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    see WHERE DO YOU COME UNDER in P & M, for some interesting information on Vulvas. You do know what those are?





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    Lass, Lass, you break my ass,(really mean heart but it doesn't rhyme!) Where are you, been waiting up till 5:37AM for you.
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    Start with kisses, kiss her mouth, tongues tangoing in your mouths. Licking and kissing ears, and
    neck, kiss her all over her body. Run your fingers lightly over her sides and breasts and inside
    thighs, back of knees, massage her legs and feet. Kiss and tonguefuck her navel (lint not
    withstanding) then back to her mouth. Still not touching her pussy. Then kiss her all over her
    body agiain, paying particular attention to her neck and breasts. NOW you can lick the nipples
    and areola, hope you know what that is, THEN you suck a nipple into your mouth (no protocol,
    either one is OK) Lash it with your tongue while sucking on it. Then kiss all the way over to the
    other one and do the same.; Now you kiss between her breasts (kissing and licking, but for the
    ease of writing, I am just saying kissing from now on). Then slowly, slowly, all the way down
    her belly to her pussy through the hair if she isnít shaved. Donít make a big deal of it if you get
    hair between your teeth or in you mouth. Just remove it if it bothers you.

    Now you may start with the treasures, and if you have in your mind ďEwww that is gross,Ē you
    will change it fast, when you hear her screans and moans and groans of pleasure. Kiss and lick
    the outer sides, thin lightly lick her clitoris (the thing at the top of the slit, it isone of her hree main
    pleasure sensors.) Then suck it and as of her inner flaps (labia, my student) into your mouth as
    you can, rubbing them with your tongue and sucking them. Release them and caress all of the
    lips and area above her hole, (Its at the bottom if didnít already know, just about a half inch
    above her beautiful, clean, non-smelly anus (ass-hole)(pink rosebud).

    Slowly insert your index finger into her cavern of love, ;stirring it around and stroking the front
    part inside, then add your middle finger, doing the same, then add your ring finger, still doing the
    same. Unless she is really young and has never masturbated she will have had a screaming cum
    several times by now. (FORGET YOUR OWN BODY WHILE DOING THIS, BELIEVE
    ME, YOUR ERECTION WILL KEEP AND IF IT FADES IT WILL COME BACK--THIS
    IS YOUR TIME TO PLEASE HER, SUBMERGE YOUR OWN SELF.

    You will find, I think that you get almost as much pleasure from doing this as you do from
    FUCKING her.

    One more thing to blow he mind (and body!) put your thumb on her clitoris and insert your
    pinky and get it very wet, should be NO problem. Then put your 3 previous fingers inside and
    your pinky gently in her cute pink rosebud, then vigorously in and out, around and around. That
    will make her go absolutely wild. Doít say anything about your impending anal penetration, just
    lightly massage the anus, she may say what are you doing, you say just trying to make you feel
    wonderful. You should be going full bore in her vagina, when you slowly insert your wet pinky.

    Donít worry about shit on it. If it gets on it, unobtrusively wipe it off with the tissues you should
    have handy and say NOTHING about it. Shit washes off very well, as people who have had
    babies know very well.

    Now you are ready to make super mergent love to her. Two choices, missionary, have her pull
    her legs up to her shoulder; or doggy, she is on hands and knees - you can better see what you
    are doing. You can switch after a while.

    Do not be surprised if you cum in one or two thrusts. That is normal for young men; the first
    time. If you can get her to do it, NO COERCION, you could let her suck you and swallow the
    cum while you are fingering her pussy and rosebud. Then she could keep sucking and licking
    you and playing with your balls, (sucking on them is great, too, put each one in her mouth and
    massage it. Caution her that pressure on your balls can be painful.) until you get another
    erection, about 5 minutes for guys under 20. However, if this is not for her at his time, donít be
    concerned, it will not harm you (singing!). Simply lay her back down on her back and go to the
    five finger job, also lickin and sucking. Eat your own cum out of her , you will probably love it
    You can also nose-fuck her, put your nose as far into her vagina as you can. Donít forget to
    breathe, though..

