WHAT??!!!!!!!

[Lioness]

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth
By ABC News | ABC News Blogs – Fri, Jun 15, 2012

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth (Image credit: Jackson-Moss/Getty Images)

Here's one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman's mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing "severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal but continued to feel a lingering "pricking" sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid's internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.

Seafood, anyone?

[Exxxie]

Oh, man, I just heard that on the radio a day ago!

I was so disturbed, lol, even though I am not a fan of squid.

[PushUpBra89]

Squid spunk, the seasoning of the sea.




Highly disturbed.

[Lioness]

This article is very disturbing, but it's a good thing she didn't eat a watermelon seed!!!

[N.E. Woman]

That is quite possibly one of the most disgusting stories I have ever heard. I wonder if she had to have all that sperm taken out like splinters.

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Did this woman eat an entire squid in one bite?

The only other way I can see it going is if she intentionally took a bite of the squid's genitals...

I think this is why I don't eat seafood. That and the poisonous fish.

[m21]

There's a very good reason why sea water is so salty



sperm wales

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

That is quite possibly one of the most disgusting stories I have ever heard. I wonder if she had to have all that sperm taken out like splinters.

While this article IS disgusting, a blue waffle is more so!!! If you ever see a thread on that around here, DON'T LOOK!!! I'm serious!!

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Did this woman eat an entire squid in one bite?

The only other way I can see it going is if she intentionally took a bite of the squid's genitals...

I think this is why I don't eat seafood. That and the poisonous fish.

I don't know....I copied the whole article that I saw. If a man named his cock "Squid," it would be a definite deal breaker for me!!!

Originally Posted by m21

There's a very good reason why sea water is so salty

sperm wales

[m21]

Originally Posted by Lioness

While this article IS disgusting, a blue waffle is more so!!! If you ever see a thread on that around here, DON'T LOOK!!! I'm serious!!



I don't know....I copied the whole article that I saw. If a man named his cock "Squid," it would be a definite deal breaker for me!!!

oh and watch out when you go swimming in hotel pools as well.
http://www.nj.com/parenting/amber_wa...erm_in_ho.html

[McDick]

Good for the squid!

If I was squid, and somebody pulled me out of the ocean, cooked me, and then ate me. Well, I'd want to fuck them too.

[m21]

the link i posted was a crap one.
try this instead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-mother.html

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by m21

the link i posted was a crap one.
try this instead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-mother.html

Now I'm afraid... Is this thread going to be like the boys fighting. No this is more gross, no this is, etc.

And what is a blue waffle? Are you supposed to eat it? I'm surmising that it doesn't have Eggo anywhere.

[wantsomefun]

Sometimes I look at these threads and the links people post, and realize I'm not aberrant at all.

[Eurasian_girl]

In the article it states that the squid is semi-cooked maybe therein lies the problem. I love seafood especially calamari but I always cook them thoroughly.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by m21

the link i posted was a crap one.
try this instead.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-mother.html

I can't access it...

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Now I'm afraid... Is this thread going to be like the boys fighting. No this is more gross, no this is, etc.

And what is a blue waffle? Are you supposed to eat it? I'm surmising that it doesn't have Eggo anywhere.

No no noooooo NEW!!! You aren't supposed to eat it. BLECH!!!! I won't post a picture, but it's a most disgusting looking vaginal condition...it's totally gross!!!

[PatronofPorn]

Originally Posted by Lioness

I can't access it...

My daughter, 13, got pregnant by swimming in hotel pool, claims mother

A mother is suing a hotel claiming her teenage daughter fell pregnant simply from using a hotel swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska says the 13-year-old conceived after coming into contact with 'stray sperm' in the water of an Egyptian resort.
She is demanding compensation.

'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.

'She is determined to go ahead with the case.'

The Polish tourist board has confirmed they have received a complaint from Mrs Kwiatkowska.

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by Lioness

No no noooooo NEW!!! You aren't supposed to eat it. BLECH!!!! I won't post a picture, but it's a most disgusting looking vaginal condition...it's totally gross!!!

OK now I am sure I shouldn't have opened this thread after eating dinner...... Thank you lovely Lioness for sparing us the picture. From your reaction, I'm quite fine NEVER seeing it.

