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  1. #51
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    Well, the only time i've been caught whacking was the start of a relationship for me with a girl who's pants i'd been trying to get in for a couple years.

    Sorry, but this will be a little long, so I can tell the story and explain.

    I was 17 and she was 19, a senior, and as hot as fire, redheaded, green eyes, and a body that had all the guys drooling and wishing. I'd asked her out several times, only to hear, "No thank you, you're too young", or, "You can't handle this hot stuff", or, "You don't have enough dick to do anything for me". You see, I was quite overweight, and everyone use to say that a fat guy had a small dick, since "Things don't grow good in a shade"...haha.
    Anyway, this went on for about 2 years, as we both were in the band at high school, and I would jack off to the thoughts of her and me, or see her in a bikini, which would give all the guys, and some of the adults, an instant hard on. When she would sashay by me, shaking her money maker, knowing it turned me on and made me horney, I would have to make time to sneak off to the bathroom or something and jerk off.

    Well, the band went on a trip one fall to a band contest in Florida. We had several hotel rooms, with the normal guys on one floor, girls on anothe floor, and lots of chaparones to keep us apart. But, during the evenings before bedtime, many of the guys and gals would come into each other's rooms and watch tv, listen to music, and generally just be there....with a chaparone watching, of course. Only, this evening, everyone was on the beach, except me, who had come in to jerk off since this girl had me so turned on I couldn't stand it. I was in the room, alone, with the door closed, but in the bathroom with that door open. I didn't even think about the balcony and that door being open, or that anyone would come in, as they were all playing volleyball, or swimming.

    Well, here I was jerking up a storm, and was about to cum in a piece of toilet paper, when a hand touches my shoulder. I almost freaked out, and as I turned to see who it was, my cock decided it was time to blow it's load, and I just turned around to spew my sperm all over....my redheaded hottie. I was scared to death from being caught, especially with someone touching me when I thought I was alone, yet when I turned around, I just started cumming. I hit her on her chest with the first shot, then the stomach with the next shot, finally with two more shots on her legs and feet, almost as if the pressure was high, then got lower on each shot.

    I couldn't believe it, and she just stood there, shocked at first, with cum on her, looking down at my cock. At first, I said something like, Oh my God, and I'm sorry, and then finally the fact that I was alone, I thought, and my privacy had been invaded, I started saying something to the fact that she should have knocked. All this time, she just stood there, and then a smile came over her face, and then she did something I was totally unprepared for at that time....she grabbed me by my dick, pulled me to her, and started french kissing me, her left hand rubbing my cock all this time. This lasted for about a minute or so, then we broke our kiss, she stepped back, my cock still in her hand, cum still all over her, and she looked at me and said the words that I will remember for the rest of my life. "I love it when a guy cums on me. That's so hot and makes me so horney." She let go of my cock, told me she was going to have to clean up, she wiped off my cum with a towel, and left the room, and me.

    I thougth for sure, yeah, she's gonna tell everyone about this and they'll all make fun of me or shun me or something, but she didn't. Instead, only a few hours later, she started hanging around me, coming into the room I was in to talk to me, and after the initial shyness and worry of her telling about this, I started to talk to her. From then on, we were close, and after we got back home from the band trip, she and I started dating, much to the shock of many of the guys and even her friends. Such a hottie and a not really fat, but overweight average looking guy together, dating, was unheared of, but she and I were unseparable for about 5 months, until she graduated.

    Oh, and yes, she did change her mind about 'things growing in a shade' and about me having a small dick, since she saw the truth and liked what she saw, not to mention the painting with sperm she got. And, during those months, we had sex several times, but she always wanted me to cum on her instead of in her. It seems she had a cum fettish, and I was the start of it, and the one who she wanted to cover her all the time. I got inside her twat many times, or a blowjob, but always when it came time to cum, she made me pull out and cum on her face or tits or stomach...wherever it landed was fine.

