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    Pearls are wisdom are no substitute for actual pearls. Don't settle!
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    Confucius say...
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    Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
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    Confucius say...
    girl who has sex in Egyptian tomb may soon become mummy
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    Quote Originally Posted by minerva_x View Post
    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
    ....somebody appears to know me too well
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    Confucius Say...
    By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
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    The Bible contains 256 references to the sins of heterosexuals, and only 4 to the sins of homosexuals. I’m not implying that God hates heterosexuals; they just need more supervision.
    " I can make you feel...but I can't make you think."
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    Confucius Say...
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    cats have barbed penises, you're welcome

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    Confucius Say
    It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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    In the words of immortal word of Michael Stipe:

    everybody hurts sometimes

    (if you didn't you'd be dead)
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    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
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    Confucius say,
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    When she said she wanted a pearl necklace, she didn't expect me to cum on her neck. Should of been more specific.
    Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.
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    Confucius Say
    The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back, is a police horse.

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    You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you might just find you get what you need.
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    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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    A tip I use to give really crappy servers.

    Doors are just like walls, they are very hard. Try not to walk into them.
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    Confucius say,
    "A woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait."
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    Going to church isn't quite as bad as you think it will be and you get free coffee and a lovely chocolate biscuit.
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    Practices gynecology but has the license for cardiology.... bad..bad..bad...
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