    You might suggest she sit on your face with her vagina right over your mouth, that is soooo
    tasty. And of course you give her a good workout at the same time. Another good alternate is
    that after your initial instant-cum, w;ith her laying on her back again, put your thingy over her
    face, put your face on her pussy and do some mutual licking and sucking. OR same thing only
    different position, you on your back, her pussy in your face, and your big huge THING in her
    mouth. And she can play with your balls and suck on them too. (You did wash all the sweat off
    them first, didnít you - shaving them carefully is also a good idea, you wouldnít want your lover
    to choke to death on your hair, that would spoil all the fun.)


    After you re-erect, go back to the re-entry stage;, and proceed. This cum-time should be
    longer, and you can do a repeat and the third time will be even longer.

    Follow the above, she will think you are the greatest lover that ever lived.

    Please donít ever join the Fuckíem and Leaveím crowd. You will later thank yourself profusely
    for not doing so. Never think of girls as JUST A PIECE OF ASS. It is bad for your own
    self-image.

    Warning, if she isnít on the pill, or hasnít finished her period within a week use a condom, or
    Norforms, a contraceptive suppositive or something similar. But not until you are through eating
    her pussy. First time sex is really best naked up to a week after her period ended. Warning 2:
    One time is all it takes to make a baby. My first daughter is proof.

    I hope this extremely helpful to you and will keep you from BEING SCARED.

    DISCLAIMER: The author has no responsibility whatsoever for any pregnancy or sexually
    transmitted disease resulting from the use of this treatise. You are responsible for your own
    actions, not the author.


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    Autofellation or selfsucking


    As to the subject at hand (no pun intended) I can speak from experience. You must be young, bendable, and it helps to have a long (8 or more inch dick and to be skinny. Just like gymnasts, after 25 you are over the hill for most people.

    Method One: lay on your back; can be on floor or bed. I found the floor with my head against the couch best. Move your legs with your feet over your shoulders, on the couch or against the wall. With one hand aim your dick at your mouth and keep trying till you can get it in. Once its in it is easier to sort of climb up it with your mouth. Then jack it off with one hand. Hopefully all this exertion wonít kill your erection. I was able to do this when I was 23 and weighed 140 lbs. My dick was about 7 inches, and I could get it in about halfway. Tried this when I was 51, and even with my wife pushing on my back still couldnít bend enough. Note Well: you can hurt your back doing this, so be careful.

    Method Two, only person I have ever seen that could do this was Ron Jeremy, a Porn Star, like me.

    But his dick is at least 8 or 9 inches and he is extremely flexible. (Also covered with so much fur he looks like a bear almost.) You stand up or sit down and just bend down and put it into your mouth.

    End of tutorial on sucking your own dick. I really liked it when I came in my mouth. Of course if you canít reach it you can squirt it into your mouth. Good Aiming. I also did this sometimes.

    Since I donít want to be burned at the stake, you should delete this and your history (if others use your computer) as soon as you have read it. If you print it, delete my name.

    DISCLAIMER: AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY. THIS IS DONE AT YOUR OWN RISK. RECEIVING THIS AND READING CONSTITUTES ACCEPTANCE OF THIS DISCLAIMER, AND AUTHOR IS LEGALLY HELD HARMLESS.THE RECIPIENT HAS STATED HE IS OVER 18 AND IF HE IS NOT THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MINOR HAVING ACCESS TO THIS MATERIAL. THE PUBLICATION OF THIS IS PROTECTED UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

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    Default Definitive Treatise On Vulvi

