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    Damn, did I scare her off with my rambling gushing love letter. I meant it completely. only felt this 4 times in my whole life.

    Maybe she is flying here to be with me. WISH WISH WISH

    Got up at 12.30 after 8 hrs sleep which was interupted from 10:30PM to 4:30AM.
    Had a chelation appt at 10 but slept too late, postponed it till next Thurs.

    Paid my sisters bills until about 6:00 PM Here ever since. Long discourse with some other members. Very informative to both of us apparently. Great people on here. Hell, I hardly look at the porn, I'm too busy with PM or General Discussion. Did another manual on j thread today, and that did take a little time to edit it. These 18-20 yo's can now readily acccess the info they keep asking for about sex, if they can find j.12:10AM on Dec 29, need to go eat. Dont want to get dressed or go out in the cold, guess I will though. Got year end things to do. Still haven't found a hardback yearbook. One clerk said they had them then they were all recalled because there was a mistake in them.Like they had the wrong days of the week or something. Don't people that publish things ever read and proof it first? Sometimes they DON'T. I had one on some year that repeated a week of dates in the middle. No Lass, Jen or Jessie today.
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    So here I am at 1:48 AM still trying to leave. I WILL I WILL TURN OFF THE COMPUTER.
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    My dear friend Pookey seemed upset that he had been here 2 months longer than me and I had 1K more posts than him. I gave him an idea, but he prob'ly won't want to work that hard, after all 1K in a few days is hard work. And actually I wasn't really trying to make a posting record, just having fun, the posting numbers just happened. Can't wait to get that virtual jackpot check. They forgot to say how much it is. Glad I found the virtual bank in my neighborhood so I can cash my paychecks from xnxx forum.

    Back here at 4:15AM it is now 6:16AM. No Lass, Jen, or Jessie. I've been abandoned. Going to bed now and cry.
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    Default Blowjob Manual, By An Expert - Red

    How to make love to a cock by Red
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    Introduction : OR A Blowjob To Die For Lets face it, men love blowjobs. And a woman who knows how to give a good one can make a man her sex slave forever. Don't get me wrong, a man will be happy any time he gets his cock sucked, but it takes technique and creativity to cause him to buy you a dozen roses afterwards.

    I should preface this by saying that all the technique in the world will do you no good if you don't really enjoy what your doing. So you either have to love your man, or love sucking cock, or put yourself on a mission to make this man never forget you if he lives to be 200.

    Pay attention, I'm about to help you enter the sexual hall of fame.

    The first thing you need to do is let your man know that this is just for him. He need not do anything but enjoy it. Sit him down and slowly strip off your clothes. Stand far enough away that he can look, but not touch. Not just yet. Walk over to him, stand him up, and slowly remove his shirt, kissing the exposed skin as you do. Kiss his shoulders, his neck, and work your way down his chest. Run your tongue over his nipples, if he likes that. (Not all men do). Then let your kisses trail down his stomach, getting on your knees as you do this.

    Run your hands up his thighs, and over the bulge in his pants as you reach to undo his zipper. Just before unzipping him, lean in and gently scrape your teeth against his cock, which by now, should be begging to be released. Undo his pants, slide them down his legs, and remove them, making sure you keep your hands in contact with his skin as you do.
    If he's wearing boxers, slide your hands up inside the legs, and run your fingers through his pubes, don't touch his cock yet. Moving your hands up to the waistband, pull the boxers off from the inside.

    If he's wearing briefs, trace the outline of his cock with your fingers, or nails if you've got them, before you take them off.

    If he's not wearing any underwear, well...proceed on to the next paragraph.

    He is now standing in front of you, with his hard, beautiful cock staring you in the face. Caress his entire pelvic region. His thighs, his balls, his pubes, and while you're doing this, think about the pleasure that cock has given you, or is going to give you, and begin making love to it.

    Start your kisses at his thighs. Moist open-mouthed kisses that include a little tongue action. Alternate from one leg to the other as you slowly move up. As you get to his balls, exhale gently so he can feel the warmth of your breath, as you lovingly run your tongue over them. Softly take one into your mouth as your tongue continues to play. Try humming while you do this, he'll love the vibrations. Gently cupping his balls in your hands run your tongue over both of them, licking, kissing, and gently sucking. Men love having their balls played with and a lot of women don't pay enough attention to them.

