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    Default THE RIGHT WAY TO FUCK A LIVE CHICKEN ?

    what is the proper way to fuck a live chicken ? if any of you know please tell me i've tried many different things and can't seem to get the chicken to coperate roflmao THIS IS MENT TO BE A FUNNY POST TO POINT OUT HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS POST SOME OF THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhawk700s View Post
    what is the proper way to fuck a live chicken ? if any of you know please tell me i've tried many different things and can't seem to get the chicken to coperate roflmao THIS IS MENT TO BE A FUNNY POST TO POINT OUT HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS POST SOME OF THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ !!!!

    i can't help you out with your problem, i've never managed to catch one of the fuckers alive yet.

    just so nobody gets the wrong idea about me

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    I agree...somewhat. What is it, specifically, that you consider to be stupid?
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    if you want to fuck a chicken , wring it's neck, that then is well fucked
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    You will definitely have to either wring its neck (break its neck by swinging it hard in a circle by its head....or cut off its feet. I say this because their claws are vey sharp and may cut off a nut, lol
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    Duct tape its head and legs, you know they die when you fuck them hard?
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    I don't think there is quite such a thing as a "right" way to fuck a chicken, just my opinion on the matter though.
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    "I'll call him a Chicken Fucker!....... License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by swingerguy95621 View Post
    "I'll call him a Chicken Fucker!....... License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER!"


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    Ya'll need to calm down meow.

    You can't go fucking live chickens meow. Thats just wrong. But if you listen to me carefully meow, you can fuck its neck hole. Pretty cool right? Why don't you try it home meow.
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    is there a wrong way to fuck a live chicken ?
    My four step?
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    Quote Originally Posted by imova View Post
    Ya'll need to calm down meow.

    You can't go fucking live chickens meow. Thats just wrong. But if you listen to me carefully meow, you can fuck its neck hole. Pretty cool right? Why don't you try it home meow.
    Hey that's only four times, you need to go for the full ten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeastlySoul View Post
    Hey that's only four times, you need to go for the full ten.
    Meow, meow, meow; you never said we had to play by the rules meow. We might have to restart this game meow, you know that right? Meow back to the topic at hand - fucking live chickens is not fun, you meow know that right? You could always fuck a cold chicken breast though. I hear thats more fun meow anyways.

    I'm gonna back to watching Pawn stars meow.

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    Chicken is a common euphemism for a prostitute in China, just saying.
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    Scientists in China have bred a chicken with six legs and a vagina identical to a woman's. No-one knows what it's like to fuck though, as no-one's been able to catch it yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayneyRedd View Post
    Scientists in China have bred a chicken with six legs and a vagina identical to a woman's. No-one knows what it's like to fuck though, as no-one's been able to catch it yet!

    And yes, I know that's a version of a very old joke....
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    Well, I have thought about fuckin' some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".
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    Quote Originally Posted by xmiko4 View Post
    Well, I have thought about fuckin' some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".

    Oh my fucking god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xmiko4 View Post
    Well, I have thought about fuckin' some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah!".
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    I'm sorry. I'm the wrong person to ask. I seem to meet these S & M chickens on craiglist and they always forget the safeword and I wind up killing them. Then I have to cook them and eat them to destroy my DNA. The perfect crime! Muhahahahahahah!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vibibottom View Post
    I'm sorry. I'm the wrong person to ask. I seem to meet these S & M chickens on craiglist and they always forget the safeword and I wind up killing them. Then I have to cook them and eat them to destroy my DNA. The perfect crime! Muhahahahahahah!!!!!
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    fucking live chickens ?

    so tender, so tasty. finger licking good. Colonel Sanders
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    Lol, Bongzilla, I'm not into that, it's a quote from a movie called The Devils Rejects.
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    Took a while to find this funny thread again.
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    the cloaca is both an anus and a vagina, so fucking a chick is like double penetration for the price of one
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    What exactly is the right way to fuck a live chicken?

    I'm just curious. That's all. I don't intend to ever fuck one.

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    But it's still okay to fuck sheep...... right??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rixer View Post
    But it's still okay to fuck sheep...... right??

    Of course, just put their back legs down the front of your boots and go for a long walk up the field.
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    Are you trying to tell me there is a wrong way??

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    I dont know I guess it depends on the chick....!

    Oh errr I get it LOL!

    Sorry never tried but if you know how I can get my great gran to agree to a trib session with my gfs sister
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhawk700s View Post
    what is the proper way to fuck a live chicken ? if any of you know please tell me i've tried many different things and can't seem to get the chicken to coperate roflmao THIS IS MENT TO BE A FUNNY POST TO POINT OUT HOW MANY OF YOU FOLKS POST SOME OF THE STUPIDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER READ !!!!
    Ok I have never have the desire to do such a thing but I can try help to solve the problem for you. Since the chicken entrance is far smaller than you may have to offer I suggest you cut your dick off and cut it in very small pieces and push in each one individually until you are done
    have fun and let us know how it went
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