What made you say fuck today? - Page 102

Ed Itor · 06-15-2012, 07:42 PM

Two things.

My Isp keeps dropping at the most inopportune time.(third time I've tried posting this)
Having not been in quite a while.

CaCypher · 06-22-2012, 12:07 AM

Made awesome soup this morning, had to dice up some peppers. Forgot about that until this afternoon, when I was moved by a member here to move my member here. Guess I didn't get it all out from under my nails. fuck.

Lioness · 06-22-2012, 12:11 AM

I don't think I said it today...I still have 3+ hours.

Cheltenham · 06-23-2012, 12:57 AM

My entire day made me say fuck. Fuck!

There were high points and low ones, but the latter outweighed the former.

curiousscouser · 06-23-2012, 01:09 AM

Getting my car insurance renewal quote. Fucking Churchill, I hope he catches parvo and has to be put down. Robbing bastard.

Never trust a dog with financial affairs.

moose502 · 06-23-2012, 01:24 AM

i walked in on my friend and his girl fucking on the floor in my room.

Lioness · 06-23-2012, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moose502

i walked in on my friend and his girl fucking on the floor in my room.

Don't you have a bed?

arixx · 06-23-2012, 01:35 AM

Actually, I've been trying to put 'fuck' on the backburner for awhile. Don't get me wrong, I'm one foul-mouthed motherfucker. I dont even realize I'm saying "bad words" sometimes. I've become desensitized. But fuck used to be king, the ultimate of all the bad words. Especially for me as a kid, I grew up the son of a Church of Christ minister. I got my mouth washed out with soap once for saying "dick". "Crap" would get me in big trouble. So once teenage rebellion hit, I went balls to the wall.

Fuck is overused. I love how versatile it is and can be used on almost any context as any type of word. But thats also why it's lost its 'oomph'. I'd say now 'cunt' is the big bad one, but even that's dying down. So I've replaced 'fuck' with 'goddammit'. There's something so satisfying about it, and it's truly an expletive. You use it when you're pissed and that's about it (with exceptions.)

That's my two cents, goddamit!

Lioness · 06-23-2012, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arixx

Actually, I've been trying to put 'fuck' on the backburner for awhile. Don't get me wrong, I'm one foul-mouthed motherfucker. I dont even realize I'm saying "bad words" sometimes. I've become desensitized. But fuck used to be king, the ultimate of all the bad words. Especially for me as a kid, I grew up the son of a Church of Christ minister. I got my mouth washed out with soap once for saying "dick". "Crap" would get me in big trouble. So once teenage rebellion hit, I went balls to the wall.

Fuck is overused. I love how versatile it is and can be used on almost any context as any type of word. But thats also why it's lost its 'oomph'. I'd say now 'cunt' is the big bad one, but even that's dying down. So I've replaced 'fuck' with 'goddammit'. There's something so satisfying about it, and it's truly an expletive. You use it when you're pissed and that's about it (with exceptions.)

That's my two cents, goddamit!

*washes your mouth out for...you know*

teddies!!! · 06-23-2012, 07:57 AM

The drama of the youth today coorr....

curiousscouser · 06-23-2012, 08:07 AM

Text off my man to say he won`t be coming round, then issues accessing this site on my phone that have led me to log in from my Kindle on the slowest 3G connection in the history of man

Fuck.

Mega Lotta · 06-23-2012, 10:01 PM

Uncharted. There's a map where you could easily fall to your death....

