I just want to remind everybody that I was raped a few days ago by a forum member.

Lurch · 06-10-2012, 10:43 PM

I don't remember his name.

We met at a downtown bar to have a couple of drinks.

After a few minutes, I felt like I needed to go home and sleep.

He escorted me there and that is all I remember.

The next morning I woke up and found my clothes had been ripped off me and I was sexually violated.

I called the XNXX police but they put me on hold.

Why doesn't anybody believe me?

I swear that I am telling the truth...

ejls · 06-10-2012, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch

I don't remember his name.

We met at a downtown bar to have a couple of drinks.

After a few minutes, I felt like I needed to go home and sleep.

He escorted me there and that is all I remember.

The next morning I woke up and found my clothes had been ripped off me and I was sexually violated.

I called the XNXX police but they put me on hold.

Why doesn't anybody believe me?

I swear that I am telling the truth...

Lurch, that must have been a damn big member to violate you.

Tell me, did you enjoy anal? That is assuming it was a man who raped you.

pornversion · 06-10-2012, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch

I don't remember his name.

We met at a downtown bar to have a couple of drinks.

After a few minutes, I felt like I needed to go home and sleep.

He escorted me there and that is all I remember.

The next morning I woke up and found my clothes had been ripped off me and I was sexually violated.

I called the XNXX police but they put me on hold.

Why doesn't anybody believe me?

I swear that I am telling the truth...

Lurch · 06-10-2012, 11:10 PM

Little lady, I am personally taking this case into consideration.

My name is Buford T. Justice

Lurch · 06-10-2012, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch

Little lady, I am personally taking this case into consideration. My name is Buford T. Justice

Sorry Sheriff, I was here first. My name is Gloria Allred.

Wee Hector · 06-11-2012, 12:57 AM

Dear Lurch,

Could you please tell me what relation you are to Joliet? I reckon he begat Gary Indiana but from then on I am a bit lost as as I was absent for a few weeks. Could you fill me in on the who begat who?

aesopstails · 06-11-2012, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

Lurch, that must have been a damn big member to violate you.

Tell me, did you enjoy anal? That is assuming it was a man who raped you.

Actually, it was a broomstick (plastic, not wooden), followed by a rolling pin (from the Martha Stewart line sold at Macy's), followed by a baseball bat (signed by Joe DiMaggio, but then proven to be a fake autograph, so it was basically worthless).

Um... er... I think... I meant... MAYBE it was those things. You know... it could have been those things. I mean, how would I know for sure it was those things?

Lioness · 06-11-2012, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aesopstails

Actually, it was a broomstick (plastic, not wooden), followed by a rolling pin (from the Martha Stewart line sold at Macy's), followed by a baseball bat (signed by Joe DiMaggio, but then proven to be a fake autograph, so it was basically worthless).

Um... er... I think... I meant... MAYBE it was those things. You know... it could have been those things. I mean, how would I know for sure it was those things?

That's what I was wondering.....

Pandorius999 · 06-11-2012, 04:07 PM

Lurch raped? Put this in sexuality.

Pandorius999 · 06-11-2012, 04:23 PM

Hit I know what happened. You asked for it didn't you, under a sock? http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=290377

Lurch · 06-14-2012, 12:19 AM

I have repeatedly called the XNXX police and they never get back with me.

Doesn't anybody here care about my plight?

I set up a thread here so people can donate money to me, but the moderators deleted it.

I will be in Las Vegas for the next two weeks and will not be able to respond to your messages.

Please keep sending your contributions anyway, and I will get back with you.

SensualRobin · 06-14-2012, 12:27 AM

Luuuuuurch.

You're not funny. D:

You just take up space.

richief · 06-14-2012, 12:32 AM

why the fuck did you bump this crap up, it was dying nicely then you bump it.

ejls · 06-14-2012, 12:42 AM

And it's going to be merged with the other tasteless thread.

SensualRobin · 06-14-2012, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richief

why the fuck did you bump this crap up, it was dying nicely then you bump it.

I shall never again!

richief · 06-14-2012, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

And it's going to be merged with the other tasteless thread.

Oh dear, I now expect a massive protest of censorship from HRH Stumbles or did you get his permission.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensualRobin

I shall never again!

Good you are learning, always try to resist posting in a joliet thread. Stay cool and Stay Sensual

ejls · 06-14-2012, 01:04 AM

Fuck that, Rich. I had a cramp - I took it out on two identical threads. Lurch had better tread softly. I think she knows we've had a conversation like this before.

tommyturtle · 06-14-2012, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

Fuck that, Rich. I had a cramp - I took it out on two identical threads. Lurch had better tread softly. I think she knows we've had a conversation like this before.

