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Old 05-03-2012, 12:52 PM   #51
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Jeez, I take a month off and come back to this? The debate over who has the biggest cock continues.......
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:16 PM   #52
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Jeez, I take a month off and come back to this? The debate over who has the biggest cock continues.......
According to Azie it's me. Now I know this sounds gay but it feels good having another man lusting after you. I like that he is the silent type, adds to the mystery.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:48 PM   #53
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:51 PM   #54
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:49 AM   #55
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Now I know how the character played by Natalie Wood feels in West Side Story when she sings that song about being pretty.
You make me so giddy Azzie, you think of me half naked? Doing gymnastics? Going down on you?
Of course, you don't have to call me a bitch you just have to call mexx
(I feel pretty, Oh so pretty..)
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:13 AM   #56
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:05 AM   #57
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Now I know how the character played by Natalie Wood feels in West Side Story when she sings that song about being pretty.
(I feel pretty, Oh so pretty..)

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Old 05-05-2012, 05:56 AM   #58
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Oh? I am? Why is that Azzie baby? I thought they were little mini movies of your love for me.
They were actually insults?
Now, don't I feel like a silly goose!
One question though, well, two actually.
1. Calling me COCKaraus has nothing to do with you fantasizing about my cock?
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2. Does this mean I win?
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:26 AM   #59
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Game is still on Azzie-baby?
The dance of love. Are you as excited as me. The thrill, the throb, heart beating faster. Why do you deny the homo-eroticism of our game? Are you ashamed?
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:21 PM   #61
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:11 PM   #62
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You love symbolism Azzie. Me being your bitch. A hand on the back of my head, forcing me downwards. To eat ( don't get me started on the whole " cat got the cream"analogy).
Not quite sure on the other one though. The "sore" balls thing. Looks all very Freudian to me. Then again, it could be a castration analogy? That I rob you of your masculinity. Make you feel less of a man. Impotent. Don't panic, my dear sweet Azzie, you were never the man, in my thoughts.
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Old 05-06-2012, 08:45 PM   #63
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God, do I miss this place. Or what?
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It's probably what, tenguy!!
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I want plenty of mudd in that pit, or oil....anywho...where do i vote??
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I want plenty of mudd in that pit, or oil....anywho...where do i vote??
What you want and what you need are two totally different things. Whore.
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