    After she graduated, and went to college, I never saw her again, and to this day, don't know whatever became of her. But I will cherish those days forever...and that hot body covered with my cum.
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    When our first child was born my mother-in-law came to visit. We lived in a one bedroom suite on the middle floor of a house. There was no spare bedroom for the mother-in-law, so she slept in the living room on the pull out couch.

    My wife was really horny after the baby was born. I don't know why but perhaps because she couldn't have sex until the stitches where removed, and that was frustrating her. She was also a very fit 25 year old and we'd had a great sex live up to that point.

    It was late in the evening and we had all gone to bed. She had snuggled up against my back and began stroking me. ( isn't this a kind of masterbation?) We got going for quite a while when the phone in the living room rang.

    My wife and I ignored it as we figured the mother-in-law would get it. Hell, it was almost beside the pull out couch. However, the phone continued to ring several times before finally stopping.

    Peace and quiet in the house again, and thankfully the baby hadn't been disturbed. My wife continued to stroke me and I was getting to that point of no return when the phone rang again.

    Once more the mother-in-law ignored it.

    I was so pissed off I jumped out of bed and walked naked into the living room with a full hard-on. I picked up the phone, (and get this), the call was for the mother-in-law.

    I marched over to the pull out couch.

    The mother-in-law turned her head toward me, which put my enraged and ready to blow cock about three inches from her mouth.

    I said, "It's for you".

    She paused for a second then said, "Which one?"

    I could have strangled her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonleyone View Post
    I have been caught by:
    my husband
    my son (twice)
    my mom
    hotel maid:D
    Sounds like you actually want to be caught. You can tell us all about it, were all friends here. Ha, Ha
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    not yet but almost acouple of times
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    My brother's girlfriend once caught me when I was on the computer jacking off to a story on this very site.

    She and my brother had been at my house for a couple hours previously and he had just gone out to the store to buy some wine, leaving me alone in the house with his girlfriend. She was downstairs watching TV while I was upstairs in my room. I had been surfing porn sites and downloading videos pretty much the whole day, but I had not yet jerked off so I was understandably eager to do so. I had thought that since she was watching TV and my brother was out she would have no reason to come upstairs, so I started to masturbate with the intention of cumming as quickly as I could.

    Unfortunately, I was wrong .

    I was jacking off to some story with an old rag to cum into at the ready, and as I began to feel that wonderful sensation I thought I heard something, but I suppose the lack of blood going to my brain at this time told me to keep on with the five-knuckle shuffle. And surely enough, just as all the situations seem to go, my brother's girlfriend walked in right as I began to cum. I whipped around immediatly but I think I was still cumming with my hand wrapped around my cock. She sort of spluttered something which might have been an apology and quickly shut the door.

    Needless to say I was quite ashamed and spent the rest of the evening in my room hoping to avoid any contact with my brother's girlfriend. I didn't really care if she told my brother considering he was male and jerking off would clearly be second nature to him as well, but I had no desire to look her in the eyes whatsoever. Despite this I ended up catching a glimpse of her as she and my brother left the house for a party, and she sort of smiled at me knowingly, but nothing else was ever said about the incident.

    Though I never seriously though it would happen, I was kind of hoping she would end up coming back to give me a night of mind blowing sex a la numerous xnxx stories, but nothing of the sort ever happened. Oh well, he's still seing her, so I guess there's still to hope for at least a blowjob.

