How many germans are here?

thedean · 07-11-2012, 07:47 PM

Just interested ... how many of my fellow countrymen or -women have found this safe haven in porn?

Please answer here .

smcaaphd · 07-11-2012, 07:53 PM

I believe there are one or three German people who frequent this forum

Welcome, willkommen

wantsomefun · 07-11-2012, 08:08 PM

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tommyturtle · 07-11-2012, 08:11 PM

I wouldn't call this place a safe haven, more like a den of iniquity.

I have some German in my family line. Does that count?

Pandorius999 · 07-11-2012, 08:20 PM

Do indians count?

Jamie90 · 07-11-2012, 08:39 PM

oh people...you´re so naive...

let the real germans handle this

richief · 07-11-2012, 08:39 PM

Nein.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

oh people...you´re so naive...

let the real germans handle this

Define "real" German. Just because I wasn't born there doesn't make me any less German.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

Nein.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dammit

I was going to say that!!!!

richief · 07-12-2012, 12:19 AM

It must be the Brummie humour, no other as picked up on it.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

It must be the Brummie humour, no other as picked up on it.

I picked up on it, sweetie. I'm still trying to figure out what a real "German" is.

richief · 07-12-2012, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

I picked up on it, sweetie. I'm still trying to figure out what a real "German" is.

That is a question for baller, the font of all knowledge on Europe.

At a guess a real German is a person born within the borders of Germany, or West Germany and East Germany between 1945 - 89, and holds a German Ausweiss.

But I could be wrong and await Her Baller to correct me by including the Sudaten land, Austria and East Prussia.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

That is a question for baller, the font of all knowledge on Europe.

At a guess a real German is a person born within the borders of Germany, or West Germany and East Germany between 1945 - 89, and holds a German Ausweiss.

But I could be wrong and await Her Baller to correct me by including the Sudaten land, Austria and East Prussia.

So I must not be a real "German" because I was born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German" and born in Germany. Interesting. Does that make me a "fake German". Maybe that makes me nothing at all. Maybe I don't really exist because I'm a nobody.

So if a real pregnant "German" woman is shopping in Paris and goes into labor and gives birth there, it must mean that her baby is not a real "German". If you follow that way of thinking.

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 01:02 AM

That makes you German-American but you can't say that because it's not politically correct.

m21 · 07-12-2012, 01:09 AM

I once owned a German Shepherd dog and a BWM, does that count ?

Although not at the same time, so maybe not

richief · 07-12-2012, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

So I must not be a real "German" because I was born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German" and born in Germany. Interesting. Does that make me a "fake German". Maybe that makes me nothing at all. Maybe I don't really exist because I'm a nobody.

So if a real pregnant "German" woman is shopping in Paris and goes into labor and gives birth there, it must mean that her baby is not a real "German". If you follow that way of thinking.

No it works the same way as the British Forces, my son was born in Germany but was registered as English on his Birth certificate.
If the parents register the child as French then that is what he will be, but if they register him as German born abroad then it will be German, confusing but it is the way I think it should be done.

As for your self you are a US citizen of German heritage, where I am English of Irish and Welsh heritage, but I will always be English.

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 01:15 AM

I've owned 5 Volkswagons over the years. I'll bet that Jamie can't make that claim. The first one was a 1960. All of the informational stickers were only written in German.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

So I must not be a real "German" because I was born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German" and born in Germany. Interesting. Does that make me a "fake German". Maybe that makes me nothing at all. Maybe I don't really exist because I'm a nobody.

So if a real pregnant "German" woman is shopping in Paris and goes into labor and gives birth there, it must mean that her baby is not a real "German". If you follow that way of thinking.

I think that is the definition of being an American. Not German to be honest. You have German heritage but it's not your nationality. I would say you are 3 generations away from being a German.

I find that a lot of Americans do the same thing to be honest. Baller for example thinks he's Irish, and he hates the English. I have one grandparent that is Irish born and bread, and still lives there. Which actually makes me more Irish than Baller, I still don't think of myself anything other than English. Despite only one of my Grandparents being born in England.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

No it works the same way as the British Forces, my son was born in Germany but was registered as English on his Birth certificate.
If the parents register the child as French then that is what he will be, but if they register him as German born abroad then it will be German, confusing but it is the way I think it should be done.

As for your self you are a US citizen of German heritage, where I am English of Irish and Welsh heritage, but I will always be English.

It still makes me a real "German", in my opinion. I'm sure there are people living in Germany that consider themselves real "Germans", but their heritage would argue that fact. I probably have more German blood than some of them.

I consider myself German. Yes, I'm a US Citizen, but I am a German.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by deviousdave

I think that is the definition of being an American. Not German to be honest. You have German heritage but it's not your nationality. I would say you are 3 generations away from being a German.

I find that a lot of Americans do the same thing to be honest. Baller for example thinks he's Irish, and he hates the English. I have one grandparent that is Irish born and bread, and still lives there. Which actually makes me more Irish than Baller, I still don't think of myself anything other than English. Despite only one of my Grandparents being born in England.

