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    Quote Originally Posted by Corleon View Post
    when i was ummm 13 i think my grandma walked in on me while i was in the middle of masturbating.........didnt talk to her for like a year after that lol it petrified me.
    OW that sounds nasty the only one to make me cringe so far.
    So far never been caught ha ha that's right I'm as cunning as a fox that went to cunningham university and got a first in the skills to be cunning.

    there were a few close calls and situations where i thought..... oh shit, but generally managed to escape uncaught. maybe I'll share them with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookey227 View Post
    Actually, NEVER.

    Im too crazy, Ill hear a door creak and put it away for like 10 minutes and just listen... Ive always been like that, although i dont have to worry as much now... look, even in an empty house, I cant jerk off with the door open... im that paranoid
    im the same way
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    Been caught only 4 times so far .....first time was by a friend, I kinda knew he would be spying on me after we went for a swim. The rest of the times the wife caught me jerking, but I kinda wanted her to catch me, it's kinda a kinky thing for me :D.
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    i was caught by my little brother using his n64 controller on my clit cause it vibrated it felt good. he was like wtf and walked out. i later found out he threw the controller away...oops
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    wow...that's one way to do it I guess
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    I have been caught once, and almost caught another time.

    The time I was almost caught, I was about 17 and I was, of course, masterbating like crazy. Some days I would go 2-3 times within half an hour. Don't ask me how I did it, considering I did it constantly it was quite the feat.

    Back then, when I masterbated, I would simply go into the computer room, and just fucking jerk it. I am one of those guys that gets so caught up that I soon stop caring and I just hope I don't get caught. Well, whenever I would wack off, I would watch some porn, then blow it in my left hand, being careful not to spill any. Then I would go and wash off in the bathroom.

    Well, this one time, I turned on the sink, cleaned up, and went back to the computer. My mom came into the room and asked me "Why did you blow your nose on the sink-handle?" I was shocked. I realized I had used my jizz-catchin hand to turn on the faucet, and she had either confused my load for snot. Or had known and was trying to make it easiar on me.

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    The time I got caught was by a friend. Her name was April, and we were really close. We had been friends since about fourth grade, and it was our junior year in high-school. Anyways, during that summer, I would constantly go to the indoor pool at the civic center and swim laps, because I have a ankle problem that I have had since birth and swimming was the best excersize I could do.

    Anyways, I would always run over to her house, which was 2 blocks away and get her to come with. It was never that serious between us, and hell, even our friends didn't mention it because we had become such good friends. I never really felt anything for her, and I am not sure about her for me.

    One week though, I had to stay with her and her mom because her mom ran the little summer acting thing that I did for fun.

    I didn't think much about it, hell my family went over there all the time, and we were nearly cousins or something like simply from close asscotiation.

    Well, on the third or fourth night I was over there, I finally had to wack off, just COULDN'T stand it too much longer.

    So, I settled down in the basement bathroom cause no-one ever went in there, and I didn't even need porn cause I suddenly was finding myself thinking of April in that black bikini she wore, and her ridiculously tan and large tits.

    She was about 5'2", which I love when the girl is shorter than me... and she just suddenly in an instant became appealing to me.

    I started beating it, and by god she came downstairs. I heard her footsteps, but like I said earlier I am one of those heat of the moment guys. I just kept going.

    She opened the door, LOOKED at my dick, SMILED, and walked away.

    That night we played truth or dare, and by god... it was the best thing I think that has ever happened to me.

    Sorry, got kinda long whinded there.

    April sure was crazy.
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    A great story Biggie, and very well told....love the 'spunk on the handle' bit, very tactful of your mum.....:-D
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    Thanks alot

    And I don't care what anyone says, I still love truth or dare
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    Well, I've never been caught myself, but when I was 15 my friend and I walked into his house after we returned from a movie, and his sister jumped up from the couch and she was all sweaty and had some ill camel toe going on... She ran downstairs and wouldn't talk to us, we just laughed and went and watched TV for about an hour... She and I randomly had a conversation about it later though but nothing happened.

    (It was fall, the house was like 65 degrees, pretty damn cold actually..)
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    Well, the only time i've been caught whacking was the start of a relationship for me with a girl who's pants i'd been trying to get in for a couple years.

    Sorry, but this will be a little long, so I can tell the story and explain.

