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    I was in the middle of reading ole_crannon's story part 1 today when I lost electric. When power came back on, the story site was down. Days like this really suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    DaddyCums kindly provides a consolodated listing about every other page in this thread. My hat is off to him for doing this so faithfully.

    Peace to us all.
    Found it four pages back. I think it may be time to re-post. I would do it but I don't know if that is the latest most up to date list so I'll let DaddyCums do it.

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    2) LOVE TRAIN -CAW10

    3) MY COLONOSCOPY (Humour)
    4) A HEAVEN FOR NINA (CAW9)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrive View Post
    Found it four pages back. I think it may be time to re-post. I would do it but I don't know if that is the latest most up to date list so I'll let DaddyCums do it.

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    DC, you have just been chastized. If you don't want to do it, I will. Let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    DC, you have just been chastized. If you don't want to do it, I will. Let me know.

    Peace to us all.
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    CHASTISE?

    Maybe I don't really know the meaning of the word "Chastise." I always thought it meant "To inflict punishment, to censure severely, to castigate."

    I just thought it was time to update and re-post the list of recommended writers. Didn't mean to push my weight around. Hope I didn't scare anyone.

    I guess I would be just as happy if Don did the updating.


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    1) THE MOON STONE (CAW11) Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4
    2) LOVE TRAIN -CAW10

    3) MY COLONOSCOPY (Humour)
    4) A HEAVEN FOR NINA (CAW9)
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    he is just bashing daddycum cuz theey like to poke fun at each other i guess maybe maybe not. anywho HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY WOOOOOOOOOOO
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    It's all in fun and DC knows it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrive View Post
    Found it four pages back. I think it may be time to re-post. I would do it but I don't know if that is the latest most up to date list so I'll let DaddyCums do it.

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    DC, you have just been chastized. If you don't want to do it, I will. Let me know.

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    It's all in fun and DC knows it.
    Yep. I take these comments in the spirit in which they were meant. At least, I assume you're not frothing at the mouth, loading the rifle, and looking up my IP address to find out where I live. I hope.

    That said, you're right; it has been a while. I haven't posted an updated list because there haven't been many new recommendations since last time, but since the current list is, as mentioned, four pages back, I'll go ahead and post it again. Look for the new list later today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    It's all in fun and DC knows it.
    Oh... I did not know that.

    In that case please follow my instructions carefully. You and DC will soon receive a package via UPS. Do not open it. Repeat, DO NOT OPEN IT!

    Place package in a tub of cold water and add a gain of salt. Package will dissolve in a cloud of smoke in about 10 seconds leaving no trace. As always, I will disavow all knowledge of you, UPS, xnxx or this conversation.

    Good luck.
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    3) MY COLONOSCOPY (Humour)
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    You're a little spooky, aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrive View Post
    Found it four pages back. I think it may be time to re-post. I would do it but I don't know if that is the latest most up to date list so I'll let DaddyCums do it.

    HD
    By the way, it is only two pages back. Page 21 and we are now on 23. I did figure out why you are so upset with me, though. I misspelled a word. Sorry about that.

    We do try to have fun here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrive View Post
    Oh... I did not know that.

    In that case please follow my instructions carefully. You and DC will soon receive a package via UPS. Do not open it. Repeat, DO NOT OPEN IT!

    Place package in a tub of cold water and add a gain of salt. Package will dissolve in a cloud of smoke in about 10 seconds leaving no trace. As always, I will disavow all knowledge of you, UPS, xnxx or this conversation.

    Good luck.
    Oh, so you're the one who sent that package. I was wondering why the FBI was so interested in it. The good news is that I didn't open it. The bad news is that I didn't see your instructions until it was too late to pass them on to the agents who knocked on my door. Oh well. I'm sure they'll figure it out, and if not, I'm sure it's nothing important.

    I'd call them, but I have to post the latest list of recommended authors.
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    Disclaimer: I only compiled this from the posts on this thread, so if you're on it, I'm not the one you should thank. Most of these recommendations are from someone else.

    I added a link to the Story Reviews thread because it seems like a companion thread to this one.

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    Thanks, DC.

    If ever anyone tracks you down by your IP address and comes after you, I'll be standing on your front porch as your last line of defense.

    You da man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddycums View Post
    Oh, so you're the one who sent that package. I was wondering why the FBI was so interested in it. The good news is that I didn't open it. The bad news is that I didn't see your instructions until it was too late to pass them on to the agents who knocked on my door. Oh well. I'm sure they'll figure it out, and if not, I'm sure it's nothing important.
    Don't worry about it. They were not FBI agents; they were members of a radical fundamentalist group called “Al-kick-da.” They were sent to retrieve the packages.

    Our group believes that god has given us a divine mandate to kick-da shit out of anyone who is not a member of our group. Do you think Don would be interested in joining?


