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AZRIEL · 07-01-2012, 10:59 PM

mwmmilford · 07-05-2012, 10:55 AM

Happy July 4th and 5th!

sullygom · 07-05-2012, 01:43 PM

apparently "prefetching" is not allowed !!!!

AZRIEL · 07-06-2012, 02:27 AM

smcaaphd · 07-10-2012, 07:04 PM

Hey OTters

Don't forget, it's a jungle out there - so keep safe!!

AZRIEL · 07-10-2012, 07:06 PM

richief · 07-12-2012, 09:05 AM

Why can some of our patrons not see the truth even when it clubs them hard in the face?

richief · 07-14-2012, 01:09 AM

nexmeisterKhan · 07-15-2012, 03:57 AM

if a single molecule were the size of an apple... the apple would take the size of the planet earth

Ed Itor · 07-15-2012, 04:38 AM

mwmmilford · 07-15-2012, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Itor

*Tumble tumble* OUCH!!

Empress Lainie · 07-15-2012, 05:32 PM

Some scientists? built an exact replica of the Ark of the Covenant following exactly the Bible's instructions. They knew it was a communication device.
It is also a very powerful capacitor. So they placed an electromagnetic speaker between the horns.

They got an immediate response from ?God.

It was:

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST HUNDREDS OF YEARS?

So they replied (surprised the message was in English):

Are YOU God?

The answer came back:

No, I am the manager of the skating rink; there are no fish under the ice!

AZRIEL · 07-15-2012, 07:52 PM

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mwmmilford · 07-21-2012, 08:10 PM

another Saturday night - it would make my day if I had a shout out from RP!

izinami · 07-21-2012, 08:14 PM

My life is officially boring. And no plans to change it. Fucks given: Zero

AZRIEL · 07-22-2012, 11:51 PM

shi boobie.jpg

mwmmilford · 07-27-2012, 07:54 AM

Yay for Friday!

AZRIEL · 07-27-2012, 04:42 PM

mwmmilford · 07-30-2012, 12:05 AM

I bet the guy with the "Loose Women" sign gets some !!!

Rockprincess · 07-30-2012, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwmmilford

another Saturday night - it would make my day if I had a shout out from RP!

Awww, you're still a sweetie!!! I missed that Saturday, but hope today will do... It's good to see you, my friend!!!

AZRIEL · 07-30-2012, 07:36 PM

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mwmmilford · 08-03-2012, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockprincess

Awww, you're still a sweetie!!! I missed that Saturday, but hope today will do... It's good to see you, my friend!!!

Lots of kisses - be well pretty lady

izinami · 08-03-2012, 01:29 AM

HELP! I've got a little message I want to send to a potential GF (we almost hooked up) and I need to know if it passes the courage/sweetness test. PM me and i'll send it to you.

mwmmilford · 08-05-2012, 07:20 PM

Just. Publish the message. You will enjoy the banter!

AZRIEL · 08-05-2012, 08:09 PM

mwmmilford · 08-11-2012, 08:52 PM

Really? Page 3???? althought the dog above this lives with me - ARRRREEEEEBA!

AZRIEL · 08-11-2012, 09:28 PM

footloose.jpg

richief · 08-17-2012, 11:11 PM

Why the fuck did I wake up and order a pizza. Fucker tasted nasty.

Lioness · 08-17-2012, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richief

Why the fuck did I wake up and order a pizza. Fucker tasted nasty.

Mmmm Canadian bacon, cheese and pineapple pizza! YUM!!!

Ed Itor · 08-18-2012, 02:57 AM

What's this Canadian Bacon stuff, you killing our pigs?
(We call it back bacon)

AZRIEL · 08-18-2012, 03:08 AM

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mwmmilford · 08-20-2012, 11:04 AM

Uggh. monday

AZRIEL · 08-20-2012, 07:03 PM

sunrise.jpg

HungFarLow · 08-23-2012, 07:19 AM

That awkward moment when a person is talking out their neck and you realize that they've realized that you want to plant an elbow in their xiphoid process.

AZRIEL · 08-23-2012, 10:18 PM

mwmmilford · 08-25-2012, 08:14 AM

.... If it was a female in the hoola hoop yeah. But a dude...?.

AZRIEL · 08-25-2012, 09:17 PM

inda wine.jpg

mwmmilford · 08-27-2012, 08:00 PM

It is Monday - oops forgot to add it!

Rockprincess · 08-28-2012, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwmmilford

It is Monday - oops forgot to add it!

It sure is, and it was a fun Monday!!!