    vulval Variables:
    1.texture
    A.smooth
    B.serrated
    C.mixed
    D.smooth With Crenellated Edge
    2.shape Of Labia Minor
    A.no Labia Minor
    B.short Does Not Extend To Vaginal Opening
    C.medium Extends To Middle Of Vaginal Opening
    D.long Extends To Bottom Of Vulva Slit But Not Connected To Other Side At Bottom.
    E.wraparound, Wraps Around The Bottom Of The Slit.
    F. Any Of The Above With Elephant Ears Extensions (urine Deflectors?)
    G.2nd & 3rd Set Sometimes Occur Below First Set
    H.labia May Be Extensions Of Either Or Both Hood Or Clitoris
    3.internal Structure
    A. Smooth Flat Surface, Urethra Simply A Hole
    B. Interior Structure Similar To Clitoris Hood And Labia Minor
    C. Crater Rim Around The Vaginal Entry
    D. Raised Rim Around The Urethra
    4.hood Consists Of 2 Layers
    A.both Layers Extend Same Distance
    B.outer Layer Stops Short Of 2nd Layer
    C.sometimes A 3rd Layer Or More Occurs
    D.outer Layer Extends Down As Another Labia Minora
    E.no Hood, Clitoris Pops Up From Interior
    5.clitoral Projection From Hood
    A.no Projection, Recessed
    B.even With End Of Inner Layer Of Hood
    C.projects Beyond Inner Layer Of Hood
    6.thickness Of Labia Minora Walls
    A.very Thin
    B.medium Thickness
    C.very Thick
    7.labia Minora Color
    A. Same Thruout
    B. Dark Edges
    C. Color Can Range From Light Pink To Dark Purple
    8.location Of Root Of Clitoral Hood
    A.above The Labia Majora
    B.even With The Top Of Labia Majora
    C.below The Top Of Labia Majora.
    D.none Is Present See 4e
    9.projection Of Clitoral Hood
    A.projects Past Labia Majora
    B.projection To Match Labia Majora
    C.does Not Project Past Labia Majora
    D.none Is Present See 4e
    10.distance Urethra From Vagina
    A.very Close
    B.near Midway Between Vagina & Clitoris
    C.closer To Clitoris
    11.distance Between Vagina And Anus
    A.very Close Less Than .25 Inch
    B.medium .25 To 1 Inch
    C.farthest 1 To 3 Inches
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    ZYZX I am really impressed by all this information you have here. You must spend a lot of time doing this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XENA View Post
    ZYZX I am really impressed by all this information you have here. You must spend a lot of time doing this.
    Is that you in your avatar, you look pretty good from what I can see.

    Yes, I do spend a lot of time here. I would rather be here than doing silly things like working, eating, driving, oh well, you get the picture.

    Wait, not sucking and fucking that is even better than xnxx!!! The only thing that is.
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    That is me, but a few years ago Well, that fucking and sucking sounds pretty good to me, Do you like me?.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XENA View Post
    That is me, but a few years ago Well, that fucking and sucking sounds pretty good to me, Do you like me?.
    Oh yes, I would S&F with you anytime. But I really can't, look at my signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Oh yes, I would S&F with you anytime. But I really can't, look at my signature.
    Oh, well maybe later then, afterwards. Gotta go to bed I am so tired Oh my, Its after 4AM!

    Maybe we can talk later. PM me.

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    And the Gods said: Let there be an ignore button, and lo and behold, there was. And it was a good thing for it allows you to silence the evil ones permanently. Until they are silenced forever by Us........................................Book of Zyzx 17:12

    In reference to hate posts such as Big Clive, the hateful drunk Irishman. It makes me sad to see one of my fellow Shamrocks, act that way. Then again, maybe he is one of the Invaders in Northern Ireland, the land stolen from the Irish.
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    You need to play with her asshole. rub around it lightly outside, lube your fingers with hand lotion and smear it around her rosebud, then with your fingers liberally coated put your index finger inside and make stirring and in and out motions getting her liberally coated. this is just before the condom.

    She should have made sure she was empty before starting, and washed out her ass with about 8 oz of warm water.

    If you want to fuck naked (no condom) don't feel its nasty, there won't be any shit on your dick, the anal ring squeezes it off as you pull out. But if she is cleaned out first, you should have no fear. The few times I have done anal by request, it was bare, and no cleaning out before hand. Remember shit washes off, as per babies, and you should wash off with an ante-bacterial soap very well afterwards, for any other orifice you want to you use.

    DO NOT EVER DO ASS TO MOUTH as in porno movies. It can lead to infections for her. Also ass to pussy is not recommended by any medical people for same reason. Pussy to ass is OK though.

    Pussy to mouth is well loved by most women, and sharing cum mouth to mouth is a real sharing loving experience. Mouth to pussy works and is safe too.

    Follow my manual except when you have her totally ready, you will let her put a condom on you, lube it well with KY or whatever. Someone said a combo of vaseline and babyoil is great. Vegetable oil is great too. Others, albaline and cetaphil lotion, Jergens lotion, St. Ives, and other lotions or cremes. If bareback, just grease up your dick (remember griesedick beer, it really existed.)