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    2) LOVE TRAIN -CAW10

    3) MY COLONOSCOPY (Humour)
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    I wasn't asked to join, but as Will Rogers once said, I wouldn't join any group that would have me as a member!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackassTales View Post
    I wasn't asked to join, but as Will Rogers once said, I wouldn't join any group that would have me as a member!
    I think that was Groucho Marx. (Oh, and I agree! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by JackassTales View Post
    I wasn't asked to join, but as Will Rogers once said, I wouldn't join any group that would have me as a member!
    Hey JT and Ole, you’re most certainly welcome to join Al-kick-da. The only requirement for joining is that you have at least one good foot to kick ass with and that you become a member of the First Reform Church of Kister Kickers. Reform Kister Kickers do not limit themselves to just kicking butts. Our belief is that you can kick, punch or pound any part of any big mouth assholes that is not a part of our group.

    If you are interested, come to one of our meetings. We meet on Saturday nights at biker bars where we discuss religion, politics and gay rights. After the first punch is thrown, each member is encouraged to worship in his or her own special way.

    We are always looking for new members due to the many injuries and deaths in our congregation. Just PM me and I'll send you an application.


    PS: Don't bring Will Rogers or Groucho Marx. They're already dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrive View Post
    Hey JT and Ole, you’re most certainly welcome to join Al-kick-da. The only requirement for joining is that you have at least one good foot to kick ass with and that you become a member of the First Reform Church of Kister Kickers. Reform Kister Kickers do not limit themselves to just kicking butts. Our belief is that you can kick, punch or pound any part of any big mouth assholes that is not a part of our group.
    I guess I should join, because otherwise I would be a target. I am, without doubt, a big mouth asshole.

    See you all at a biker bar near you soon.
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    I don't suppose you need a token female, do you? Is there an initiation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    I guess I should join, because otherwise I would be a target. I am, without doubt, a big mouth asshole.

    See you all at a biker bar near you soon.
    Quote Originally Posted by ejls
    I don't suppose you need a token female, do you? Is there an initiation? .
    Applicants JT, Ole, Don and ejls, please stand.

    After having done an extensive and thorough background check on all of you, and having performed an ethical and moral character evaluation, it is my sad duty to report that you have all failed miserably. Therefore I have no choice but to find you all excellent candidates for our organization. By the power vested in me by me, I hereby accept you into Al-kick-da, effective immediately. You will soon receive your acceptance letter in the mail, except for ejls who will get hers in the female.

    The idea of an initiation is very interesting so I hereby appoint ejls as committee chairwoman in charge of developing an appropriate initiation for Al-kick-da. Furthermore, as an official of Al-kick-da, you now hold the title of Priestess of the Realm and Holder of the Sacred Brass knuckles.

    Jt, Ole and Don; you are hereby elevated to the status of “True Believers” and you may choose your own titles and commissions. For example you may pick titles such as; “Holder of the Holy Hatchet, Lord of the Low Blows or Master of the Merciless Mallet.” Feel free to use your imagination.

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    From Master of the Kimber Pro-Carry, I must tell you that your sense of humor is every bit as sick as that of JackassTales, so you are to be commended. If this continues, you might even be elected to the post of All Exalted Bigmouthassholeness. Hey, this is fun. I'm really glad to be in this club.

    If this is your style, I've got to read your story.

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    I would like to point out that Mr donb has now put his story on the main story site so on the next list of recommended authors his profile there should be included instead of or as well as the forum post. This will give an easy link to any further work that is hopefully coming soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CallMeRave View Post
    I would like to point out that Mr donb has now put his story on the main story site so on the next list of recommended authors his profile there should be included instead of or as well as the forum post. This will give an easy link to any further work that is hopefully coming soon.

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    I'll keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    From Master of the Kimber Pro-Carry, I must tell you that your sense of humor is every bit as sick as that of JackassTales, so you are to be commended. If this continues, you might even be elected to the post of All Exalted Bigmouthassholeness. Hey, this is fun. I'm really glad to be in this club.

    If this is your style, I've got to read your story.

    Peace to us all, we DO deserve it.
    Don, I’d like to thank you for suggesting a truly honorable title for my royal personage. The rank of Exalted Bigmouthassholiness is very befitting, but I already have a title. I am the High Priest and Purveyor of the Nasty Purple Nurple, a title I earned during one of our Saturday night Worship sessions. On that occasion I twisted a nasty biker’s nipple so hard that his tattoo screamed. That incident is currently being reviewed by various world religions for inclusion on their list of certified miracles.

    Perhaps you can suggest the title of “Exalted Bigmouthassholiness” for DaddyCums who’s status as a genuine xnxx saint may better match his current rank and status.

    I would also like to thank you for comparing my sense of humor to that of JackassTales. My Psychiatrist and Parole Officer will be very happy to hear that. They say that if I keep taking my medications and stay off the internet I may someday improve my condition to psychotic homicidal maniac. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed.

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    New stories posted (on a site that seems to be working perfectly except for the ratings on the authors page) include numbers 499, 500, 501, and 502 from fbailey. Good reads. Can anyone spell prolific?
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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    New stories posted (on a site that seems to be working perfectly except for the ratings on the authors page) include numbers 499, 500, 501, and 502 from fbailey. Good reads. Can anyone spell prolific?
    P R O F... I mean L... um.. where was I? Oh yeah. L I F I F I... er...