    I wish.
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    wow, definatly didnt think the stories would be that indepp |ol
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    i'd not been married long, and was at hubbys mothers, he was away for a few days. Anyway, laid on bed head back, legs spread carrot from kitchen firmily embedded in the pussy, stroking clit. Wham, door opens, and she fucking screams, come and look what shes doing, shes wierd, depraived all sort of things she said, floods of tears and F in law trying to peek. Cow still hates me now 20 years later. hubby not bothered, just asked me to keep carrott for private show when he came home.
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    Not yet, but I keep trying. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamB View Post
    I wanted to go for a swim but didn't have my swimsuit with me. She laughed and said, "Go ahead. It's not like I'll see anything I haven't already seen before!"
    Well, did you??? :D

    Hopefully you did. I love stories like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damainwalsh View Post
    my 16 year old sister caught me jerking off in my room a year ago she frequently comments about it thankfully not in front of my parents but if I was going to my room for any reason she would say something like " oh I know why your going to your room" odd thing is it really turns me on when she teases me about it
    Just invite her to watch. Then tell us about it. :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunky View Post
    Yep.........my mum walked in the bathroom one day (I thought she was next door) and caught me getting amorous with a toilet-roll tube..............oh, the look on her face!

    She said something like "ooooooooyouooooooooowha.........sorry!"
    and walked out.

    I spent the next 35 years avoiding her!

    I always had this awful image of her taking my wife to one side and whispering,
    ...."make sure you always throw away your old toilet-tubes dear!"......and winking!


    WAY TOO FUNNY!!! :-D
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    14 years old...she turned around and shut the door...never said a word about it....ever!
    She did however knock before entering my room from thatday forward.
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    I was stationed in Germany in the early 70's. I was pulling duty in our barricks with another sargent at night. I had been up since 430 am and at about 1 am I was feeling pretty burned out. I told the other guy that I was going up to take a shower and change cloths. While I was in the shower the urge came over me and I just went with it. I was hard wet and stroking for record when I looked up and saw him watching me.
    He was watching my hand working my hard on, so I thought what the hell and kept going. It was really exciting having him looking at me and I had one of those orgasums that actually hurts when you shoot. When I looked up he was gone. I got dressed and went down to the orderly room that was our duty station. I asked him if he liked it. He said that he was not gay, but it had turned him on. I told him that it was cool. He then excused himself and headed for the john. When he came back he told me he had to jo to relieve the presure. We stayed friends all the time I was there.
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    I've never gotten caught.

    However one night when I was in our bedroom I started masterbating to a porn video.
    My wife was in the shower and I was waiting for her to finish and walk in the bedroom
    and intentionally have her catch me. I did startle her and she said it was a turn-on
    so my masterbastion turned into a nice fuck-session.
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    when i was 13 i got caught masturbating by a lunch lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by borgeater View Post
    when i was 13 i got caught masturbating by a lunch lady
    Haha... what? the salad got you hot? Nice work!

    My only time that i got caught was at a mates sleepover, when i was about 15, we were talking about sex (as happens at most sleepovers at that age). anyway, we were all having fun getting hot and all, so in the dark (the fire was slowly going out) i started rubbing my cock down the side of my boxer shorts, and, i realised too late, that i was going to blow and it was going to be hella obvious... so i just bailed, ran away into the bush (we were camping out the back of my place, on a farm) and let it go over there... when i got back, with my hardon so damn obvious under my shorts my mate goes, "Thanks, we didnt want the fire to get wet, it's having enough trouble as it is". I just sat there shatting myself, and later we all laughed about it, like it never happened.

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    I haven't gotten caught yet. I'm pretty good about knowing what is going on around me.
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    I got caught by my dad when I was 12. I was using the handle of my hair brush. He saw it all. Said he would buy me a dildo the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcakes View Post
    I got caught by my dad when I was 12. I was using the handle of my hair brush. He saw it all. Said he would buy me a dildo the next day.
    i bet he would want to waatch you again.....but you got the dildo?
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    Cupcakes, did he end up getting you one?
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    It wasn't me, but hell, close enough!

    Just last year I was in bed with my girlfriend and I had a friend, we'll say Adam, coming over soon. Nikki said she wanted a quickie before he go there so I obviously agreed. She did all the right things and I couldn't even hold back enough to give her hers. She said she didn't care, and that she'd take care of it herself, but wanted me to leave so I didn't get horny again.