    If she is willing, and you can calm your qualms (fears!-neat rhyme) she should stick a lubed finger in your ass while sucking you as you lick and suck her pussy before the main event.

    Re: any pussy problem, be sure it isn't some kind of infection, that wouldn't be greatest for oral. There should be no unpleasant odor unless she either has a yeast infection or something else.

    If you really want to be extreme, you can share each others piss in your mouth, and in the bathtub or shower pee on each other. I've done both. Usually no really bad taste, and the warm pee from someone you love feels great on your body, then of course you shower together, and can (if its big enough and you are small enough spend some time together in the tub. Best to shower first though, then bubble bath.

    Do all this stuff, she should totally fall in love with you and you will have her forever, (however long that is--Nothing lasts forever, and nothing lasts long enough - truer words were never spoken- that may be an original thing by me, but I'm not sure.)

    Think that covers it all, just don't be like the Germans in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines and try to fly while reading the manual. Study my material well first, It is guaranteed to work (except maybe the extreme she may not be free enough to want to try it.

    Another thing is a golden enema, you pee in her ass, or in the enema bag. I've tried it myself on myself. The warm pee feels good and hurts nothing, but you might want to follow it with a water enema.

    They say eating pineapple beforehand (hours) will improve the taste of pee and cum.

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    [quote=ZYZX;86968]see WHERE DO YOU COME UNDER in P & M, for some interesting information on Vulvas. You do know what those are?

    It and all other such manuals have been move to this thread for easy access and copying if desired by young people who don't know these things.





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    People really do that? Never tried it but Doesn't it hurt?
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    Just checking in, see that you are back again. Yes people really do that and I love a dildo in my ass when I cum. And no, it has never hurt, not even once.

    The only thing is, it is hard to keep an erection when you are actively fucking your ass.
    I'm straight. I do it myself.
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    Thank you for telling me. Maybe my husband would like to try it. I still have a virgin ass. But Probably not for long. Does length of dick matter?
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    Got to be long enough to get in. Spread your cheeks real wide. Push out when he enters, it will pop right in. I have had a dildo 10 inches long nearly all the way in and it felt good, didn't hurt, so probably any length will be OK. I take exception to the guy I posted somewhere who looked to be 30 inches long, if the pix can be believed. If there was a passage, he could put it in her pussy and out her mouth and suck himself while kissing her. Caution Nasty comment coming up:





    That would only work on autopsied women before the bag with their guts is put back in.
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    Aweee. you really did make a nasty comment. They really do that in the autopsy rooms?
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    I really don't know, never participated, only watch the movies of them. Looks like a fun thing. One guy said he always gets hungry after. Google Autopsy or Forensic Science.
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    So long then and thanks see you again I'm sure.
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    Damn, did I scare her off with my rambling gushing love letter. I meant it completely. only felt this 4 times in my whole life.

    Maybe she is flying here to be with me. WISH WISH WISH

    Got up at 12.30 after 8 hrs sleep which was interupted from 10:30PM to 4:30AM.
    Had a chelation appt at 10 but slept too late, postponed it till next Thurs.

    Paid my sisters bills until about 6:00 PM Here ever since. Long discourse with some other members. Very informative to both of us apparently. Great people on here. Hell, I hardly look at the porn, I'm too busy with PM or General Discussion. Did another manual on j thread today, and that did take a little time to edit it. These 18-20 yo's can now readily acccess the info they keep asking for about sex, if they can find j.12:10AM on Dec 29, need to go eat. Dont want to get dressed or go out in the cold, guess I will though. Got year end things to do. Still haven't found a hardback yearbook. One clerk said they had them then they were all recalled because there was a mistake in them.Like they had the wrong days of the week or something. Don't people that publish things ever read and proof it first? Sometimes they DON'T. I had one on some year that repeated a week of dates in the middle. No Lass, Jen or Jessie today.
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    So here I am at 1:48 AM still trying to leave. I WILL I WILL TURN OFF THE COMPUTER.
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    My dear friend Pookey seemed upset that he had been here 2 months longer than me and I had 1K more posts than him. I gave him an idea, but he prob'ly won't want to work that hard, after all 1K in a few days is hard work. And actually I wasn't really trying to make a posting record, just having fun, the posting numbers just happened. Can't wait to get that virtual jackpot check. They forgot to say how much it is. Glad I found the virtual bank in my neighborhood so I can cash my paychecks from xnxx forum.