NEW

[NoTopNoCollar]

Ah.....a squid squirter....okay...I haven't seen or heard anything on this one...but...as a child of the sea...I'm pretty sure, that once they hit the hot water, just like human men, the ejaculate recedes back to whence it came from and at consumption time...well....we're not getting all we thought....

Beautiful L....I don't really want to go looking for this "news" article, but if I must, I will.
However...I've eaten live squid (wrapped on a stick and swallowed) as well as raw, dead squid and "half cooked" ( cook it for more than a three or four minutes, it turns to shoe leather or rubber band like consistency).

I would be more than willing, to try out that "half cooked squid" thing and let them abort baby squids from my throat, if the story's true. Somehow...I'm slightly doubtful, that I'll find a "live squid squirt", though.

But on second thought....if a "semi live" squid can squirt live babies into a human throat....what would happen if "he" squirted elsewhere?

[thecaptian]

So, she didn't swallow?

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by NoTopNoCollar

I would be more than willing, to try out that "half cooked squid" thing and let them abort baby squids from my throat, if the story's true. Somehow...I'm slightly doubtful, that I'll find a "live squid squirt", though.

But on second thought....if a "semi live" squid can squirt live babies into a human throat....what would happen if "he" squirted elsewhere?

Is it bad that I'm aroused by the thought?

I'd be interested to know what happens when a squid ejaculates elsewhere.

[NoTopNoCollar]

I spent a couple hours, last night, looking for more info and background on this report. I felt like I was chasing my proverbial tail.
The only thing I found was a youtube video of a guy holding the sperm sac of a squid and it was "shooting" tiny, worm like projectiles into his hand, but you had to watch closely to catch it....

[Cheltenham]

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21834723
http://www.science20.com/squid_day/s...ur_mouth-91085
http://www.science20.com/squid_day/n...ng_squid-91134

I'd like to think that someone who eats squid would know about their anatomy, so something like this wouldn't happen.

[Jamie90]

I bet she wished the doctors didn´t tell her what was really causing the problem

[Cheltenham]

I don't think there's a kind way of telling her that a squid shot its load in her mouth.

[Tightcuntlover]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth
By ABC News | ABC News Blogs – Fri, Jun 15, 2012

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman's Mouth (Image credit: Jackson-Moss/Getty Images)

Here's one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman's mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing "severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal but continued to feel a lingering "pricking" sensation.

63-year-old gums woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid's internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.

Seafood, anyone?

Picking out a few words from above....

it all reads like something gone horrifically wrong somehow!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Tightcuntlover

Picking out a few words from above....

it all reads like something gone horrifically wrong somehow!

Yeah....like you wouldn't want to be gummed by a 63 year old woman!!!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by NoTopNoCollar

Ah.....a squid squirter....okay...I haven't seen or heard anything on this one...but...as a child of the sea...I'm pretty sure, that once they hit the hot water, just like human men, the ejaculate recedes back to whence it came from and at consumption time...well....we're not getting all we thought....

Beautiful L....I don't really want to go looking for this "news" article, but if I must, I will.
However...I've eaten live squid (wrapped on a stick and swallowed) as well as raw, dead squid and "half cooked" ( cook it for more than a three or four minutes, it turns to shoe leather or rubber band like consistency).

I would be more than willing, to try out that "half cooked squid" thing and let them abort baby squids from my throat, if the story's true. Somehow...I'm slightly doubtful, that I'll find a "live squid squirt", though.

But on second thought....if a "semi live" squid can squirt live babies into a human throat....what would happen if "he" squirted elsewhere?

These lips aren't touching any squid, dead or alive.

This all sounds like a V story plot...

[N.E. Woman]

Ooohhhh Lioness,
You warned me and I didn't go researching it, but someone put a picture of it on a thread.

It was worse than I thought possible.



For those of you who want to see the most infected, disgusting, turn you gay vagina... It's in sexuality under a thread called "sex has started to hurt".

But don't say I, (and Lioness), didn't warn you.

[richief]

Well who gets custody, the Korean woman or the squids family? I just cant see a kid with tentacles making it through primary school without needing a counsellor for all the torture it will receive, fucker would make a great barman though.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Ooohhhh Lioness,
You warned me and I didn't go researching it, but someone put a picture of it on a thread.

It was worse than I thought possible.