    So I walk into the den and Adam gets there and comes in (I have an open-door policy) and we start playing video games and talking. He says his controller is acting up cuz I just beat him 3 times in a row very badly. I tell him to go get another one, cuz he knows where they are:

    In my bedroom.

    I had totally forgotten Nikki was still in there. I hear the familar squeak of my doorhandle - that's when I remembered. My eyes got wide and I immediately heard a scream followed by "Get out, Adam!" He comes back to me and I'm litterally lmao.

    I said "I'm so sorry, I totally forgot she was in there!" He just said "Thank you" and sat down. We sat there doing nothing until Nikki came out. We explained it all to her and I caught some crap, but all was fine.

    A month or so after that, we were alll watching porn in my room with him sitting on the floor and she looks at me and smirks, then turns to him and asks him "Do you mind if Roy and I fuck - you don't have to leave if you don't want to." I didn't hear his reply, but we went at it. After I had gotten my clothes back on, I saw that he had been watching Anchorman on his portable DVD player with headphones and all. Personally, I think it was just cuz we were done.
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    My wife multiple times. Not at all a big deal. She knows I still like to stroke my own cock sometimes, so it's not unexpected.

    I did catch a guy masturbating in a dry sauna once. I opened the door, he was laying down stroking his erection quite fondly. He stopped, but his cock was hard as a rock.

    I did masturbate in a steam room a little while back. I was super horny and decided to start stroking my dick. There were three other guys in there watching me. I actually really enjoy showing my erection in the locker room.
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    Ain't never bin caught whackin off, but been walked in on while fucking by BOTH parents (at different times) Under 18 both times, and by my brother at least twice!! Noone ever knocked at our place!! If my parents wanted to talk to me, they would just walk straight in. Getting an eyeful soon cured my mum of not knocking, but I don't think my dad ever got the hint! Funny thing is, I never ever got caught anywhere else actually doing it... This is my mum after walking in on me the last time, colour and all!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoffcoff,fuck!HAHAHA!!coff!
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    Once my mom walked in my room while I was. She just said "oh" and then shut the door, and never spoke of it. I was still embarassed.
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    I don't think my parents ever caught me, though i think my mom thinks she did. I woke up one morning to hear "Oh! Sorry!" and my bedroom door slam. Apparently in my sleep I rolled over onto my back and lifted my knees in the air. I was still covered up and everything and as far as i'm aware I wasn't touching myself in my sleep or anything but she acted weird the rest of the day so I'm sure she thought I was up to something.

    It's actually kind of surprising that my parents never caught me as I was quite good at putting myself in the position of being caught. I'd do it completely naked in the middle of the living room floor 15 minutes before I knew my parents would be home. Often going until the last minute, hearing the car pull in the driveway and bolting for my bedroom. Once I even did it there when my mom was at work and her boyfriend was asleep with the bedroom door open (their room was right off the living room). I kept stopping every few minutes just to make sure he was still snoring. I had my first orgasm that night.

    The only time I have actually been caught was by my boyfriend. We've been together 6 years and I rarely do it in front of him (though he does it in front of me all the time without regard to how I feel about it... and usually I end up helping).

    He went to a friends house for a few hours one night. I was actually pissed that he went out because I was horny but I said to hell with it, I'm going to enjoy myself!

    I have my computer set up so that I sit in a recliner, use a wireless keyboard and mouse, and the monitor is to the left of the chair. I was sitting there watching porn and reading stories, my pants down around my ankles, using a vibrator, the lights out, and "real sex" playing on the TV with the sound down. Needless to say, I was seriously into it. I apparently thought he would be gone all night.

    Luckly the door was locked so I hear him unlocking the door but I barely have time to shut the TV off when the door opens. My pants are still down, my vibrator is off but you can hear low moans from the computer speakers. I just froze.and stared at him.