Lurch/Joliet and friends is a she? I didn't expect that news.

ejls · 06-14-2012, 01:12 AM

Tommy - what have you learned? Nothing is as it seems on the internet.

richief · 06-14-2012, 01:16 AM

I have no idea Tommy, all I know is that it is very fucking annoying, the same old lines with a different name repeated ad nauseum, it makes me want to do violent things, really violent things and I will not be using small arms, I will co-opt some friends from Ist Arty Brigade, the fun you can have with a couple of batteries of AS90s and MLRS and a radio.

"Fire mission battery".
Grid 208708.
At my command
Ten rounds fire for effect.
No 1 adjusting gun.

openflyguy · 06-14-2012, 01:55 AM

WOW,IM SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU,MAYBE THE REAL POLICE ARE WHO U SHOULD CALL? NO DISRESPECT TOWARD YOU BUT IF U DO CATCH THE PIECE OF SHIT U CANT PROVE IT CUZ U MOST LIKELY DIDNT GET A SPINAL TAP,RIGHT?THATS THE ONLY TEST THAT CAN DETECT THE DATE RAPE DRUG.
SO THIS MAY GO DEEPER THEN PROVING,CATCHING THIS RAPIST.WHAT I MEAN WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF?WHAT CAN U DO TO TURN THIS FROM VICTIM TO SURVIVOR? LIFES EXPERIENCES,BOTH GOOD AND BAD ARE MANY TIMES GOD SHOTS,HES WAITING TO SEE HOW U MOVE ON?CONTINUE THE SAME BEHAVIORS?JOIN THE RAPE ABUSE PROGRAM AND SHARE YOUR STORY WITH OTHER WOMEN?OR HOW ABOUT BEING THE ONE WHO GOES TO THE e.r to comfort a badly beaten women that was raped and not drugged?this horribile experience can be mighty powerful for you moving forward?im sorry this happened miss,to you.but never forget someone allways has it worse off,it could be worse....pray or be prey......be well....never know if god is working through me to comfort a complete stranger,

tommyturtle · 06-14-2012, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

Tommy - what have you learned? Nothing is as it seems on the internet.

But...but...but...

I'm sorry

Cheltenham · 06-14-2012, 03:01 AM

LUCIFER69er · 06-14-2012, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch

I don't remember his name.

We met at a downtown bar to have a couple of drinks.

After a few minutes, I felt like I needed to go home and sleep.

He escorted me there and that is all I remember.

The next morning I woke up and found my clothes had been ripped off me and I was sexually violated.

I called the XNXX police but they put me on hold.

Why doesn't anybody believe me?

I swear that I am telling the truth...

Lurch..not a single fuck is given

Pandorius999 · 06-14-2012, 03:57 PM

Litch doesn't have balls?

tommyturtle · 06-14-2012, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Litch doesn't have balls?

That's what Mod Ejls says. Surprised me, too. Now I'm concerned about the real reason why I liked Joliet.

milltek · 06-14-2012, 04:36 PM

there some right dickheads on here

RandyKnight · 06-14-2012, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

And it's going to be merged with the other tasteless thread.

OH BOY !!! here comes another "ejls vs stumbler" brawl.....

Johnny81 · 06-14-2012, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurch

I don't remember his name.
We met at a downtown bar to have a couple of drinks.

I am not sure what you are complaining about. You said I could have my way with you if I bought you a drink and now you're calling it rape.

Eve8Air1 · 06-14-2012, 10:31 PM

Wow...

ELaken-Palmer · 06-15-2012, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eve8Air1

Wow...

The Sharp Crisp Air
Slowly graces your skin
My lips on your ear
The sweet smell of my breath
Says I've Been Waiting For You

Let's make it smell like my cum, shall we?

Lioness · 06-15-2012, 03:51 AM

I think this is the craziest thread I've read in awhile!!!

tommyturtle · 06-15-2012, 05:11 AM

Really? You don't read much, huh?

LadyRed · 06-16-2012, 03:06 AM

Shaking my head and wandering off out the door for the frisky thread....(Hear I have been gone a bit and yet all the same hehehehe)

06-11-2012, 12:57 AM	#6
Wee Hector Porn Star Join Date: May 2011 Age: 61 Posts: 1,968	Dear Lurch, Could you please tell me what relation you are to Joliet? I reckon he begat Gary Indiana but from then on I am a bit lost as as I was absent for a few weeks. Could you fill me in on the who begat who? __________________

06-11-2012, 04:07 PM	#9
Pandorius999 Resident Alien Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Between the Near and Far East Age: 21 Posts: 4,272	Lurch raped? Put this in sexuality. __________________ Defending your rights in the digital world We are Anonymous We are Legion We do not forgive We do not forget Expect us FORGET THE POPE, THE QUEEN OF BLADES HAS ARRIVED I'm not a Mod, but if you need any advice, I'm always available. for a few khaydarin crystals ofcourse.

06-11-2012, 04:23 PM	#10
Pandorius999 Resident Alien Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Between the Near and Far East Age: 21 Posts: 4,272	Hit I know what happened. You asked for it didn't you, under a sock? http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=290377 __________________ Defending your rights in the digital world We are Anonymous We are Legion We do not forgive We do not forget Expect us FORGET THE POPE, THE QUEEN OF BLADES HAS ARRIVED I'm not a Mod, but if you need any advice, I'm always available. for a few khaydarin crystals ofcourse.

