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06-15-2012, 07:50 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Oregon
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Hmm this bar looks comfy, wanna fuck?
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06-15-2012, 08:49 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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You know today is the official "Beer and blowjob Day"! Already had 5 beers...
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06-15-2012, 11:36 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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"Hi miss! What say u-- doggy style or missionary?!"
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06-15-2012, 11:39 AM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,014
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"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
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06-15-2012, 11:41 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
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u want a fuck to go along with that fries?
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06-15-2012, 01:46 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in the border planets....
Posts: 2,313
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"wanna come and suck the puss from my fuck stick?"
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06-15-2012, 08:04 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: PNW
Posts: 350
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Can I have your number for after I am done with your friend?
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06-15-2012, 09:58 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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Those are some tight pants! How do I get into them?
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06-22-2012, 04:50 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,403
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Nice.......do they come in DD cups?!
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06-22-2012, 04:54 AM
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More Spicy than Sweet
Join Date: May 2012
Location: New England
Age: 43
Posts: 2,624
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I've had everyone else.... So you'll have to do
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06-22-2012, 05:10 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 2,046
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Is it hot in here, because you are very sweaty.
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06-22-2012, 05:19 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Mid Atlantic USA
Posts: 190
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I want to touch your belly button...from the inside.,
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06-22-2012, 12:38 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,058
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Sexy legs baby, What time do they open ??
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06-23-2012, 01:45 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Nottingham, England
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06-23-2012, 01:47 AM
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,586
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I wonder how it would feel to be "slaped".
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06-23-2012, 02:18 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 2,046
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I believe you meant 'slapped'. Common error, really. No sign of lack of intelligence at all.
<back on topic, pedant>
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07-08-2012, 12:51 AM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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If your free, I'd love to play doctor with you and give you a check up
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07-08-2012, 02:20 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Canada
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For those of you who have heard the pick up line 'Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven!' I got another one for you.
Did it hurt? When you shattered through the earths crust escaping from hell! |
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07-08-2012, 02:49 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra(:
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For the Harry Potter fans out there.....I'd like to have my basilisk slytherin your chamber of secrets...
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07-08-2012, 03:01 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Sydney
Age: 28
Posts: 134
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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
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07-09-2012, 07:15 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Ohio
Age: 37
Posts: 661
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You're ugly but you intrigue me...
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07-10-2012, 11:38 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: UK
Posts: 263
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You can borrow my phone, ring your mother and tell her to get the bed warm for us!
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07-11-2012, 08:56 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Oh - you looked better before they turned the lights on.
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former.  VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian Last edited by meforyou; 07-11-2012 at 09:05 AM. |
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08-10-2012, 11:49 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
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 those boobies are fake arent they?!
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08-10-2012, 02:00 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
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its my birthday ...blow me
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08-10-2012, 07:06 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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Yes, you'll do, you look adequately uglier than me to be grateful for my attention.
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08-10-2012, 07:13 PM
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Porn Star
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I'm drunk enough if you are.
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08-10-2012, 08:37 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: New york
Age: 54
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WOW HOLLY CRAP i KNOW A DOCTOR THAT CAN FIX YOUR UGLY BREASTS
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08-10-2012, 08:38 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
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May I put your panties on my Facebook?
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HUH?!?!?!?!?! |
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08-11-2012, 01:12 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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Wow you really are a hot sexy girl, would you come home with me and fuck me up the ass with a strap on whilst I wear your bra and panties?
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08-12-2012, 05:53 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In a world where Noone knows the real meaning of Love
Posts: 195
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Why are we even talking about this? Let's get naked
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08-15-2012, 07:03 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Ohio
Age: 28
Posts: 195
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Wow your hot now get in the kitchen and cook.
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08-15-2012, 07:07 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Damn!! Your dad was right, Your ass does shake like jello. Now why don't you shake that sweet ass on over to my place and assume the position for me
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08-15-2012, 07:24 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 770
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Hey do you work at subway cause you gave me a foot long
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lets see here well i'm a roleplayer an i play anyrole thrown my way... alot of guys an girls loved how I rp'ed in another site i'm on, got a few orgasams too . well all I ask for is a chance really test me out if you don't like it tell me an go. i hate rp's that never get replys back  other than that i wanna have fun damn it let me have fun by giving me a try.
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08-15-2012, 07:27 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Nice one.. lol
Is that a she devil I see, Cause you got my staff at full attention
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08-15-2012, 07:30 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Massachusetts
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i'm the std in stud now all i need is YOU~
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lets see here well i'm a roleplayer an i play anyrole thrown my way... alot of guys an girls loved how I rp'ed in another site i'm on, got a few orgasams too . well all I ask for is a chance really test me out if you don't like it tell me an go. i hate rp's that never get replys back other than that i wanna have fun damn it let me have fun by giving me a try.
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08-15-2012, 07:33 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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Lol wow.. At least it's original..
How bout you and I make a bun in your oven? Sound good?
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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08-15-2012, 07:43 PM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: NY
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How do u like your eggs? Scrambled or fertile?
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08-15-2012, 10:56 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 770
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hey are you the girl from Fed-Ex here to grab my package
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lets see here well i'm a roleplayer an i play anyrole thrown my way... alot of guys an girls loved how I rp'ed in another site i'm on, got a few orgasams too . well all I ask for is a chance really test me out if you don't like it tell me an go. i hate rp's that never get replys back other than that i wanna have fun damn it let me have fun by giving me a try.
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08-16-2012, 12:34 AM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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What's your number? Oh wait I saw it on the mens wall in the bathroom.. I'll call you later, Sound good
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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08-16-2012, 12:48 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 770
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my friend thinks i'm a virgin can you help me prove him wrong?
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lets see here well i'm a roleplayer an i play anyrole thrown my way... alot of guys an girls loved how I rp'ed in another site i'm on, got a few orgasams too . well all I ask for is a chance really test me out if you don't like it tell me an go. i hate rp's that never get replys back other than that i wanna have fun damn it let me have fun by giving me a try.
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08-16-2012, 01:53 AM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
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Boom Boom 5 Dollar?
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08-16-2012, 01:56 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: I live in the northern part of NY State
Posts: 325
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Hello, $5 sucky sucky $10 pushy pushy?
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08-16-2012, 01:58 AM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
Posts: 3,579
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You are so pretty, but you will only be beautiful if my cocks in your mouth. Wanna be beautiful?
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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08-16-2012, 01:59 AM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
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Nice ass. You do anal?
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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08-16-2012, 02:02 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: United States
Posts: 502
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I'm a good guy and I do give a fuck. You want?
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08-16-2012, 02:06 AM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
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Have you seen Austin Powers? I want to fuck Japanese twins too! (Guy actually said this to me and my sister, not twins btw)
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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08-28-2012, 03:54 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: New york
Age: 54
Posts: 2,346
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can we go to your place and fuck my wife is home tonight?
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08-28-2012, 04:04 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Alabama man here
Posts: 145
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So how far along are you?
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