I have been caught once, and almost caught another time.
The time I was almost caught, I was about 17 and I was, of course, masterbating like crazy. Some days I would go 2-3 times within half an hour. Don't ask me how I did it, considering I did it constantly it was quite the feat.
Back then, when I masterbated, I would simply go into the computer room, and just fucking jerk it. I am one of those guys that gets so caught up that I soon stop caring and I just hope I don't get caught. Well, whenever I would wack off, I would watch some porn, then blow it in my left hand, being careful not to spill any. Then I would go and wash off in the bathroom.
Well, this one time, I turned on the sink, cleaned up, and went back to the computer. My mom came into the room and asked me "Why did you blow your nose on the sink-handle?" I was shocked. I realized I had used my jizz-catchin hand to turn on the faucet, and she had either confused my load for snot. Or had known and was trying to make it easiar on me.
The time I got caught was by a friend. Her name was April, and we were really close. We had been friends since about fourth grade, and it was our junior year in high-school. Anyways, during that summer, I would constantly go to the indoor pool at the civic center and swim laps, because I have a ankle problem that I have had since birth and swimming was the best excersize I could do.
Anyways, I would always run over to her house, which was 2 blocks away and get her to come with. It was never that serious between us, and hell, even our friends didn't mention it because we had become such good friends. I never really felt anything for her, and I am not sure about her for me.
One week though, I had to stay with her and her mom because her mom ran the little summer acting thing that I did for fun.
I didn't think much about it, hell my family went over there all the time, and we were nearly cousins or something like simply from close asscotiation.
Well, on the third or fourth night I was over there, I finally had to wack off, just COULDN'T stand it too much longer.
So, I settled down in the basement bathroom cause no-one ever went in there, and I didn't even need porn cause I suddenly was finding myself thinking of April in that black bikini she wore, and her ridiculously tan and large tits.
She was about 5'2", which I love when the girl is shorter than me... and she just suddenly in an instant became appealing to me.
I started beating it, and by god she came downstairs. I heard her footsteps, but like I said earlier I am one of those heat of the moment guys. I just kept going.
She opened the door, LOOKED at my dick, SMILED, and walked away.
That night we played truth or dare, and by god... it was the best thing I think that has ever happened to me.
Sorry, got kinda long whinded there.
April sure was crazy.