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Old 05-09-2012, 11:03 AM   #1
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  • Bull Moose originally wrote thie song "Big 10 inch Record" in 1952 which was considered risque. The band Aerosmith recorded it for their "Toys In The Attic" Album in the 1970s.
Big 10 Inch Record

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zuDUNTeXM

got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
well a band that plays its blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

I, I, I cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays those blues
well a band that plays the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

my girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch

record of a band that plays the blues
band that play the blues
she just love my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues

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Old 05-09-2012, 11:11 AM   #2
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Lick It Before You Stick It
by Denise Lasalle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLWVqUZvT0&feature=related

A song about cunnilingus from 2000. Denise teaches guys that to make their lady feel better, they need to treat her like a stamp and a letter: lick her before they stick her.

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Great idea, Whitey!

I haven't seen your other thread around in a while!
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:22 AM   #4
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"Where Life Begins" - Madonna, 1992, from the "Erotic" Album
A Taste: "Dining in and eating out/ I guess that's what this song's about"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stBz5ovvj8&feature=related
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What's That Smell Like Fish
Blind Boy Fuller, 1938

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"What's that smell like fish, mama?"
"Food, if you really want to know."
"What's that smell like fish, baby?"
"Food, if you really wants to know."
"Smell like puddin' and it ain't no pie.
Same thing that you know you have to buy.
What's that smell like fish?"
"Food, if you really wants to know, I mean,
Food, if you really wants to know." (Yeah.)

What's that smell like fish, mama?
Food, if you really wants to know.
What's that smells like fish, baby?
Food, if you really wants to know.
Smell like sardines and it ain't in no can.
Same doggone thing you chucked at the other man.
What that smell like fish, mama?
Food, if you really wants to know, I mean,
Food, if you really want to know.

What's that smell like fish, baby?
Food, if you really wants to know. (Yeah.)
What's that smells like fish, mama?
Food, if you really wants to know.
Smell like puddin' and it ain't no pie.
Really good to me and it ain't no lie.
What that smell like fish, mama?
Food, if you really wants to know, still tellin' you,
Food, if you really wants to know. (Yeah.)

(Play it a long time. Play it till it gets good to me.)

What's that smell like fish, mama?
Food, if you really wants to know.
What's that smell like fish, baby?
Food, if you really wants to know.
Make you weep and it'll make you moan.
Same doggone thing made me leave my home.
What that smell like fish, baby?
Food, if you really wants to know, I mean,
Food, if you really wants to know.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:34 AM   #6
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Great idea, Whitey!

I haven't seen your other thread around in a while!
I took a little break from it.
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tonights the night....rod stewart
walk this way...aerosmith
so ride...foghat....make love to this one...
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Is this classic songs only? Or can I shout out for Halestorm? So far of the songs that get airplay locally, they are 2 for 2 on sexual content.

I Get Off
Love Bites (So Do I)

I will have to check with my friend, we compile a list of songs as we hear them on the radio.
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Is this classic songs only? Or can I shout out for Halestorm? So far of the songs that get airplay locally, they are 2 for 2 on sexual content.

I Get Off
Love Bites (So Do I)

I will have to check with my friend, we compile a list of songs as we hear them on the radio.

I love halestorm, they are from my home town of Red Lion, PA

How about:

S.E.X, Animals, Next Go Round by Nickelback?
Strokin by Clarence Carter?
Giving the Dog A Bone, What do you do for Money Honey, Shake a Leg: AC/DC
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I love halestorm, they are from my home town of Red Lion, PA

How about:

S.E.X, Animals, Next Go Round by Nickelback?
Strokin by Clarence Carter?
Giving the Dog A Bone, What do you do for Money Honey, Shake a Leg: AC/DC
A.D.I.D.A.S. by Korn? Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days? Tube Snake Boogie by ZZ Top? Hell damn near ANYTHING by ZZ Top?
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Banana In Your Fruitbasket
Bo Carter

blues tune from 1931, Bo sings "Let Me Put My Banana In Your Fruit Basket, And I'll Be Satisfied..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQcq2Y7YI14



I got a brand new skillet
I got a brand new lead,
All i need is a little woman, just to burn my bread
I'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny,
Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied

Now, i got the washboard, my baby got the tub,
We gonna put 'em together, gonna rub, rub, rub
And i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny,
Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied

Mmmmm, gonna let my banana spoil now,
Mama, gonna let my banana spoil, now
I can see the way you carryin' on,
You don't want my banana no how

Now i got the dasher
, my baby got the churn
We gonna churn, churn, churn until the butter come
Then i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny,
Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied

Now my baby's got the cloth, and i got the needle,
We gonna stitch, stitch, stitch, 'til we both will feel it
Then i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny,
Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied

Mmmmm, gonna let my banana ruin, now,
Mmmmm, gonna let my banana ruin, now
I can see the way you carryin' on,
You don't want my banana no how

Now my baby's got the meat, and i got the knife,
I'm gonna do her cuttin', this bound to solve my life
And i'm tellin' you baby, i sure ain't gonna deny,
Let me put my banana in your fruit basket, then i'll be satisfied

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Is this classic songs only? Or can I shout out for Halestorm? So far of the songs that get airplay locally, they are 2 for 2 on sexual content.

I Get Off
Love Bites (So Do I)

I will have to check with my friend, we compile a list of songs as we hear them on the radio.
Feel free to post whatever song you want.
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:06 AM   #15
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Long John Blues

Dinah Washington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOwgkMmlUc



I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Yes I've got a dentist who's over seven feet tall
Long John they call him, and he answers every call

Well I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
Yes I went to Long Johns office and told him the pain was killin'
He told me not to worry, that my cavity just needed fillin'

He said "when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine"
He said, "Yes, when I start drillin', I'll have to give you novocaine
Cause ev'ry woman just can't stand the pain"

He took out his trusted drill
And he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
But he'd fill my hole inside
Long John, Long John, you've got that golden touch
You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much

When he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten"
Yes when he got through, he said "Baby that will cost you ten
Six months from now, come back and see me again"

Say you're supposed to see your dentist
'Bout twice a year, that's right
But I think I feel it bobbin'
Yes I'll go back there tonight
Long John, Long John, don't ever move away
Say I hope I keep on achin' so I can see you every day.

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Big Long Slidin' Thing

Dinah Washington
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaFfJSC6uz8


I've been in every bar,
Been in every honky-tonk,
Been tryin' to find my daddy
With that broke down piece o' junk!
Ask everyone to help me,
Cried, "Help me if you can;
you'll lnow my daddy,
He's that trombone playin' man!
Where is my daddy?
Tell me where is my daddy
With that big long slidin' thing?".

I even ask a man
That played a steel guitar;
He said that you don't need him
To be moved eight to the bar!
He brought his amplifier
And he hitched it in my plug;
He planked it, and he plunked it,
But it just wasn't good enough,
'Cause I need my daddy,
Need my daddy with that big long slidin' thing!

Well, then a knock came at my door,
I said, "Mmm, my daddy's back!".
I opened up the door
And there stood Piano Jack!
He said, "I came to do some tinklin'
On your piano keys!".
I said, "Don't make me nervous,
This ain't no time to tease!
Just send me my daddy,
Send me my daddy with that big long slidin' thing!".

Well, the first time he played,
I ask him how it was done.
He said, "I blow through here,
Then I work my fingers and my thumb!
I slide it right up,
Then I slide it back again
And I gdet a lot o' wind,
And then I slide it back again!".
That is my daddy
With that big long sliding thing, oh yeah!
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There was a 7-inch single released in the UK in the early 70s and available by mail order by a band called Lucifer entitled "Fuck You".

Edit; I wrote a description of this single from what I could remember from 40 years ago and then Googled it only to find that it is available on Youtube. Make up your own minds.



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love halestorm chick is hot
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How about "Turning Japanese"? I wish i knew who sang it but i'm pretty sure It came out in the late 70's early 80's about jerking off.
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My Girl's Pussy

Harry Roy, 1931
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ODlhfA14Bs



"My Girl's Pussy" is a song by the British bandleader and clarinetist Harry Roy. The song was recorded in 1931 by Harry Roy and His Bat Club Boys. The song uses two of the meanings of the word "pussy" (a cat, and female genitalia) in a series of double entendres.



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There's one pet I like to pet,
and every evening we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get,
it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs,
and I love the thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers,
it's my girl's pussy.

Often it goes out at night,
returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like,
it's always nice and warm.

It's never dirty, always clean.
In giving thrills, never mean.
But it's the best I've ever seen,
it's my girl's pussy.

There's one pet I like to pet,
and every evening we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get,
it's my girl's pussy.

Seldom plays, never purrs,
and I love thoughts it stirs.
But I don't mind because it's hers,
it's my girl's pussy.

So often it goes out at night,
and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn.
No matter what the weather's like,
it's always dry and warm.

