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    Default Ever been caught masterbating? Stories are nice.

    Thought it could make a good thread for girls&guys, pretty sure there isnt a thread on it already.
    Have u ever been caught trying to get one out? i know its happened to a lot of people so lets hear those stories.
    And i am lucky enough not to have been caught *knocks on wood*.
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    I was caught one time when I was about nineteen or twenty. I often would masturbate in my bedroom after getting home from college. Since my mom would never enter without knocking and not even usually expect me until dinner time, I never had any worries of getting caught. Because I felt that I really wouldn't be disturbed, I would always take off ALL my clothes, and masturbate to to an issue of Playboy or Penthouse.

    So one day while masturbating, I was shocked when my bedroom door opened, and into it barged not my mom, but one of her close female friends, Anna. I was speechless. With me reclining on my bed, completely naked, my oiled hand holding my erect cock in front of a Playboy centerfold, I was obvious what I was doing. There was nothing I could say or do. My bed was made, so I couldn't even conveniently cover myself with a blanket.

    Anna was pretty cool about the situation. She had previously asked me to take care of her yard and pool while she was on vacation, and had stopped by to give me her house key and give me a few final instructions. She was in my room for at least a couple of minutes, and didn't say anything about my nudity or do anything to further embarrass me.

    I'm pretty sure she never mentioned the incident to my mother. The only time she ever mentioned it later to me was one rather hot day when I was over at her place doing some yard work. I wanted to go for a swim but didn't have my swimsuit with me. She laughed and said, "Go ahead. It's not like I'll see anything I haven't already seen before!"
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    Actually, NEVER.

    Im too crazy, Ill hear a door creak and put it away for like 10 minutes and just listen... Ive always been like that, although i dont have to worry as much now... look, even in an empty house, I cant jerk off with the door open... im that paranoid
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    Nope, never been caught in the act, but have been caught out with leaving the evidence about in the morning after a drunken wank.

    My flat mate found it and decided to unravel the rest of the roll around the evidence and write 'wanker' on it in bright pink.

    He then took a photo on his phone to show the rest of my mates fucking bastard!!
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    caught by who? Parents? No, my parents never caught me although there were some close calls.I masturbate in front of my fiancee sometimes, does that count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookey227 View Post

    Im too crazy, Ill hear a door creak and put it away for like 10 minutes and just listen... Ive always been like that, although i dont have to worry as much now... look, even in an empty house, I cant jerk off with the door open... im that paranoid
    im rather like that.

    if i hear a sound, im put away for a while.

    i was caught once i think.

    i was in bed late at night just jerking off and i see my mom leave her room and start walking towards mine(i used to sleep with the door open and then she would close it when i was asleep...i was like 14, leave me alone ) and i was hoping she didnt see.

    i was completely naked though with cock in hand. she just closed the door and walked away. never mentioned.

    thank god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamB View Post
    I was caught one time when I was about nineteen or twenty. I often would masturbate in my bedroom after getting home from college. Since my mom would never enter without knocking and not even usually expect me until dinner time, I never had any worries of getting caught. Because I felt that I really wouldn't be disturbed, I would always take off ALL my clothes, and masturbate to to an issue of Playboy or Penthouse.

    So one day while masturbating, I was shocked when my bedroom door opened, and into it barged not my mom, but one of her close female friends, Anna. I was speechless. With me reclining on my bed, completely naked, my oiled hand holding my erect cock in front of a Playboy centerfold, I was obvious what I was doing. There was nothing I could say or do. My bed was made, so I couldn't even conveniently cover myself with a blanket.

    Anna was pretty cool about the situation. She had previously asked me to take care of her yard and pool while she was on vacation, and had stopped by to give me her house key and give me a few final instructions. She was in my room for at least a couple of minutes, and didn't say anything about my nudity or do anything to further embarrass me.

    I'm pretty sure she never mentioned the incident to my mother. The only time she ever mentioned it later to me was one rather hot day when I was over at her place doing some yard work. I wanted to go for a swim but didn't have my swimsuit with me. She laughed and said, "Go ahead. It's not like I'll see anything I haven't already seen before!"
    AdamB, you have GOT to write this up as a story...but perhaps with a different ending.
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    Whao yah, AdamB...you really should attempt to write that into a story. It has all the "fixins" for a good one
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    That could be a very good story! I've never been caught in the act...I'n exactly like pookey227. I hear something and I put him away.~:D
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    Yep.........my mum walked in the bathroom one day (I thought she was next door) and caught me getting amorous with a toilet-roll tube..............oh, the look on her face!

    She said something like "ooooooooyouooooooooowha.........sorry!"
    and walked out.

    I spent the next 35 years avoiding her!

    I always had this awful image of her taking my wife to one side and whispering,
    ...."make sure you always throw away your old toilet-tubes dear!"......and winking!
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    Red face

    One I just remembered. I was very horny in my twenties, and even with plenty of sex from my wife, I still did it myself.

    One day after she had been in the bathroom in the morning, she said to me:

    "I see you had a good time, the evidence is still in the basin."

