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07-10-2012, 07:40 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego
Age: 26
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Discuss the merits of a bloody marry.
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Liverpool doesn't suck |
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07-12-2012, 04:20 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Will trade my banana bunch with a gun he is holding...
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07-12-2012, 04:39 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,261
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I've seen you around *suspicious squinty eyes*
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Deadly
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07-12-2012, 04:42 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 917
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Keeping your fingers warm?
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07-12-2012, 04:43 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2011
Age: 27
Posts: 3,072
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what does that even mean
oh, her avatar
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the only thing i know for sure; is that i dont know anything
Gentlemen: please visit the lounge. I can't seem to keep jeans on myself... http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=352601 |
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07-12-2012, 08:56 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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I'd buy him a pint
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07-12-2012, 12:51 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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say hi, nod and as usual, be on my way
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07-12-2012, 07:17 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego
Age: 26
Posts: 2,047
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hustle em to play a few rounds of billiard with me
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Liverpool doesn't suck |
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07-12-2012, 07:30 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
Posts: 2,992
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Look across and smile flirtatiously...
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-12-2012, 07:50 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego
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I'd come by and drop the most cheesy one liner I could think of
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Liverpool doesn't suck |
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07-12-2012, 07:55 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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For his effort and courage I would ask if he fancied joining me for a rum?
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-12-2012, 07:57 PM
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 33,177
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I'd buy some nuts
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07-12-2012, 07:57 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego
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I would meet the challenge of rum and raise you to vodka shots.
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07-12-2012, 08:10 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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BB - come join the party. So we're now on vodka shots, fancy a tequilla slammer guys...?
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-12-2012, 08:13 PM
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 33,177
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where do we lick the salt from?
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07-12-2012, 08:28 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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I'd be offended if you wanted to lick it from anywhere other than my inner thigh
& where would you suck the lemon from.....
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-12-2012, 08:30 PM
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 33,177
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hmmmm i have one or 2 ideas
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07-12-2012, 08:30 PM
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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07-12-2012, 08:37 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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Accept his drink, 'accidently' drop my purse on the floor and as I bend to pick it up let him see that I'm wearing no panties under my skirt...
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-13-2012, 12:42 AM
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Интеллектуальные крестьянских
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Where poppies and daisies grow
Posts: 13,171
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Pour a round for everyone, on the house.
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Мой цветок; AAlways in my heart There's no time to lose, I heard her say Catch your dreams before they slip away |
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07-14-2012, 04:50 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Ask him what is the best vodka and order from the bar to have a taste
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07-14-2012, 04:57 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: My only place of happiness. Above Mt. Olympus
Posts: 21
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Introduce myself and finally meet in person.
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PARTY TIME, PARTY PEOPLE!! \( ^ _ ^)' '(^ _ ^ )/ |
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07-14-2012, 04:58 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 289
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hit on her until she leaves with me
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07-17-2012, 04:05 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Talk about implants over a shot of vodka
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07-17-2012, 04:08 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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Take a bottle of vodka and 2 shot glasses to her table
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07-17-2012, 04:12 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Discuss with him which sock to assassinate in the forums... and still drink have shots of vodka |
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07-17-2012, 04:36 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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I never mix business with pleasure. I'd do shots with her and start flirting.
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07-19-2012, 02:59 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Right up your arse
Posts: 1,332
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The 'hitman' doing 'shots' at a female ?
I'd leave him to it (very quickly) and tell the barman I'd pick up the tab later. 
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As you are now I once was. As I am now you will be.
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07-19-2012, 09:20 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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Shots? What kind of shots..? LOLOLOLOLOL I guess m21 forgot to drink a glass that I treated him to when he rushed out the bar... LOLOLOL |
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07-20-2012, 04:51 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 21
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I wouldn't be able to meet you in a bar, until I'm 19. I'm only 18.
 But if I could, I would buy you a lemonade. |
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07-20-2012, 07:51 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Lemonade will do
I guess I will have to treat you a ginger ale then? Yes we have to be outside of the bar to drink it
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07-20-2012, 08:05 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Sussex, England
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Hey beautiful Mimi, how are you hunny? Fancy a little cheeky rum with me?
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Come take my hand, let me take you away... I'll make you feel good, I'll make you stay. I'll hold and caress, bring you to a sweet sticky mess But know it's a game, and I'll never be tame Verified Woman of XNXX http://forum.xnxx.com/showpost.php?p...ostcount=10456
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07-20-2012, 08:06 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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Saff. Good to meet you. The drinks are on me.
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07-20-2012, 08:13 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
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I will get a cosy table for all of us Hello Sexy Saff!!!!!!! Im good thanks and you? Thanks for the rum...sounds good, I need it
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07-20-2012, 08:19 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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Two lovely ladies, and me. Am I dreaming?
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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07-20-2012, 08:23 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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You want a decoy to join along with us as well..???
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07-20-2012, 08:24 AM
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 33,177
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a decoy duck?
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07-20-2012, 08:26 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Close.. more like duck at the decoy..LOLOLOLOLOL C'mon to our table BB we are having a ball
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07-20-2012, 08:28 AM
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 33,177
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i know nothing about decoy ducks - is there any chance of waps being popped?
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07-20-2012, 08:28 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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The more the merrier. Welcome, BB.
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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07-20-2012, 08:31 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In a little cardboard box in Cookie Cutter Land
Posts: 580
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this is all looking really good!
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Dreams of earthquakes Dreams of hurricanes Dreams of pouring rain Dreams of tidal waves...to wash us all away Dreams of guns blazed Dreams of fire rage Dreams of swollen graves Dreams of hollow pain All gone
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07-20-2012, 08:39 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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Welcome, Screamer. I like a vocal lady
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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07-20-2012, 08:46 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Oh my.. makes room for Screamer... hop in honey...
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07-20-2012, 08:47 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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Give her a big hug and sit at the bar to catch up
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07-20-2012, 08:52 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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You too Hitman..c'mon join the big table with the group...We beautiful people should stick together
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07-20-2012, 08:57 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: USA
Posts: 718
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walk up to her and give her a big hug....then a gentle kiss on the cheek...tell her how much I have missed her and that the next round is on me
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07-20-2012, 08:58 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
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Let's all drink to this!
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My album http://forum.xnxx.com/album.php?albumid=15961 Looking forward to your comments and requests! |
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07-20-2012, 09:00 AM
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,047
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Hear, hear.
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"Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian |
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07-20-2012, 09:02 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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{hic}
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07-20-2012, 09:04 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wherever I may wander
Posts: 1,381
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Offer a shoulder to rest her tipsy head!
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