    As you end "playing ball" take notice of his cock, which should be softly grazing your cheek. I love the feel of that. So hard and so smooth. Take his cock in your hand and slowly and softly caress your face with it, from one cheek, across your partially open lips, to the other.

    Starting at the base of his shaft, work your way around it with hot, wet kisses. Use your tongue while you're kissing, getting him very wet. Cover every inch of his cock as you work your way up towards the head. Then point the tip of your tongue and go right underneath the head. This is where he is most sensitive. Especially on the underside of his dick. Use your tongue to flick it right under the head.

    Keep working on the shaft getting it as wet as possible, sliding your open mouth all over it. Then take your tongue and run circles along the head, using the tip of your tongue to play with the hole. Keep your tongue circling as you gently place your lips over the head and suck it in slowly, taking no more than just the head at first, and just suck on it. Slowly start moving your mouth down, only about 1/4 of the way and slide it back up, keeping the head in your mouth. Slide down again, only farther this time and come back up, again keeping the head completely in your mouth. You never want to lose complete contact. This goes for your hands as well, They should be either holding his cock, or caressing his legs and ass, anywhere you want, as long as you're touching him. Now, look up at him, and keeping your eyes locked with his, slowly slide your mouth down as far as you can go. Chances are he'll break the stare as his eyes close with pleasure.

    When you feel him hit the back of your throat, stop and relax. This will give your gag reflex time to adjust. Once you've relaxed your throat, very simply, swallow. Don't worry, you won't choke. What you will do though, is constrict your throat muscles around the head of his cock. Even if you don't take it any further down, each time you swallow, you'll tighten around him. You'll know you're doing it right as you hear the moans of pleasure and gratitude he'll be emitting.
    Now is the time to really start working him. Pick up speed. Slide your mouth up and down his cock faster. If you can't take it all down, then wrapping your hand around the base of his cock, slide it in unison with your mouth. This will give you less to take and still give him complete stimulation.

    There are different techniques you can use while felating him. You don't want to just be sliding your mouth up and down. One thing you should try is sucking deeply on the upstroke. This is called "the vacuum" and it does a hell of a number on them. Another is to swirl your tongue around as you're mouth fucking him, this gives him 2 different sensations at once. If you're using your hand while you're sucking, don't just move it up and down, twist it as you're stroking. Not hard, you don't want to twist his cock. But he should be wet enough that your hand should easily slip and slide all around. Same thing with your head. Don't just keep it in one position; tilt it from side to side so he can feel your lips sliding around as you suck him deeply.

    If he takes a while to reach orgasm, there will come a point where your mouth will begin to get tired and you may feel lockjaw settling in. Not to worry, there is a trick to resting your mouth and still keeping him stimulated. Take his cock out of your mouth, but keep your lips on it by running them along the side of the shaft. Use your tongue and hands on him. If you have to totally rest your mouth, then keep the motion going with your hands. Use this time to jerk him hard and fast with the head of his cock either aiming at or just touching your lips. After giving your mouth a few minutes of rest, you're ready to get back in action.

    The moment of truth...his orgasm. Don't panic. Most men will let you know when they are about to cum. If they don't do it verbally, then pay attention to the signs. You'll begin to feel his cock swell and throb in your mouth. His legs may tense up, and you may hear vocal signs as well. At this point, you have two options. To swallow or not to swallow, that is the question. You will know ahead of time if you want him to cum in your mouth or not, so be prepared for it. I have my own theory on this and not everyone will agree, but if you're not going to swallow, then don't have him cum in your mouth. Nothing kills the mood like you making this awful face and running for something to spit it out into. If you don't want to swallow, then when you feel him getting close, take him out of your mouth and use your hand, letting him cum on you. You may not want it on your face, contrary to men's beliefs and fantasies, not all women are into that, but having him cum on your breasts is also exciting. Men love to see their cum all over you, so make it even more exciting for him by rubbing it over your nipples and into your breasts. If you're not totally opposed to it, take some on your finger and either put it into your mouth or just rub it on your lips. Remember, the more you please him, the more he will want to return the favor.

    If you do swallow, you can gently squeeze his balls as he's getting ready to cum, or squeeze his ass, or if he likes it, gently side your finger into his ass. This turns a lot of men on. Suck deeply as he's cumming and don't take your mouth away until you're sure he's done.

