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Old 06-14-2012, 08:45 PM   #1
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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?

Why are some Hot Dogs called Wieners?

Another one...

Ketchup bottles have a flip-top plastic cap so you can squeeze the bottle.

Barbeque sauce is pretty much the same, but it has a twist off cap.

Why doesn't Barbeque sauce come in a squeeze bottle?

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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?

Why are some Hot Dogs called Wieners?

Another one...

Ketchup bottles have a flip-top plastic cap so you can squeeze the bottle.

Barbeque sauce is pretty much the same, but it has a twist off cap.

Why doesn't Barbeque sauce come in a squeeze bottle?


just save the tops of the ketchup when empty and use them on the bar-b-que sauce bottle....
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:05 PM   #4
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How do you get a square meal in a round can?
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Old 06-14-2012, 11:35 PM   #6
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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?
These have seven:



These have eight:



These also have eight:



These come in a jar. There are only six:

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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?

Why are some Hot Dogs called Wieners?

Another one...

Ketchup bottles have a flip-top plastic cap so you can squeeze the bottle.

Barbeque sauce is pretty much the same, but it has a twist off cap.

Why doesn't Barbeque sauce come in a squeeze bottle?

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Some companies include 10 hot dogs because if you are grilling, there is always the chance one or 2 fall into the fire and get wasted.

Oh wait, this is a fuck off thread? Well, ignore me and I will just go fuck off.
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simple...to sell more of each....
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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?
Answer: The other two are for your dog.
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See, done properly you can get two dogs in one bun. Course, then you only need 5 buns......................

(Shooter realizes he doesn't give a fuck as long as the doggie is good..........)
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Is this what they mean when they want to talk about 'Doggie Style'?
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hot dogs are made from ( heads and arse holes ) lol all the shite they cant sell
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hot dogs are made from ( heads and arse holes ) lol all the shite they cant sell
You are just a ball of joy with you smiley face.....

However guess that is why they work so good as bait for catfish........
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