Random thoughts thread - Page 383

cijababe · 06-28-2012, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richief

Left or right?

Always left

Exxxie · 06-29-2012, 12:07 AM

Last day in my house so I'm drawing the curtains, tearing off my clothes, playing my favorite songs, and dancing around!!

Thank god the house sold before the foreclosure date!!

And best of luck to the amazingly sweet couple moving in!!

Now on to start this new chapter of my life, completely free of any material burdens.

Au revoir, everyone! Catch ya on the flip-side.

richief · 06-29-2012, 12:37 AM

Lots of health care related threads being bumped this week, wonder why?

Lioness · 06-29-2012, 02:34 AM

I just found 13 pens in my purse!!!

richief · 06-29-2012, 03:01 AM

Now you can write that letter.

Lioness · 06-29-2012, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richief

Now you can write that letter.

Dear Santa,

I've been a really, really, really, really good girl!! You know what I want!!

Yours truly,

Lioness

cijababe · 06-29-2012, 08:37 PM

It would be so easy to tease him, drive him crazy - but I mustn't....

sullygom · 06-29-2012, 08:49 PM

bollox, bollox bollox

richief · 06-29-2012, 09:38 PM

I think it is time for my pre sleep nap.

curiousscouser · 06-29-2012, 10:02 PM

I see your mouth moving, I know it's forming words, but all I hear is waaaaah waaaaah waaaaah

smcaaphd · 06-29-2012, 10:12 PM

"Do you have to do that?" Marla sighed, setting the pile of laundry on top of the coverlet.

Dominic didn't pause stroking his hard shaft. His eyes were closed, his bottom lip curled between his teeth; the muscles in his arm and along his shoulder bunching, his buttocks and upper legs clenching and unclenching.

Marla tutted and walked past him to open the floor to ceiling curtains. "Dom, the guests will be arriving soon. Can you...can you hurry up and get it over with, please?"

A deep, slow growl was Dominic's only reply as his ballsac constricted up toward his body. Marla chanced a glance at him, and found herself mesmerised by the sight of his engorged cockhead glistening with precum, the colour a deep, angry purple.

Without realising it, Marla stepped toward him, reaching out with her fingers to graze the steely prick. Suddenly and without warning, a string of gelatinous pearl shot out from the eye, dispersing immediately into individual drips in the air and landing haphazardly over Marla's expensive, black Chanel suit, flecking a panel of her skirt.

A similar string followed, this one coating the palm of her hand, shooting up the sleeve of her jacket and smearing along the silk Miu Miu blouse. As she drew back her hand, Dominic released the third string of creamy semen, which launched, unhindered, upward, the first drop hitting Marla just above her left eye, the second a degree or so lower, coating her eyeball.

The rest followed, splattering over her perfectly made-up face, where it oozed down her cheek to her jaw. A stray droplet landed on her lip, it's mate seeking the darker recesses of her moist and pretty mouth, landed on her tongue...

And here's she, who hated bukkake with a passion, covered in her husband's fuck-sauce like some common, ten-quid whore in knock-off designer gear and cheap costume jewellry.

PatronofPorn · 06-30-2012, 03:23 AM

And around and around the bipolar cycle goes!

"Naughty" · 06-30-2012, 04:24 AM

I miei ex mariti succhia non sta aiutando il modo in cui mi sento .... Vai a farti fottere coglione.

Lioness · 06-30-2012, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Naughty"

I miei ex mariti succhia non sta aiutando il modo in cui mi sento .... Vai a farti fottere coglione.

What? Your farts smell like cologne??

meforyou · 06-30-2012, 04:43 AM

Pain and discomfort has driven me out of bed again, so I shall be a grump today. Also, I wish I knew what Naughty just said.

curiousscouser · 06-30-2012, 04:46 AM

Oh no Mefor, sorry to hear that. Have a ((hug))

thecaptian · 06-30-2012, 05:26 AM

Kids will never change. I just got a prank call. lol!

cijababe · 06-30-2012, 05:46 AM

Sorry you're feeling bad, Mefor

and Google translate should do the job

Hey Cap

do you know, I've never had a prank call

thecaptian · 06-30-2012, 05:58 AM

I have never been prank called before this one cija

. It was to fucking funny.