    I usually keep going until they beg me to stop because they get too sensitive. A real turn on is to keep some of it in your mouth and as he pulls out, let it trickle out. Drives them crazy.

    So there you have it, a blowjob to die for. Just remember to make him aware that you need to get as good as you give. And since you've just driven him to ecstasy and beyond, he should have no problem at all with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lets roll View Post
    damn Z.
    Would love to find a girl who read and practiced that. My late 2nd and 3rd ex wives were close, though.

    They just didn't do the Romantic stuff, more just grab it and suck.

    This along with the other Manuals are here for being referred to for young people that ask questions about his stuff, because nobody educated them on these topics. My poor contribution to sexual knowledge.
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    Last day of the year. Screwed up sleep again. Slept 5 to 2PM, at least it was continuous.
    Lass my love got through. She had tried posting when the system was out. My God, I wrote 6500 words in reply then didn't know there was a 5000 word limit so had to cut and paste into a new message part of it.

    Engineer, a child sex addict has been made totally aware of the rules and law. But when I messaged and edited for a word left out, it didn't give me the normal edit thing, but simply submit and a duplicate corrected post came up. It happened again, so PM to Chunky, but he couldn't check it with his setup as a mod. will try it here now.

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    Default Note To Those Referred Here

    The information you have requested in the form of Manuals is in here, just scroll down until you find them.
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    WOW

    I used to do one of these, one of those xanga things, until I realized how gay it was to do surveys and write about just about everything in it and send it to my friends

    very ummmm interesting to say the least ZYZX
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    Nophest banned that asshole The Engineer. Good riddance. Well the firesworks were good as usual, burning up well over a million dollars of casino's money. No, kprobably closer to two million .

    Baller, what is the xanga thing?

    Going to shut down all 90 computers and take a day or two off . Just to see if I can. Now that I can talk to Lass outside of here.
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    impressed Z, totally impressed....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Nophest banned that asshole The Engineer. Good riddance. Well the firesworks were good as usual, burning up well over a million dollars of casino's money. No, kprobably closer to two million .

    Baller, what is the xanga thing?

    Going to shut down all 90 computers and take a day or two off . Just to see if I can. Now that I can talk to Lass outside of here.
    xanga is a gay way for people to write down their thoughts, feelings, etc, send them to friends, post them for everybody to see, oh and lots of surveys

    I'm ashamed that I had one but I did when I was younger

    but hey so did everybody I know
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    Hmmmmmmm so everyone that has a blog is gay, and everyone that takes polls is gay.WOW there sure are a lot of gay people on here. What a ridiculous idea. What about the women who do those things, are they gay or lesbian because of that?

    Funny I always thought being gay or lesbian meant sex with the same sex, not what you type. BOY was I wrong.

    Thank you Baller for straightening this out for me. I guess I'll have to start hanging out in gay bars. No, I can't. I don't drink.
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    TRIUMVERAT
    Kiss between the eyes, on the tip of the nose, and then on the lips.

    TOP AND BOTTOM
    Kiss the top lip, then the bottom lip, then both.

    LICKABLE LIPS
    Run the tip of your tounge along your partner's lips.

    EARLOBECSTACY
    Gently kiss, nibble, and suck on the earlobe.

    FACIAL LINES
    Trace the neck and jawbone with your lips and tounge.

    THE BIG TEASE
    Kiss everywhere but the lips, until your partner pulls you to their lips.

    CARESSED LIPS
    Rub your finger gently across their lips and then go in for a kiss.

    SENSUALITY
    Look in their eyes and whisper you want to kiss them. Press your lips gently to theirs', caress their lips with yours, and then give her/him a passionate kiss.

    CHEEKY
    Gently brush cheeks with your partner.

    ESKIMO KISS
    Gently rub the tips of your noses together.

    BUTTERFLY
    Brush eyelashes with your partner. Make a flattering motion of the eyelash by quickly opening and closing the eye.

    ROSE PETALS
    Make a small "O" with your lips. Press your lips against your partner's skin and suck softly. Lift your lips off a little, move over slightly, and repeat.

    HOSTAGE KISS
    Cover your lips with tape and get your partner's attention. When they come near, make noises like you're trying to tell them something and motion as if you can;'t get the tape off. Once they remove the tape from you to hear what you're trying to say, tell them,
    "I've been saving my lips all day just for you!" Then kiss them passionately.