Lioness · 06-24-2012, 12:10 AM

Getting home late.....fuck

masterbaitermarriedman · 06-24-2012, 03:25 AM

The fact that I want to fuck my ex.and she's married too.and after her 3rd marriage,she's now married to a woman.....FUCK!!! lol

AZRIEL · 06-24-2012, 04:45 AM

mofo.jpg

Lioness · 06-26-2012, 03:05 AM

Getting home early....fuck

Forum guy · 06-26-2012, 03:23 AM

I didn't have any work today

curiousscouser · 06-26-2012, 01:19 PM

He bought me a TV. It's very sweet and generous and what have you, but... Fuck

telem · 06-26-2012, 01:21 PM

I didnt say it out loud but this blooming hayfever is driving me bonkers, so i did think it

bigbird · 06-26-2012, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by telem

I didnt say it out loud but this blooming hayfever is driving me bonkers, so i did think it

Try becanese nasal spray - I get hayfever bad - but a few squirts of that up the honker soon sorts it out for me

telem · 06-26-2012, 01:30 PM

i have beconaise spray and eye drops and tablets babe, but nothing works

bigbird · 06-26-2012, 01:31 PM

try anal sex

telem · 06-26-2012, 01:33 PM

hubby wont do it, so i need some help then

Circe · 06-26-2012, 01:34 PM

almost dropped my turtle today.added the 'er' at the end.

bigbird · 06-26-2012, 01:36 PM

is that a euphamism for having a pooh?

curiousscouser · 06-26-2012, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbird

is that a euphamism for having a pooh?

Hahahaha

Can always trust you to lower the tone Birdie!

telem · 06-26-2012, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circe

almost dropped my turtle today.added the 'er' at the end.

ooohhhh glad she/he is okay........i have a tortoise

bigbird · 06-26-2012, 01:39 PM

lower the tone - but raise a smile hopefully !

curiousscouser · 06-26-2012, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbird

lower the tone - but raise a smile hopefully !

Of course!

Blablahblah · 06-26-2012, 03:24 PM

Forgot to wake my friend up to catch Pokemon. Woke her up yellin FUCK YOU MISSED POKEMON GODFUCKINDAMMIT! Now we are both yellin fuck about it

bigbird · 06-26-2012, 03:25 PM

you are having a bad day because you missed pokemon? How old are you?

EyeSleepNaked79 · 06-26-2012, 03:52 PM

My dog, barking her head off for no reason while I was sound asleep...also got a dammit

HENDRYBERG · 06-26-2012, 03:53 PM

There is road works getting done near my house.

There must be about a 20mm dip in the road just now. the amount of folk slowing down to 1mph to drive over makes my blood boil

AnnaA · 06-26-2012, 04:44 PM

My son coming home too early

wantsomefun · 06-26-2012, 04:51 PM

Paying bills. Why the fuck is everything so expensive?

hornyguy232386 · 06-26-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blablahblah

Forgot to wake my friend up to catch Pokemon. Woke her up yellin FUCK YOU MISSED POKEMON GODFUCKINDAMMIT! Now we are both yellin fuck about it

LOL, i used to watch that show when i was younger along with Power Rangers.

hornyguy232386 · 06-26-2012, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnnaA

My son coming home too early

Interseting, i wounder what you were doing

lovestolick474 · 06-26-2012, 05:14 PM

Sitting by the lake fishing this morning with my son and five big mouth bass swim by and we dont have a net - FUCK

Lioness · 06-26-2012, 08:34 PM

Getting home on time...fuck

Lioness · 06-26-2012, 09:31 PM

I'll take that last fuck back...

N.E. Woman · 06-26-2012, 10:45 PM

Seeing that there was ANOTHER thread in the EL-P vs. JD war....

nutontheweb · 06-26-2012, 10:47 PM

The alarm clock going off at 4.30am for work fuck fuck fuck

Cheltenham · 06-26-2012, 11:24 PM

Stupidity, boredom, anger, sadness, fear, curiosity, reprehension...FUCK!

Lioness · 06-26-2012, 11:50 PM

This time it was my dinner...

Jerry626 · 06-27-2012, 12:01 AM

No post wishing me a Happy Birthday. Fuck!

christina2706 · 06-27-2012, 12:11 AM

Several men.

richief · 06-27-2012, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by christina2706

Several men.

Not I hopefully, unless of course you add -me to the end.

PatronofPorn · 06-29-2012, 01:07 AM

My not having approached a girl after the semester had ended.

thecaptian · 06-29-2012, 01:23 AM

FUCK!!!!

