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12-10-2010, 06:49 AM
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Beastiality can be Fun........
Couldnt resist sharing......
A doberman and a golden retreiver are at the vets. The doberman asks the retreiver why he,s there. "Well" says the retreiver "I'm a digger. Everywhere i go, I gotta dig..inside, outside, the park, the garden, the neighbours garden, doesnt matter, I cant help it. So I was send here. They decided if they cut my balls off that would stop me. What about you?" "Im a wetter" replies the doberman " I cant help it, pee everywhere. Inside, outside, in the kitchen, in the car, I just gotta be. So they send me here and decided by cutting my balls off, that would stop me" They nod at each other and look around the dog pound and notice a great dane over in the corner. "hey, what you here for?" they ask the great dane. "I'm a humper. Doesnt matter whats goin on, I gotta hump...table legs, the sofa, peoples legs, I can't help it. Just the other day my owner was bend over in the bathroom cleaning the bath and i couldnt help myself. I ran up behind her and started humping her ass." "Wow" says the retreiver, " So you,ll be getting your balls cut off too!" "Nope, nails trimmed" replies the dane 
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12-10-2010, 06:51 AM
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Hahaha
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12-10-2010, 07:05 AM
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   I'll give you that one LOL scotsmitch2001. Can I use it?  Oh! and I only clicked on a Thread about beastialty by mistake...  Cheers! 
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12-10-2010, 07:16 AM
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That joke cuts me to the quick
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12-10-2010, 07:21 AM
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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12-10-2010, 09:08 AM
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an Idea?
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12-10-2010, 06:53 PM
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That's pretty funny
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12-11-2010, 05:57 AM
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LOL
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12-11-2010, 05:59 AM
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That's pretty funny!
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12-11-2010, 08:34 AM
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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12-11-2010, 08:36 AM
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what the hell, another of my favourites
Woman comes home after her appointemnt at the Doctors, a big smile on her face. "Why you smiling?" asks her husband. "The doctor said I had a beautiful pussy" replies his wife "What!" shouts the husband "the bloody doctor said that! pervert!" The guy rushes out the house, makes his way to the doctors office. He barges in and starts hitting the doctor. "How dare you say my wife has a beautiful pussy" "No" replies the doctor as he cowers " I said she had acute angina"
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12-26-2010, 12:05 PM
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haha thats funny as :D
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12-27-2010, 01:22 AM
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too good
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12-27-2010, 01:22 AM
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always gonna be funny
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12-27-2010, 04:53 AM
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ROFLMAO! Both are frickin hilarious. Tell me in the second one is the wife a blond?
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12-27-2010, 08:18 AM
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i think this is funny
Never Trust an Old Lady An old lady gets pulled over for speeding... Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Old Lady: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Old Lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Old Lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see ... Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please? Old Lady: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Old Lady: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Old Lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Old Lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Old Lady: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Old Lady: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Old Lady: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Old Lady: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. Last edited by crazyazaindian; 12-27-2010 at 08:23 AM. |
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12-29-2010, 01:28 AM
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I LOVED ALL THREE..
HILARIOUS
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12-29-2010, 04:40 AM
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...And the fourth joke is a New Zealander starting a thread about beastiality being fun as they do have a strange love for their sheep...
Us across the ditch will get that joke...
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12-29-2010, 05:55 AM
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got cum back later 2 see if the is anymore vet jokes ! ,so far they crackeding me up!
more please sir !
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12-29-2010, 10:59 AM
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12-29-2010, 10:27 PM
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05-08-2011, 07:22 AM
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Good zombie revival, thanks for the laughs, scots and others!
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05-10-2011, 01:46 PM
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humper
I'll adopt the Humper!
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06-30-2012, 05:40 AM
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reminds me of another joke that is one of my favorites.
this lady takes her dog to the vet and says doctor you have to help me everynight when I get home my dog knocks me down and fucks me the vet is horrified and says omg thats awful, do you want me to put him down? she says no ,I was hoping you could just trim his nails abit and do something about his breath lol |
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06-30-2012, 05:49 AM
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ha ha ha
thats kinda funny
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07-02-2012, 04:01 AM
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K, 1, thats pretty funny.
But 2, whats a angina?
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07-02-2012, 06:01 AM
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angina
angina, Is check pain,
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