    He walks in, takes off his coat, sits on the couch and starts bitching about his friends girlfriend who he hates. He doesn't even look at me. Finally I start laughing and say, "Are you that oblivious?"

    He looks at me and says, "What?" stares for a few minutes and then goes beat red! "Ohhh! I'm sorry!" he got so embarrassed he didn't seem to know if he was comming or going so I turned everything to my advantage and made him finish the job.
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    my second wife and I got caught together one time. The first few years we were married we were always horny and she liked to tease me while driving...One time she had my dick out and she had also taken off her panties and pulled her skirt up and I had my fingers in her pussy. We were on a four lane highway and a pick up started to pass us but when it was almost around it slowed down...I looked over and a woman was looking at us and laughing....she gave me the thumbs up sign and they went on their way....
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    Sugaree that was pretty funny about him not even noticing what you had been doing. You should turn some of your "almost being caughts" into some stories.
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    I got caught when I was about 17. I was naked in bed one night (as usual) and masturbating. I live in an apt with my older cousin. My door was adjar and I thought she was asleep. So there I was masturbating, humping my hand. Just as I was about to explode, I turned and there she was standing at my door looking at me; with a smirk on her face. I did not stop tho. I continued through my orgasm. She never said a word about it.
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    never been caught but once in jr high my parents confinscated my laptop u can guess what they found im still feeling the shockwaves years later im lucky to still b alive considering their temper
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    Yes Ive been caught.

    junior year in highschool my girlfriends mom walked in on us making out on the floor. Im still friends with her, but to this day her mom DISPISES me in everyway immaginable.

    Been cuaght masturbating by mom and dad.

    been cuaght with porno on parents computer when i 13.
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    When I was 13 my Sister 17 caught me, which led to her masturbating me which led to us being caught by our Mom, which led to full fledge sex between all of us.
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    Once I was in my computer room playing with myself to some porn, hand down in my pants rubbing my clit, and since i wanted some good sound I had my earphones on. I was going pretty fast and really getting into it when I felt the door opening. Know, you have to understand my computer room is warm and when the door opens cool air gushes in, so I literally FELT the door opening and looked up in shock and pulled my hand out of my pants just as I pushed the power bar with my toe so the computer turned off and made a face at it like I was confused. My dad spent a long mintue looking at me and I was pretty much panting and was like "weird..it just...crashed" and he was like. "hey you're really flushed are you ok?"I just shrugged and convinced him it was because my room was warm he looked at me obiviously confused for a bit longer and then walked out. I'm pretty sure he knew, I don't know how he couldn't...
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    my g/f catches me regular while i have her panties,all planned of course the she punishes me
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    Quote Originally Posted by triguy View Post
    Caught masterbating?

    when i was 14, i was sleeping over at my friends house and walked on his older, hotter sister inthe shower. the sight of her naked wet body, made me so horny, i had this huge-for a 14 year old- boner the rest of the night. later, when i thought my friend was asleep, i wanked off. once i was done, he said feel better?

    one time, my mom just walked right into my room and saw me spewing cum all over a towel. and since my parents were crazy religious, they had this huge talk and it turned into a huge deal, it did not stop me from having my fun, in fact, it might have made me do it more.

    and finally, my wife has walked in on me several times, usually it is when she is not in the mood, and she could care less, its not like she does not use one of her many toys in the bath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Candleman View Post
    I've come very close several times, but the only time I actually got caught was when I was on my bed with the front of my boxers pulled down (thank god I wasn't naked) and didn't bother to close the curtains. My room was in the basement, so you could see into my room at ground level. One of my friends came by and knocked on my window, scaring the crap out of me He thought it was hilarious We'd done it beside each other before though, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but it gave him way too much material for jokes.