    STRAWBERRY SECRET
    Place a strawberry in your mouth without your partner knowing. Crush the strawberry in your mouth and feed some to your partner while you kiss.

    COLD AS ICE
    Put a piece of ice in your mouth without your partner knowing, Kiss them on the neck and let the ice softly touch their skin.

    BACK KISSES
    Snuggle upbehind your partner and proceed to cover their back with little kisses.

    FOOT KISSES
    When your lover comes home from work, or wherever, wash their feet and give them a massage. While you're giving them the massage, lean over and give little kiss on their feet.

    HERSHEY'S KISS
    Try not to kiss your partner all day. Throughout the day leave Hershey's kisses or some sort of romantic candy in places that they will know it's for them. Later in the day, start leaving notes with poetry or quotes on kissing for them. After that, leave a love letter describing how you'd like to kiss them and the satisfaction that it would bring you. Once you feel they've had enough teasing, spend sometime rewarding them with lots of kissing! This is rewarding for yourself as well, since you've been thinking about kissing them all day too.

    RED LIGHT KISS
    When in the car with your partner, every time you stop at red light, lean over and kiss them until the light goes green.

    RECORDED KISS
    Record the sound of yourself blowing a kiss. Then either e-mail it to your partner or leave a note somewhere with instruction to press "play".

    VIDEO KISS
    Record on a videotape or webcam youself blowing kiss to your partner and tell them how much you miss them.

    E-MAIL KISS
    Draw or animate a pair of lips kissing. Then send it to your sweetheart.

    THE LOST KISS
    Look around your partner, looking under things and appearing like you're searching for something. When asked what you're looking for, say "I've been looking for a kiss all day but I can't find one anywhere. Oh wait, I found it!" Then give your partner a kiss.

    WAKE UP KISS
    Before your partner awakes, lean over and kiss their cheek. Then give soft kisses across their cheek until you reach their lips.

    MAKE UP KISSES
    At the end of the day, sit down with your partner and ask them how his/her day went. Silently keep track of all the bad things that happened during the day. When he/she is finished, give them a kiss for each one. When asked what you are doing, say you are helping make up for all those bad things.

    POST-IT KISS
    Make a post-it note trail that leads to your lips. On each note leave a lipstick kiss and an arrow or clue to find the next note. Place the last note over or near your lips.

    FULL BODY MELTDOWN
    While your partner is laying down, slip over to them and start running your tounge, very gently, up their legs, arms, reaching their lips give them a full passionate kiss.

    THE GRANDIOUS TEASE
    Softly run your fingers across your partner's lips, lure them into kissing you, but before you kiss, pull away and then go in for the kiss, then pull away again, etc., etc., etc.

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    KISSING TECHNIQUES
    Kissing is a delicate art and must be taken slowly with your partner. A good kisser knows how to pace themselves, has an active imagination, and understands what their partner likes or may not expect, but will enjoy. When kissing, remember the following: never slobber, don't stare, try not to belch, always pay attention with ytour non-visual senses (touch, hearing, ESP, etc.) and there is no such thing as too slow.

    If you are unhappy with a kiss, then chances are your partner is going to feel the same way. The best thing you can do is relax, and not just in your body, but your face, lips, neck, everywhere. Be relaxed and confident with how you kiss. Let yourself go with the flow of the moment and savour every second of it. While you are kissing, remember to use your hands, nose, and breath to entice your partner's senses. Everyone enjoys being touched and caressed while being kissed. Use your hands to gently caress the cheek, the jawbone, the back, arms, and collarbone. A gentle exhalation of air, that does not smell foul, can provide your partner with extremely light, warm feelings on their face, mouth, and neck that can be quite arousing.

    Never "attack" someone when you kiss them, unless they like that sort of thing, and most people don't. Treat their lips like you would a dangerous creature. Move in slow and prepare for a kiss. Initial contact should be lips only, firm, yet gentle. React to how your partner is kissing. If they speed up, speed up with them. If they slow down, follow suit. Try to synchronize your actions with one another and always pay attention to their body language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Hmmmmmmm so everyone that has a blog is gay, and everyone that takes polls is gay.WOW there sure are a lot of gay people on here. What a ridiculous idea. What about the women who do those things, are they gay or lesbian because of that?

    Funny I always thought being gay or lesbian meant sex with the same sex, not what you type. BOY was I wrong.

