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    Default removing ass hair

    a few threads here about shaving, my issue is slightly different; I hate having a hairy ass cleft. What a fucking mare, shit an sweat an... that's enough, there are ladies present.

    Cant shave it, cos I cant see it and it would itch like hell. A brazillian sonds like a total nightmare! Has anyone shoved that nuclear cream up their ass and lived to tell the tale?



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    listen, for the last time dude. nobody cares about your hairy ass. get over yourself.

    geez! *mutters something about arrogant furry cheeked noobs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    listen, for the last time dude. nobody cares about your hairy ass. get over yourself.

    geez! *mutters something about arrogant furry cheeked noobs*
    Oh Inky!

    Dont get a wild hare up your ass! LOL

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    Use Duct tape mate, it works for everything
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    Thank you Supermurk, I use it for a lot of other things like adhesive tape, must try that, sounds quite workable and a hell of lot better than shaving my bum.
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    I trust duct tape more then razors
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    on second thoughts try dipping your ass in a vat of sulphuric acid. don't worry about the stench of burnt flesh and the searing pain of just dipping your ass in a vat of sulphuric acid. no pain no gain
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    I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMurk View Post
    I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning
    what's not to love? afterwards your ass will be as smooth as a baby's bum...albeit a 3rd degree burn victim baby, but a baby non the less
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    yeah once the scorched flesh is done peeling and cracking off, you'll be smooth as anything
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    just thought i'd bump this thread again. best thread name ever!
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    I am a fan of Shock value, except bob saget because he is just creepy
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    You don't want to shave it. Trust me. I tried it once and it was very uncomfortable. ...Butt cheeks kept rubbing against each other in the cleavage. It felt weird without the hair.

    Yet then again, I still don't like the idea of having a hairy ass... might scare away the ladies. I've been thinking that despite the discomfort, I'd ought to try again and just keep it shaved. I'm thinking that I'll get used to it.

    Wax helps to keep hair from growing back... so I've heard.
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    Try VEET its a hair removing wax paper, its goingto be just as painfull as a brazillian wax, but in the privacy of your own dungon.
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    some guys get off on that kinda stuff
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    Alright, my word, I have shaved my butt and ass crack for umpteen jillion years. Unlike a lot of people and many have reported the problem, I never have had any problem from ingrown hairs, itching, sweaty ass cheeks, or any of the ills others report from it. Same thing with the other parts too. So am I just lucky or what?
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    I've never had the need to remove ass hairs.

    But for pussy hairs, I just use floss, and brush with vigor.
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    Shit dudes! I took your advice (since y'all are all so experienced with literally 1000s of posts) I warmed up some sulphiric acid on the stove and dipped my ass in it. Hurt like hell, but I get off on ultimate pain. The fizzing sound was a bit off-putting. Anyways, I was jacking off to the smell of burning flesh and the feeling of my colon melting, when I lost concentration and my foot slipped. I've only gone and spilled acid all over the danged pot roast! So thanks to you shits, it's KFC tonight. Again.
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    I just wouldn't try and digest it for several days or your colon may fall off
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    You could always use a curling iron to style it or singe it off.
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    Singeing sure sounds fun.... not really
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMurk View Post
    Singeing sure sounds fun.... not really
    You'd just need someone there to kiss it to make it feel better!! :D
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    it brings a whole new meaning to the term kiss my ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMurk View Post
    it brings a whole new meaning to the term kiss my ass!
    It does, doesn't it??
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    yes, it sounds sweeter and less dirty
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    I tried the duct tape and it didnt pick up one single hair, and I have used it for over 3 years for adhesive tape, and it never comes off until I pull it off.
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    You guys are sick freaks. I don't want to burn it off, thats like, barbaric or something. I meant that after its shaved, put wax on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zenythmon View Post
    You guys are sick freaks. I don't want to burn it off, thats like, barbaric or something. I meant that after its shaved, put wax on it.
    Duh...
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    I just pay the Korean lady up the road to wax it for me. She is fast and it only hurts for a minute. Dont be a wuss and just wax it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikkrt
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    I just have one question.

    Why do you want your donkey bald?

    I mean, the poor thing would get a terrible chill at this time of year.

    Take a look for yourself... I mean, does this donkey look happy to you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikkrt View Post
    Shit dudes! I took your advice (since y'all are all so experienced with literally 1000s of posts) I warmed up some sulphiric acid on the stove and dipped my ass in it. Hurt like hell, but I get off on ultimate pain. The fizzing sound was a bit off-putting. Anyways, I was jacking off to the smell of burning flesh and the feeling of my colon melting, when I lost concentration and my foot slipped. I've only gone and spilled acid all over the danged pot roast! So thanks to you shits, it's KFC tonight. Again.
    Shit! You use sulphuric acid to get rid of rust NOT hair!

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    Have just thought, dont shave your arse. Might be fun until you slip and your arsehole is cut 7cm long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coconut View Post
    Have just thought, dont shave your arse. Might be fun until you slip and your arsehole is cut 7cm long.

    That would make your eyes water!
    I agree, don't wanna end up shittin pancakes dude
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