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Old 01-15-2012, 04:24 PM   #7651
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Granted, but with the shift in the economy no one smiles anymore

I wish I was getting a blowjob right now
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Old 01-15-2012, 06:18 PM   #7652
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granted bya400 hundred pound bricklayer, with four gritty hands, smells of old milk, and has chipped teeth
i wish we could tell the naughty internet girls, we see in our life. especially the xnxx naughty girls i really want this wish, that would be awesome.
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:10 PM   #7653
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Granted but when you have the opportunity to, you slip into a coma.

I wish I could walk on water.
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Old 01-25-2012, 02:31 AM   #7654
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Granted, but you get stung by a jellyfish.

I wish that I could go to Las Vegas.
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Old 01-26-2012, 11:41 AM   #7655
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Granted, but they're going to close down that very day

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Old 01-26-2012, 12:00 PM   #7656
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Granted, But you can only cure the wounds and illness of convicted murderers!

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Old 01-26-2012, 09:10 PM   #7657
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Granted but it only works on your watch


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Old 01-27-2012, 02:01 AM   #7658
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Granted, but you cannot buy, only sell.

I want to have a vagina for 1 week (and not THAT week lol)
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Old 01-27-2012, 11:49 AM   #7659
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Granted, but your cock falls off and when the vagina disappears the penis doesn't return.

I wish i could change the size of my penis whenever and however i wanted
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:56 PM   #7660
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Granted...but it can never be bigger than it is today, only smaller. (Payback's a Bitch

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I wish i could change the size of my penis whenever and however i wanted
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Old 02-06-2012, 12:49 AM   #7661
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granted...but your wishes get always misundestood

I wish I can release energy blasts
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Old 02-25-2012, 04:49 PM   #7662
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Granted, but they are used in a rather undignified way =/

I wish this manflu would sod off >_>
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Old 02-25-2012, 04:59 PM   #7663
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granted, you are now in the best health of your life, unfortunately, you gave the manflu to all your friends and family...

I wish the 40 mph wind gusts today would stop
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Old 02-25-2012, 05:50 PM   #7664
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Granted, but all the air goes with it

I wish that my friend who was to ill yesterday gets better soon =/
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Old 02-26-2012, 01:36 PM   #7665
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He died and now he's in better place.

I wish I were funny when I write things like that...
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Old 04-13-2012, 02:00 AM   #7666
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Granted, but no one gets it hehe

I wish I could have a different super car for everyday of the week
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:10 AM   #7667
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Granted, but no one gets it hehe

I wish I could have a different super car for everyday of the week
Granted, but you can't afford gas for any of them.



I wish I could work a 20 hour work week, but still make what I make now.
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Old 04-13-2012, 03:33 AM   #7668
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Granted but the cost of living doubled

I wish I were a perfect lover for naughtygirl
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Old 04-16-2012, 12:39 AM   #7669
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Granted but wrong naughtygirl
i wish I could fly
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Old 04-17-2012, 03:58 AM   #7670
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You can fly but you can never land again.


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Old 04-17-2012, 05:19 PM   #7671
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Granted but you lost the ability to speak
i wish I was strong as the hulk.
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:14 AM   #7672
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Granted... but you're also green and grumpy like The Hulk as well!

I wish the cats fucking outside would be a bit quieter about it!
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:41 AM   #7673
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Granted, but are instead replaced by neighbors fucking.
I wish for my friends hot sister to have sex with me.
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Old 06-17-2012, 09:19 AM   #7674
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Granted, but I hate to tell you that she's really a man

I wish someone would tell my wife to stop bothering me when I'm on here!
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:26 PM   #7675
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granted but, you get all worked up, horny, and she cut's you off.

i wish i could fly.
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:39 PM   #7676
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Granted! However you go careening into a cliff face a la Wyle E. Coyote!


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Old 06-17-2012, 08:33 PM   #7677
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Granted.

You realize upon looking in the mirror that your appearance has changed. You are Bill Gates.

I wish that climbing up a steep trail wasn't so difficult.
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Old 06-18-2012, 02:15 AM   #7678
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granted but everything is uphill, from then on.

i wish i were balls deep ina a hot wet pussy.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:32 AM   #7679
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Granted, but it's the cat that just fell into your hot tub.

I wish I had an extra large pizza with all of the toppings that I like, and none of the toppings that I don't.
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Old 03-18-2013, 10:39 AM   #7680
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Granted but it comes with a week long case of explosive diarrhea.

I wish I didn't have this skull splitting head ache.
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Old 03-18-2013, 12:46 PM   #7681
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Granted, but your skull actually split and now you're dead. But no headache!




I wish I had time for a good orgasm!
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Old 03-18-2013, 01:38 PM   #7682
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Granted. You have plenty of time for an orgasm, but you don't get any orgasms in the time allotted.

I wish I had enough money to go on vacation.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:08 AM   #7683
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Granted, but you only have enough to vacation in Detroit.

I wish this damned icy/slushy/rainy/snowy/sleety weather would stop soon so I don't have to drive in it.
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Granted, but now it's so blistering hot, your car's tires melt.


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