I feel better now.

Lioness · 06-29-2012, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecaptian

FUCK!!!!

I feel better now.

06-15-2012, 07:42 PM	#5051
Ed Itor dusted Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Centre of The Universe, In The Great White North Posts: 4,174	Two things. My Isp keeps dropping at the most inopportune time.(third time I've tried posting this) Having not been in quite a while. __________________ *Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is an assumption and this moment that we say we have ... just passed.* "To have been Truly Loved is to Live, I HAVE Lived."

06-22-2012, 12:11 AM	#5053
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,035	I don't think I said it today...I still have 3+ hours. __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-23-2012, 12:57 AM	#5054
Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older Posts: 4,586	My entire day made me say fuck. Fuck! There were high points and low ones, but the latter outweighed the former. __________________ *Calling All Writers #16 - The Writing Phase* Nyan Cat Indebted and so grateful ~ Girls in Uniforms ~

06-23-2012, 01:09 AM	#5055
curiousscouser Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wirral Age: 39 Posts: 19,483	Getting my car insurance renewal quote. Fucking Churchill, I hope he catches parvo and has to be put down. Robbing bastard. Never trust a dog with financial affairs. __________________ Verified real woman of XNXX: http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=4067575&postcount=8121 My stories: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile515535/

06-23-2012, 07:57 AM	#5060
teddies!!! Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Where's Wally? Posts: 283	The drama of the youth today coorr.... __________________ I do not cyber in anyway shape or form so please save your self the breath and don't ask . Mitch's Girl

06-22-2012, 12:07 AM	#5052
CaCypher Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,046	Made awesome soup this morning, had to dice up some peppers. Forgot about that until this afternoon, when I was moved by a member here to move my member here. Guess I didn't get it all out from under my nails. fuck.

06-23-2012, 01:24 AM	#5056
moose502 Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: kentucky Posts: 13	i walked in on my friend and his girl fucking on the floor in my room.

06-23-2012, 01:35 AM	#5058
arixx Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 30	Actually, I've been trying to put 'fuck' on the backburner for awhile. Don't get me wrong, I'm one foul-mouthed motherfucker. I dont even realize I'm saying "bad words" sometimes. I've become desensitized. But fuck used to be king, the ultimate of all the bad words. Especially for me as a kid, I grew up the son of a Church of Christ minister. I got my mouth washed out with soap once for saying "dick". "Crap" would get me in big trouble. So once teenage rebellion hit, I went balls to the wall. Fuck is overused. I love how versatile it is and can be used on almost any context as any type of word. But thats also why it's lost its 'oomph'. I'd say now 'cunt' is the big bad one, but even that's dying down. So I've replaced 'fuck' with 'goddammit'. There's something so satisfying about it, and it's truly an expletive. You use it when you're pissed and that's about it (with exceptions.) That's my two cents, goddamit!

06-23-2012, 08:07 AM	#5061
curiousscouser Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wirral Age: 39 Posts: 19,483	Text off my man to say he won`t be coming round, then issues accessing this site on my phone that have led me to log in from my Kindle on the slowest 3G connection in the history of man Fuck. __________________ Verified real woman of XNXX: http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=4067575&postcount=8121 My stories: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile515535/

06-23-2012, 10:01 PM	#5062
Mega Lotta Sex Lover Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: United Kingdom Age: 20 Posts: 132	Uncharted. There's a map where you could easily fall to your death....