    Thank you Baller for straightening this out for me. I guess I'll have to start hanging out in gay bars. No, I can't. I don't drink.
    no I didn't say that, what the hell?

    Don't make me look like an asshole, I was saying it's gay (as in dumb, not homosexual) to have a xanga and when you asked what it was

    Don't go twisting my words around
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    I don't think that ZYZX is aware that the word 'Gay' has (unfortunately) come to be an insult!
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    Baller my good friend, did not mean to twist your words around. It is just that us in this older generation sometimes are unaware of certain regional meanings of some words.

    I had never seen or heard of xanga, and I never had been exposed to the concept that "gay" meant anything other than homosexual. I guess due to the homophobic community it also came to mean various demeaning things such as an insult and as you said, "dumb."

    Language of course evolves as is easily evidenced reading middle English works. But there is an inborn thing of the sheep as some would say in the public schools and private schools too, you must fit in and be like everyone else. It is really too bad that so many young people lose their own individuality and initiative because of this kind of thing.

    I don't think for one minute that you are one of the sheep. I have seen too many very insightful posts of yours. I could even believe that you are 35 and putting us on as 19.
    No, I don't believe that. But you do often write far beyond your actual age.

    I really did not mean to offend you.
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    Last night a man who is now 68, and who used to live next door to my sister and me from when he was about 3, called me and we talked, the 3 of us for 3 hours.

    He told us some things that really surprised me in a wonderful way. He said that I was the influence that made him take up journalism, as well as the accordian. He played accordian professionally, has written many songs, worked with big names, and for the last 22 years has owned the largest independent newspaper in his state.

    I never would have dreamed that I could so influence someone. He actually still has a copy of the little newspaper I published when I was about 13, printing it with hectograph masters on jello as the print medium. To have someone you haven't seen for 45years come on the scene and bless you with his type of thing is nearly overwhelming. As I said, I never would have guessed.

    I must have done some things right at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    Baller my good friend, did not mean to twist your words around. It is just that us in this older generation sometimes are unaware of certain regional meanings of some words.

    I had never seen or heard of xanga, and I never had been exposed to the concept that "gay" meant anything other than homosexual. I guess due to the homophobic community it also came to mean various demeaning things such as an insult and as you said, "dumb."

    Language of course evolves as is easily evidenced reading middle English works. But there is an inborn thing of the sheep as some would say in the public schools and private schools too, you must fit in and be like everyone else. It is really too bad that so many young people lose their own individuality and initiative because of this kind of thing.

    I don't think for one minute that you are one of the sheep. I have seen too many very insightful posts of yours. I could even believe that you are 35 and putting us on as 19.
    No, I don't believe that. But you do often write far beyond your actual age.

    I really did not mean to offend you.
    It's cool, I just don't like being judged based on my age, maturity really has nothing to do with age

    yea, I forget how big of a language difference there is for the generations some times, I'll try to make more sense next time
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    Anyway, that took care of 3 things by 2:00 PM. So I've been here till 3:22PM and need to sleep some now. Have 2 cars that need fuel hoses replaced, but probably will do that this weekend. Need to get a new RX for my glasses, but next week after my pinkeye clears up.

    XX who I haven't heard from since the Xmas party (she had one of her sons take her home), finally called yesterday but just said hi. Thought she was going to call back,so I called her, not answering the phone and didn't call back after my message.

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    Spent the last 3 or 4 hours writing Alicia's Story now posted in stories. More to come later.Must go to bed now at 6:30AM Get up at 1:00PM and meet XX at the Suncoast for a movie and dinner. Great Emails with Lass. Dreamed about Chunky and me being at Kimiko's house last night. NO SEX in this dream. We were going to fix her kitchen sink faucet. Wonder if she really looks like my dream. Shoulder length straight black hair, tan skin, lovely roundish face, about 5"2 or 4" high. Sure liked her. Then Chunky went into the garage while I was getting a part from my car. Then I woke up when I got back in the kitchen.
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    DREAMGIRLS the first musical movie in quite a while. All black except for token white group for about 3 minutes. It would not have worked with a white cast, I don't believe. Almost like an opera, instead of talking the people sing.

    It is exceptionally well done. Movies usually don't make me cry, but this one did at the end and for about 5 mins after. A lot of human passion and drama. If this movie doesn't get more than one Oscar, I will be surprised. A superb cast, superb acting, the way the segues were done was perfect.

