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Old 02-03-2012, 06:04 AM   #51
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Old 02-04-2012, 01:10 AM   #52
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Ive been working in Manholes all day im beat
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Old 02-04-2012, 02:59 AM   #53
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"I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6a.m., his cock wakes me up and now it's getting too much for me."
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Old 02-04-2012, 08:54 AM   #54
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Old 02-05-2012, 01:34 AM   #55
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Old 04-14-2012, 08:52 AM   #56
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:14 AM   #57
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:02 PM   #58
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i like puddin'
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:08 PM   #59
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This is the first time I shave my pussy, and now she's cold. Would you play with her a little just to keep her warm?
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:15 PM   #60
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place palm firmly on your pubic mound, rub briskly, and in a circular motion, slip one finger onto your clit, rub briskly, close your eyes and imagine a warm tongue lapping on your hard clit. continue till warm.
i am curious. what do you want to be protected from?
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is it wet?
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:25 PM   #61
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Old 04-14-2012, 02:34 PM   #62
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oh its so hard
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:38 AM   #63
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Try spitting on it so it would lubricate
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:00 AM   #64
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Quote:
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"I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6a.m., his cock wakes me up and now it's getting too much for me."
lol thats funny
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:46 AM   #65
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Old 05-10-2012, 07:31 AM   #66
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(Oreo cookie) You just have to twist, lick and dunk it....
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:01 PM   #67
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Be careful tho, it's Slipper When Wet."
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Old 05-10-2012, 03:02 PM   #68
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i really fucked it up this time
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:29 PM   #69
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Can you help me screw this in?
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:39 PM   #70
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Sorry Jenny, but you are going to have to do a lot of extra credit to get this score up.
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Old 05-10-2012, 04:42 PM   #71
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You might feel a little pressure

Bend over, this won't hurt a bit

Can I be on top?

How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?

Open up and say "aaaahhhhhhhhhh"

Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a big suprize.
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Old 05-10-2012, 05:44 PM   #72
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You are going to get poked and stay poked! (Thank you Facebook.)
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Old 05-20-2012, 05:23 PM   #73
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That's going to be a tight fit.
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:07 AM   #74
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That looks like a tight space to try to drive into.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:50 AM   #75
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A few quotes from ICarly.

-The secret is hot meat.
-Don't be afraid. I just wanna eat you.
-I like it better on the floor.
-You let my enemy penetrate my inner sanctum!
-Watch me spank your daddy!
-That was like a whale peed in my face!
-Whatever tickles your peaches.
-Thanks for being gentle!
-I know what to squeeze.
-It's just two guys.
-Well, if it's hard.
-Troubles? He just beat me, and sprayed me, and slapped me, and violated me...
-Put the cuffs on loose, would ya? I don't like when they dig into my wrist
-In my butt. Sit down.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:45 PM   #76
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Open your mouth baby cuz here it comes
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:48 PM   #77
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Old 06-20-2012, 07:32 PM   #78
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Old 06-20-2012, 07:40 PM   #79
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Wow your muffin is so moist and juicy...
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:36 PM   #80
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Those melons are very firm and plump, Mind if I squeeze them
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I'll see you next tuesday
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Old 06-20-2012, 08:39 PM   #82
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Is that a date Or an invitation to your sexy bed
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Old 09-22-2012, 03:52 PM   #83
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:05 PM   #84
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** True story due to language barrier **

I could not remember what the white sauce was called so asked the waiter...

"May I have white sauce on my fish please?"

I was talking about tartar sauce but could not remember how to say it at the time.
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:25 PM   #85
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