    I was 17 and she was 19, a senior, and as hot as fire, redheaded, green eyes, and a body that had all the guys drooling and wishing. I'd asked her out several times, only to hear, "No thank you, you're too young", or, "You can't handle this hot stuff", or, "You don't have enough dick to do anything for me". You see, I was quite overweight, and everyone use to say that a fat guy had a small dick, since "Things don't grow good in a shade"...haha.
    Anyway, this went on for about 2 years, as we both were in the band at high school, and I would jack off to the thoughts of her and me, or see her in a bikini, which would give all the guys, and some of the adults, an instant hard on. When she would sashay by me, shaking her money maker, knowing it turned me on and made me horney, I would have to make time to sneak off to the bathroom or something and jerk off.

    Well, the band went on a trip one fall to a band contest in Florida. We had several hotel rooms, with the normal guys on one floor, girls on anothe floor, and lots of chaparones to keep us apart. But, during the evenings before bedtime, many of the guys and gals would come into each other's rooms and watch tv, listen to music, and generally just be there....with a chaparone watching, of course. Only, this evening, everyone was on the beach, except me, who had come in to jerk off since this girl had me so turned on I couldn't stand it. I was in the room, alone, with the door closed, but in the bathroom with that door open. I didn't even think about the balcony and that door being open, or that anyone would come in, as they were all playing volleyball, or swimming.

    Well, here I was jerking up a storm, and was about to cum in a piece of toilet paper, when a hand touches my shoulder. I almost freaked out, and as I turned to see who it was, my cock decided it was time to blow it's load, and I just turned around to spew my sperm all over....my redheaded hottie. I was scared to death from being caught, especially with someone touching me when I thought I was alone, yet when I turned around, I just started cumming. I hit her on her chest with the first shot, then the stomach with the next shot, finally with two more shots on her legs and feet, almost as if the pressure was high, then got lower on each shot.

    I couldn't believe it, and she just stood there, shocked at first, with cum on her, looking down at my cock. At first, I said something like, Oh my God, and I'm sorry, and then finally the fact that I was alone, I thought, and my privacy had been invaded, I started saying something to the fact that she should have knocked. All this time, she just stood there, and then a smile came over her face, and then she did something I was totally unprepared for at that time....she grabbed me by my dick, pulled me to her, and started french kissing me, her left hand rubbing my cock all this time. This lasted for about a minute or so, then we broke our kiss, she stepped back, my cock still in her hand, cum still all over her, and she looked at me and said the words that I will remember for the rest of my life. "I love it when a guy cums on me. That's so hot and makes me so horney." She let go of my cock, told me she was going to have to clean up, she wiped off my cum with a towel, and left the room, and me.

    I thougth for sure, yeah, she's gonna tell everyone about this and they'll all make fun of me or shun me or something, but she didn't. Instead, only a few hours later, she started hanging around me, coming into the room I was in to talk to me, and after the initial shyness and worry of her telling about this, I started to talk to her. From then on, we were close, and after we got back home from the band trip, she and I started dating, much to the shock of many of the guys and even her friends. Such a hottie and a not really fat, but overweight average looking guy together, dating, was unheared of, but she and I were unseparable for about 5 months, until she graduated.

    Oh, and yes, she did change her mind about 'things growing in a shade' and about me having a small dick, since she saw the truth and liked what she saw, not to mention the painting with sperm she got. And, during those months, we had sex several times, but she always wanted me to cum on her instead of in her. It seems she had a cum fettish, and I was the start of it, and the one who she wanted to cover her all the time. I got inside her twat many times, or a blowjob, but always when it came time to cum, she made me pull out and cum on her face or tits or stomach...wherever it landed was fine.

    After she graduated, and went to college, I never saw her again, and to this day, don't know whatever became of her. But I will cherish those days forever...and that hot body covered with my cum.
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    When our first child was born my mother-in-law came to visit. We lived in a one bedroom suite on the middle floor of a house. There was no spare bedroom for the mother-in-law, so she slept in the living room on the pull out couch.

    My wife was really horny after the baby was born. I don't know why but perhaps because she couldn't have sex until the stitches where removed, and that was frustrating her. She was also a very fit 25 year old and we'd had a great sex live up to that point.

