What made you say fuck today? - Page 103

AZRIEL · 06-29-2012, 06:12 AM

screamer6y · 06-29-2012, 06:55 AM

More meetings! FUCK!!!

Furred Goddess · 06-29-2012, 08:07 AM

Getting lambasted by my ex... really man, what the ever loving fuck? I asked one TINY question, stayed calm as you blamed the whole downfall of our relationship on me then you want to start in with threatening my husband? I know you have Autism but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a completely shitty dickhead. FUCK!

rowdy3128 · 06-30-2012, 01:49 AM

OBAMA CARE PASSED......

whoisthisuno · 06-30-2012, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowdy3128

OBAMA CARE PASSED......

thidss

richief · 06-30-2012, 01:58 AM

Lots of things.

Buzz Killington · 06-30-2012, 08:19 AM

missed the train

thecaptian · 06-30-2012, 09:08 AM

The "3 Words after sex" thread. Three times.

pinkydildo · 06-30-2012, 08:58 PM

I got a book I was looking for but never expected to find it...

richief · 07-01-2012, 12:18 AM

I have yet to say it yet.

avgjoe1730 · 07-01-2012, 12:20 AM

The thermometer when I saw that it said 103 today

Lioness · 07-01-2012, 01:23 AM

Seeing my oil light go on and thinking I had burned the engine up...is it not enough that I burn biscuits as a burnt offering???

christina2706 · 07-01-2012, 01:24 AM

For once, NOTHING! Today has been busy but smooth. I hope my luck holds for tonight.

sunnyca · 07-01-2012, 03:09 AM

the old man in front of me going fucking 34mph in a 40 zone ,FUCK I was planning on going 45 lol

whatwhat2 · 07-01-2012, 07:22 AM

I don't need a fucking reason!

Furred Goddess · 07-01-2012, 09:00 AM

I won't get to talk to one of my boyfriends for 3 weeks... fuck...
I may not get to talk to the other of my boyfriends for 3 months... FUCK!!!

thecaptian · 07-01-2012, 09:23 AM

NOT A FUCKING THING!

christina2706 · 07-01-2012, 06:07 PM

The blisters left on my feet by my hot new shoes. Ouch!

NoTopNoCollar · 07-01-2012, 07:09 PM

running into a one night stand in the hallway at work (he's a guest at the resort) and him "definitely remembering me and me not remembering him at all.......fuck.....

cijababe · 07-01-2012, 07:57 PM

A sea bird using my head as target practice and letting go the contents of it's birdy bowels

ejls · 07-01-2012, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cijababe

A sea bird using my head as target practice and letting go the contents of it's birdy bowels

Oh no, Cija! But I have to thank you for the laugh of the afternoon.

cijababe · 07-01-2012, 08:08 PM

Pah. I'm glad it made someone laugh

Actually it was very neat - only got my hair - not a spot on my skin or clothes. Luckily I was five minutes away from our holiday flat and could quickly go back to shower.

Edit - isn't it supposed to be lucky?

ejls · 07-01-2012, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cijababe

Pah. I'm glad it made someone laugh

Actually it was very neat - only got my hair - not a spot on my skin or clothes. Luckily I was five minutes away from our holiday flat and could quickly go back to shower.

Edit - isn't it supposed to be lucky?

Only if it was the Bird of Paradise.

ThickHoseFireman · 07-02-2012, 03:30 AM

The kids milking me of more money.....what the Fuck.....

Lol Cija....it has happened to me before at the beach.....
And yes supposed to be lucky....play the million dollar lotto sweety you cud invite lots is us xnxxers on holiday if u were millionaire....Hehe.....

Good luck...and keep reading, enjoy ur holiday...missya....

Hiya Ejls

minerva_x · 07-02-2012, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cijababe

A sea bird using my head as target practice and letting go the contents of it's birdy bowels

---

I did not know you brought BB with you there Mistress, what a nasty bird... !

teddies!!! · 07-02-2012, 08:06 AM

The fucking drama, opps there I go again

Buzz Killington · 07-02-2012, 10:27 AM

Sydney peak hour train home = standing room only...Fuck!

cijababe · 07-02-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThickHoseFireman

The kids milking me of more money.....what the Fuck.....

Lol Cija....it has happened to me before at the beach.....
And yes supposed to be lucky....play the million dollar lotto sweety you cud invite lots is us xnxxers on holiday if u were millionaire....Hehe.....

Good luck...and keep reading, enjoy ur holiday...missya....

Hiya Ejls

Ah if I was a millionairess, what a road/world trip I would make

Quote:

Originally Posted by minerva_x

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I did not know you brought BB with you there Mistress, what a nasty bird... !

Lol - if he was flying I'd be surprised.

thecaptian · 07-02-2012, 09:55 PM

I was late for my doctors appointment.

thecaptian · 07-03-2012, 05:35 AM

FUCK!!!!

The Dodgers lost again.

