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    does anybody know how to make a good home made masterbation toy for guys
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    I do PM me.
    A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonflyjames View Post
    I do PM me.
    You have to share that will all of us...Now you have our interest....
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    Ok Ya gotta be drunk first....saran wrap around the Penis lots of lotion warm ,wet towel wrapped around that.Stuff the whole works into a large plastic cup and go for it..Just remember,You asked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonflyjames View Post
    Ok Ya gotta be drunk first....saran wrap around the Penis lots of lotion warm ,wet towel wrapped around that.Stuff the whole works into a large plastic cup and go for it..Just remember,You asked.
    Well, it won't work for me, but I did ask. I'm sure a lot of men are running around looking to see if they have all stuff. Why do you have to be drunk first?????
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    okay well you should really do a search next time, there's like 100000 threads already on this but I'll give you a few.

    A watermelon-no idea why but apparently cus it feels realistic or whatever, apparently if you like get some kind of hot wet towel, paper towel, toilet paper etc, and put it in a long tube, it simulates fucking a live pussy, uumm what else is there, oh right the vacuum but that hurts like a mofo if you're bigger, or you could always get a girl to do it for you. All I could think of, do a search because there's lots more in older threads
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    theres allways the banana split however i think its a waste
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    what homehold objects can you use for anal masterbation then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by baller16 View Post
    okay well you should really do a search next time, there's like 100000 threads already on this but I'll give you a few.

    A watermelon-no idea why but apparently cus it feels realistic or whatever, apparently if you like get some kind of hot wet towel, paper towel, toilet paper etc, and put it in a long tube, it simulates fucking a live pussy, uumm what else is there, oh right the vacuum but that hurts like a mofo if you're bigger, or you could always get a girl to do it for you. All I could think of, do a search because there's lots more in older threads
    Watermelon feels wonderful, but it's very messy and extremely wasteful. But OH GOD NO VACUUM CLEANER! Please, if you have any sense at all, don't do it! Christ it felt like it was going to get torn off. IF you do dare try it, have your finger right ready on the switch to turn it off again. You do not want to be fumbling around when you have a tube of death sucking ravenously on your cock.
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    watermelon doesnt really work for me
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    Just checked out that website it rocks!!
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    use your hand. if u get lonely, get a gf.
    ARE WE NOT MEN? WE ARE DEVO!
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    what about anal stimlation for guys?????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockprincess View Post
    Well, it won't work for me, but I did ask. I'm sure a lot of men are running around looking to see if they have all stuff. Why do you have to be drunk first?????
    in case you get an ugly cup
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    I dont think these 2 things have been said...

    1. Find a tube of toothpast, or something like it, preferably a tube of lotion. Cut off the end with teh cap. and fold it over a little bit, so you dont have teh sharp cuts hitting your cock. lube up ur shlong, and the inside of the tube, and go to town!

    2. Find a Vase that has an opening just the diameter of ur shlong, or just a tad smaller for alittle sqeeze. and lube up evertyhing.!

    3. could always buy the fleshlight
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    Just use your hand!
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    Default Couch cushions

    Try getting on your knees or lying on top of the coach with your dick between the cushions. Use a condom to alleviate the friction.

    Close your eyes and fuck the shit out of your coach
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    Quote Originally Posted by oli12 View Post
    what homehold objects can you use for anal masterbation then?
    I've used the handle of a screwdriver (Phillips, or Flathead... Your Choice)
    Open your closet door, and place it in the crease between your henges. Close the door, and the screwdriver should stay there. You can fuck yourself, and if you do it right it will hit your prostate just right and give you mind shattering orgasms. Remember to always use lube! :D
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    For my favorite you need two couch cushions, lube, a ziplock baggy with the top cut off. Place the cushions stacked on your bed, lube up the baggy insert your dick. Place in between the cushions place weight on the top cushion and thrust away.
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