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    Confucius Say
    It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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    Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour! Yaztromo's Avatar
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    In the words of immortal word of Michael Stipe:

    everybody hurts sometimes

    (if you didn't you'd be dead)
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    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
    ....somebody appears to know me too well
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    Never spit into the wind.
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    Confucius say,
    "Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
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    When she said she wanted a pearl necklace, she didn't expect me to cum on her neck. Should of been more specific.
    Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.
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    Confucius Say
    The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.

    Hey Mason long time no see
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    You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might just find you get what you need.
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    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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    A tip I use to give really crappy servers.

    Doors are just like walls, they are very hard. Try not to walk into them.
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    Confucius say,
    "A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait."
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    Going to church isn't quite as bad as you think it will be and you get free coffee and a lovely chocolate biscuit.
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