AZRIEL · 08-28-2012, 07:21 PM

smcaaphd · 08-28-2012, 08:05 PM

Hey diddley hi there OTters!! I have someone who thinks this thread is just awesome...

See?

AZRIEL · 08-29-2012, 08:01 PM

ipscout · 09-05-2012, 06:53 AM

Shaved my nose. The stubble hurts inside my nostrils when I pinch my nose.

mwmmilford · 09-06-2012, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockprincess

It sure is, and it was a fun Monday!!!

AZRIEL · 09-06-2012, 08:51 PM

ipscout · 09-07-2012, 01:32 AM

I didn't realize how rarely I post in real threads until they separated the games forum.

AZRIEL · 09-07-2012, 09:56 PM

mwmmilford · 09-16-2012, 10:34 AM

Oh no!!!!!! Page 4. I am a slacker.

baller16 · 09-16-2012, 11:52 AM

Fancy food at Eagles games? That just seems wrong somehow.

Give me a hoagie tray and some wings and I'm good to go.

Rockprincess · 09-16-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mwmmilford

Oh no!!!!!! Page 4. I am a slacker.

You sure are... How are you doing???

Quote:

Originally Posted by baller16

Fancy food at Eagles games? That just seems wrong somehow.

Give me a hoagie tray and some wings and I'm good to go.

They have that at all the ballparks now=I'm happy with a hot dog or some nachos...

07-01-2012, 10:59 PM	#68001
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07-05-2012, 10:55 AM	#68002
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07-05-2012, 01:43 PM	#68003
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07-06-2012, 02:27 AM	#68004
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07-10-2012, 07:06 PM	#68006
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07-12-2012, 09:05 AM	#68007
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	Why can some of our patrons not see the truth even when it clubs them hard in the face? __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

07-14-2012, 01:09 AM	#68008
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07-15-2012, 03:57 AM	#68009
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07-15-2012, 04:38 AM	#68010
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07-15-2012, 05:32 PM	#68012
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07-15-2012, 07:52 PM	#68013
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07-21-2012, 08:10 PM	#68014
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	another Saturday night - it would make my day if I had a shout out from RP! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

07-21-2012, 08:14 PM	#68015
izinami Amateur Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Apex Posts: 98	My life is officially boring. And no plans to change it. Fucks given: Zero

07-22-2012, 11:51 PM	#68016
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07-27-2012, 07:54 AM	#68017
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	Yay for Friday! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

07-27-2012, 04:42 PM	#68018
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07-30-2012, 12:05 AM	#68019
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	I bet the guy with the "Loose Women" sign gets some !!! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

07-30-2012, 07:36 PM	#68021
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08-03-2012, 01:29 AM	#68023
izinami Amateur Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Apex Posts: 98	HELP! I've got a little message I want to send to a potential GF (we almost hooked up) and I need to know if it passes the courage/sweetness test. PM me and i'll send it to you.

08-05-2012, 07:20 PM	#68024
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	Just. Publish the message. You will enjoy the banter! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

08-05-2012, 08:09 PM	#68025
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08-11-2012, 08:52 PM	#68026
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	Really? Page 3???? althought the dog above this lives with me - ARRRREEEEEBA! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

08-11-2012, 09:28 PM	#68027
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08-17-2012, 11:11 PM	#68028
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	Why the fuck did I wake up and order a pizza. Fucker tasted nasty. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

08-18-2012, 02:57 AM	#68030
Ed Itor dusted Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Centre of The Universe, In The Great White North Posts: 4,174	What's this Canadian Bacon stuff, you killing our pigs? (We call it back bacon) __________________ *Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is an assumption and this moment that we say we have ... just passed.* "To have been Truly Loved is to Live, I HAVE Lived."

08-18-2012, 03:08 AM	#68031
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08-20-2012, 11:04 AM	#68032
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	Uggh. monday __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

08-20-2012, 07:03 PM	#68033
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08-23-2012, 07:19 AM	#68034
HungFarLow Newcumer Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Oregon Age: 32 Posts: 1	"I'll make you eat your fukkin teeth"! That awkward moment when a person is talking out their neck and you realize that they've realized that you want to plant an elbow in their xiphoid process.

08-23-2012, 10:18 PM	#68035
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08-25-2012, 08:14 AM	#68036
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	.... If it was a female in the hoola hoop yeah. But a dude...?. __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

08-25-2012, 09:17 PM	#68037
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08-27-2012, 08:00 PM	#68038
mwmmilford Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 8,513	It is Monday - oops forgot to add it! __________________ surfing the forum I'm not waiting on a lady..., I'm just waiting on a friend...

08-28-2012, 07:21 PM	#68040
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08-29-2012, 08:01 PM	#68042
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