post
    Men can have their little countdowns to coming of age for the Olsen twins, Britney Spears, Selena Gomez and even once upon a time Lindsey Lohan... for me it's Bieber, Sterling Knight, and David Henrie

    I don't recall too many men talking about Britney's sub par vocals when they were discussing how hot she was... just sayin'

    P.S.
    I'll admit the lyrics are crappy, but the kid can actually sing well.
    Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.
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    Quote Originally Posted by richief View Post
    Apart from the Spears chick I do not recognise any of those names, if they are all people like spears who started in kids tv shows then became popstars then I will never know them; I stopped watching kids tv when my youngest left home, I do not listen to pop music unless it is on a pub jukebox and I have no choice. As for drooling over Spears, sorry she never met any of my criteria to be hot, especially her age, you will find dl drooling over the mid teen girls but not I.
    I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P
    okay your cool again.
    i started a thread about my stent in the county jail, to explain my disappearance to my friends. it ended up a huge discussion over the right and wrong of all sorts of drugs. hell it was just one joint.
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    I like Bryan Adams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    I like Bryan Adams.



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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post



    If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx
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    I was expecting to read "When words fail to describe the dismay, there is always Bryan Adams"
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    I agree with richie for different reasons.....vacuous does not equal hot
    And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

    Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissSharon View Post
    And I'm sure you check out porn stars for their great morals and unparalleled intelligence >.>

    Hot is hot, you can't argue that. Would I have a deep meaningful relationship with Justin Bieber or Sterling Knight...? No. Would I have a fun Friday night filled with fornication and fillatio...? Abso-fucking-lutely.
    I dont check out porn stars. I watch porn,sure, but I dont watch too much with fake breasted, ten a penny blonde bimbettes. They do fuck all for me. Justin Bieber on the other hand.....
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    years ago I smoked a joint without a doctors recommendation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixer View Post
    years ago I smoked a joint without a doctors recommendation.
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    Some exhibitionism, probably a few sex acts that are still on the books even though they're laughable, shoplifted when I was a kid. That's about it.
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    Apart from the countless illegal drugs I have used/been using, the countless truancies from school, and shooting (not killing) some people, Im totally innocent!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    Ouch! Are you OK.

    I also stole two screws from B&Q because they didnt have a barcode on them and the queues were too big and I couldnt use the self service checkout so I just walked out with them, I murdered a gay lover, I stole the rubber bottom of a pool cue when I was 15, I speed consantly, I take some illicit substances very occasionally.

    Thats about it.
    Woah woah hold on, burying a major crime in a list of lesser ones
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    I stole a few candy bars from the local air force base commissary way back when I was around 7 or 8. And I think I was around 9 when my cousin, a few neighbor kids and I trespassed on someones property while the owners were out of town. They had a huge backyard with a good sized climbing tree.
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    I plead guilty to have voted Labour once !!!
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    I used to trespass a ton, and steal stuff from people who piss me off...

    Oh, and a little sexual harassment in there somewhere. She liked it, but we were both underage, so... (At least, I think that's considered sexual harassment.)
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    as if I'd be stupid enough to write down what I've done ..........

    ........ i donít understand
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    Smoking pot and other substances.
    Drunk driving (got busted recently)
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    stealing panties is allowed except when the female is wearing them !!
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    Well, nothing today, but the day is still young.....
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    Drug trafficking and distribution. Only once or twice though.
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    I stole a Playboy from a bookstore when I was 14 and I still have it.
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    I like Boobies.

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    I am a good girl:
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    My latest crime was running a panty raid, in the ladies room thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by cijababe View Post
    Woah woah hold on, burying a major crime in a list of lesser ones
    Busted!
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    Define Crime! I don't have a criminal record.
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    Any criminal act - that is an act contrary to the statutes of your land
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    Underage drinking, underage sex, drunk and disorderly, shoplifted pick n' mix from Woolies, speeding, once attempted to smoke a joint and failed miserably.

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    Bebbington, the hotbed of crime
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    Underage drinking, underage sex, drunk and disorderly, shoplifted pick n' mix from Woolies, speeding, once attempted to smoke a joint and failed miserably.

    Ooh, I'm such a bad motherfucker
    And biting my ass, no charges have been filed
    lol at the bad mother fucker, yes you are honey
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    Bebbington, the hotbed of crime
    I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...
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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousscouser View Post
    I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...
    We hold my gang meetings in my mate Dave's shed where we plot our criminal activities, BMXing on the pavements and taping the top 40 off Radio 1
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    Had sex with a 16 year old girl when I was 31.
    Made love to her like only a man could and treated her better then any two pump chump teenage boy could.
    Did oral & anal on her tooÖ

    When I think about it now I feel quite ashamed of myself about what Iíve done and I cringe thinking of the consequences if I had been caughtÖ
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    We hold my gang meetings in my mate Dave's shed where we plot our criminal activities, BMXing on the pavements and taping the top 40 off Radio 1
    That reminds me... I taped the top 40 off Radio 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousscouser View Post
    That reminds me... I taped the top 40 off Radio 1.
    God I'm a badass. That's why nobody fucks with me.
    Nobody fucks with you? Or nobody fucks with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye View Post
    Nobody fucks with you? Or nobody fucks with you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by curiousscouser View Post
    I'm thinking of starting a gang but we can't decide whose conservatory ought to be our hangout...
    you could call the gang. Scousers scoundrels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DS1980 View Post
    I was Joking, Who doesn't like Rush ? :P
    Me.
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    Hmm, actually isn't streaming and D/L'ing porn technically a copyright infringement upon the company in question that recorded it? I know some of it is distributed by said companies, but most of the full length stuff isn't supposed to be a free download for people.

    Let's face it, we're all raging criminals on this forum.
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