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Old 07-02-2012, 12:26 PM   #51
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That awkward moment when you say hi back to someone and realize their on the phone
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Old 07-02-2012, 04:18 PM   #52
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That awkward moment when you've told a guest walking up from the dining room, "have a good night and drive home safe!" and you come to realize they were just headed to the restroom.
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:42 PM   #53
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:36 PM   #54
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Old 07-02-2012, 11:22 PM   #55
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Old 07-02-2012, 11:36 PM   #56
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Old 07-04-2012, 02:33 AM   #58
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TAM when you see a kid from the slums blowing a condom thinking it was a balloon ...

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Old 07-04-2012, 03:15 AM   #59
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Old 07-04-2012, 03:26 AM   #60
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Old 07-04-2012, 03:45 AM   #61
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That awkward moment when you hear her ask "is it in?"
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Old 07-05-2012, 06:28 AM   #62
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That awkward moment when you created a bubble saliva while talking infront of your crush...
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:18 AM   #63
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That awkward moment when you are talking to someone and realize they have a booger on the tip of their nose
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:15 AM   #64
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TAM when you are saying goodbye to your friend but you are walking in the same direction s/he is....
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:36 AM   #65
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that awkward moment when it wasn't a fart.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:39 AM   #66
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TAM when you tried to lean over to kiss a person but s/he turned the other way unexpectedly...
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:41 AM   #67
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tam when you realize you left your money at home, after dinner.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:43 AM   #68
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TAM when you are more bothered about his Spiderman undoes not matching with his Winnie the Pooh get up
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:59 AM   #71
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Old 07-10-2012, 06:13 AM   #73
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That awkward moment when a new girlfriend asks about your exes
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Old 07-10-2012, 06:40 AM   #74
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That awkward moment when a girl ask to butt fuck you with her big stap on.
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That awkward Moment when you realised you were thanking some one for dicks, when it should have been Disks. Shaking head....OHHHHH so awkward in a forum full of men.
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Old 07-12-2012, 04:16 AM   #78
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TAM when some knows you and your name and says "hi" but you have no idea who they are while walking around a mall
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TAM when you were eating a spoonful of rice and you suddenly sneezed on the dinner table making rice fly everywhere
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That awlward moment when you walk into a gas station with a subway and realize you're singing a song playing on your headphones as terrible as you could. O.o o.O
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TAM that you just simply feel awkward
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That awkward moment when you realize you're not wearing pants....at a funeral
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That awkward moment when your phone auto corrects pretty to pussy.

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TAM when a fake takes you out of its list instead of you taking it out ...LOLOLOLOLOL
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TAM when someone insulted you with grade school insults..you..you..you.. sissy ninny!!!!!!!!!!
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TAM when you are standing at the bus stop, it's raining and a retard driver just cruises through the puddle of water in front of you.
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LOLOLOLOL

TAM when you know the phrase sissy ninny is already taken out of the dictionary because it is obsolete LOLOLOLOLOL
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