I don't believe the question implied citizenship. I take offense to being told I am not German when in fact, I am. You can't say I'm not when the bloodlines I come from argue that fact. It doesn't matter where a person is born - it's their blood. Am I supposed to say I'm American? That can imply Canadian or Argentinian.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

It still makes me a real "German", in my opinion. I'm sure there are people living in Germany that consider themselves real "Germans", but their heritage would argue that fact. I probably have more German blood than some of them.

I consider myself German. Yes, I'm a US Citizen, but I am a German.

But if we are going to keep going back generation after generation to define a nationality, why not call yourself African. After all, that is where everyone's heritage fundamentally begins. I believe it's only Americans that tend to do this, maybe it is because your country is still young and calling yourself American only provides a couple of centuries of history to relate to.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

I don't believe the question implied citizenship. I take offense to being told I am not German when in fact, I am. You can't say I'm not when the bloodlines I come from argue that fact. It doesn't matter where a person is born - it's their blood. Am I supposed to say I'm American? That can imply Canadian or Argentinian.

If I was to move to America, become a citizen, marry someone that 3 generations ago was from Britain and have children. My children would be American, they might have an English dad, and some English heritage, but they wouldn't be English kids.

I don't think it comes down to blood, I think it comes down to experiences, you are who you are based upon what you do, where you are brought up etc.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 01:55 AM

I don't mean any of it in a disrespectful way though. Just offering an opinion. I'm not necessarily right. Just saying it how I see it.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by deviousdave

If I was to move to America, become a citizen, marry someone that 3 generations ago was from Britain and have children. My children would be American, they might have an English dad, and some English heritage, but they wouldn't be English kids.

I don't think it comes down to blood, I think it comes down to experiences, you are who you are based upon what you do, where you are brought up etc.

They would be American citizens. But they would be English.

But fine, based on that definition, I'm basically nothing. Because there is no country of America. There are North and South continents that contain countries (Canada, United States) and then all of the South American countries. According to people who do not live in the United States, apparently we lose all of our heritage because of where we live.

Thanks.

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by deviousdave

If I was to move to America, become a citizen, marry someone that 3 generations ago was from Britain and have children. My children would be American, they might have an English dad, and some English heritage, but they wouldn't be English kids.

I don't think it comes down to blood, I think it comes down to experiences, you are who you are based upon what you do, where you are brought up etc.

Good luck trying to explain that to Americans of African decent even though none of their family members have set foot on African soil in over 150 years.

The same holds for people coming here from Mexico.

ejls · 07-12-2012, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

Good luck trying to explain that to Americans of African decent even though none of their family members have set foot on African soil in over 150 years.

Is that because you feel we're all ignorant? Oh yeah, we don't have any history so of course we've never heard of anyone elses.

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

Is that because you feel we're all ignorant? Oh yeah, we don't have any history so of course we've never heard of anyone elses.

I was trying to agree with you. Most of us here have heritage in other countries. The Africans and Mexicans seem to be the only ones who can claim that heritage.

richief · 07-12-2012, 03:17 AM

What does it say on your birth certificate. Place of birth USA, nationality US Citizen, that then makes you a US citizen.
I think people tend to call you Americans because of the last word in the name of your country and United States of Americans looks and sounds stupid.
Your bloodline may be of German origin but your place of birth and registration of birth makes you a US citizen.

deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 04:13 AM

I don't know why people are finding this hard to understand. You're 4th generation American(USA) therefore you are an American. You're heritage is German but that is not what you are, German is not the nation that defines you. By your logic I could define myself as an Anglo Saxon, or a Norman, or maybe a Celt or a Roman, but I don't, I'm British or English, not Anglo Saxon. Just like you are American not German. The only difference here is time scale. The fact of the matter is you're not the same as a 'real' German. i.e. someone born and raised in Germany.

richief · 07-12-2012, 06:36 AM

Nein.

A good joke cannot be repeated often enough.

Baddog_WOOF · 07-12-2012, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by thedean

Just interested ... how many of my fellow countrymen or -women have found this safe haven in porn?

Please answer here .

You have 3 posts over the last 7 years and you demand answers?
Fuck you!

Baddog_WOOF · 07-12-2012, 08:35 AM

Thedean, if you have paid any attention while you were wasting bandwidth here since 2005, you would have been able to find out how many Germans are here.
The pure definition of lazy.
You embarrass all Germans!

richief · 07-12-2012, 08:45 AM

Did someone piss in your cheerios this morning?

ejls · 07-12-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by deviousdave

I don't know why people are finding this hard to understand. You're 4th generation American(USA) therefore you are an American. You're heritage is German but that is not what you are, German is not the nation that defines you. By your logic I could define myself as an Anglo Saxon, or a Norman, or maybe a Celt or a Roman, but I don't, I'm British or English, not Anglo Saxon. Just like you are American not German. The only difference here is time scale. The fact of the matter is you're not the same as a 'real' German. i.e. someone born and raised in Germany.

From which America am I an American? I am a United States citizen, not an American citizen. Why is it hard for you to understand that?