I bring titbits that it loves,
we spoon like two turtledoves.
I take care to remove my gloves,
when stroking my girl's pussy

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A song about solo teenage sex - Orgasm Addict, by The Buzzcocks. It's the only song about masturbation that I've cum across. I'm sure that the Umpire will know of others, though. His knowledge is legendary. Respect.
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Romping shop vybz kartel and spiceWine and bubble aidonia

Up inna belly aidonia
Bubble and turn aidonia
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I really like Boyfriend Number 2 by Pleasure P.

Turn around, let me lick you from your neck down to your navel...
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My Neck, My Back

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"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"

Single by Khiafrom the album Thug Misses and Dark Angel soundtrackReleasedApril 2, 2002FormatCD single, 12" singleRecorded2001GenreDirty rap, porno grooveLength3:42LabelArtemisWriter(s)Khia ChambersProducerMichael "Taz" Williams, Plat'num HouseKhia singles chronology"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"
(2001)"You My Girl"
(2003)Alternative cover

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"My Neck, My Back (Lick It)" is the title of a song written and recorded by American rapper Khia. It was released in Spring 2002 as the lead single from her debut album, Thug Misses. The song reached number 42 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100.[1] It also reached the top five in the United Kingdom two years later[2] and the top fifteen in Australia.[3]



Khia's version was originally called "Lick My Neck, My Back." The main concept of the song is an encouragement of both cunnilingus and anilingus, and so it had to be heavily edited for public broadcast. While the original version of the song contained explicit lyrics, a mitigated edit was used for radio broadcasting and the video.
Music video

The video for the song, directed by Diane Martel, was released during the spring of 2002[4] and shows Khia at a barbecue. In the UK, a different video was used, which did not feature Khia herself, but instead a group of bikini-clad models washing a Hummer H2 in a sexual manner while lip-syncing the words of the song.


My neck, my back lyrics



Artist: Kia
Album: other songs
Buy other songs CD
Lyrics: My neck, my back



All you ladies pop your pussy like dis
Shake ya body don´t stop don´t miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like dis
Shake ya body don´t stop don´t miss

Just do it do it do it do it
Do it now lick it good
Suck dis pussy just like you should
Right now lick it good
Suck dis pussy just like you should
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack
My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put you neck into it
Don´t stop just do it do it
Then you roll ya toung from da crack back to da front
Then ya suck it all till I shake n cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin´ nuts nigga
All over your face n stuff
Slow here show me so much love
The best head comes from a thug
The dick good dick big n long
Slow fuckin´ till da crack of dawn
On da bed makin faces n stuff
Though da night makin so much love
Den leave when da sun comes up

So lick it now
Lick it good
Lick dis pussy just like you should
Right now lick it good
Lick dis pussy just like you should
My neck my back lick my pussy n my crack
My neck my back lick my pussy n my crack

You might roll dubs
You might have G´s
But fuck dat nigga get on your knee´s
A bitch like me moan´s and screams
Thug miss´s kno what I mean
At da club so freash so clean
A whole head of nigga´s watchin me
So hot in the lime on green
Wit a una on my face so mean
I got da pin watch nigga I need
A fuckin thug nigga to satisfi me
You try me I´ll make you see
Your bitch´s aint got shit on me

So lick it now
Lick it good
Like dis pussy just like you should
Right now
Lick it good
Lick dis pussy just like you should
My neck my back
Lick my pussy n my crack
My neck my back
Lick my pussy n my crack

Do it now
Lick it good
Suck dis pussy just like you should
Right now
Lick it good
Suck dis pussy just like you should
My neck my back
Lick my pussy n my crack
My neck my back
Lick my pussy n my crack

(Till fades Out)
My neck my back

(Till fades out)
Then you roll ya toung from da crack back to da front
Den ya suck it all till I shake n cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin´ nuts nigga
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Old 06-26-2012, 04:04 AM   #34
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I am so glad that someone else knows of this wonderful song. I was listening to it once, when I had a delivery job, going to different stores. One of the managers, who I always thought was stuck up, had walked over to the van as I wrote down the mileage and he heard the song. Could not believe that I knew of it. After that he opened up an was a really funny guy. Dirty minded, but damn funny.
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I am so glad that someone else knows of this wonderful song. I was listening to it once, when I had a delivery job, going to different stores. One of the managers, who I always thought was stuck up, had walked over to the van as I wrote down the mileage and he heard the song. Could not believe that I knew of it. After that he opened up an was a really funny guy. Dirty minded, but damn funny.