"Naughty" · 06-30-2012, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

What? Your farts smell like cologne??

Yep

Quote:

Originally Posted by meforyou

I wish I knew what Naughty just said.

It's a random thought thread,nothing to do with ANYONE from here.

....ok cijababe

cijababe · 06-30-2012, 05:40 PM

A random drunk came up to us on the seafront on our holiday.

"Have you heard about George Clooney?"

"Errmm no, what about him?" Thinking maybe there was some snippet of news even though we weren't particularly bothered.

"He caught a couple of mackerel out the end of the pier yesterday"

We laughed for five minutes straight

"Naughty" · 07-01-2012, 02:00 AM

Go fuck yourself

Prowler86 · 07-01-2012, 03:54 AM

I really should stop paying all this money for t.v.

AZRIEL · 07-01-2012, 08:18 PM

sullygom · 07-02-2012, 07:09 AM

Can anyone fix me up with a threesome.....me, Laure Berthaud and Josephine Karlsson

ref. canal +, Engrenages (Spiral)

teddies!!! · 07-02-2012, 08:31 AM

Saturday!!! is only 5 days away!!!! :D

AZRIEL · 07-02-2012, 09:58 PM

Prowler86 · 07-03-2012, 02:17 AM

It will be nice to have a short week.

AZRIEL · 07-03-2012, 03:46 AM

PatronofPorn · 07-04-2012, 11:04 PM

Lioness · 07-04-2012, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatronofPorn

...getting TP'd in the bathroom!! That's too funny!!!

I have a pedestal sink just like that!

AZRIEL · 07-06-2012, 02:35 AM

fishy.jpg

cijababe · 07-06-2012, 08:47 AM

Gah, I just can't get going his morning. And outside it's so busy - fishing boats and yachts passing all the time, deliveries, moochers......... lots of hustle and bustle.

Ah well, not much to do today except cram in a few things I haven't managed to do yet, and start packing up for the journey home. Anyone got a spare £600,000 so I can have a nice little holiday home down here?

AZRIEL · 07-06-2012, 09:02 AM

Don Key.jpg

sullygom · 07-06-2012, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZRIEL

Attachment 1891077

or NUTMON.........a yet to be discovered central nervous system disease which renders the victim paralysed and smelling of praline

AZRIEL · 07-06-2012, 07:40 PM

cijababe · 07-08-2012, 06:44 PM

Oh my - eldest son went out on a date and by all accounts spent the weekend with her

I'll knock her into the middle of next week if she messes him around. Fingers crossed!

AZRIEL · 07-08-2012, 11:36 PM

Prowler86 · 07-09-2012, 04:15 AM

I don't want to get up early tomorrow

Prowler86 · 07-09-2012, 05:55 AM

I wish I could have every memory and feeling from that time erased forever

cijababe · 07-09-2012, 07:10 AM

Yay the flushes have gone

#happy dance#

Baddog_WOOF · 07-09-2012, 07:15 AM

I am embarrassed by the fact that I want to fuck Paris Hilton in the ass.
The fact that I want that skank to lick my cock clean after I use her ass gives me chills.

screamer6y · 07-09-2012, 07:49 AM

My Random Thought Right Now: im eating too much taco bell and its making me fat! i wish i was not alone at this moment so i could have someone to play my game

thecaptian · 07-09-2012, 08:03 AM

erection.jpg

AZRIEL · 07-09-2012, 06:48 PM

mancmart83 · 07-10-2012, 11:08 PM

I'm sitting here, with my feet up in my living room, D'issarano in one hand, cigarette in the other. Looking at the wall thinking......... Where the fuck did that cactus come from????

