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06-08-2012, 06:59 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Age: 27
Posts: 3,072
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lol
^likes her hair messy
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the only thing i know for sure; is that i dont know anything
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06-12-2012, 12:03 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Makati, Philippines
Age: 19
Posts: 17
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Secretly fucks his sister.
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06-22-2012, 12:26 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,068
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^ Loves older men
 But knows who really gets her juices flowing..   ^
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06-26-2012, 08:51 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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06-26-2012, 09:20 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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She isn't a good judge of character
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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06-26-2012, 09:38 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Is allergic to peanuts and raisins
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06-26-2012, 10:32 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,036
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lives in a pink castle, waited on by naked men who satisfy her every whim
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06-27-2012, 02:16 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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Does the american physco impersonation when his is having sex
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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06-27-2012, 02:45 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,113
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Yells YEEHAAAAAAAW when he cums...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-27-2012, 03:09 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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Sounds like a hyena when she cums
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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06-27-2012, 03:16 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,113
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Is an evesdropper...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-27-2012, 03:30 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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Is in denial about everything
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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06-27-2012, 03:40 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,113
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He dances naked outside during a full moon.
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-27-2012, 03:54 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
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Secretly eats fish when she can't get a good steak
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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06-27-2012, 03:56 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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 Uses watermelons like fleshlights.
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-30-2012, 01:24 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,036
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Suffers from fur balls.
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06-30-2012, 01:31 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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Buries bodies in his basement!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-30-2012, 04:13 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
Posts: 2,709
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Dislikes Dave....head over heels for Buster!!
 
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06-30-2012, 09:11 PM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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06-30-2012, 09:12 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: california
Posts: 316
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molests women while they are asleep
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07-01-2012, 10:51 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Wirral
Age: 39
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Joined the secret service and was given the code name Red Squirrel.
Was sacked from the secret service after misunderstanding and turning up on his first assignment dressed in a squirrel costume complete with buck teeth and a bushy tail, making it extremely hard to blend in with the other people in Red Square.
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07-02-2012, 12:36 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Hilo, Hawai'i
Age: 20
Posts: 496
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enjoys long walks on the beach in the moonlight, but sadly for her, this will never be possible. For you see, whenever she catches sight of the moon, she becomes extremly murderous, and devolps an extreme liking for the taste of fresh lung meat, causing her to kill whoever is nearst and eat their lungs.
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bitch please. I do not have an attitude problem. I have a personality you can't handle. CAUTION: May use Hawaiian at times.
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07-05-2012, 06:56 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Has 8 hectares of marijuana plants grown inside her hacienda
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07-05-2012, 07:01 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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She can fly for miles before taking a rest.
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07-05-2012, 07:07 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Also a Speed Demon, has rockets tied to the back of his wheelchair to make it run 10 mph to 30 mph...
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07-05-2012, 07:10 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: London
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Shes my cousin
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07-05-2012, 07:11 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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She can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. That is really a small arm in his boxers.
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07-05-2012, 07:14 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Is my son...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quote:
When pissed off he uses a different chair... He is this guy right here... LOLOLOLOL Cool huh?! 
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07-05-2012, 07:20 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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Don't fuck with me! LOL!
She can sing the alphabet backwards without getting her tongue tied.
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07-05-2012, 07:28 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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An all time champion of the Wheelchair Extreme Sport where he is the only contestant...   Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
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07-05-2012, 07:43 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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I told you I can fly.
She maybe light and soft on the outside but is strong as iron on the inside.
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07-05-2012, 07:49 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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I believe you can Cap! {Applauds} Awww.. now you made it sound like Im a vibrator...LOLOLOLOLOL I don't include batteries by the way..I run on solar energy...LOLOLSuddenly stands and dances when an asian nurse passes him by... 
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07-05-2012, 08:08 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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She was a fox. Her brother really wanted to be as beautiful as her but failed miserably.
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07-05-2012, 08:13 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Oh man, that was a good one Cap! Wait...let me wipe my tears of joy for a bit here... LOLOLOLOLOLOL Suffers insomnia and has eye bags that are as big as a C bra size cup....
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07-05-2012, 08:24 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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You would think I would but I don't. She is a huge Justin Bieber fan.
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07-05-2012, 08:25 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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LOL
Is Justin Bieber ....
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07-05-2012, 08:32 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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Only if you're a huge fan.
She once used a tuning fork and a banana as a vibrator.
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07-05-2012, 08:40 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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LOLOLOLOL
Gets aroused when he whips his nipples with spatulas....
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07-05-2012, 08:54 AM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: May 2009
Location: California
Posts: 5,313
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I have not tried that one yet.
 She will kick your ass when she is in a good mood.
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07-09-2012, 02:45 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2,992
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Cap was once found having sex with a fairy whilst riding on a unicorn and was smuggling illegal cat nip up his bottom
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-09-2012, 02:57 PM
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Captain Jizz
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: UK
Age: 69
Posts: 27,389
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She once came second in the South of England Best Arse Competition...(I'd love to have seen the winner )
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07-16-2012, 05:08 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Right up your arse
Posts: 1,332
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The person above also posts regular on a football forum
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As you are now I once was. As I am now you will be.
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07-16-2012, 05:36 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: (っ◕ ‿◕)っ Birmingham, UK
Age: 24
Posts: 4,205
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The person above actually lives under a bridge on the M21
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07-18-2012, 04:40 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Right up your arse
Posts: 1,332
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The person above is wrong
and lives on a roundabout on spaghetti junction
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As you are now I once was. As I am now you will be.
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07-18-2012, 07:09 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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The person above is a former West Ham United defender, but was ejected from the fooballers union because he was never convicted for drink/drive, rape or assault.
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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07-19-2012, 02:14 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Right up your arse
Posts: 1,332
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The person above once had sex with an alien and then ate his sisters baby, whole.
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As you are now I once was. As I am now you will be.
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07-19-2012, 02:17 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,113
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The person above IS the alien that had sex with meforyou...
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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07-19-2012, 02:20 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: (っ◕ ‿◕)っ Birmingham, UK
Age: 24
Posts: 4,205
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The person above me is actually a wolf, not a Lioness... Hurray!
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07-19-2012, 02:25 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,113
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The person above me belly dances professionally!!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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07-19-2012, 02:40 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Right up your arse
Posts: 1,332
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The person above was perving through the window when I had sex with meforyou
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