    It was late in the evening and we had all gone to bed. She had snuggled up against my back and began stroking me. ( isn't this a kind of masterbation?) We got going for quite a while when the phone in the living room rang.

    My wife and I ignored it as we figured the mother-in-law would get it. Hell, it was almost beside the pull out couch. However, the phone continued to ring several times before finally stopping.

    Peace and quiet in the house again, and thankfully the baby hadn't been disturbed. My wife continued to stroke me and I was getting to that point of no return when the phone rang again.

    Once more the mother-in-law ignored it.

    I was so pissed off I jumped out of bed and walked naked into the living room with a full hard-on. I picked up the phone, (and get this), the call was for the mother-in-law.

    I marched over to the pull out couch.

    The mother-in-law turned her head toward me, which put my enraged and ready to blow cock about three inches from her mouth.

    I said, "It's for you".

    She paused for a second then said, "Which one?"

    I could have strangled her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonleyone View Post
    I have been caught by:
    my husband
    my son (twice)
    my mom
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    Sounds like you actually want to be caught. You can tell us all about it, were all friends here. Ha, Ha
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    not yet but almost acouple of times
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    My brother's girlfriend once caught me when I was on the computer jacking off to a story on this very site.

    She and my brother had been at my house for a couple hours previously and he had just gone out to the store to buy some wine, leaving me alone in the house with his girlfriend. She was downstairs watching TV while I was upstairs in my room. I had been surfing porn sites and downloading videos pretty much the whole day, but I had not yet jerked off so I was understandably eager to do so. I had thought that since she was watching TV and my brother was out she would have no reason to come upstairs, so I started to masturbate with the intention of cumming as quickly as I could.

    Unfortunately, I was wrong .

    I was jacking off to some story with an old rag to cum into at the ready, and as I began to feel that wonderful sensation I thought I heard something, but I suppose the lack of blood going to my brain at this time told me to keep on with the five-knuckle shuffle. And surely enough, just as all the situations seem to go, my brother's girlfriend walked in right as I began to cum. I whipped around immediatly but I think I was still cumming with my hand wrapped around my cock. She sort of spluttered something which might have been an apology and quickly shut the door.

    Needless to say I was quite ashamed and spent the rest of the evening in my room hoping to avoid any contact with my brother's girlfriend. I didn't really care if she told my brother considering he was male and jerking off would clearly be second nature to him as well, but I had no desire to look her in the eyes whatsoever. Despite this I ended up catching a glimpse of her as she and my brother left the house for a party, and she sort of smiled at me knowingly, but nothing else was ever said about the incident.

    Though I never seriously though it would happen, I was kind of hoping she would end up coming back to give me a night of mind blowing sex a la numerous xnxx stories, but nothing of the sort ever happened. Oh well, he's still seing her, so I guess there's still to hope for at least a blowjob.

    I wish.
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    wow, definatly didnt think the stories would be that indepp |ol
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    i'd not been married long, and was at hubbys mothers, he was away for a few days. Anyway, laid on bed head back, legs spread carrot from kitchen firmily embedded in the pussy, stroking clit. Wham, door opens, and she fucking screams, come and look what shes doing, shes wierd, depraived all sort of things she said, floods of tears and F in law trying to peek. Cow still hates me now 20 years later. hubby not bothered, just asked me to keep carrott for private show when he came home.
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    Not yet, but I keep trying. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamB View Post
    I wanted to go for a swim but didn't have my swimsuit with me. She laughed and said, "Go ahead. It's not like I'll see anything I haven't already seen before!"
    Well, did you??? :D

    Hopefully you did. I love stories like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damainwalsh View Post
    my 16 year old sister caught me jerking off in my room a year ago she frequently comments about it thankfully not in front of my parents but if I was going to my room for any reason she would say something like " oh I know why your going to your room" odd thing is it really turns me on when she teases me about it
    Just invite her to watch. Then tell us about it. :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by chunky View Post
    Yep.........my mum walked in the bathroom one day (I thought she was next door) and caught me getting amorous with a toilet-roll tube..............oh, the look on her face!

    She said something like "ooooooooyouooooooooowha.........sorry!"
    and walked out.

    I spent the next 35 years avoiding her!

    I always had this awful image of her taking my wife to one side and whispering,
    ...."make sure you always throw away your old toilet-tubes dear!"......and winking!


