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    I got a new fish today, what should I name him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I got a new fish today, what should I name him?

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    Best pick first name comes to your mind when look at it. take care
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    Quote Originally Posted by 69magpie View Post
    Dinner.
    That is so mean!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    That is so mean!
    I don't think the fish will mind the name, it'll probably forget it 3 seconds later...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 69magpie View Post
    Only if you eat it..
    He is my new little baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 69magpie View Post
    I don't think the fish will mind the name, it'll probably forget it 3 seconds later...
    I would feel awful calling it dinner and could never do so. The rest get called baby. I have run out of names.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I would feel awful calling it dinner and could never do so. The rest get called baby. I have run out of names.
    Don't they get confused if they are all called "Baby"...
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    "Battered Baby"

    so he's ready for dinner

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    Chips.

    In Britain, fish and chips is a national dish.
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    I like to put myself into the category of the former.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I got a new fish today, what should I name him?

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    Dinner.
    After having a closer look at "your baby" I'm thinking dinner would be the wrong name choice......maybe "Entree" would be a better one, pan fried in garlic butter..
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I got a new fish today, what should I name him?

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    I am still seeking a name but don't wish for anymore help unless you have something positive to say then pm me privately and I never expected the dinner jokes. Perhaps I should tell you I suffered a significant loss and have been extremely depressed and this fish was something that cheered me up a bit and put a smile on my face when I haven't smiled or laughed for about 6 months. I had spent the better part of yesterday crying and ended up at the pet store and came home with this little guy when it wasn't planned as he gave me some delight. Pets are very important to people sometimes and I can not have a cat or dog and certainly would not call anyone's pet dinner.
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    Call it Very


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    Fish make great pets, mind you they're hard to take for a walk.
    Damn leash keeps slipping off! LOL.

    Could always call your new friend wiggles, not that he doe's that or anything.
    Or maybe Cunni, as in cunnilingus! Oh My!

    Or how about Nooki. LOL I like that one.
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    Brandi, I had goldfish that I loved and cried whenever they went belly up.

    I love naming things and will try to think of something, but at the moment, I'm drawing a blank. Beta's are feisty, but pretty fish and yours looks like a jewel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    Brandi, I had goldfish that I loved and cried whenever they went belly up.

    I love naming things and will try to think of something, but at the moment, I'm drawing a blank. Beta's are feisty, but pretty fish and yours looks like a jewel.
    What do you know, you did come up with a name after all! "JEWEL" Just like every women, but the most precious kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I am still seeking a name but don't wish for anymore help unless you have something positive to say then pm me privately and I never expected the dinner jokes. Perhaps I should tell you I suffered a significant loss and have been extremely depressed and this fish was something that cheered me up a bit and put a smile on my face when I haven't smiled or laughed for about 6 months. I had spent the better part of yesterday crying and ended up at the pet store and came home with this little guy when it wasn't planned as he gave me some delight. Pets are very important to people sometimes and I can not have a cat or dog and certainly would not call anyone's pet dinner.
    Brandi - I had no idea, and humbly apologise. I hope you feel better soon.

    By the way - when I bought my royal python, people asked me if it would be called shoes or handbag.
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    brandi we did not have a way to know but my suggestion of azul-noir would fit still being that it means blue and black
    fitting for one that has been through hell and survived
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    pick me... pick me... Captain Jack Sparrow
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    pick me... pick me... Captain Jack Sparrow
    As a Captain Jack Sparrow fan I love this


    As for a name for the fish......I like "Squidward"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrandiDelicious View Post
    I am still seeking a name but don't wish for anymore help unless you have something positive to say then pm me privately and I never expected the dinner jokes. Perhaps I should tell you I suffered a significant loss and have been extremely depressed and this fish was something that cheered me up a bit and put a smile on my face when I haven't smiled or laughed for about 6 months. I had spent the better part of yesterday crying and ended up at the pet store and came home with this little guy when it wasn't planned as he gave me some delight. Pets are very important to people sometimes and I can not have a cat or dog and certainly would not call anyone's pet dinner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freespiritx View Post
    What do you know, you did come up with a name after all! "JEWEL" Just like every women, but the most precious kind.
    I don't know if a male fish would want to be called Jewel though!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    I don't know if a male fish would want to be called Jewel though!!
    How about Ahab!

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    Aww Brandi, do you spend time coddling your new pet

    Don't take any notice of the prat's, their jokes fall a bit flat, but you'll always have a plaice in their hearts.

    I hope ewer looking after yourself, or else you might end up under the care of the sturgeon, which wouldn't be cool at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinskin View Post
    How about Ahab!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    That's a good name! If I ever get a whale, I'll name it Ahab!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smcaaphd View Post
    ... I'll bow out with probably the best suggestion for a fish name EVER...

    FLUFFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by wantsomefun View Post
    FLUFFY?

    Maybe for this fish, but not Brandi's.



    OMG, , that's a puffer.
    My understanding is that they're toxic, and deadly because of it if ingested.
    That one seems to be a baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freespiritx View Post
    OMG, , that's a puffer.
    My understanding is that they're toxic, and deadly because of it if ingested.
    That one seems to be a baby.
    Not all varieties are toxic. Those along the coast of the Carolinas are safe to eat. There's a strip of flesh along the spine that is considered a delicacy.

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    Brandi, what about azure? The fish probably won't care that much what you call it, and it probably won't come when you say it's name anyway, so you need a name that feels good to say. Azure. It's like a sigh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wantsomefun View Post
    Not all varieties are toxic. Those along the coast of the Carolinas are safe to eat. There's a strip of flesh along the spine that is considered a delicacy.
    With my luck, I'd catch that one transient little piece of shit who struck out to see the world from where they are toxic, ended up in the Carolinas in my frying pan poisoning my ass.

    Wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to nurse me back to health.
    That's what I need, someone to nurse me, nurse me, nurse me!

    Oh, and another good name for fishy might be Little Nipper. Not after nipples[but could be if you wanted] but because Bettas like to nip, as in anything that moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freespiritx View Post
    With my luck, I'd catch that one transient little piece of shit who struck out to see the world from where they are toxic, ended up in the Carolinas in my frying pan poisoning my ass.

    Wouldn't be so bad if I had someone to nurse me back to health.
    That's what I need, someone to nurse me, nurse me, nurse me!

    Oh, and another good name for fishy might be Little Nipper. Not after nipples[but could be if you wanted] but because Bettas like to nip, as in anything that moves.
    While I do live in the Carolinas in the foothills, by the time I was able to get down to the Coast, you'd have gone belly up already...
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    Okay...so you plan to name your fish. Does that imply that you expect him to come to you when you call him? If so, you may need a little help understanding the relationship between pet fish and people. Or cats for that matter.
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    How about Willy.
    Yes, Freeeeee Willyyyyyy.
    Teach him to jump over a little floating log.
    Bubble out the theme song from same movie,
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    Charge admission, and make the cover of Rolling Stone.
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    I once had a Beta. I named him Master. And yeah, I had a Masterbeta.
    My daughter told this to the teachers at her kindergarten class, and told me the teachers thought that name was sooooooo funny, and she didn't know why. The ex wanted to name him Max, for BetaMax. I chuckle about it still to this day. My vote is to name him MASTER.
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    A male Beta does rule the aquarium. Put two males into a moderate sized aquarium and you will have a fight to the death.
    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush
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