    To me it sounds more like an amateur story than reality...
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    Once I was in my computer room playing with myself to some porn, hand down in my pants rubbing my clit, and since i wanted some good sound I had my earphones on. I was going pretty fast and really getting into it when I felt the door opening. Know, you have to understand my computer room is warm and when the door opens cool air gushes in, so I literally FELT the door opening and looked up in shock and pulled my hand out of my pants just as I pushed the power bar with my toe so the computer turned off and made a face at it like I was confused. My dad spent a long mintue looking at me and I was pretty much panting and was like "weird..it just...crashed" and he was like. "hey you're really flushed are you ok?"I just shrugged and convinced him it was because my room was warm he looked at me obiviously confused for a bit longer and then walked out. I'm pretty sure he knew, I don't know how he couldn't...
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    I was in my truck in a lake front park late one night and going good! Suddenly headlights came around the corner within 100 yards of me! and it was a Sheriffs cruiser. I scrambled but when he questioned me I admitted it! I was so fuckin embarrassed! "park closes at 10" he said and let me go! I drove a few miles down a gravel road and came really hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookey227 View Post
    Actually, NEVER.

    Im too crazy, Ill hear a door creak and put it away for like 10 minutes and just listen... Ive always been like that, although i dont have to worry as much now... look, even in an empty house, I cant jerk off with the door open... im that paranoid
    same here
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    My fiancee really enjoys watching me getting into some furious masturbation and once I was putting on a little show for her and getting way into it with her face seriously about an inch away from my erection almost urging me to cum when all of a sudden I'd say .0000004 seconds from climax her older sister practically SWAT team kicked the door open screaming "Where's my CD's BITCH!?" I climaxed but it was probably the least satisfying orgasm of my life considering I was trying to clutch a blanket to cover myself, dive sideways off the bed, try not to spray her in the face, and screaming all at the same time. After that there was about seven seconds of silence and her sister awkwardly walked upstairs and the two of us looked at each other with a stunned look before we bolted to my truck and made for downtown to go window shopping....if I could do it all over again I would have screamed "I'm CUMMING" right before climax and maybe the bitch wouldn't have kicked in the door.
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    My mom caught me one time. When she walked into my room and I was naked on top of the covers, about to cum. She just said, "Oh, enjoy yourself, dear"
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    I got caught by my mom when I was about 16. I thought that no one was home, and I was in my parents bedroom butt naked on their bed strokin it. I just started to cum when she walked in, I couldn't stop cumming so I ended up shooting about 5 more times after she came in. I was so embarassed and so was she. She just walked out after I was done, and after I got dressed we had a talk about how masturbation was normal for a boy my age, and I shouldn't feel ashamed but I should just do it in the privacy of my own room. I felt better about it, and kinda turned on that she saw me shooting my load. She actually ended up catching me again about a year or so later, and I said "Mom! you said I could do it in here, she just apologized, and always knocked after that."

