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    Quote Originally Posted by pegasus09 View Post
    I'm keeping silent on that til til we figure out if DLB is as much of and Ice Queen as R1

    Born with the fortune of being spurs lol

    yeh but you know i anit that sensible lol

    but two women who like footy the wotld is a better place
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    sure would make this a better thread.
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    Ive been footie daft since i was a wee girl !!! =) xx my dad brought me up well guys x
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    lol good dad.

    So are you one of the really passionate Rangers fans who cant even have grass in their garden?
    No inuendo there, honest.
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    im very very passionate ! and if it wasnt for my daughter i wouldnthave grass and if i could id die it blue lmao !!!

    i'm very much rangers till i die!!!!
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    lol used to work with a Rangers fan like that, reckoned his whole road had concrete gardens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durty-Lil-Bitch View Post
    im very very passionate ! and if it wasnt for my daughter i wouldnthave grass and if i could id die it blue lmao !!!

    i'm very much rangers till i die!!!!

    how about blue asto turff were there a will thers a way
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    wouldny suprise me !!!! ..... =) we're a loyal lot x
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    yeah a little passionate, mind you I completly ban red. On red nose day I pay extra for my boy to not wear red to nursery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pegasus09 View Post
    yeah a little passionate, mind you I completly ban red. On red nose day I pay extra for my boy to not wear red to nursery.

    can see where you are comming from terrible coulor red especialy when it has white stripes added
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    lolol ....
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    haha does attaching a black cat to red and white make it even worse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pegasus09 View Post
    haha does attaching a black cat to red and white make it even worse?

    no but if it had been b&w then that would be war
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durty-Lil-Bitch View Post
    lolol ....

    you can laugh what if it was green nose day on scotland eh

    just imagine that

    now laugh DLD
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    i'd leave my house in blue from head to toe!!!!! x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durty-Lil-Bitch View Post
    i'd leave my house in blue from head to toe!!!!! x

    only if my kids lives depended upon it would i where R&W

    and did you know Sunderland is 4 miles south of the tyne but ther is not a single road sign for sunderland noeth of the river

    beat that on DLB
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    you's are hard done by !!
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    Hey! The future's bright, the future's red & white! Just as long as it's east-north-east of London and a long way south west of the Tyne. And has a Cheltenham badge on it.
    There's no girls here at all, I don't understand it. We should have gone to the dry cleaners - chicks love to clean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    Hey! The future's bright, the future's red & white! Just as long as it's east-north-east of London and a long way south west of the Tyne. And has a Cheltenham badge on it.

    sorry mr shade nothing personal to you or your team but those colours will all ways be shite
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    well we're not in stripes for the last 2 seasons, red with white side panels....does that make any difference? With a black & white away strip....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    well we're not in stripes for the last 2 seasons, red with white side panels....does that make any difference? With a black & white away strip....

    your forgiven and welcome after the pinting out the awat strip but you willhave pissed off the mackems

    but dont worry ther dont count
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    Fuck the Mackems. That's what I say. Are the Toon playing tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    Fuck the Mackems. That's what I say. Are the Toon playing tonight?

    tommorow qpr taking my kids hope we win
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    Should be a rout, man. QPR aren't much of a game for Newcastle. Glamour tie tonight for us, home to Shrewsbury. I hope we don't get another stuffing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    Should be a rout, man. QPR aren't much of a game for Newcastle. Glamour tie tonight for us, home to Shrewsbury. I hope we don't get another stuffing!

    one thing a toon fan learns at an early age neve bet that we will winn a banker lol
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    now I like all the englis teams to winn in europe (ecxept sunderland if they ever grt there) but after all the stick i have had to take over the toon WTF hapend to liverpool last night


    would like to hear a certain litle ladies view on that ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_from_northumberland View Post
    now I like all the englis teams to winn in europe (ecxept sunderland if they ever grt there) but after all the stick i have had to take over the toon WTF hapend to liverpool last night


    would like to hear a certain litle ladies view on that ?

    Ng is probably not in a posting mood this morning.....but maybe this promised joke will cheer her up a bit....

    A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

    'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

    'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

    The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

    'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
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    if your team dominates a game at home, passing it beautifully around the pitch, the other team can hardly get a touch of the ball, and you take the lead after an hour with a lovely goal. You continue passing it around, waiting for the inevitable second to come, but then that old bastard complacency creeps in and before you know it your goalkeeper has kicked a backpass straight into the opposition striker and it rebounds straight over his head and just under the bar. 2 minutes later the goalkeeper bends down lacksidaisically to pick up a ball at the back post that has broken loose from a long free kick only to have it tapped from his grasp and rolled, casually and slowly into an empty net from 4 yards out. 3 minutes of madness, followed again by more dominance and chasing that elusive second goal. What would you do? I hung my head and wished I could give our 'keeper a slap.