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    14 years old...she turned around and shut the door...never said a word about it....ever!
    She did however knock before entering my room from thatday forward.
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    I was stationed in Germany in the early 70's. I was pulling duty in our barricks with another sargent at night. I had been up since 430 am and at about 1 am I was feeling pretty burned out. I told the other guy that I was going up to take a shower and change cloths. While I was in the shower the urge came over me and I just went with it. I was hard wet and stroking for record when I looked up and saw him watching me.
    He was watching my hand working my hard on, so I thought what the hell and kept going. It was really exciting having him looking at me and I had one of those orgasums that actually hurts when you shoot. When I looked up he was gone. I got dressed and went down to the orderly room that was our duty station. I asked him if he liked it. He said that he was not gay, but it had turned him on. I told him that it was cool. He then excused himself and headed for the john. When he came back he told me he had to jo to relieve the presure. We stayed friends all the time I was there.
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    I've never gotten caught.

    However one night when I was in our bedroom I started masterbating to a porn video.
    My wife was in the shower and I was waiting for her to finish and walk in the bedroom
    and intentionally have her catch me. I did startle her and she said it was a turn-on
    so my masterbastion turned into a nice fuck-session.
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    when i was 13 i got caught masturbating by a lunch lady
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    Quote Originally Posted by borgeater View Post
    when i was 13 i got caught masturbating by a lunch lady
    Haha... what? the salad got you hot? Nice work!

    My only time that i got caught was at a mates sleepover, when i was about 15, we were talking about sex (as happens at most sleepovers at that age). anyway, we were all having fun getting hot and all, so in the dark (the fire was slowly going out) i started rubbing my cock down the side of my boxer shorts, and, i realised too late, that i was going to blow and it was going to be hella obvious... so i just bailed, ran away into the bush (we were camping out the back of my place, on a farm) and let it go over there... when i got back, with my hardon so damn obvious under my shorts my mate goes, "Thanks, we didnt want the fire to get wet, it's having enough trouble as it is". I just sat there shatting myself, and later we all laughed about it, like it never happened.

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    I haven't gotten caught yet. I'm pretty good about knowing what is going on around me.
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    I got caught by my dad when I was 12. I was using the handle of my hair brush. He saw it all. Said he would buy me a dildo the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cupcakes View Post
    I got caught by my dad when I was 12. I was using the handle of my hair brush. He saw it all. Said he would buy me a dildo the next day.
    i bet he would want to waatch you again.....but you got the dildo?
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    Cupcakes, did he end up getting you one?
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    It wasn't me, but hell, close enough!

    Just last year I was in bed with my girlfriend and I had a friend, we'll say Adam, coming over soon. Nikki said she wanted a quickie before he go there so I obviously agreed. She did all the right things and I couldn't even hold back enough to give her hers. She said she didn't care, and that she'd take care of it herself, but wanted me to leave so I didn't get horny again.

    So I walk into the den and Adam gets there and comes in (I have an open-door policy) and we start playing video games and talking. He says his controller is acting up cuz I just beat him 3 times in a row very badly. I tell him to go get another one, cuz he knows where they are:

    In my bedroom.

    I had totally forgotten Nikki was still in there. I hear the familar squeak of my doorhandle - that's when I remembered. My eyes got wide and I immediately heard a scream followed by "Get out, Adam!" He comes back to me and I'm litterally lmao.

    I said "I'm so sorry, I totally forgot she was in there!" He just said "Thank you" and sat down. We sat there doing nothing until Nikki came out. We explained it all to her and I caught some crap, but all was fine.

    A month or so after that, we were alll watching porn in my room with him sitting on the floor and she looks at me and smirks, then turns to him and asks him "Do you mind if Roy and I fuck - you don't have to leave if you don't want to." I didn't hear his reply, but we went at it. After I had gotten my clothes back on, I saw that he had been watching Anchorman on his portable DVD player with headphones and all. Personally, I think it was just cuz we were done.
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    My wife multiple times. Not at all a big deal. She knows I still like to stroke my own cock sometimes, so it's not unexpected.

    I did catch a guy masturbating in a dry sauna once. I opened the door, he was laying down stroking his erection quite fondly. He stopped, but his cock was hard as a rock.