    Back here at 4:15AM it is now 6:16AM. No Lass, Jen, or Jessie. I've been abandoned. Going to bed now and cry.
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    How to make love to a cock by Red
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    Introduction : OR A Blowjob To Die For Lets face it, men love blowjobs. And a woman who knows how to give a good one can make a man her sex slave forever. Don't get me wrong, a man will be happy any time he gets his cock sucked, but it takes technique and creativity to cause him to buy you a dozen roses afterwards.

    I should preface this by saying that all the technique in the world will do you no good if you don't really enjoy what your doing. So you either have to love your man, or love sucking cock, or put yourself on a mission to make this man never forget you if he lives to be 200.

    Pay attention, I'm about to help you enter the sexual hall of fame.

    The first thing you need to do is let your man know that this is just for him. He need not do anything but enjoy it. Sit him down and slowly strip off your clothes. Stand far enough away that he can look, but not touch. Not just yet. Walk over to him, stand him up, and slowly remove his shirt, kissing the exposed skin as you do. Kiss his shoulders, his neck, and work your way down his chest. Run your tongue over his nipples, if he likes that. (Not all men do). Then let your kisses trail down his stomach, getting on your knees as you do this.

    Run your hands up his thighs, and over the bulge in his pants as you reach to undo his zipper. Just before unzipping him, lean in and gently scrape your teeth against his cock, which by now, should be begging to be released. Undo his pants, slide them down his legs, and remove them, making sure you keep your hands in contact with his skin as you do.
    If he's wearing boxers, slide your hands up inside the legs, and run your fingers through his pubes, don't touch his cock yet. Moving your hands up to the waistband, pull the boxers off from the inside.

    If he's wearing briefs, trace the outline of his cock with your fingers, or nails if you've got them, before you take them off.

    If he's not wearing any underwear, well...proceed on to the next paragraph.

    He is now standing in front of you, with his hard, beautiful cock staring you in the face. Caress his entire pelvic region. His thighs, his balls, his pubes, and while you're doing this, think about the pleasure that cock has given you, or is going to give you, and begin making love to it.

    Start your kisses at his thighs. Moist open-mouthed kisses that include a little tongue action. Alternate from one leg to the other as you slowly move up. As you get to his balls, exhale gently so he can feel the warmth of your breath, as you lovingly run your tongue over them. Softly take one into your mouth as your tongue continues to play. Try humming while you do this, he'll love the vibrations. Gently cupping his balls in your hands run your tongue over both of them, licking, kissing, and gently sucking. Men love having their balls played with and a lot of women don't pay enough attention to them.

    As you end "playing ball" take notice of his cock, which should be softly grazing your cheek. I love the feel of that. So hard and so smooth. Take his cock in your hand and slowly and softly caress your face with it, from one cheek, across your partially open lips, to the other.

    Starting at the base of his shaft, work your way around it with hot, wet kisses. Use your tongue while you're kissing, getting him very wet. Cover every inch of his cock as you work your way up towards the head. Then point the tip of your tongue and go right underneath the head. This is where he is most sensitive. Especially on the underside of his dick. Use your tongue to flick it right under the head.

    Keep working on the shaft getting it as wet as possible, sliding your open mouth all over it. Then take your tongue and run circles along the head, using the tip of your tongue to play with the hole. Keep your tongue circling as you gently place your lips over the head and suck it in slowly, taking no more than just the head at first, and just suck on it. Slowly start moving your mouth down, only about 1/4 of the way and slide it back up, keeping the head in your mouth. Slide down again, only farther this time and come back up, again keeping the head completely in your mouth. You never want to lose complete contact. This goes for your hands as well, They should be either holding his cock, or caressing his legs and ass, anywhere you want, as long as you're touching him. Now, look up at him, and keeping your eyes locked with his, slowly slide your mouth down as far as you can go. Chances are he'll break the stare as his eyes close with pleasure.