Baddog_WOOF · 07-03-2012, 05:49 AM

Seeing vast numbers of businesses and houses without electricity while it is nearly 100 degrees every day.

Pussy Shark · 07-03-2012, 10:27 AM

My alarm clock!

silverhammer · 07-03-2012, 02:04 PM

Out of weed...FUCK!

cijababe · 07-03-2012, 10:02 PM

My effing internet connection. While I am overjoyed to be able to keep up with xnxx on my hols, why the hell do I have to sign in a dozen times before it registers me properly?

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

Seeing my oil light go on and thinking I had burned the engine up...is it not enough that I burn biscuits as a burnt offering???

I think you have a little while to go when that light comes on.

I'm crap at baking. I made cookies maybe once in my life and they came out edible. Everything else looked like charcoal briquettes.

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

I think you have a little while to go when that light comes on.

I'm crap at baking. I made cookies maybe once in my life and they came out edible. Everything else looked like charcoal briquettes.

I made it home after I put 2 qts. of oil in it after I let it cool down and all the smoke stopped billowing out from under the hood. It was a good thing I had my potholders with me so I could open the hot cap and not burn myself because it was SIZZLING!!

I burned a couple of biscuits and they were solid black to where I didn't recognize them as biscuits. I had put them in and forgot to set the timer...a long time later, I looked into the oven and wondered what the hell they were...I was mentally distracted!

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

I made it home after I put 2 qts. of oil in it after I let it cool down and all the smoke stopped billowing out from under the hood. It was a good thing I had my potholders with me so I could open the hot cap and not burn myself because it was SIZZLING!!

I burned a couple of biscuits and they were solid black to where I didn't recognize them as biscuits. I had put them in and forgot to set the timer...a long time later, I looked into the oven and wondered what the hell they were...I was mentally distracted!

Either potholders or a decent pair of Lineman's gloves.

Oh were you? I wonder what with.

Pussy Shark · 07-03-2012, 11:04 PM

A UPS truck wheeled right on out in front of me at a distance of less than a hundred yards(91.44m) at 70mph (or 112.65 kph for you European types

)! Oh, it's alright, I know you're the only motherfucker out here aren't you?

...sorry.....

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Either potholders or a decent pair of Lineman's gloves.

Oh were you? I wonder what with.

I use my own potholders at work so I had them in the van.

MMHMMMMM!!!

Pussy Shark · 07-03-2012, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

I use my own potholders at work so I had them in the van.

MMHMMMMM!!!

Are those tax deductible?

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy Shark

Are those tax deductible?

hmm...I have no idea!!! I wonder if the burn scars on my arm could be?

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

hmm...I have no idea!!! I wonder if the burn scars on my arm could be?

Work related injury? I'd hope so.

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Work related injury? I'd hope so.

Yes, from where my arm hit the 375 degree pan and they're just considered part of the job. I'll probably have the name of the place permanently burned into my arm by the time I leave there...It has 9 letters, I'm already up to 5 scars...

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

Yes, from where my arm hit the 375 degree pan and they're just considered part of the job. I'll probably have the name of the place permanently burned into my arm by the time I leave there...It has 9 letters, I'm already up to 5 scars...

Isn't there a board of health and safety? A person's work conditions aren't supposed to be hazardous within a certain standard (unless of course they gave you a written document that states you were aware upon being hired of the dangers of your given position). It is something to look into.

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Isn't there a board of health and safety? A person's work conditions aren't supposed to be hazardous within a certain standard (unless of course they gave you a written document that states you were aware upon being hired of the dangers of your given position). It is something to look into.

I'm a biscuitmaker in a restaurant and have 4 big ovens blasting behind me so dealing with HOT pans is part of my job. It's up to me to make sure I don't touch them with my arm.

Pussy Shark · 07-03-2012, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

I'm a biscuitmaker in a restaurant and have 4 big ovens blasting behind me so dealing with HOT pans is part of my job. It's up to me to make sure I don't touch them with my arm.

There has to be some form of PPE that you can wear to protect you!

I'd definitely ask or look into it!

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pussy Shark

There has to be some form of PPE that you can wear to protect you!

I'd definitely ask or look into it!

You mean like an arm condom???

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

I'm a biscuitmaker in a restaurant and have 4 big ovens blasting behind me so dealing with HOT pans is part of my job. It's up to me to make sure I don't touch them with my arm.

Or try and burn the letters on in the correct order

Lioness · 07-03-2012, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Or try and burn the letters on in the correct order

Really!!! I'm branded.

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

Really!!! I'm branded.

It will show your dedication to your job. You have the official company tattoo.

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cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	Pah. I'm glad it made someone laugh Actually it was very neat - only got my hair - not a spot on my skin or clothes. Luckily I was five minutes away from our holiday flat and could quickly go back to shower. Edit - isn't it supposed to be lucky? __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here Turnoffs - please don't call them 'boobies' or 'titties' 'Breasts' or Boobs' are ok. Thanks.... Last edited by cijababe; 07-01-2012 at 08:13 PM.

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