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05-24-2012, 06:30 PM
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i'm just saying
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Out comes pres. Putin
inserts sunglasses
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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05-24-2012, 07:18 PM
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Porn Star
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Location: the last honky tonk at the end of the world
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out come a beach ball, flip flops and a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic
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05-24-2012, 10:23 PM
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
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out comes speed racer
 inserts traffic jam 
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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05-25-2012, 01:52 AM
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Porn Star
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Location: The Colonies
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out comes speed cameras
Inserts breast milk
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I知 a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I知 killing and I知 drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I値l never sin again if you bring her back |
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05-25-2012, 05:11 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
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Out comes a refrigerator
Inserts ear of corn
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05-25-2012, 10:03 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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Out comes ears...
 Inserts a striped caterpillar.. 
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05-25-2012, 10:24 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Circling in the Water!
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Quote:
Inserts a seashell...
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Something funny personally! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso Something else personal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hPL...feature=fvwrel Shark porn! http://video.xnxx.com/video591163/shark_fucks_whale_ 8i8
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05-25-2012, 10:28 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Out comes a Great White Shark
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05-25-2012, 11:52 AM
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Porn Star
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out pops terrible terrible wine
inserts vibe
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I知 a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I知 killing and I知 drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I値l never sin again if you bring her back |
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05-25-2012, 01:05 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: the last honky tonk at the end of the world
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Out comes a single of Bill Haley's Shake, Rattle & Roll
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05-25-2012, 01:14 PM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
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Quote:
 Inserts a frisbee
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∼∼∼♥~♥♥♥~♥∽∽∽
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05-25-2012, 01:22 PM
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Captain Jizz
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: UK
Age: 69
Posts: 27,391
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out comes a bent 10 euro piece
insert Theakston's Old Peculier
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05-25-2012, 01:35 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2011
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out comes......ME, half lit and half dressed
  inserts an oatmeal cookie G'mornin Sully Darling, Good Morning beautiful Mrs. Spitfire!!  
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05-26-2012, 08:37 AM
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the iron butterfly
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Out comes a Rollerskating girl Scout
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05-29-2012, 11:25 AM
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Porn Star
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Location: The Colonies
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out pops a rather interesting looking englishman
Inserts "XNXX" the magazine
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I知 a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I知 killing and I知 drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I値l never sin again if you bring her back |
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06-02-2012, 06:13 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
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out comes a tablet exclusive to xnxx
inserts a fish scale |
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06-02-2012, 11:46 PM
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,351
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out comes
 inserts  love the new avi armi 
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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06-03-2012, 05:47 AM
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,567
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Out comes a broken heart...
inserts her useless engagement ring
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Twisted Oblivion's Loving Wife
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06-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
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out comes Mr. Right
inserts a calendar
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06-11-2012, 12:13 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
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out comes a playmate of the month
inserts swan feathers |
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07-05-2012, 08:59 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Out comes a pillow
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07-05-2012, 01:17 PM
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i'm just saying
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Out comes a filopina
Inserts charcoal
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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07-05-2012, 02:11 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
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Out comes a grill
Inserts ceiling fan
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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07-05-2012, 04:04 PM
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i'm just saying
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Out comes, a casa blanca dvd
Inserts a monkey
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07-05-2012, 06:21 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
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Out come banana nut cereal
Inserts lip balm
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CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami |
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10-26-2012, 10:03 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
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 out comes a blow up doll--hehehehe inserts an old bra
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12-18-2012, 10:40 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out comes Happosai, who runs off with the bra.
Inserts the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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01-05-2013, 06:20 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Out comes Jack Skellington Cookies
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03-17-2013, 12:11 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
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Out pops a lunatic.
Inserts a dictionary.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 12:47 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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Out comes a book worm
Insert seven dwarves.
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"You see chaos. I see tranquility. You see damnation. I see salvation." MY ART, and the Art of many other Talented XNXXers http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241847 |
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03-17-2013, 12:52 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out pops Snow White and seven broken condoms
 Inserts 3 bears and a wolf
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 12:56 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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Insert the Lollipop Twins. (side note: That was funny Andreamedis)
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03-17-2013, 01:19 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out pops Vanellope Von Shweetz.
Inserts a violin. (And thanks)
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 01:24 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
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Out pops Mozart's Concerto No. 5
insert an Oak Plank.
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"You see chaos. I see tranquility. You see damnation. I see salvation." MY ART, and the Art of many other Talented XNXXers http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241847 |
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03-17-2013, 01:32 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out comes a pirate ship.
Inserts Shaggy and Scooby Doo.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 01:34 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,019
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Out comes the next theme for a stoner flick.
Insert a Dream Catcher.
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03-17-2013, 01:37 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out comes Freddy Krueger.
Inserts a jigsaw puzzle.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 01:40 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
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out pops too many wasted hours looking for missing pieces.
Insert a Lamp Post
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03-17-2013, 01:43 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
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Out pops Narnia.
Inserts Myth Drannor.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-17-2013, 02:15 PM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
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Out pops a good start for hours of rp fun.
Insert your favorite LARP costume.
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03-17-2013, 11:18 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,262
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Outcomes a seductress midieval warrior
 Insert a stick of gum and my old vibrator
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03-18-2013, 05:54 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out pops a wad of ABC gum in the shape of your old vibrator.
Inserts 10 horribly scratched DVDs.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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03-18-2013, 10:11 AM
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
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Out pops 10 mini-frisbees
Insert a side of leather.
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03-28-2013, 04:32 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 360
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Out Pops Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Insert a Feather. |
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04-03-2013, 10:05 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out pops an ink well.
Inserts a box of crayons.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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04-04-2013, 01:12 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 360
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Out Pops a Rainbow
Inserts a Pot of Gold |
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04-04-2013, 01:25 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my own little world.
Age: 37
Posts: 1,166
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Out pops a box of Lucky Charms.
Inserts a bottle of wine.
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Pen chewers and wands do NOT mix. Never make a deal with a dragon. Never BREAK a deal with a dragon. Never let a dragon become a dracolich. Effective immediately, any friend requests sent by people with a post count of less than 100 will be rejected unless they say something of interest to me first. Also, anyone who contacts me to "role play" had better be talking about D&D, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, or a similar video game or table top RPG. Otherwise, I wont respond. |
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04-04-2013, 11:30 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Canada
Age: 46
Posts: 360
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Out pops a Cork
Inserts an Allergy Pill. |
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05-16-2013, 07:01 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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out comes pollen
inserts a dildo
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05-16-2013, 02:27 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,262
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Out comes a wireless keyboard
Insert an ipod
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