    I don't remember by reply, sorry. Could probably make one up but won't.
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    So, you didn't try the old '...just blowing my nose...' excuse then?
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    I've come extremely close, often when I was a teenager. I would be wanking like crazy, close to cumming, and then I'd hear footsteps on the staircase and would have to rush to pull my jeans up, fasten them, hide the paper towel and close the porn on my laptop. Best time was 3 seconds hehe. Then I moved my bedroom around so you could only see the back of the laptop screen - so took my time down to about 2 seconds!

    My roommate frequently wanks me off lol - love it, shes so damn good! Just waiting for it to go to the next level!
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    I've never been caught, closest ever though was I was jerking it down stairs to some porn, and for some reason I figured I'd go up stairs, as soon as I got up stairs my parents walked in. Had I not moved, they would've seen me for sure.


    Weirdest though, was one day I came home from tennis practice, I walked up stairs, and in to my room, and my dad was lying on my bed jacking off, I was like, "WTF!!!!" That was really akward. He rushed out and said he was doing some sort of back stretch. Three years later he still gets really embarrased if I even mention it. I wouldn't have cared if he was doing it in his room, but the part that really freaked me out was that he was beating in my room on my bed.
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    Sounds like you handled it really well.....I think that would have messed me up sooooo bad if I'd seen that!...
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    my 16 year old sister caught me jerking off in my room a year ago she frequently comments about it thankfully not in front of my parents but if I was going to my room for any reason she would say something like " oh I know why your going to your room" odd thing is it really turns me on when she teases me about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by amac View Post
    Weirdest though, was one day I came home from tennis practice, I walked up stairs, and in to my room, and my dad was lying on my bed jacking off, I was like, "WTF!!!!" That was really akward. He rushed out and said he was doing some sort of back stretch. Three years later he still gets really embarrased if I even mention it. I wouldn't have cared if he was doing it in his room, but the part that really freaked me out was that he was beating in my room on my bed.
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    ^ ya i thought the same thing, not much u can do/say when u walk in on ur dad doing his thing in UR bed.
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    Yeah.. I've been caught. By my sister, and my dad. And my best friend, and we still joke about it.

    Let's see.. My first time with my sister. I was probably 12 or 13 at the time, and I was sleeping in a sleeping bag behind my couch in the living room for some reason (wtf?) and I woke up and just started jerking it. My sister walks up and is like, "What're you doing?!" All I said was, "I'm cold." Despite me being in a sleeping bag. I think she may have believed me.

    My best friend and I would usually look at porn together when we were younger, because of his strangled privacy at home. He was extremely paranoid about looking at it at home, so we'd just whip it out and have a wonderful time together. Well, one night, he was coming over, and I figured I'd have a good wank before he got there. Suddenly, he bursts in and is like, "WHAT'S UP FUCKER?!" I pretty much ran away in shock.

    My third and last -- The best friend mentioned above and I are doing our pretty normal masturbation period at about 4:00 in the afternoon, which my dad usually got home at about 4:15. So, we're like, "well, we have time." So, we start and I'm about done and my dad walks through the front door and is like, "What the fuck are you doing?" and my friend pulls up his pants and runs out.

    That one is still really embarassing to me.

    Now that I'm looking back on it, I realized that my friend and I wanking it together (though we never touched each other) is kind've weird.. Please, don't think I'm too weird :P
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    Caught masterbating?

    when i was 14, i was sleeping over at my friends house and walked on his older, hotter sister inthe shower. the sight of her naked wet body, made me so horny, i had this huge-for a 14 year old- boner the rest of the night. later, when i thought my friend was asleep, i wanked off. once i was done, he said feel better?

    one time, my mom just walked right into my room and saw me spewing cum all over a towel. and since my parents were crazy religious, they had this huge talk and it turned into a huge deal, it did not stop me from having my fun, in fact, it might have made me do it more.

    and finally, my wife has walked in on me several times, usually it is when she is not in the mood, and she could care less, its not like she does not use one of her many toys in the bath.
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    ohh yeah, my sister caught me before..

    she slams on my door because i locked it, knowing what i was doing... so i just yelled "gimmie about 5 more minutes to finish up." 5 minutes later i opened the door and told her she could come in..

    expected to be laughed which did happen...she just said "well it better be good porn!" haha! i thought it was amusing.. but shes the only one that knows about that.. her and her BF which she told immediately..
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    Yeah simple enough my room did not have a bed. (I was sleeping on the floor...) pants down but my shirt was on. I was lying on my left side jerkin it to my wild imagination. But low and behold my dumb-ass younger cousin storms in saying something that happened on ESPN.

    Pretty much I frolic around trying to cover up. He stairs for a bit like it didn't click in his head or something... that I was pleasuring myself.

    He closed the door and I simply reminded him to knock before entering.
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    I've never been caught, thankfully... I, too, am one of those that gets way freaked out by sounds I hear in the house.

    I'm a little worried... I'm going away to college soon and am not sure how I'm going to find time or privacy to jerk off.

    I might explode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bukkake Bunny View Post
    I've never been caught, thankfully... I, too, am one of those that gets way freaked out by sounds I hear in the house.