    I did masturbate in a steam room a little while back. I was super horny and decided to start stroking my dick. There were three other guys in there watching me. I actually really enjoy showing my erection in the locker room.
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    Ain't never bin caught whackin off, but been walked in on while fucking by BOTH parents (at different times) Under 18 both times, and by my brother at least twice!! Noone ever knocked at our place!! If my parents wanted to talk to me, they would just walk straight in. Getting an eyeful soon cured my mum of not knocking, but I don't think my dad ever got the hint! Funny thing is, I never ever got caught anywhere else actually doing it... This is my mum after walking in on me the last time, colour and all!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoffcoff,fuck!HAHAHA!!coff!
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    Once my mom walked in my room while I was. She just said "oh" and then shut the door, and never spoke of it. I was still embarassed.
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    I don't think my parents ever caught me, though i think my mom thinks she did. I woke up one morning to hear "Oh! Sorry!" and my bedroom door slam. Apparently in my sleep I rolled over onto my back and lifted my knees in the air. I was still covered up and everything and as far as i'm aware I wasn't touching myself in my sleep or anything but she acted weird the rest of the day so I'm sure she thought I was up to something.

    It's actually kind of surprising that my parents never caught me as I was quite good at putting myself in the position of being caught. I'd do it completely naked in the middle of the living room floor 15 minutes before I knew my parents would be home. Often going until the last minute, hearing the car pull in the driveway and bolting for my bedroom. Once I even did it there when my mom was at work and her boyfriend was asleep with the bedroom door open (their room was right off the living room). I kept stopping every few minutes just to make sure he was still snoring. I had my first orgasm that night.

    The only time I have actually been caught was by my boyfriend. We've been together 6 years and I rarely do it in front of him (though he does it in front of me all the time without regard to how I feel about it... and usually I end up helping).

    He went to a friends house for a few hours one night. I was actually pissed that he went out because I was horny but I said to hell with it, I'm going to enjoy myself!

    I have my computer set up so that I sit in a recliner, use a wireless keyboard and mouse, and the monitor is to the left of the chair. I was sitting there watching porn and reading stories, my pants down around my ankles, using a vibrator, the lights out, and "real sex" playing on the TV with the sound down. Needless to say, I was seriously into it. I apparently thought he would be gone all night.

    Luckly the door was locked so I hear him unlocking the door but I barely have time to shut the TV off when the door opens. My pants are still down, my vibrator is off but you can hear low moans from the computer speakers. I just froze.and stared at him.

    He walks in, takes off his coat, sits on the couch and starts bitching about his friends girlfriend who he hates. He doesn't even look at me. Finally I start laughing and say, "Are you that oblivious?"

    He looks at me and says, "What?" stares for a few minutes and then goes beat red! "Ohhh! I'm sorry!" he got so embarrassed he didn't seem to know if he was comming or going so I turned everything to my advantage and made him finish the job.
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    my second wife and I got caught together one time. The first few years we were married we were always horny and she liked to tease me while driving...One time she had my dick out and she had also taken off her panties and pulled her skirt up and I had my fingers in her pussy. We were on a four lane highway and a pick up started to pass us but when it was almost around it slowed down...I looked over and a woman was looking at us and laughing....she gave me the thumbs up sign and they went on their way....
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    Sugaree that was pretty funny about him not even noticing what you had been doing. You should turn some of your "almost being caughts" into some stories.
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    I got caught when I was about 17. I was naked in bed one night (as usual) and masturbating. I live in an apt with my older cousin. My door was adjar and I thought she was asleep. So there I was masturbating, humping my hand. Just as I was about to explode, I turned and there she was standing at my door looking at me; with a smirk on her face. I did not stop tho. I continued through my orgasm. She never said a word about it.
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    never been caught but once in jr high my parents confinscated my laptop u can guess what they found im still feeling the shockwaves years later im lucky to still b alive considering their temper
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    Yes Ive been caught.

    junior year in highschool my girlfriends mom walked in on us making out on the floor. Im still friends with her, but to this day her mom DISPISES me in everyway immaginable.

    Been cuaght masturbating by mom and dad.

    been cuaght with porno on parents computer when i 13.
    First time I got a blow job, was in my 1965 Ford Falcon hence the name.

    The only reason the church frowns upon everything sexual, is because those priests and monks during the middle ages weren't allowed to join in on all the fun. If they can't do it, no one can!

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