Whodathunk cock-sucking could open doors of conversation?? It's a very catchy tune that you can't get out of your head when you hear it!!
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How about "Turning Japanese"? I wish i knew who sang it but i'm pretty sure It came out in the late 70's early 80's about jerking off.
THE VAPORS!!!

Other songs about jerking off - "Pump it Up" by Elvis Costello and "Jenny" (8675309) by Tommy Tutone.
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I didn't notice it yet, but I didn't look that hard. What about the classic from Jimmy Buffet "Why don't we get drunk and screw"

Or

Afternoon delights by Starland Vocal Band?
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:22 AM   #38
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Let's Do It
by Cole Porter

Eartha Kitt does it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-oEA1sK374

"Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love" (also known as "Let's Do It (Let's Fall in Love)" or simply "Let's Do It") is a popular song written in 1928 by Cole Porter. It was introduced in Porter's first Broadway success, the musical Paris (192 by French chanteuse Irène Bordoni for whom Porter had written the musical as a starring vehicle.[1]
Bordoni's husband and Paris producer Ray Goetz convinced Porter to give Broadway another try with this show.[2] The song was later used in the English production of Wake Up and Dream (1929).[3] In 1960 it was also included in the film version of Cole Porter's Can-Can.[4]The first of Porter's famous "list songs", it features a string of suggestive and droll comparisons and examples, preposterous pairings and double-entendres, dropping famous names and events, drawing unexpectedly from highbrow and popular culture. Porter was a strong admirer of the Savoy Operas of Gilbert & Sullivan, many of whose stage works featured similar comic list songs.[5]
The first refrain covers human ethnic groups, the second refrain birds, the third refrain marine life, the fourth refrain insects (plus centipedes) and the fifth refrain non-human mammals.
One commentator saw the phrase Let's do "it" as a euphemistic reference to a proposition for a sexual intercourse.[1] According to this argument, Let's do it was a pioneer pop song to declare openly "sex is fun". The argument, however, relies solely on reading of the lyrics, without other supporting evidence. According to it, several suggestive lines include a couplet from verse 4: "Moths in your rugs do it, What's the use of moth-balls?" and "Folks in Siam do it, Think of Siamese twins" (verse 1) and "Why ask if shad do it? Waiter, bring me shad roe" (verse 3) and "Sweet guinea-pigs do it, Buy a couple and wait" (verse 5).[6] There's also a report that Porter's original version included the even more risqué line, "Roosters with a doodle and a cock do it"[citation needed]. If true, this was probably replaced by one of the lines in the verse 2 couplet "Penguins in flocks, on the rocks, do it, Even little cuckoos, in their clocks, do it."
The nature of the song, "Let's Fall in Love," is such that it has lent itself over the years to the regular addition of contemporary or topical stanzas. For example, in 1955 the line "Even Liberace, we assume, does it" was added by Noël Coward in his cabaret performance of the song[7] although Coward's lyrics were entirely and completely rewritten as a topical piece, with none of Porter's lyrics remaining.[8]

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Old 06-26-2012, 02:43 PM   #39
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At A Medium Pace - Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:09 PM   #40
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Default NINE INCH NAILS FUCK ME LIKE AN ANIMAL

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

help me

i broke apart my insides
help me

I've got no soul to sell
help me

the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself

i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything

help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me think of somebody else
i want to fuck you like an animal

i want to feel you from the insidei want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
yougetme closer to god

through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach scraped off my knees
i drink the honey from inside your hive
you are the reason i stay alive
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Sir psycho sexy - red hot chili peppers.

Antony kiedis gets me nice and wet in this song and so does John frusiante's guitar playing. Sexy band
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Get Down Make Love
Freddie Mercury (Queen)

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Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down

make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love

(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
love
You can make ev'rybody get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev'rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna get down get down get down

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love
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Let's Do It Like They Do on the Discovery Channel

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That's actually called The Bad Touch. It's by Bloodhound Gang; a band that made a profit off of mostly sexual songs. You should give this a listen, the title says it all:

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Love Game
by Lady Gaga
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GPGVbpT4hU

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
A love game, a love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough
For my heart to quit it

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game

I'm on a mission
And it involves some heavy touching, yeah
You've indicated you're interest
I'm educated in sex, yes
Now I want it bad, want it bad
A love game, a love game

Hold me and love me
Just want touch you for a minute
Maybe three seconds is enough
For my heart to quit it

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game

I can see you staring there from across the block
With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your (huh!)
The story of us, it always starts the same
With a boy and a girl and a (huh!) and a game

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game

Let's play a love game
Play a love game
Do you want love?
Or you want fame?
Are you in the game?
Dans, the love game
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