    My rating is 5/5 and highly recommended to everyone.
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    Introduction : OR A Blowjob To Die For Lets face it, men love blowjobs. And a woman who knows how to give a good one can make a man her sex slave forever. Don't get me wrong, a man will be happy any time he gets his cock sucked, but it takes technique and creativity to cause him to buy you a dozen roses afterwards.

    I should preface this by saying that all the technique in the world will do you no good if you don't really enjoy what your doing. So you either have to love your man, or love sucking cock, or put yourself on a mission to make this man never forget you if he lives to be 200.

    Pay attention, I'm about to help you enter the sexual hall of fame.

    The first thing you need to do is let your man know that this is just for him. He need not do anything but enjoy it. Sit him down and slowly strip off your clothes. Stand far enough away that he can look, but not touch. Not just yet. Walk over to him, stand him up, and slowly remove his shirt, kissing the exposed skin as you do. Kiss his shoulders, his neck, and work your way down his chest. Run your tongue over his nipples, if he likes that. (Not all men do). Then let your kisses trail down his stomach, getting on your knees as you do this.

    Run your hands up his thighs, and over the bulge in his pants as you reach to undo his zipper. Just before unzipping him, lean in and gently scrape your teeth against his cock, which by now, should be begging to be released. Undo his pants, slide them down his legs, and remove them, making sure you keep your hands in contact with his skin as you do.
    If he's wearing boxers, slide your hands up inside the legs, and run your fingers through his pubes, don't touch his cock yet. Moving your hands up to the waistband, pull the boxers off from the inside.

    If he's wearing briefs, trace the outline of his cock with your fingers, or nails if you've got them, before you take them off.

    If he's not wearing any underwear, well...proceed on to the next paragraph.

    He is now standing in front of you, with his hard, beautiful cock staring you in the face. Caress his entire pelvic region. His thighs, his balls, his pubes, and while you're doing this, think about the pleasure that cock has given you, or is going to give you, and begin making love to it.

    Start your kisses at his thighs. Moist open-mouthed kisses that include a little tongue action. Alternate from one leg to the other as you slowly move up. As you get to his balls, exhale gently so he can feel the warmth of your breath, as you lovingly run your tongue over them. Softly take one into your mouth as your tongue continues to play. Try humming while you do this, he'll love the vibrations. Gently cupping his balls in your hands run your tongue over both of them, licking, kissing, and gently sucking. Men love having their balls played with and a lot of women don't pay enough attention to them.

    As you end "playing ball" take notice of his cock, which should be softly grazing your cheek. I love the feel of that. So hard and so smooth. Take his cock in your hand and slowly and softly caress your face with it, from one cheek, across your partially open lips, to the other.

    Starting at the base of his shaft, work your way around it with hot, wet kisses. Use your tongue while you're kissing, getting him very wet. Cover every inch of his cock as you work your way up towards the head. Then point the tip of your tongue and go right underneath the head. This is where he is most sensitive. Especially on the underside of his dick. Use your tongue to flick it right under the head.

    Keep working on the shaft getting it as wet as possible, sliding your open mouth all over it. Then take your tongue and run circles along the head, using the tip of your tongue to play with the hole. Keep your tongue circling as you gently place your lips over the head and suck it in slowly, taking no more than just the head at first, and just suck on it. Slowly start moving your mouth down, only about 1/4 of the way and slide it back up, keeping the head in your mouth. Slide down again, only farther this time and come back up, again keeping the head completely in your mouth. You never want to lose complete contact. This goes for your hands as well, They should be either holding his cock, or caressing his legs and ass, anywhere you want, as long as you're touching him. Now, look up at him, and keeping your eyes locked with his, slowly slide your mouth down as far as you can go. Chances are he'll break the stare as his eyes close with pleasure.

    When you feel him hit the back of your throat, stop and relax. This will give your gag reflex time to adjust. Once you've relaxed your throat, very simply, swallow. Don't worry, you won't choke. What you will do though, is constrict your throat muscles around the head of his cock. Even if you don't take it any further down, each time you swallow, you'll tighten around him. You'll know you're doing it right as you hear the moans of pleasure and gratitude he'll be emitting.
    Now is the time to really start working him. Pick up speed. Slide your mouth up and down his cock faster. If you can't take it all down, then wrapping your hand around the base of his cock, slide it in unison with your mouth. This will give you less to take and still give him complete stimulation.