    My God I'm still so pissed off this morning that any team. let alone my own, can manage to lose a game that they dominated so much due to a crazy 3 minutes. This is the bad side of football. Unless you're a Shrewsbury fan, whi must think it's fucking fantastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    if your team dominates a game at home, passing it beautifully around the pitch, the other team can hardly get a touch of the ball, and you take the lead after an hour with a lovely goal. You continue passing it around, waiting for the inevitable second to come, but then that old bastard complacency creeps in and before you know it your goalkeeper has kicked a backpass straight into the opposition striker and it rebounds straight over his head and just under the bar. 2 minutes later the goalkeeper bends down lacksidaisically to pick up a ball at the back post that has broken loose from a long free kick only to have it tapped from his grasp and rolled, casually and slowly into an empty net from 4 yards out. 3 minutes of madness, followed again by more dominance and chasing that elusive second goal. What would you do? I hung my head and wished I could give our 'keeper a slap.

    My God I'm still so pissed off this morning that any team. let alone my own, can manage to lose a game that they dominated so much due to a crazy 3 minutes. This is the bad side of football. Unless you're a Shrewsbury fan, whi must think it's fucking fantastic.
    That's slightly similar to Fulham v Arsenal on saturday just gone.

    Oh well...shit happens..

    We're due a few goals and a win....and the way that we're playing...someone's going to get hammered by us sometime soon.

    West Ham this weekend would be quite fitting actually!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    if your team dominates a game at home, passing it beautifully around the pitch, the other team can hardly get a touch of the ball, and you take the lead after an hour with a lovely goal. You continue passing it around, waiting for the inevitable second to come, but then that old bastard complacency creeps in and before you know it your goalkeeper has kicked a backpass straight into the opposition striker and it rebounds straight over his head and just under the bar. 2 minutes later the goalkeeper bends down lacksidaisically to pick up a ball at the back post that has broken loose from a long free kick only to have it tapped from his grasp and rolled, casually and slowly into an empty net from 4 yards out. 3 minutes of madness, followed again by more dominance and chasing that elusive second goal. What would you do? I hung my head and wished I could give our 'keeper a slap.

    My God I'm still so pissed off this morning that any team. let alone my own, can manage to lose a game that they dominated so much due to a crazy 3 minutes. This is the bad side of football. Unless you're a Shrewsbury fan, whi must think it's fucking fantastic.

    see you live in the same reality as me Mr Shade
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Shade View Post
    if your team dominates a game at home, passing it beautifully around the pitch, the other team can hardly get a touch of the ball, and you take the lead after an hour with a lovely goal. You continue passing it around, waiting for the inevitable second to come, but then that old bastard complacency creeps in and before you know it your goalkeeper has kicked a backpass straight into the opposition striker and it rebounds straight over his head and just under the bar. 2 minutes later the goalkeeper bends down lacksidaisically to pick up a ball at the back post that has broken loose from a long free kick only to have it tapped from his grasp and rolled, casually and slowly into an empty net from 4 yards out. 3 minutes of madness, followed again by more dominance and chasing that elusive second goal. What would you do? I hung my head and wished I could give our 'keeper a slap.

    My God I'm still so pissed off this morning that any team. let alone my own, can manage to lose a game that they dominated so much due to a crazy 3 minutes. This is the bad side of football. Unless you're a Shrewsbury fan, whi must think it's fucking fantastic.
    I see your goalscorer was Barry Hayles though.....

    He was very popular during his time at Fulham.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tightcuntlover View Post
    Ng is probably not in a posting mood this morning.....but maybe this promised joke will cheer her up a bit....

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    One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

    'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

    The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

    Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

    The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

    'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

    Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

    The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

    'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
    Lol thanks TCL, that made me smile and for the right reason, good joke ^_^

    Yes the way we played last night was disgraceful, we never even turned up for the first half we were that shite!!!

    Second half we did better but by then it was too late..

    I hate our inconsistency...grrrrrrrrrrrr
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    1 - 1 draw last night looks loke we could be sliding back in to out old ways

    as soft goal from a stupid mistake

    a soft penalty missed

    and to many good moves not finnishing with the ball on target

    happy days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_from_northumberland View Post
    1 - 1 draw last night looks loke we could be sliding back in to out old ways

    as soft goal from a stupid mistake

    a soft penalty missed

    and to many good moves not finnishing with the ball on target

    happy days
    Lets hope not, would be nice to have you back in the prem ^_^
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    Talking of nice to have back *hugs R1*
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    Aww thanks bunny *hugs back*

    thought i had been replaced then, by a rangers fan of all things..lol
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    lol no one can replace you
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    Oh you mean no one is as sharp as me then..lol

    Yeah i guess that kind of wickedness, is quite unique..^_^
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    Lol I cant say, swore to secrecy.


    Do you reckon you will win then against Chelsea
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    Well we really should do.

    We battered then last season and we normally seem to win, apart fromt he odd ocassions but the way we played on Tuesday night was DISGRACE!!!!! so one can never really tell, but i really hope we do, we need to redeem ourselves for such a poor performace on Tuesday.

    Guessing other clubs will be thinking that they can take us now...which is very annoying!!! >_<
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