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Old 07-08-2012, 07:18 AM   #1
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In my last dream, I was in an automobile accident.

The paramedic that arrived to help me was topless.

I immediate forgot about my broken bones and severe bleeding.

When I woke up the hospital the next morning, I realized the paramedic was some fat chick.

I am not going to say anything bad about her though because she saved my life.

She just needs to lose a few pounds.
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Old 07-08-2012, 07:34 AM   #2
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I had a dream that Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me.
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Old 07-08-2012, 12:10 PM   #3
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Ihad a dream that I slipped in water, and broke my nose.
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I know I deam I just can't remember them.
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Old 07-08-2012, 11:53 PM   #5
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I know I deam I just can't remember them.
I have the same problem.
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Dreams by their nature are better than real life, that is why they are dreams.
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Dreams by their nature are better than real life, that is why they are dreams.

mmmm, arent they now?
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I've been wrighting short story's in my comp, that are 1/2 true and 1/2 dreams....it's all how I wish it ended.......... ./.
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