    There are different techniques you can use while felating him. You don't want to just be sliding your mouth up and down. One thing you should try is sucking deeply on the upstroke. This is called "the vacuum" and it does a hell of a number on them. Another is to swirl your tongue around as you're mouth fucking him, this gives him 2 different sensations at once. If you're using your hand while you're sucking, don't just move it up and down, twist it as you're stroking. Not hard, you don't want to twist his cock. But he should be wet enough that your hand should easily slip and slide all around. Same thing with your head. Don't just keep it in one position; tilt it from side to side so he can feel your lips sliding around as you suck him deeply.

    If he takes a while to reach orgasm, there will come a point where your mouth will begin to get tired and you may feel lockjaw settling in. Not to worry, there is a trick to resting your mouth and still keeping him stimulated. Take his cock out of your mouth, but keep your lips on it by running them along the side of the shaft. Use your tongue and hands on him. If you have to totally rest your mouth, then keep the motion going with your hands. Use this time to jerk him hard and fast with the head of his cock either aiming at or just touching your lips. After giving your mouth a few minutes of rest, you're ready to get back in action.

    The moment of truth...his orgasm. Don't panic. Most men will let you know when they are about to cum. If they don't do it verbally, then pay attention to the signs. You'll begin to feel his cock swell and throb in your mouth. His legs may tense up, and you may hear vocal signs as well. At this point, you have two options. To swallow or not to swallow, that is the question. You will know ahead of time if you want him to cum in your mouth or not, so be prepared for it. I have my own theory on this and not everyone will agree, but if you're not going to swallow, then don't have him cum in your mouth. Nothing kills the mood like you making this awful face and running for something to spit it out into. If you don't want to swallow, then when you feel him getting close, take him out of your mouth and use your hand, letting him cum on you. You may not want it on your face, contrary to men's beliefs and fantasies, not all women are into that, but having him cum on your breasts is also exciting. Men love to see their cum all over you, so make it even more exciting for him by rubbing it over your nipples and into your breasts. If you're not totally opposed to it, take some on your finger and either put it into your mouth or just rub it on your lips. Remember, the more you please him, the more he will want to return the favor.

    If you do swallow, you can gently squeeze his balls as he's getting ready to cum, or squeeze his ass, or if he likes it, gently side your finger into his ass. This turns a lot of men on. Suck deeply as he's cumming and don't take your mouth away until you're sure he's done.

    I usually keep going until they beg me to stop because they get too sensitive. A real turn on is to keep some of it in your mouth and as he pulls out, let it trickle out. Drives them crazy.

    So there you have it, a blowjob to die for. Just remember to make him aware that you need to get as good as you give. And since you've just driven him to ecstasy and beyond, he should have no problem at all with that.

    Thanks Z

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    isn't he good?




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    you're very quiet Z.....






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    They are like a magnet for men (and some women!) And then sometimes they also make milk all day.

    Brassieres are the strongest structure in the world: they hold up two milk factories and a man's playground.
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    Was talking to my friend at 3:15 AM and then suddenly she stopped responding. The phone didn't disconnect. I waited a few minutes and then called people to check on her.One of them called 911. At 4:05AM One of the persons called me back and had her on the phone and she was OK, then the ambulance arrived at the same time.
    Still don't know what happened. But it gave me a scare. She was on the phone with me and one of the other people and said: Why did you do that? Like it was something I shouldn't have done. I told her in the brief moment before she answered the door I was worried about her. Now I guess she will be mad at me.
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    Thank you again for all the kind posts here. Wish every woman would read these. Wouldn't it make life sweeter in bed. But also the men should all read some of these two and please their women better. Of course we have to omit the men that don't give a damn about pleasing their women.
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    why should it be so hard to please the one's we supposedly love...


    i know it's a silly question, but it's a valid one always good to question and ponder the good things in life



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    How can someone be mad at you because you were afraid something had happened to them and had someone nearby find if they were OK. I give up.
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    I kept the phone off the hook for the last two nights. She goes on here and lurks, so when lshe sees this she will get mad again.
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    i just want to say to anyone reading this thread, although 'column' is a more appropriate title... that Z has to be the most kind and caring member of this forum. without a doubt.