For those of you who want to see the most infected, disgusting, turn you gay vagina... It's in sexuality under a thread called "sex has started to hurt".

But don't say I, (and Lioness), didn't warn you.

It IS absolutely disgusting, huh?!!! Words failed me in trying to describe to you how nasty it is...*hands you a bottle of bleach to sanitize your eyes*

Originally Posted by richief

Well who gets custody, the Korean woman or the squids family? I just cant see a kid with tentacles making it through primary school without needing a counsellor for all the torture it will receive, fucker would make a great barman though.

You're funny!!!

[wantsomefun]

I had seen that before. I was hoping it wasn't the same picture, but it was.

Maybe I should remove "totally orally fixated" from my sig.

I feel like Ray Milland.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

I had seen that before. I was hoping it wasn't the same picture, but it was.

Maybe I should remove "totally orally fixated" from my sig.

I feel like Ray Milland.

That would give a tongue ED!!

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by Lioness

It just makes your tongue want to completely shrivel up and disappear, doesn't it?

That's not the only thing that wants to shrivel up and disappear. I feel like I've been visually kicked in the cojones.

So much for writing a sex scene tonight!

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

That's not the only thing that wants to shrivel up and disappear. I feel like I've been visually kicked in the cojones.

So much for writing a sex scene tonight!

You caught me before I edited. *hands you a magnifying glass to locate your cojones*

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

It IS absolutely disgusting, huh?!!! Words failed me in trying to describe to you how nasty it is...*hands you a bottle of bleach to sanitize your eyes*

I saw that picture the last time it was posted (it might be the very same one) and the recent appearance

I think I need more than bleach for my eyes

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

I saw that picture the last time it was posted (it might be the very same one) and the recent appearance

I think I need more than bleach for my eyes

*hands you a blow torch*

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

*hands you a blow torch*

I was going to imply alcohol, but a blowtorch will do the trick

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

I was going to imply alcohol, but a blowtorch will do the trick

Rubbing alcohol would burn your eyes!! *hands you a whiskey*

[wantsomefun]

My dear Lioness, I will never look at a kitty the same way.

Damn, can you imagine what that thing smelled like?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

My dear Lioness, I will never look at a kitty the same way.

Damn, can you imagine what that thing smelled like?

If that was the only picture they showed boys in sex ed, there would be a lot less pregnancies!!!

No....no I can't imagine what that thing smelled like nor will my mind permit me to even go there!! *green barfy icon here*

[Cheltenham]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Rubbing alcohol would burn your eyes!! *hands you a whiskey*

Vodka shots

I'll take the whiskey too

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Vodka shots

I'll take the whiskey too

Cheers!! I think wantsomefun is gonna need some, too!!

[Cheltenham]

There is plenty for everyone who viewed that picture

[wantsomefun]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Cheers!! I think wantsomefun is gonna need some, too!!

Let the bottle here.

[m21]

Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

Ooohhhh Lioness,
You warned me and I didn't go researching it, but someone put a picture of it on a thread.

It was worse than I thought possible.



For those of you who want to see the most infected, disgusting, turn you gay vagina... It's in sexuality under a thread called "sex has started to hurt".

But don't say I, (and Lioness), didn't warn you.

Then you most definitely should not go searching for 'egg fried rice'

nobody would eat 'that' sort of egg fried rice. I think google have even removed every trace of it on their images, no surprise.

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

There is plenty for everyone who viewed that picture

I think we'll all need a shot or two and an anti-cootie shot!!

Originally Posted by wantsomefun

Let the bottle here.

OK! Sounds good to me!!

Originally Posted by m21

Then you most definitely should not go searching for 'egg fried rice'

nobody would eat 'that' sort of egg fried rice. I think google have even removed every trace of it on their images, no surprise.

Thanks for the heads up!!

[m21]

Originally Posted by Lioness

Thanks for the heads up!!

You can be sure that there'll be some who go looking for it now.

Once seen never forgotten

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by m21

You can be sure that there'll be some who go looking for it now.

Once seen never forgotten

Well, they've been fully warned!!! And they shouldn't go looking for squird sperm either!!

[N.E. Woman]

Since I don't think one shot is going to make me forget....

I have opened my virtual bar and *drinks are on the house*

[wantsomefun]