    When you feel him hit the back of your throat, stop and relax. This will give your gag reflex time to adjust. Once you've relaxed your throat, very simply, swallow. Don't worry, you won't choke. What you will do though, is constrict your throat muscles around the head of his cock. Even if you don't take it any further down, each time you swallow, you'll tighten around him. You'll know you're doing it right as you hear the moans of pleasure and gratitude he'll be emitting.
    Now is the time to really start working him. Pick up speed. Slide your mouth up and down his cock faster. If you can't take it all down, then wrapping your hand around the base of his cock, slide it in unison with your mouth. This will give you less to take and still give him complete stimulation.

    There are different techniques you can use while felating him. You don't want to just be sliding your mouth up and down. One thing you should try is sucking deeply on the upstroke. This is called "the vacuum" and it does a hell of a number on them. Another is to swirl your tongue around as you're mouth fucking him, this gives him 2 different sensations at once. If you're using your hand while you're sucking, don't just move it up and down, twist it as you're stroking. Not hard, you don't want to twist his cock. But he should be wet enough that your hand should easily slip and slide all around. Same thing with your head. Don't just keep it in one position; tilt it from side to side so he can feel your lips sliding around as you suck him deeply.

    If he takes a while to reach orgasm, there will come a point where your mouth will begin to get tired and you may feel lockjaw settling in. Not to worry, there is a trick to resting your mouth and still keeping him stimulated. Take his cock out of your mouth, but keep your lips on it by running them along the side of the shaft. Use your tongue and hands on him. If you have to totally rest your mouth, then keep the motion going with your hands. Use this time to jerk him hard and fast with the head of his cock either aiming at or just touching your lips. After giving your mouth a few minutes of rest, you're ready to get back in action.

    The moment of truth...his orgasm. Don't panic. Most men will let you know when they are about to cum. If they don't do it verbally, then pay attention to the signs. You'll begin to feel his cock swell and throb in your mouth. His legs may tense up, and you may hear vocal signs as well. At this point, you have two options. To swallow or not to swallow, that is the question. You will know ahead of time if you want him to cum in your mouth or not, so be prepared for it. I have my own theory on this and not everyone will agree, but if you're not going to swallow, then don't have him cum in your mouth. Nothing kills the mood like you making this awful face and running for something to spit it out into. If you don't want to swallow, then when you feel him getting close, take him out of your mouth and use your hand, letting him cum on you. You may not want it on your face, contrary to men's beliefs and fantasies, not all women are into that, but having him cum on your breasts is also exciting. Men love to see their cum all over you, so make it even more exciting for him by rubbing it over your nipples and into your breasts. If you're not totally opposed to it, take some on your finger and either put it into your mouth or just rub it on your lips. Remember, the more you please him, the more he will want to return the favor.

    If you do swallow, you can gently squeeze his balls as he's getting ready to cum, or squeeze his ass, or if he likes it, gently side your finger into his ass. This turns a lot of men on. Suck deeply as he's cumming and don't take your mouth away until you're sure he's done.

    I usually keep going until they beg me to stop because they get too sensitive. A real turn on is to keep some of it in your mouth and as he pulls out, let it trickle out. Drives them crazy.

    So there you have it, a blowjob to die for. Just remember to make him aware that you need to get as good as you give. And since you've just driven him to ecstasy and beyond, he should have no problem at all with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lets roll View Post
    damn Z.
    Would love to find a girl who read and practiced that. My late 2nd and 3rd ex wives were close, though.

    They just didn't do the Romantic stuff, more just grab it and suck.

    This along with the other Manuals are here for being referred to for young people that ask questions about his stuff, because nobody educated them on these topics. My poor contribution to sexual knowledge.
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    Last day of the year. Screwed up sleep again. Slept 5 to 2PM, at least it was continuous.
    Lass my love got through. She had tried posting when the system was out. My God, I wrote 6500 words in reply then didn't know there was a 5000 word limit so had to cut and paste into a new message part of it.

    Engineer, a child sex addict has been made totally aware of the rules and law. But when I messaged and edited for a word left out, it didn't give me the normal edit thing, but simply submit and a duplicate corrected post came up. It happened again, so PM to Chunky, but he couldn't check it with his setup as a mod. will try it here now.