    I also got caught by my dorm roomate in college. I was jacking it to some porn on the internet and forgot to lock the door. I walks in and I'm completely naked in his office chair strokin my cock. He just said that it was no big deal and we jacked off together. We continued doing it together the rest of my freshmen year, and even stroked each other sometimes. That's when I figured out that I was probably bi. I alsways wanted to suck him off, and fuck each other, but it never happened and I still haven't done anything with a guy since, but it was really hot jacking off with him, and getting his cum on me sometimes.
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    Im too careful to get caught myself but one time when i was like 13 my friends and i were playing soccer in one of my friends estate. My friend kicked the ball onto somebodys front garden and we all walked over and one of us looked in the window and saw this old guy wanking on his couch. He noticed that about six people were staring in his window and then he closed the curtains. We were a bit freaked out by it but thought it was funny afterwords.
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    I remember I was jacking off in my bedroom around the age of 14ish. My dad got me a few porno's, and my mom walked in as I was pretty close to cumming. I couldn't stop so I blew my load all over the bed while she was watching. She gave me the "talk" at dinner the next day.
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    I got caught one time when i was around 13 or 14 by my grandma (wich happened to be taking the role of "mom"). I was laying on the couch in the living room and she was in the other living room, we had 2 one for me and one for her, anyways I watching this show about biker girls on discovery or something and it was really turning me on. So I had gotten to the point where the sight of tight leather and hot chicks on bikes had made me so horny I couldn't resist, I pulled it out and started wanking on it. I looked through the glass that was behind the t.v. and sure enough my grandma was standing there looking at me. I hurried up and put it away she walked around the corner and said " you dont have much ambition do ya?". Its not like i didn't try to listen for people. I felt really embarrased to talk to her for quite a while, though the rush from almost getting caught has not stopped me from wacking off in public (and private) places, i have been almost caught more times than i can count. I guess i have a fetish of almost getting caught. I'd like to have sex in public, but never found a girl that was up to it Though i did get a blowjob from a girl in the back of my grandma's car in a Sam's Club parking lot that really turned me on.
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    My sister walked in on me once, luckily i wasn't naked but it was just as i was cumming, i quickly put myself under my pants and shot on my leg without her knowing and yelled at her to fuck off.
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    i tooo was caught by my mums friend...i was 15 at the time i think...she walked in and jsut went oh... however next week she asked me if i could do some stuff for her at her house... went over and she took couple mnins answering the door...she answering it naked... we had sex then and bout 3 times a week for bout 2 years ... i reckon it was cos she caught me wanking )

    dad also caught me once when i was having phone sex wiff my girlfriend
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    I've never been caught, I'm like a ninja.

    A few close calls though. Once I was watching porno and jacking off like nuts, on the computer downstairs, while my parents were asleep (standard procedure, really) I was just about to cum when I hear the stairs creaking...My dad came down to turn off the furnace or something. Anyway, I had about 1/2 a second to close the video, and I'm pretty sure I was cumming in my pants with a terrified expression on my face the exact second he walked into the room...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nastytalk1951 View Post
    When I was 13 my Sister 17 caught me, which led to her masturbating me which led to us being caught by our Mom, which led to full fledge sex between all of us.
    very, very simular to my life, but sis started playing with me when I was 7 and mum caught us when I was 11. From the age of a bout 13 up to 17 me and mum played, or she "educated me" as she put it. Then about 8 years ago when I was 23, my GF at the time asked me to do it again (the thought turned her on). So I whent and stayed for a weekend at my parents while dad was away for work. I layed of the bed in the spare room on the Saturday morning and wanked, mum walked in and just said "no, not any more".
    Faire enough, I thought, and began getting dressed, then mum came back and said "when your dresed come and talk about it".

    I took my time and headed for mum and dads room, I opened the door and mum was on all fours on the bed in red fishnet stockings and suspender masturbating. That weekend we fucked solid, but agreed to make it the last ever time.
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    Kim: I have been caught masturbating hundreds of times, but then I am an exhibitionist... I have never got into trouble (yet) but have quite often wound up getting fucked...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeine View Post
    If I caught my girlfriend masturbating, she'd be having sex very quickly.

    If she caught me masturbating, she'd probably laugh.
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    heheheheheheh that made me laugh - pretty much sums up the differences between the sexes
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    As a child age 12 a neighbor girl age 16 started teaching me about sex by opening her cute pussy and teaching me to rub her clit and then she used to suck me hard till I come. We used to do that every day in the afternoon in my room. It went on for 2 years
    She used to suck me for at least 4 to 5 times

    Same girl introduced me to live fucking shows of some neighborhood married ladies with
    one play boy. He had nice 7" thick shaft. She shown me how to hide behind cars in that gaurage and watch the live show.

    The ladies used to come play with this guy, pull the shaft to full erection then get fucked doggy style. I used to burst 4-5 times looking at it. Sometime this girl used to stand with me and we used to help each other for 2-3 climex but never ever inserted in her.

    My first fuck was with my wife.
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