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Why does a pack of Hot Dogs have ten when the buns you need for them are eight?
Why are some Hot Dogs called Wieners? Another one... Ketchup bottles have a flip-top plastic cap so you can squeeze the bottle. Barbeque sauce is pretty much the same, but it has a twist off cap. Why doesn't Barbeque sauce come in a squeeze bottle?
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just save the tops of the ketchup when empty and use them on the bar-b-que sauce bottle.... |
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How do you get a square meal in a round can?
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Have Gun, Will Travel
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![]() These have eight: ![]() These also have eight: These come in a jar. There are only six:
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Here is the Texas Rangers Ball Park Big Hot Dog
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Some companies include 10 hot dogs because if you are grilling, there is always the chance one or 2 fall into the fire and get wasted.
Oh wait, this is a fuck off thread? Well, ignore me and I will just go fuck off.
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simple...to sell more of each....
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The perfect answer, according to the Bulletproof Monk
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i'm hungry.
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Answer: The other two are for your dog.
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See, done properly you can get two dogs in one bun. Course, then you only need 5 buns......................
(Shooter realizes he doesn't give a fuck as long as the doggie is good..........)
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Is this what they mean when they want to talk about 'Doggie Style'?
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hot dogs are made from ( heads and arse holes ) lol all the shite they cant sell
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