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    WOW

    I used to do one of these, one of those xanga things, until I realized how gay it was to do surveys and write about just about everything in it and send it to my friends

    very ummmm interesting to say the least ZYZX
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    Nophest banned that asshole The Engineer. Good riddance. Well the firesworks were good as usual, burning up well over a million dollars of casino's money. No, kprobably closer to two million .

    Baller, what is the xanga thing?

    Going to shut down all 90 computers and take a day or two off . Just to see if I can. Now that I can talk to Lass outside of here.
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    impressed Z, totally impressed....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Nophest banned that asshole The Engineer. Good riddance. Well the firesworks were good as usual, burning up well over a million dollars of casino's money. No, kprobably closer to two million .

    Baller, what is the xanga thing?

    Going to shut down all 90 computers and take a day or two off . Just to see if I can. Now that I can talk to Lass outside of here.
    xanga is a gay way for people to write down their thoughts, feelings, etc, send them to friends, post them for everybody to see, oh and lots of surveys

    I'm ashamed that I had one but I did when I was younger

    but hey so did everybody I know
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    Hmmmmmmm so everyone that has a blog is gay, and everyone that takes polls is gay.WOW there sure are a lot of gay people on here. What a ridiculous idea. What about the women who do those things, are they gay or lesbian because of that?

    Funny I always thought being gay or lesbian meant sex with the same sex, not what you type. BOY was I wrong.

    Thank you Baller for straightening this out for me. I guess I'll have to start hanging out in gay bars. No, I can't. I don't drink.
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    TRIUMVERAT
    Kiss between the eyes, on the tip of the nose, and then on the lips.

    TOP AND BOTTOM
    Kiss the top lip, then the bottom lip, then both.

    LICKABLE LIPS
    Run the tip of your tounge along your partner's lips.

    EARLOBECSTACY
    Gently kiss, nibble, and suck on the earlobe.

    FACIAL LINES
    Trace the neck and jawbone with your lips and tounge.

    THE BIG TEASE
    Kiss everywhere but the lips, until your partner pulls you to their lips.

    CARESSED LIPS
    Rub your finger gently across their lips and then go in for a kiss.

    SENSUALITY
    Look in their eyes and whisper you want to kiss them. Press your lips gently to theirs', caress their lips with yours, and then give her/him a passionate kiss.

    CHEEKY
    Gently brush cheeks with your partner.

    ESKIMO KISS
    Gently rub the tips of your noses together.

    BUTTERFLY
    Brush eyelashes with your partner. Make a flattering motion of the eyelash by quickly opening and closing the eye.

    ROSE PETALS
    Make a small "O" with your lips. Press your lips against your partner's skin and suck softly. Lift your lips off a little, move over slightly, and repeat.

    HOSTAGE KISS
    Cover your lips with tape and get your partner's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can;'t get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say, tell them,
    "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss them passionately.

    STRAWBERRY SECRET
    Place a strawberry in your mouth without your partner knowing. Crush the strawberry in your mouth and feed some to your partner while you kiss.

    COLD AS ICE
    Put a piece of ice in your mouth without your partner knowing, Kiss them on the neck and let the ice softly touch their skin.

    BACK KISSES
    Snuggle upbehind your partner and proceed to cover their back with little kisses.

    FOOT KISSES
    When your lover comes home from work, or wherever, wash their feet and give them a massage. While you're giving them the massage, lean over and give little kiss on their feet.

    HERSHEY'S KISS
    Try not to kiss your partner all day. Throughout the day leave Hershey's kisses or some sort of romantic candy in places that they will know it's for them. Later in the day, start leaving notes with poetry or quotes on kissing for them. After that, leave a love letter describing how you'd like to kiss them and the satisfaction that it would bring you. Once you feel they've had enough teasing, spend sometime rewarding them with lots of kissing! This is rewarding for yourself as well, since you've been thinking about kissing them all day too.

    RED LIGHT KISS
    When in the car with your partner, every time you stop at red light, lean over and kiss them until the light goes green.

    RECORDED KISS
    Record the sound of yourself blowing a kiss. Then either e-mail it to your partner or leave a note somewhere with instruction to press "play".

    VIDEO KISS
    Record on a videotape or webcam youself blowing kiss to your partner and tell them how much you miss them.

