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    hi guys i am 23yrs old, my mom is single mom who is 42yrs old
    my mom is a slut, she is a very sexual person, i think she fucks a new man everyday
    she is very attractive, i want to fuck her
    show me a way to seduce her
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    Well, I seduced her by buying her a box of chocolates and a ginormous vibrator!! Maybe it'll work for ewe too!!
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    Since she's such a slut, just tell her straight forward?
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    How about Rohypnol?
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    I wonder how many diseases she has.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x__orion View Post
    I wonder how many diseases she has.
    she gave birth to one.
    I'm just saying.



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    ohhh no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    she gave birth to one.
    That's the best response I've seen in awhile. May have to post in the "What made you smile today" thread now.
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    Oh...suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.A12 View Post
    hi guys i am 23yrs old, my mom is single mom who is 42yrs old
    my mom is a slut, she is a very sexual person, i think she fucks a new man everyday
    she is very attractive, i want to fuck her
    show me a way to seduce her
    Take a number and get in line.
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    Red face ford-s

    come right out and tell her your feelings,you may be surprised,but do it in a loving way.
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    hummm have you tried walking arround the house naked? or pulling one off with the door open? if she asks you about it just invite her allong for the ride, maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by As horny as you View Post
    Since she's such a slut, just tell her straight forward?
    Just disguise yourself and go to the bar where she picks up guys and pick her up.
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    SHENANIGANS......
    Spread em...place your hands behind your back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    she gave birth to one.
    Fucking awesome.
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    who knows maybe she wants it too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yikes_Run!! View Post
    hummm have you tried walking arround the house naked? or pulling one off with the door open? if she asks you about it just invite her allong for the ride, maybe?
    yeah coz.... that's a much better way than just asking straight out.
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    can i get a number also?? im a man slut who gets none lol
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    first 1 great way to start is by not calling your mom a slut

    second thing WTF
    dont fuck your mom

    thats wrong in evryway possible
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    Wow, for a fucking PORN FORUM, there's a lot of close-mindedness floatin' around here.

    So what if he wants to fuck his mom? He's not asking people to judge him or the act, he's asking how he can get it done. If you don't agree with his desires, then just don't fucking bother commenting. Don't harass people of different desires just because it's the internet and you can be relatively anonymous and get away with anything. Use some self-restraint.

    Personally, I would never fuck my mother. I do find the idea of incest pretty hot...I just can't actually imagine doing it for real.

    Dude, if your mom is as sexually open and willing as you say she is, maybe some flirting is in order. Get things started. Then, I think you might as well just ask her. Try to be smooth, gentle, and loving about it. Make her think it will be worth it; a good time. And who knows? Maybe she's thought about it already. Make that desire come to the surface, because it's likely to be buried in shame and fear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    she gave birth to one.
    Kudos!....An unkind cut to be sure but it does makes a funny and valid point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    she gave birth to one.
    hahh... yeahhhh
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    guys please need help, post me some replies
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    I got a simillar problem. My moms not a slut and she's not single. She is 43 and I want to fuck her but I don't know how. Help me please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason65 View Post
    I got a simillar problem.

    My moms not a slut and she's not single. She is 43 and I want to fuck her but I don't know how. Help me please.

    Moms are women first and mothers second. Almost all women respond to being treated like women. For both of you simply ask your mothers out on a date. You might use the excuse that you have been failing badly on dates and want their opinion on how you handle a date.

    What Mother can refuse her son a simple request like this.

    During the course of the evening while they have just enough booze in them to mellow them out tell them your feelings.

    No real harm is done and from their reactions you will know if you have a chance. Then play them like any other woman. Luck to both of you.
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    this guys a troll he posted in another thread pretending to be his "girlfriend"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oweena View Post
    Moms are women first and mothers second. Almost all women respond to being treated like women. For both of you simply ask your mothers out on a date. You might use the excuse that you have been failing badly on dates and want their opinion on how you handle a date.

    What Mother can refuse her son a simple request like this.

    During the course of the evening while they have just enough booze in them to mellow them out tell them your feelings.

    No real harm is done and from their reactions you will know if you have a chance. Then play them like any other woman. Luck to both of you.
    Oh come on? WHAT THE FUCK!? I really don't even see how you people can even remotely think about doing it!

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    if he is a troll then never respond to him and let everybody know,,,,ppl who arent real suck
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    I never understood the idea of getting attracted to your own mom. Oke, stephmom is something different, and stephsister, but your own MOM???
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    Just go get a real GF and get over this fantasy >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.A12 View Post
    hi guys i am 23yrs old, my mom is single mom who is 42yrs old
    my mom is a slut, she is a very sexual person, i think she fucks a new man everyday
    she is very attractive, i want to fuck her
    show me a way to seduce her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Incubus View Post
    she gave birth to one.
    Baller status IMO
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    Liquor is Quicker!!!!!!

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    My suggestion: Ask her to fuck you while Jumping up and down and pointing at your dick.
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    dude, find out what turns her on then use it against her!
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