PatronofPorn · 07-10-2012, 11:14 PM

Some lives are lived so others may be given warning on how not to.

richief · 07-12-2012, 09:02 AM

Who is the most idiotic, JD or DL.

cijababe · 07-12-2012, 02:02 PM

Tell me why some feel it necessary to defend beauty - aren't the more ordinary of us allowed the privilige?

michael saint · 07-12-2012, 06:20 PM

Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky
And it comes to you how it all slips away
Youth and beauty are gone one day
No matter what you dream or feel or say
It ends in dust and disarray.

06-29-2012, 12:37 AM	#19103
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06-29-2012, 02:34 AM	#19104
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,008	I just found 13 pens in my purse!!! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

06-29-2012, 03:01 AM	#19105
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	Now you can write that letter. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

06-29-2012, 08:37 PM	#19107
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06-29-2012, 08:49 PM	#19108
sullygom Captain Jizz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Age: 69 Posts: 27,274	bollox, bollox bollox __________________ http://eroticinblackwhite.blogspot.com/ http://wwwthanksforthemammary.blogspot.com http://nipponfemales.blogspot.co.uk/ http://amateurasswins.blogspot.co.uk/ Krissy'shot.....and how !!!!

06-29-2012, 12:07 AM	#19102
Exxxie Sex Lover Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Rockies Posts: 186	Last day in my house so I'm drawing the curtains, tearing off my clothes, playing my favorite songs, and dancing around!! Thank god the house sold before the foreclosure date!! And best of luck to the amazingly sweet couple moving in!! Now on to start this new chapter of my life, completely free of any material burdens. Au revoir, everyone! Catch ya on the flip-side.

06-29-2012, 09:38 PM	#19109
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	I think it is time for my pre sleep nap. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

06-29-2012, 10:02 PM	#19110
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06-30-2012, 03:23 AM	#19112
PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 23 Posts: 7,632	And around and around the bipolar cycle goes! __________________

06-30-2012, 04:24 AM	#19113
"Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13,621	I miei ex mariti succhia non sta aiutando il modo in cui mi sento .... Vai a farti fottere coglione.

06-30-2012, 04:43 AM	#19115
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06-30-2012, 04:46 AM	#19116
curiousscouser Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Wirral Age: 39 Posts: 19,483	Oh no Mefor, sorry to hear that. Have a ((hug)) __________________ Verified real woman of XNXX: http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p=4067575&postcount=8121 My stories: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile515535/

06-30-2012, 05:46 AM	#19118
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	Sorry you're feeling bad, Mefor and Google translate should do the job Hey Cap do you know, I've never had a prank call __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

06-30-2012, 05:40 PM	#19121
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	A random drunk came up to us on the seafront on our holiday. "Have you heard about George Clooney?" "Errmm no, what about him?" Thinking maybe there was some snippet of news even though we weren't particularly bothered. "He caught a couple of mackerel out the end of the pier yesterday" We laughed for five minutes straight __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

07-01-2012, 02:00 AM	#19122
"Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 13,621	Go fuck yourself

07-01-2012, 03:54 AM	#19123
Prowler86 Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Everett, WA Age: 26 Posts: 5,927	I really should stop paying all this money for t.v.

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07-02-2012, 07:09 AM	#19125
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07-03-2012, 02:17 AM	#19128
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07-06-2012, 02:35 AM	#19132
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07-06-2012, 08:47 AM	#19133
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	Gah, I just can't get going his morning. And outside it's so busy - fishing boats and yachts passing all the time, deliveries, moochers......... lots of hustle and bustle. Ah well, not much to do today except cram in a few things I haven't managed to do yet, and start packing up for the journey home. Anyone got a spare £600,000 so I can have a nice little holiday home down here? __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

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07-08-2012, 06:44 PM	#19137
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	Oh my - eldest son went out on a date and by all accounts spent the weekend with her I'll knock her into the middle of next week if she messes him around. Fingers crossed! __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

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07-09-2012, 04:15 AM	#19139
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07-09-2012, 05:55 AM	#19140
Prowler86 Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Everett, WA Age: 26 Posts: 5,927	I wish I could have every memory and feeling from that time erased forever

07-09-2012, 07:10 AM	#19141
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07-09-2012, 07:15 AM	#19142
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07-09-2012, 07:49 AM	#19143
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