    E-MAIL KISS
    Draw or animate a pair of lips kissing. Then send it to your sweetheart.

    THE LOST KISS
    Look around your partner, looking under things and appearing like you're searching for something. When asked what you're looking for, say "I've been looking for a kiss all day but I can't find one anywhere. Oh wait, I found it!" Then give your partner a kiss.

    WAKE UP KISS
    Before your partner awakes, lean over and kiss their cheek. Then give soft kisses across their cheek until you reach their lips.

    MAKE UP KISSES
    At the end of the day, sit down with your partner and ask them how his/her day went. Silently keep track of all the bad things that happened during the day. When he/she is finished, give them a kiss for each one. When asked what you are doing, say you are helping make up for all those bad things.

    POST-IT KISS
    Make a post-it note trail that leads to your lips. On each note leave a lipstick kiss and an arrow or clue to find the next note. Place the last note over or near your lips.

    FULL BODY MELTDOWN
    While your partner is laying down, slip over to them and start running your tounge, very gently, up their legs, arms, reaching their lips give them a full passionate kiss.

    THE GRANDIOUS TEASE
    Softly run your fingers across your partner's lips, lure them into kissing you, but before you kiss, pull away and then go in for the kiss, then pull away again, etc., etc., etc.

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    KISSING TECHNIQUES
    Kissing is a delicate art and must be taken slowly with your partner. A good kisser knows how to pace themselves, has an active imagination, and understands what their partner likes or may not expect, but will enjoy. When kissing, remember the following: never slobber, don't stare, try not to belch, always pay attention with ytour non-visual senses (touch, hearing, ESP, etc.) and there is no such thing as too slow.

    If you are unhappy with a kiss, then chances are your partner is going to feel the same way. The best thing you can do is relax, and not just in your body, but your face, lips, neck, everywhere. Be relaxed and confident with how you kiss. Let yourself go with the flow of the moment and savour every second of it. While you are kissing, remember to use your hands, nose, and breath to entice your partner's senses. Everyone enjoys being touched and caressed while being kissed. Use your hands to gently caress the cheek, the jawbone, the back, arms, and collarbone. A gentle exhalation of air, that does not smell foul, can provide your partner with extremely light, warm feelings on their face, mouth, and neck that can be quite arousing.

    Never "attack" someone when you kiss them, unless they like that sort of thing, and most people don't. Treat their lips like you would a dangerous creature. Move in slow and prepare for a kiss. Initial contact should be lips only, firm, yet gentle. React to how your partner is kissing. If they speed up, speed up with them. If they slow down, follow suit. Try to synchronize your actions with one another and always pay attention to their body language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Hmmmmmmm so everyone that has a blog is gay, and everyone that takes polls is gay.WOW there sure are a lot of gay people on here. What a ridiculous idea. What about the women who do those things, are they gay or lesbian because of that?

    Funny I always thought being gay or lesbian meant sex with the same sex, not what you type. BOY was I wrong.

    Thank you Baller for straightening this out for me. I guess I'll have to start hanging out in gay bars. No, I can't. I don't drink.
    no I didn't say that, what the hell?

    Don't make me look like an asshole, I was saying it's gay (as in dumb, not homosexual) to have a xanga and when you asked what it was

    Don't go twisting my words around
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    I don't think that ZYZX is aware that the word 'Gay' has (unfortunately) come to be an insult!
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    Baller my good friend, did not mean to twist your words around. It is just that us in this older generation sometimes are unaware of certain regional meanings of some words.

    I had never seen or heard of xanga, and I never had been exposed to the concept that "gay" meant anything other than homosexual. I guess due to the homophobic community it also came to mean various demeaning things such as an insult and as you said, "dumb."

    Language of course evolves as is easily evidenced reading middle English works. But there is an inborn thing of the sheep as some would say in the public schools and private schools too, you must fit in and be like everyone else. It is really too bad that so many young people lose their own individuality and initiative because of this kind of thing.

    I don't think for one minute that you are one of the sheep. I have seen too many very insightful posts of yours. I could even believe that you are 35 and putting us on as 19.
    No, I don't believe that. But you do often write far beyond your actual age.

    I really did not mean to offend you.
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