    I'm a little worried... I'm going away to college soon and am not sure how I'm going to find time or privacy to jerk off.

    I might explode.
    1) In the shower.

    2) In bed, at night, alone.

    3) While your roommate holds a bible seminar in your room.
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    bible seminar

    LOL at Caffiene

    The only 2 times I have been caught were by my Aunt then by my cousin.
    I was sitting in the bathroom playing when my aunt walked in (she didn't know I was there.
    She said oops sorry and left.
    My cousin walked into my room when I was staying with them.the sight of her started me cumming and I couldn't move just knealt there cumming on my magazine and looking at her, somehow hoping she didn't notice while she stared at my dick.

    She left and didn't mention it but it did start other things going.
    mostly just sex play but it was a good time for us both.
    neither one of us talks about it any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine View Post
    1) In the shower.

    2) In bed, at night, alone.

    3) While your roommate holds a bible seminar in your room.
    That made me really laugh
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    I've been caught a few times, yes..but I'm not telling about it!
    Not two days ago, I was having a look in a book and I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chunky View Post
    Yep.........my mum walked in the bathroom one day (I thought she was next door) and caught me getting amorous with a toilet-roll tube..............oh, the look on her face!

    She said something like "ooooooooyouooooooooowha.........sorry!"
    and walked out.

    I spent the next 35 years avoiding her!

    I always had this awful image of her taking my wife to one side and whispering,
    ...."make sure you always throw away your old toilet-tubes dear!"......and winking!
    lol hehehe. Yeah I have that, the vacume, a watermelloen..never got caught BUT..you'r story makes me oooooooooooohh so glad id didn't! heheeh funny stuff.
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    Default a few times!!!!!!!!

    I have been caught by:
    my husband
    my son (twice)
    my mom
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    If I caught my girlfriend masturbating, she'd be having sex very quickly.

    If she caught me masturbating, she'd probably laugh.
    ...with cream.
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    something here reminded me:

    When my 3rd wife and I were visiting her hometown in Ohio and staying in a motel, we forgot to put the vibrator away and left it on the night stand.
    The maid came in, looked at it, looked at us, and grinned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonleyone View Post
    I have been caught by:
    my husband
    my son (twice)
    my mom
    hotel maid:D

    i really wana hear about the hotel maid and your sun....sounds funny


    as for me mom walked in on me...i was shocked
    she just closed the door and left.

    i lost my hard and had to start over.
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    ive been caught by my sis one day i was wanking hard she ran in th room i cummed everwhere a bit landed on my sis she was shocked a few mins later my sis was eating my cum off her face sometimes she helps me now and swalows my loads
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    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ kinda wierd
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    I got caught by my stepmom once. I was on her bed and she was at the store. (I thought) She came home early and I had this vibrator thats fits over the back of your hand with these spring things. Anyway she walks in and I have the playboy in one hand and my cock in the other and the shock!....... Fuck......I was right there and could not stop, I was just squezing my cock with this thing and in a moment just poped all over with my mom watching. This all took place in a moment. She just looked kinda shocked and closed the door and left the room. The hard part was going back out and faceing her.....Like "whats for dinner Mom"?

    I sure would like to find that kind of vibrator again though. Never seen one again like that.
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    I've come very close several times, but the only time I actually got caught was when I was on my bed with the front of my boxers pulled down (thank god I wasn't naked) and didn't bother to close the curtains. My room was in the basement, so you could see into my room at ground level. One of my friends came by and knocked on my window, scaring the crap out of me He thought it was hilarious We'd done it beside each other before though, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but it gave him way too much material for jokes.

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    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ kinda wierd
    To me it sounds more like an amateur story than reality...
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    i got caught once by my friends cousin. i was sittin there with a play boy in hand and my cock in the other in his bathroom ( i thought i locked the door but i was wrong). my friend had warned me that she was hot and didnt have a bf, wat he didnt tell me is on how horny she was. so im about to blow my load and she walks in and stares at me for a second and walks in and closes and locks the door and starts sucking my cock. it was like heaven cuz she was stayin for the summer and we had a lot of sex. ^_^
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    Lets say she was very very very kinky :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by riker View Post
    I got caught by my stepmom once. I was on her bed and she was at the store. (I thought) She came home early and I had this vibrator thats fits over the back of your hand with these spring things. Anyway she walks in and I have the playboy in one hand and my cock in the other and the shock!....... Fuck......I was right there and could not stop, I was just squezing my cock with this thing and in a moment just poped all over with my mom watching. This all took place in a moment. She just looked kinda shocked and closed the door and left the room. The hard part was going back out and faceing her.....Like "whats for dinner Mom"?

    I sure would like to find that kind of vibrator again though. Never seen one again like that.
    It is called a swedish vibrator. I have been looking for one for the last 7 years. My first one lasted 18 years. Maybe we should try google: vibrators swedish or vibrators hand.
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    when i was ummm 13 i think my grandma walked in on me while i was in the middle of masturbating.........didnt talk to her for like a year after that lol it petrified me.
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