06-24-2012, 12:10 AM	#5063
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,035	Getting home late.....fuck __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-24-2012, 03:25 AM	#5064
masterbaitermarriedman Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: canton, north carolina Age: 49 Posts: 1,388	The fact that I want to fuck my ex.and she's married too.and after her 3rd marriage,she's now married to a woman.....FUCK!!! lol __________________ MY PICS. http://forum.xnxx.com/album.php?albumid=4021 ziggy28721@yahoo.com

06-24-2012, 04:45 AM	#5065
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06-26-2012, 03:05 AM	#5066
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,035	Getting home early....fuck __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-26-2012, 03:23 AM	#5067
Forum guy Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: US Posts: 210	Fuck I didn't have any work today

06-26-2012, 01:19 PM	#5068
curiousscouser Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wirral Age: 39 Posts: 19,483	He bought me a TV. It's very sweet and generous and what have you, but... Fuck __________________ Verified real woman of XNXX: http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=4067575&postcount=8121 My stories: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile515535/

06-26-2012, 01:21 PM	#5069
telem Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: over his knee Posts: 9,421	I didnt say it out loud but this blooming hayfever is driving me bonkers, so i did think it

06-26-2012, 01:30 PM	#5071
telem Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: over his knee Posts: 9,421	i have beconaise spray and eye drops and tablets babe, but nothing works

06-26-2012, 01:31 PM	#5072
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	try anal sex

06-26-2012, 01:33 PM	#5073
telem Porn Star Join Date: May 2010 Location: over his knee Posts: 9,421	hubby wont do it, so i need some help then

06-26-2012, 01:34 PM	#5074
Circe Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the isle of Aeaea Posts: 1,336	almost dropped my turtle today.added the 'er' at the end. __________________ Verified xnxx Girl(p5) Majs:PLEASE! I am the great Odysseus, slayer of polyphemus, I waltzed into hell and out again, plus my sack is full of wind.Well my arrows shoot the straightest if you know what i mean Circe's Pics (updated june.14 2012) Eyes NO I DO NOT: sex chat, pic swap, cam, sext

06-26-2012, 01:36 PM	#5075
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	is that a euphamism for having a pooh?

06-26-2012, 01:39 PM	#5078
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	lower the tone - but raise a smile hopefully !

06-26-2012, 03:24 PM	#5080
Blablahblah Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 14	Hm Forgot to wake my friend up to catch Pokemon. Woke her up yellin FUCK YOU MISSED POKEMON GODFUCKINDAMMIT! Now we are both yellin fuck about it

06-26-2012, 03:25 PM	#5081
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	you are having a bad day because you missed pokemon? How old are you?

06-26-2012, 03:52 PM	#5082
EyeSleepNaked79 Amateur Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Near Washington DC Posts: 53	My dog, barking her head off for no reason while I was sound asleep...also got a dammit

06-26-2012, 03:53 PM	#5083
HENDRYBERG Newcumer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Scotland Posts: 7	There is road works getting done near my house. There must be about a 20mm dip in the road just now. the amount of folk slowing down to 1mph to drive over makes my blood boil

06-26-2012, 04:44 PM	#5084
AnnaA Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 39	My son coming home too early

06-26-2012, 04:51 PM	#5085
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06-26-2012, 05:14 PM	#5088
lovestolick474 Porn Star Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Colorado Age: 40 Posts: 2,344	Sitting by the lake fishing this morning with my son and five big mouth bass swim by and we dont have a net - FUCK

06-26-2012, 08:34 PM	#5089
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,035	Getting home on time...fuck __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-26-2012, 09:31 PM	#5090
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,035	I'll take that last fuck back... __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-26-2012, 10:45 PM	#5091
N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet Join Date: May 2012 Location: New England Age: 43 Posts: 2,624	Seeing that there was ANOTHER thread in the EL-P vs. JD war.... __________________ "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." Henry Kissinger NO Photos, Skype, chat, email, sex-text or c2c EVER Married with children

06-26-2012, 10:47 PM	#5092
nutontheweb Amateur Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The world Posts: 62	The alarm clock going off at 4.30am for work fuck fuck fuck

06-26-2012, 11:24 PM	#5093
Cheltenham Ascetic Kitten Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older Posts: 4,586	Stupidity, boredom, anger, sadness, fear, curiosity, reprehension...FUCK! __________________ *Calling All Writers #16 - The Writing Phase* Nyan Cat Indebted and so grateful ~ Girls in Uniforms ~