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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird View Post
    Smiling - nope - Percy - but give him a rub and YOU might get lucky !
    Percy the Pecker...kinda has a nice ring to it, BB!!

    LOL!! And does Percy taste "magically delicious" like Lucky Charms?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird View Post
    Smiling - nope - Percy - but give him a rub and YOU might get lucky !
    what just a rub
    it's chilly around the willy cold around the hole

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    Well Percy the pecker responds to just about any stimulation at all - the mere hint of some action and he's sniffing around - so a rub - well it's a good start - followed by any sort of licking or stroking - it's all good!

    And Lioness - you have a taste and tell me what you think !
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    got to run now all have fun see you all tomorrow bye
    it's chilly around the willy cold around the hole

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    Bye Sarah! Have a nice evening!


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    Bye Sarah!!! See ya later!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird View Post
    Well Percy the pecker responds to just about any stimulation at all - the mere hint of some action and he's sniffing around - so a rub - well it's a good start - followed by any sort of licking or stroking - it's all good!

    And Lioness - you have a taste and tell me what you think !
    BB, Master would be very upset with me if I did and I don't want to upset him.
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    Looks like it's quiet here again...

    Anyway thought I'd come in and say I'm going for a while... Be back later on if anyone's interested


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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtybuttNice View Post
    Looks like it's quiet here again...

    Anyway thought I'd come in and say I'm going for a while... Be back later on if anyone's interested
    OK N...I also need to go for awhile so I'll catch you later then!!!
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    back...


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    Taas me tehtiin maali...


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    Naughty, L, how are you? :D
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

    I know what you're thinking.

    You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.
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    Doing good Silver. I bet you must be tired:D


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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtybuttNice View Post
    Doing good Silver. I bet you must be tired:D
    A little, but three cups of coffee, a HUGE thermos full, and one right now, and I'm wired as can be! Oh, and I missed you this morning. And Jeffrey wasn't out either! I had eggs by myself. Okay I did talk with Lor for a little while, but I had to get out to work early.
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

    I know what you're thinking.

    You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverballs View Post
    A little, but three cups of coffee, a HUGE thermos full, and one right now, and I'm wired as can be! Oh, and I missed you this morning. And Jeffrey wasn't out either! I had eggs by myself. Okay I did talk with Lor for a little while, but I had to get out to work early.
    Missed me huh? Sorry Jeffrey didn't show up.


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    Well, it's time for me to go to bed. Got an early night.

    Others have fun!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtybuttNice View Post
    Missed me huh? Sorry Jeffrey didn't show up.
    Yes I did. Hmph. And I'm sure Jeffrey'll show up again. And sweet dreams, yeah?
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverballs View Post
    Yes I did. Hmph. And I'm sure Jeffrey'll show up again. And sweet dreams, yeah?
    Thanks! Have a great evening!


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    Good night, N!! See you tomorrow!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtybuttNice View Post
    Thanks! Have a great evening!
    You too! Dream of that glider! Haha
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lioness View Post
    Good night, N!! See you tomorrow!!
    Thanks L! For everything...


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    You're welcome N...anytime!!!
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    *listens to crickets chirp* Hmm, where is everyone? I don't stink too bad do I?
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

    I know what you're thinking.

    You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.
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    afternoon all, whats up? anyone here?
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    Well, I am, dunno about anyone else. But if you're willing to have me, I'll keep ya company! Haha
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    of course i am sweetie, how you doin??
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    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    of course i am sweetie, how you doin??
    was hungry, but I'm eating my meatloaf and mashed potatoes now, so I'm curing that! I've got like two more helpings left if you'd like some! Maybe three if you eat like a bird! Haha.
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    id love some! trust me, i do not eat like a bird! ha ha. . .sounds delicious!
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    hello
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    2.if you want to control someone sleep with your remote
    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    id love some! trust me, i do not eat like a bird! ha ha. . .sounds delicious!
    It is! I've been cooking for years tho *hands a plate to GMH* and Hello M!
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    *walks over and kisses silver* how was it last night after i fell asleep
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    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
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    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    thanks silver! smells yummy!! hey megan, whats up?
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    haha not much i just tripped down a flight of stairs and cut my wrist

    and found out the pins are coming out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    girl, if you're not careful, they might take those pins out of him and put them in you!! but glad to hear they're coming out tomorrow. . .im guessing we wont be hearing to much from you? lol....you might be a little busy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiega302 View Post
    *walks over and kisses silver* how was it last night after i fell asleep
    *kisses megan* it was good. *surpresses a smile at the OBVIOUS understatement*

    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    thanks silver! smells yummy!! hey megan, whats up?
    it does to me! there's beef gravy if you want some for your taters too!

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    haha not much i just tripped down a flight of stairs and cut my wrist

    and found out the pins are coming out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GUH!! Are you okay? *grabs M's arm and places a kiss on the cut* you shouldn't get hurt like that!
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    girl, if you're not careful, they might take those pins out of him and put them in you!! but glad to hear they're coming out tomorrow. . .im guessing we wont be hearing to much from you? lol....you might be a little busy!!
    probly not till around 5 or 6 tomorrow night
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    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverballs View Post
    *kisses megan* it was good. *surpresses a smile at the OBVIOUS understatement*

    GUH!! Are you okay? *grabs M's arm and places a kiss on the cut* you shouldn't get hurt like that!
    hmm i may have to read over it to make sure i didnt miss anything

    im fine im still a little drunk from earlier though
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    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiega302 View Post
    hmm i may have to read over it to make sure i didnt miss anything

    im fine im still a little drunk from earlier though
    Haha, a drunkard Megan is a funny megan!
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    ill havet to make it a point to stay up later so i can get in on some of this fun you all have in the after hours!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    ill havet to make it a point to stay up later so i can get in on some of this fun you all have in the after hours!!!
    its at night when we let ourselves really let loose!
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    im a huge clutz when im drunk
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    2.if you want to control someone sleep with your remote
    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    thank god im not a clutz when i get drunk...i do get really horny though lmao. . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiega302 View Post
    im a huge clutz when im drunk
    *remembers megan's faceplant* indeed
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    i just collapse when i drink more than 1 bottle of anything w/ alcohol in it
    MEN
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    2.if you want to control someone sleep with your remote
    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by getmehot View Post
    thank god im not a clutz when i get drunk...i do get really horny though lmao. . .
    *makes note on sticky note and sets it on side of laptop* uh huh, tell me more! Haha Jk
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    haha if you say so

    when im drunk i can be convinced to do just about anything
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    2.if you want to control someone sleep with your remote
    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    guess you'll have to get me drunk one of these nights and find out
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiega302 View Post
    haha if you say so

    when im drunk i can be convinced to do just about anything
    *Jots down a second note* mhm that's good
    Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly.

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    *hands GMH a bottle of vodka* go for it
    MEN
    1.Please dont talk to my breasts you wont be meeting them
    2.if you want to control someone sleep with your remote
    3.i always choose chocolate over men-ALWAYS!
    4.51% love goddess 49% bitch
    5.my sexual preferance is NO!
    6.my body is a temple, now get on your knee's and pray
    7.its not the size that counts, it's....no,wait, size does matter
    8.remember you horny piece of shit girls are made of sugar spice and everything nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiega302 View Post
    haha if you say so

    when im drunk i can be convinced to do just about anything
    im with ya girl. . .although it might not be the best thing that these guys know that!
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