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    Default Household Anal Toys: IDEAS PLEASE

    Hey This Will Be A Bit Odd But I Beg U To Answer.

    I Want To Get In A Good Ass Masturbation Session Tonight With Myself But Can Think Of Nothng Around The House Of Appropreate Size And Availiability I Can Use.

    Has Anyone Got Any Good Ideas For General Household Items For This Use.. Mabey Ones Youve Used, Or Just Ones You Can THink Of.

    I Dont Wana Use Something Someone Else It Going To Need To Use Again Ever.. Kuz Thats Just A Bit Nasty.

    I Used To Use The Handle Of Larger Screwdrivers, And Also A Very Thin Deoderant Can.

    Any Ideas. And No Im Not Going To Try A Chair Leg, Ive Been There Before.. Not Good!
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    I Know There Are Other Threads On This But I Cant Find Any Of Use
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    How bout a feather duster handle. Sorry its all I can think of.
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    Mabey A Bit To Skinny.

    I Need Something With A Bit Of "GO" In it. LOL

    Thankyou All The Same
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    bottle neck, wooden spoon, toothbrush with bristles, carrot..............
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    Good Good.

    Thankyou keep 'Em Cuming!
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    check out my thread... it has suggestions and even some pics!!!

    its in my signature hope that helps
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    small shampoo bottles, broom stick, cucumbers
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    an eggplant, a hammer, a tube of toothpaste, just make sure the lid is on tight hahaha
    something profound and witty
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    Cool whoa

    umm, how bout a pinecone? you know, go in easy, come out hard. and umm,use justa little bit of hotsauce for lube, now, not alot, just a little bit for the slight burning sensation.
    those who want to fuck me are honest, those who dont, well, they're just liars.

    you just got fucked! make sure you wipe your butthole before you put your shorts back on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inside_information View Post
    an eggplant, a hammer, a tube of toothpaste, just make sure the lid is on tight hahaha
    Sound advice, too much fluoride can be dangerous!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by siriusgame View Post
    umm, how bout a pinecone? you know, go in easy, come out hard. and umm,use justa little bit of hotsauce for lube, now, not alot, just a little bit for the slight burning sensation.
    Jeeeessuuus!! Is that what you use?, no wonder you're such a pain in
    the arse.....:-D

    Try a wooden rolling pin...that'll make your eyes water!!
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    Why Do You Capitalize Every Single Word? I Mean Whats With That?

    And Search "Home-made Sex Toys"
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    Shaving cream bottle like Edge(the 33% more one), with the top off its even better. Dont worry about the shaving cream coming out it wont.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daytimer View Post
    Shaving cream bottle like Edge(the 33% more one), with the top off its even better. Dont worry about the shaving cream coming out it wont.
    HAHA FOAM UP UR ASS THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HALARIOUS
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    Cool haha

    Quote Originally Posted by chunky View Post
    Jeeeessuuus!! Is that what you use?, no wonder you're such a pain in
    the arse.....:-D

    Try a wooden rolling pin...that'll make your eyes water!!
    lol, no, i dont make it a habbit of sticking anything up my ass. i just wanted to see if this guy would try the hot sauce idea and then post something on here about how much it burned.
    those who want to fuck me are honest, those who dont, well, they're just liars.

    you just got fucked! make sure you wipe your butthole before you put your shorts back on.
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    I just noticed that the authors name is "tree" and he has a picture of a tree on his avitar...

    WTF?!
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    Default I assume that he likes trees

    I found that some objects work better then others, for starting out, i would recommend a sharpie or something else small, then you could work your way up to something like a flashlight handle or vegetables like zucchini or cucumbers
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    how bout a rubber dildo
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    Vegetables are the generic choice because you get such a variety of sizes and shapes. And since I don't know exactly how big you'd prefer, you have the tons of options, carrots being small, cucumbers being medium/large, etc. And of course, a quick trip to the supermarket and you're golden!

    I suppose long thin cans would be good too if you're done using them.

    New candles, the big long kind. Pens & other writing implements.
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    How about a funnel filled with my foot up your ass?
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    Actually, although he's being an asshole (I think, maybe just humorous), Capn Winkie has a good idea, the end of a funnel or something would be good.

    I thought of another one, too: a bit of a rubber garden hose. Perhaps an old extension cord that's of no further use. Tape a bunch of old batteries together, say like D-size or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loaf'N View Post
    how bout a rubber dildo
    you make ur own?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chagrin View Post
    Actually, although he's being an asshole
    What!? I happen to have very slender feet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree View Post
    I Know There Are Other Threads On This But I Cant Find Any Of Use
    100 people surveyed, top 4 answers are on the board. The question is: Something you can find in your house that you can shove up your ass....Answer...Hey, how about using a cucumber? Survey says.....
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    You could try model rocket nose cones. That may work.
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    A word of caution on using fruit. My sister is a doctor and has had to retrieve the broken off end of a cucumber from a guys'a arse. So, be careful.
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    Oh My AGM !!! that must of been tough haha..im not quite sure i could deal with situations like that
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    How about a champagne bottle...preferably a full one, but don't use the really expensive stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimiko View Post
    How about a champagne bottle...preferably a full one, but don't use the really expensive stuff.
    I think I'd recomend leaving the wire on or taping it down just in case...
    Champagne enema, bit expensive...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gearedup View Post
    I think I'd recomend leaving the wire on or taping it down just in case...
    Champagne enema, bit expensive...
    No, no, no, you pop the cork out first!!!

    I had this done to my pussy once, and I assure you, it's an experience you'll never, ever forget!
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    Sorry for being a complete asshole, it was for humor only! I think those large tubes you inject foam birth control into a pussy with would do just fine.Again sorry for being a smartass
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    Mmmm Kimiko ... sounds delightful.

    Whatever you decide to use, make sure it cannot break off and that you keep enough of it outside you that you have a handle. Looking around, I see a beer bottle, and not much else. Tho I imagine the remote could work in severe cases of need!! (Here, kitty kitty kitty. HAHA Kidding ... don't be so gullible.)


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    C flashlight batteries, but I did have one go all he way in and found it easy to push back out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZYZX View Post
    C flashlight batteries, but I did have one go all he way in and found it easy to push back out.
    What a shocking experience!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimiko View Post
    What a shocking experience!

    o rly? Now that is something that would be quite a shocker if you were wet and decided on something that had a bit of electricity in it
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    these are some crazy ideas
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    Fruits, vegetables, candles...

    Or you know, the classic dildo.
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    i want to see someone shove a porcupine up their ass.
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    how about a broom or mop handle
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    I suggest a cigar tube. If you purchase a Churchill sized cigar, then the tube will be about 7" long and about a 50 ring guage.
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    My old boss used to use a veggies in a rubber glove, even would add some lemons to get that smacking feeling.
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    "I'm here to FUCK things up."
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    "I'm here to FUCK things up."
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    "I'm here to FUCK things up."
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    "I'm here to FUCK things up."
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    "I'm here to FUCK things up."
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    I just noticed that the authors name is "tree" and he has a picture of a tree on his avitar...
    Maybe he's got wood?
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    I want to try this too, but I think I'll skip on the light bulb. lol
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