06-14-2012, 12:32 AM	#13
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	why the fuck did you bump this crap up, it was dying nicely then you bump it. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

06-14-2012, 12:42 AM	#14
ejls Siren of the Seaway Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the river in NY Posts: 35,896	And it's going to be merged with the other tasteless thread. __________________ Calling All Writers Creator, CAW 1,5, 10 & 14 Winner MODERATOR-Making the world safe for pure porn

06-14-2012, 12:27 AM	#12
SensualRobin Porn Star Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: California Posts: 2,228	Luuuuuurch. You're not funny. D: You just take up space.

06-14-2012, 01:04 AM	#17
ejls Siren of the Seaway Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the river in NY Posts: 35,896	Fuck that, Rich. I had a cramp - I took it out on two identical threads. Lurch had better tread softly. I think she knows we've had a conversation like this before. __________________ Calling All Writers Creator, CAW 1,5, 10 & 14 Winner MODERATOR-Making the world safe for pure porn

06-14-2012, 01:12 AM	#19
ejls Siren of the Seaway Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the river in NY Posts: 35,896	Tommy - what have you learned? Nothing is as it seems on the internet. __________________ Calling All Writers Creator, CAW 1,5, 10 & 14 Winner MODERATOR-Making the world safe for pure porn

06-14-2012, 01:16 AM	#20
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	I have no idea Tommy, all I know is that it is very fucking annoying, the same old lines with a different name repeated ad nauseum, it makes me want to do violent things, really violent things and I will not be using small arms, I will co-opt some friends from Ist Arty Brigade, the fun you can have with a couple of batteries of AS90s and MLRS and a radio. "Fire mission battery". Grid 208708. At my command Ten rounds fire for effect. No 1 adjusting gun. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

06-14-2012, 01:55 AM	#21
openflyguy Porn Surfer Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: anaheim,ca Posts: 44	WOW,IM SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU,MAYBE THE REAL POLICE ARE WHO U SHOULD CALL? NO DISRESPECT TOWARD YOU BUT IF U DO CATCH THE PIECE OF SHIT U CANT PROVE IT CUZ U MOST LIKELY DIDNT GET A SPINAL TAP,RIGHT?THATS THE ONLY TEST THAT CAN DETECT THE DATE RAPE DRUG. SO THIS MAY GO DEEPER THEN PROVING,CATCHING THIS RAPIST.WHAT I MEAN WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT YOURSELF?WHAT CAN U DO TO TURN THIS FROM VICTIM TO SURVIVOR? LIFES EXPERIENCES,BOTH GOOD AND BAD ARE MANY TIMES GOD SHOTS,HES WAITING TO SEE HOW U MOVE ON?CONTINUE THE SAME BEHAVIORS?JOIN THE RAPE ABUSE PROGRAM AND SHARE YOUR STORY WITH OTHER WOMEN?OR HOW ABOUT BEING THE ONE WHO GOES TO THE e.r to comfort a badly beaten women that was raped and not drugged?this horribile experience can be mighty powerful for you moving forward?im sorry this happened miss,to you.but never forget someone allways has it worse off,it could be worse....pray or be prey......be well....never know if god is working through me to comfort a complete stranger,

06-14-2012, 03:57 PM	#25
Pandorius999 Resident Alien Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Between the Near and Far East Age: 21 Posts: 4,272	Litch doesn't have balls? __________________ Defending your rights in the digital world We are Anonymous We are Legion We do not forgive We do not forget Expect us FORGET THE POPE, THE QUEEN OF BLADES HAS ARRIVED I'm not a Mod, but if you need any advice, I'm always available. for a few khaydarin crystals ofcourse.

06-14-2012, 04:36 PM	#27
milltek Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,082	there some right dickheads on here

06-14-2012, 10:31 PM	#30
Eve8Air1 Sex Machine Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Take in a deep Breath Posts: 649	Wow... __________________ The Sharp Crisp Air Slowly graces your skin My lips on your ear The sweet smell of my breath Says I've Been Waiting For You

06-15-2012, 03:51 AM	#32
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,036	I think this is the craziest thread I've read in awhile!!! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-15-2012, 05:11 AM	#33
tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Corn Country Age: 55 Posts: 4,121	Really? You don't read much, huh? __________________ "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush

06-16-2012, 03:06 AM	#34
LadyRed Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Hopping along the Bunny Trail. Posts: 1,609	Shaking my head and wandering off out the door for the frisky thread....(Hear I have been gone a bit and yet all the same hehehehe) __________________ ~ Certified XNXX Girl!~ ~One of JPT's Happy Little Honey Bunnies~ CAW 15 List of stories, Read, Enjoy, Vote for the one you think is best. Good Luck to all who posted. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 We will miss you Snowy.

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