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03-20-2010, 01:08 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2009
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When I was a kid (12-15) before my parents got divorced, their bedroom was directly below mine, I used to jerk off to the sound of my parents having hot sex regularly.
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03-27-2010, 01:06 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Here
Posts: 44
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spank dad on the ass and tell him it is my turn
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04-15-2010, 04:37 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Lower Mainland, BC
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04-20-2010, 12:32 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Missouri
Posts: 9
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lol
Ask to watch or join!!
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04-20-2010, 12:33 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Missouri
Posts: 9
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loved it!
I loved hearing my parents fuck!!
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04-20-2010, 01:05 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Mid East Coast of U. S.
Posts: 926
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Asked them why they started without me!
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07-03-2010, 02:21 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 11
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Get the camera
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07-03-2010, 02:53 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time
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It depends on who they were fucking....
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09-05-2010, 07:09 AM
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Dark Haired Beauty
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: SLP, Mexico
Posts: 6,821
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Considering that they've been divorced for over 25 years and both are remarried... I'd probably have a fucking heart attack.
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09-05-2010, 07:12 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: indy trackside, also spencer indiana
Posts: 8,594
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well with my dad being dead for over 20 years i'ed most likely have a heart attack
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09-06-2010, 03:25 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
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wow, Just thinking about it gives me nightmares already, probably make an appointment to see a dr as I would go blind
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10-25-2010, 12:02 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: South Australia
Posts: 172
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get my own apartment
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10-25-2010, 12:17 AM
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Registered Self Abuser
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In her pants
Age: 49
Posts: 8,488
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Get Mom some counselling. Dad's dead.
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10-25-2010, 01:08 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 780
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I'd be very surprised. My parents have been divorced for years
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10-25-2010, 02:08 AM
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XNXX's Purple Passion
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 3,677
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i'd probably vomit in my mouth a bit and akwardly walk out of the room
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10-25-2010, 03:04 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: indy trackside, also spencer indiana
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take the poster above me and then join them lol
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10-25-2010, 05:20 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,622
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turn around and walk the hell out
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10-25-2010, 05:40 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: 6 feet under.
Posts: 446
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Quote:
It's a play on words.
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10-25-2010, 06:02 AM
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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be extremely surprised as they are both dead.
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05-31-2011, 04:41 PM
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Newcumer
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 3
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Commit suicide
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05-31-2011, 06:32 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 2,090
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I walked in on them at the age of 10....Told them to shut the fuck up because some people were trying to sleep and had school in the morning...The next day I got The ''Talk''
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05-31-2011, 06:54 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Angel Mansion :3
Posts: 484
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Probably jump off an incredibly high cliff -_-"
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05-31-2011, 06:57 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: London
Posts: 5,404
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Shout "get in there my son, ohh I mean dad"
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06-01-2011, 01:41 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In bed legs spread!
Posts: 104
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Realise FUCK I am dead!
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06-04-2011, 09:31 AM
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Age: 67
Posts: 13,744
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Turn around and leave....quietly.....
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08-05-2011, 10:30 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 20
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Id feel so fuckin awkward. id leave and laugh thinkin theyd get back together
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08-29-2011, 06:49 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: usa
Posts: 2,177
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i love to suck daddy clean after
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08-29-2011, 07:01 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: usa
Posts: 2,177
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i love to lick him clean after
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08-31-2011, 07:22 PM
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mASSter J
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In a tree on the isle of Phuk U
Posts: 6,037
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I would watch the bones rattle, both been dead for a loooooooooooong time.
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09-07-2011, 09:01 PM
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dusted
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Centre of The Universe, In The Great White North
Posts: 4,169
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Go looking for my wife, as they've been dead about 50 years I'd have to be dead too.
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09-08-2011, 06:56 AM
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Registered Self Abuser
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In her pants
Age: 49
Posts: 8,488
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I would be shocked. Dad's been dead for more than a year.
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09-10-2011, 08:23 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 143
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Do a flying elbow drop on whoever was ontop whilst crying
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09-10-2011, 09:58 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: The room next to ari's in the angels mansion....
Age: 20
Posts: 601
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Well, that would be awkward.......considering that i havent seen them in the longest time. What a great reunion.....
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09-20-2011, 01:14 AM
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Newcumer
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada, eh?
Posts: 2
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Given they live about 3000 miles away, been divorced for 11 years, and haven't seen eachother for 5, i really don't know
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