A previous poster said "real German". That poster did not say citizen and did not say national. By heritage, I am as much a German as that person. I take offense to anyone saying I'm not. Can you tell? I happen to be very proud that I"m German. Apparently, some people don't think I qualify.

If my parents are Japanese and I am born in Hamburg, that does not make me a German. It makes me Japanese - certainly not white, anglo-saxon protestant. If I"m born in the middle of the ocean on a Norwegian cruise ship, does that make me Norwegian?

69magpie · 07-12-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

From which America am I an American? I am a United States citizen, not an American citizen. Why is it hard for you to understand that?

A previous poster said "real German". That poster did not say citizen and did not say national. By heritage, I am as much a German as that person. I take offense to anyone saying I'm not. Can you tell? I happen to be very proud that I"m German. Apparently, some people don't think I qualify.

If my parents are Japanese and I am born in Hamburg, that does not make me a German. It makes me Japanese - certainly not white, anglo-saxon protestant. If I"m born in the middle of the ocean on a Norwegian cruise ship, does that make me Norwegian?

Of course not, that'd be silly............If you were born out there it'd make you a mermaid

Jamie90 · 07-12-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ejls

Define "real" German. Just because I wasn't born there doesn't make me any less German.

awwww what have I started?

I was just being silly sweetie...I like claiming lots of Americans as Germans

No, problem with me sweetie

you can all be German if you want to

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejls

So I must not be a real "German" because I was born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German", but born in the US, to parents who were "German" and born in Germany. Interesting. Does that make me a "fake German". Maybe that makes me nothing at all. Maybe I don't really exist because I'm a nobody.

So if a real pregnant "German" woman is shopping in Paris and goes into labor and gives birth there, it must mean that her baby is not a real "German". If you follow that way of thinking.

Funny thing though...if a baby gets born in France, even if on a plane over France, it automatically gets French citizenship...and when it turns 18 they´ll want him for the Army too

Crazy French!

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

I've owned 5 Volkswagons over the years. I'll bet that Jamie can't make that claim. The first one was a 1960. All of the informational stickers were only written in German.

Nope, our cars are American and French

shame on me

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Originally Posted by Baddog_WOOF

Thedean, if you have paid any attention while you were wasting bandwidth here since 2005, you would have been able to find out how many Germans are here.
The pure definition of lazy.
You embarrass all Germans!

Not very orderly of him...I agree

69magpie · 07-12-2012, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

I've owned 5 Volkswagons over the years. I'll bet that Jamie can't make that claim. The first one was a 1960. All of the informational stickers were only written in German.

Stickers made in Germany....the rest of the car made in Mexico

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 69magpie

Stickers made in Germany....the rest of the car made in Mexico

Maybe now but not in 1960. That car was all German.

@Jamie. French cars? They don't exist in the US and haven't been imported here in years.

Jamie90 · 07-12-2012, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

@Jamie. French cars? They don't exist in the US and haven't been imported here in years.

Really? Huh...interesting...we have a Renault

smcaaphd · 07-12-2012, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

Really? Huh...interesting...we have a Renault

I bought a French car in the hope that the lingo would rub off on me. Unfortunately, it hasn't *le sigh*

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

Really? Huh...interesting...we have a Renault

The last Renault was imported to the US in 1989. French built or badged cars have never sold well here.

smcaaphd · 07-12-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

The last Renault was imported to the US in 1989. French built or badged cars have never sold well here.

Racists

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Racists

Maybe. Maybe not. I had an MG and loved it but couldn't buy parts at the time. Lots of German and Japanese cars here and Volvo seems to be doing rather well here, too. The Chinese don't seem willing to build a car to our pollution standards so there are no Chinese cars here. I doubt the Russians would have a chance in our market.

smcaaphd · 07-12-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

Maybe. Maybe not. I had an MG and loved it but couldn't buy parts at the time. Lots of German and Japanese cars here and Volvo seems to be doing rather well here, too. The Chinese don't seem willing to build a car to our pollution standards so there are no Chinese cars here. I doubt the Russians would have a chance in our market.

I was joking - I've never yet met a racist turtle...I just don't think ewe have it in you

Jamie90 · 07-12-2012, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tommyturtle

Maybe. Maybe not. I had an MG and loved it but couldn't buy parts at the time. Lots of German and Japanese cars here and Volvo seems to be doing rather well here, too. The Chinese don't seem willing to build a car to our pollution standards so there are no Chinese cars here. I doubt the Russians would have a chance in our market.

there are russian cars?

tommyturtle · 07-12-2012, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

there are russian cars?

See what you can learn on a porn forum?

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Originally Posted by smcaaphd

I was joking - I've never yet met a racist turtle...I just don't think ewe have it in you

I didn't think you meant me personally. What I want and can't buy here is a car that will consistently get over 45 mpg without being a hybrid.

thecaptian · 07-12-2012, 07:44 PM

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deviousdave · 07-12-2012, 07:48 PM

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AZRIEL · 07-12-2012, 11:01 PM

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