    he truly does this site proud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lets roll View Post
    i just want to say to anyone reading this thread, although 'column' is a more appropriate title... that Z has to be the most kind and caring member of this forum. without a doubt.

    he truly does this site proud!

    thanks Z.
    just my humble lowly 5 cents worth....
    Thank you my fine friend. Keep that up and people will think I am paying you.!!
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    Just for the hell of it and to respond to certain lady's request, I shaved all the hir off my body, and took a bunch of nude and semi nude pics. Hadn't done that before it was kind of fun. Used my webcam. Had a few accidental pix when I accidentally clicked the mouse or dropped it. The color looked all right on the original pics shown. Nice surprise at school today. I have a full Thurs. schedule and last Fri the ofc said I didn't have any. They are so out of it. I can hardly believe anything they tell me except for one girl D, she has her head on straight. Cute too, but married. As are they all. At least the ones I like.

    5:00AM again, was going to go to bed at 2AM like a good boy, but pictures happened.nite all (I mean morning)
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    the cheque is always in the mail, Z


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    Quote Originally Posted by lets roll View Post
    i just want to say to anyone reading this thread, although 'column' is a more appropriate title... that Z has to be the most kind and caring member of this forum. without a doubt.

    he truly does this site proud!

    thanks Z.
    just my humble lowly 5 cents worth....
    From what I have seen of ZY's posts on the forum, I would have to concur!
    He reminds me very much of someone I used to know.

    I just think it's a bit of a shame when some less enlightened folks get a bit short with him......

    ....."When a pick-pocket meets a saint, he only sees his pockets......"
    Things that go bump in the night....
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    From what I have seen of ZY's posts on the forum, I would have to concur!
    He reminds me very much of someone I used to know.

    I just think it's a bit of a shame when some less enlightened folks get a bit short with him......

    ....."When a pick-pocket meets a saint, he only sees his pockets......"
    Thank you Spook for your kind words. I am having a permanent blush from such thoughts.
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    Default Jan 12 7:00AM

    Well after a very hard nights work all night at xnxx, I shall have to retire. Alas I really do have to re-tire my sister's car today. She had a tire go out on her and had to drive till it shredded because she couldn't stop where it happened.

    The sky is light blue and there is a beautiful pink cloud I can see out my window from the computer. They said it would snow THEY WERE WRONG as usual!!! It was supposed be 37, but only is 40F out now.

    to the girls to the guys. (Sorry I don't kiss guys!) Some of you look good enough though, if I was ooooooooooh gay
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    Default Index To Help Manuals Herein

    Post numbers and subject. Would do in columns, but they wont appear the way I write them if I do. First Time Sex Manual-#84;Autofellation-#85:Definitive paper on Vulva Variations-#86;Assfucking manual-#93;Blowjob Manual by a Real Expert(not me)#105 &#130 (copy);Kissing-#115; More Kissing-#116. Should read both you will then be a real expert kisser.


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    Slept only from 7:00AM to 10:00AM and went with my sister to get new rear tires put on her car. Left her at Denny's then drove the car over to Discount Tire, then I walked back to Denny's about 500ft.Colder than Antarctica and with the wind blowing. So we got some food while there. I had told the man at the tire co. to call me on my cell phone when the car was done. We left it at 11:00AM By 2PM he stilll had not called, so we got a phone book:
    ML#1-the store the car was at was the only one of their stores NOT in the phone book.
    So I called another store to get their number. Called them, it was ready they just hadn't
    bothered to call me. When I got there the guy that waited on me who had my cell
    phone no. was gone.
    ML#2- The ticket said the tires were aired to 30#. I always have 35# put in. So I took the
    car in to their garage for them to check it. All tires had 35#.
    ML#3- The tires had a 60000 mi warranty, but the mileage on the car was not on the ticket;
    so I took it inside and had a salesman put the mileage on it and sign it.

    How can anything so damn simple get screwed up so bad. I know, it is a bad astrological configuration. I have actually seen this work too many times.

    When we left Denny's to pay the bill, the cashier said she saw falling snow. Then it quit.
    But it has been around 40F with wind all day. The weather people said 37 and snow.
    The nights not over yet though. It is now 10:40PM PST here in South Canada.
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    hope you are well Z....




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    You know, that's strange, I have never had any razor burn. Didnt quite get all the hair but say 97% of it. And it is really strange because I have this light pale thin sensitive skin common to redheads.
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