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09-08-2011, 09:48 PM
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I always keep my potatoes in the fridge.
I didn't have them tonight though, nor did I have the pasta or the lentils. I had parsnips instead.
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09-08-2011, 09:59 PM
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Just make sure you keep your potatoes out of the light and don't eat them if they go green - but I'm sure you know that
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09-08-2011, 10:10 PM
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That's why I keep my potatoes in the fridge, so that I know they'll be cool and dark.
Sometimes I open the fridge really quickly to try to see if the light has gone off whilst the door is closed.
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09-08-2011, 10:23 PM
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09-08-2011, 10:56 PM
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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09-18-2011, 08:10 PM
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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I keep refreshing the same boring page hoping for something new to appear.
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09-18-2011, 09:44 PM
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Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.
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09-18-2011, 10:24 PM
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09-19-2011, 07:15 AM
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If beige is boring, how boring must it be watching beige paint dry? #slumps into coma#
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09-19-2011, 09:27 AM
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.counting..the ants...
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09-20-2011, 10:54 PM
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Porno Junky
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scratching myself
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09-23-2011, 06:43 AM
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yawn
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09-23-2011, 01:30 PM
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scratches my butt
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09-23-2011, 01:32 PM
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counting the hairs on my right hand
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09-23-2011, 02:46 PM
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I thought I could smell smoke, which could have been quite exciting, but it was just my imagination.
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09-25-2011, 04:24 PM
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Having an Out of Shell Experience
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I put new laces in my shoes.
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09-25-2011, 10:50 PM
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i just pulled out some ear wax with a q tip
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11-03-2011, 01:02 AM
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god i'm bored!!!!
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11-07-2011, 09:54 AM
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your guardian angel
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11-17-2011, 09:41 PM
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<scratches ass and yawns!
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11-17-2011, 10:20 PM
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Think I might go to bed soon
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11-18-2011, 05:53 AM
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Ahh, so that's how long it takes a snail to cross my driveway.
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11-19-2011, 04:58 PM
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Cutting my fingernails while waiting for paint to dry so I can do a second coat (really)
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11-19-2011, 05:25 PM
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I might have painted today, but I did not watch it dry
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01-07-2012, 05:18 AM
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This place probably hasn't cleaned the carpet in a while...
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01-07-2012, 05:23 AM
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03-24-2012, 10:00 PM
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Today, I did not have sex.
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03-24-2012, 10:50 PM
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Would repaint my room as slow as paint dries.. lol
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03-24-2012, 10:56 PM
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i'm just saying
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Ppppppbbbbnbbuuiuuittttttt
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03-25-2012, 01:54 AM
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i'm sitting here reading the boring thread
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03-25-2012, 07:12 AM
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me too! now its the din in the bldg, again *rant* smoke break soon. I feel a bit cranky, its after midnight, too early to sleep yet, planning grocery trip tomorrow. what I would like to be able to say to them and get the desired result!  evictingtenant.jpg
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03-25-2012, 07:23 AM
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went on facebook cause I got bored, came here cause I got bored of facebook, bored now so will do my homework again. see you all in about 30mins as the cylce starts again
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03-30-2012, 09:42 PM
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Would draw something off the net to keep from being bored
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06-20-2012, 08:18 PM
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My feet are cold. I think I might cover them with a cusion to warm them.
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06-20-2012, 08:23 PM
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people are too easily bored !!!
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06-20-2012, 08:24 PM
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watching each second pass by
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06-20-2012, 08:28 PM
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Is that a tumbleweed that has just blown through my lounge....
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06-20-2012, 08:35 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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The financial status of the European Union is of major concern to the world economy.
Recession, double dip, Euro, bankers, investment, austerity measures. (that's about as boring as I can come up with)
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06-20-2012, 08:37 PM
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06-20-2012, 08:48 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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06-20-2012, 11:16 PM
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It's raining outside.
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06-22-2012, 03:42 PM
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I brushed my teeth
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06-22-2012, 04:59 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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There was a presentation at work about changes to the pension scheme and I missed it.
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06-22-2012, 08:26 PM
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It's been a smug and hot day, So bored inside.. lol
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06-22-2012, 09:16 PM
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Hmm...95 outside...I need a shower.....
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09-02-2012, 08:42 AM
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I'm fed up with spammers.
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09-10-2012, 06:47 AM
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My watch stopped.
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09-10-2012, 06:48 AM
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I don't have a watch
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09-10-2012, 09:52 PM
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the leaves are coming off the trees and landing in the pool...
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09-10-2012, 11:03 PM
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The beautiful game's Red temptress
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Just took my make up off with a cleansing pad
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