    I guess not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    New stories posted (on a site that seems to be working perfectly except for the ratings on the authors page) include numbers 499, 500, 501, and 502 from fbailey. Good reads. Can anyone spell prolific?
    Many, many congratulations on Fbailey for surpassing the 500th story mark!!!

    He is certainly very prol...polif...prolifik...OH HELL, he writes a lot of stories!!!
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    I just knew I could count on you two for a laugh. Thanks.
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    Exclamation Back to functionality?

    I see that the read counts seem to be working along with the ratings. Does this mean that the board is back to full functionality and I can start submitting my Summertime at Grampa Dicks chapters? Or Ellen's tech boytoy story- which I have the 2nd chapter started, with some very interesting story track planned. And maybe with some input from a certain lady for the female POV.

    If everything is back to at least the way it was, I say "THANK YOU!!!" to Lemarkxxx, nophest, chunky and any others who keep this story site running. I'm really glad it's not going to disintegrate, bit by bit, into the proverbial bit bucket.
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    So far as I can tell, the only thing not working is the rating of the stories shown on the author's home page. Missing some decimals.
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    Things seem to be back to the way they were prior to the melt-down. I don't see anything has changed, expect for on my own page, the percentages are listed differently. I guess we won't know if there are any modifications on voting and/or commenting, until we submit.

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    Comments appear to be working well, also. It looks like, dear friends, that we have the site in operation. It's really nice that my poor little story rates 8000%. Wow!
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    I've started to eat my hat. I didn't believe it would happen.

    It seems that new stories are being rated higher than before. There could be three reasons for this.
    1) A new generation of Hemingways has surfaced
    2) The trolls have given up over the last few months
    3) They are somehow filtering trolls

    The section Top Rated Stories is a mess because the top 80 or so are 100% rated with virtually no reads, detritus from the bad ol' days. Not the end of the earth I guess, but I do like to go through top rated in each theme to find some class.
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    Welcome home, sweetie. We've missed you.

    Oh, and something I noticed. Yesterday I had two negative on Nora - 3, today there is only one. I'm not questioning, but maybe they'll provide us with an update of what has changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ejls View Post
    Welcome home, sweetie. We've missed you.

    Oh, and something I noticed. Yesterday I had two negative on Nora - 3, today there is only one. I'm not questioning, but maybe they'll provide us with an update of what has changed.
    Hi there WAM

    Even before the debacle I noticed that they were not counting all the negative votes and sometimes deleting some of them.

    This doesn't alter the fact that some illiterate ass licking troll has dared to give you even one negative vote. I miss the good old days when we could have got a posse together, hunted such varmints down and hung them from the nearest tree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ejls View Post
    Things seem to be back to the way they were prior to the melt-down. I don't see anything has changed, expect for on my own page, the percentages are listed differently. I guess we won't know if there are any modifications on voting and/or commenting, until we submit.
    The percentages are listed in 4 digit format minus the decimal point. I.E. 8000% = 80.00%. It appears to be more accurate, though I noticed a record low vote on one of my stories I do plan to post more in the future since I am not a force to be reckoned with.

    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    Comments appear to be working well, also. It looks like, dear friends, that we have the site in operation. It's really nice that my poor little story rates 8000%. Wow!
    I am very happy for you and your first (hopefully not only) story doing so well. It is rewarding to see something that you struggled to create become so successful, especially since it quite the first effort indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Twayn View Post
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    It seems that new stories are being rated higher than before. There could be three reasons for this.
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    2) The trolls have given up over the last few months
    3) They are somehow filtering trolls
    I think they are filtering trolls somewhat, but I also believe trolls are still actively voting down stories just to try and piss off people. In my case, a few trolls seem to love me and gave one of my recent postings a 12.5 rating though it was received well by the forum.

    Let's see a troll post a story. Karma's a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by donb9033 View Post
    Comments appear to be working well, also. It looks like, dear friends, that we have the site in operation. It's really nice that my poor little story rates 8000%. Wow!
    I'm going over to find your story and give it an ass-kicking jump! Let's see if a logged in MEMBER's vote really counts as much as 10!

    P.S. You have a link to this story on the forum in your signature; how about putting a link to it on the main stories page here too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackassTales View Post
    I'm going over to find your story and give it an ass-kicking jump! Let's see if a logged in MEMBER's vote really counts as much as 10!

    P.S. You have a link to this story on the forum in your signature; how about putting a link to it on the main stories page here too!
    I thought a logged in member's vote counts as 1, and a 'logged out' person's vote counts as 1/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by seeminglysatisfied View Post
    I am very happy for you and your first (hopefully not only) story doing so well. It is rewarding to see something that you struggled to create become so successful, especially since it quite the first effort indeed.
    I realize, full well, the reason my little story received so many wonderful comments on the forum. In spite of knowing, I love all the commenters anyway.
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