Things not to say in church - Page 4

KnightLover1 · 06-10-2012, 02:09 AM

Excuse me preist!, Your daughter wouldn't happen to be looking for a boyfriend would she?? Just curious?!

hardoneforgirl · 06-10-2012, 02:23 AM

Excuse me Padre, but this blood of christ shit is weak. I have some strong whiskey in the car if you want some.

KnightLover1 · 06-10-2012, 02:26 AM

( Lol )

Hey everyone, After the prayers.. You want to come over to the house and have a hot orgy!!

hardoneforgirl · 06-10-2012, 05:16 AM

"Excuse me but where's the rectory for the orgy with the nuns?"

Hornycountryboy · 06-10-2012, 05:22 AM

Hey everyone I wanted you to know I had some impure thoughts about that hot young thing over there and just rubbed one out when she knelt down to pray and I saw she wasn't wearing any panties! Just wanted to say thanks to her and god bless her beautiful shaved pussy!

hardoneforgirl · 06-10-2012, 10:21 PM

"Does your minister dad know you suck cock this well?"

KnightLover1 · 06-11-2012, 12:49 PM

Your daughter has a tight little pussy, I'm surprised your not tapping that

Hot Knob · 06-11-2012, 07:30 PM

Bollocks to this

Yaztromo · 06-11-2012, 07:47 PM

Hey I just realised that god is dog spelled backwards, isn't that cool!

hardoneforgirl · 06-15-2012, 05:14 AM

"Hey Padre, rather than red wine as the "blood of christ" how about Irish Whiskey instead?"

KnightLover1 · 06-19-2012, 01:34 PM

How bout we just serve shots? Then get the preist's wife naked and do body shots next

Draegus · 06-19-2012, 02:17 PM

Pssst hey Jim...Your wife gives a great blow job but she can't fuck for shit.

KnightLover1 · 06-19-2012, 09:37 PM

I doubt they will miss 20 bucks from the pan, I need money for gas..

rowdy3128 · 06-20-2012, 01:25 AM

honey at lest I wasn't late getting here.....

KnightLover1 · 06-20-2012, 04:19 AM

Was busy with the preists daughter in my car, teaching her how to get on her knees properly..

Yaztromo · 06-20-2012, 10:39 AM

Fuck dat shit, I'm gonna get me some hos!

hardoneforgirl · 06-23-2012, 07:00 AM

"Hey, where's the ammo?"

minerva_x · 06-23-2012, 09:20 AM

susi_squeeze · 06-23-2012, 12:39 PM

Jesus is kinda hott

Pussy Shark · 06-23-2012, 12:40 PM

Fuck Me!!! It's colder than a fucking refrigerator in here!!

Scootter · 06-23-2012, 03:01 PM

I heard Father Benard is related to Jerry Sandusky!

Scootter · 06-23-2012, 03:14 PM

Why does Father Benard have his hand on that choirboy's arse?

Scootter · 06-23-2012, 03:18 PM

How come everytime the priest touches the choirboy's heads to bless them, their mouths fly open and they pull up the fathers robes?

minerva_x · 06-24-2012, 07:35 AM

So when do they sacrifice a virgin here..?!

flirtyandy · 06-24-2012, 07:49 AM

so if god is omnipitent why do we come here every week?

hardoneforgirl · 06-28-2012, 01:27 AM

WHAT?!? They don't serve whiskey here? I'm outta here.

johndrake · 06-30-2012, 09:22 PM

"Where is the gloryhole in this place? I need to get sucked.."

johndrake · 07-02-2012, 03:08 AM

JESUS IS CUMMING!!!

minerva_x · 07-05-2012, 07:38 AM

Does this mean if I gave birth to Jesus Christ I will still be a virgin too?!? Quick where the heck is Joseph I want him impregnate!?

hardoneforgirl · 07-05-2012, 09:05 AM

Swallow my load, honey

meforyou · 07-12-2012, 08:42 AM

Do we get a cigarette break during this sermon?

Calmit · 07-12-2012, 08:47 AM

Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!

hardoneforgirl · 07-20-2012, 06:53 AM

"Make sure that your ass is lubed up, Padre."

screamer6y · 07-20-2012, 06:56 AM

mmm.....is it just me or is that preacher HOTT!

sicc702 · 07-28-2012, 04:45 AM

Sorry, I don't have any money for tithing.

armivilla28 · 08-04-2012, 03:57 AM

wait,are those communion wafers fat free?!?!

Wraith666 · 08-04-2012, 04:01 AM

Have you seen the tits on the statue of Mary??? Jesus Christ !!!

armivilla28 · 08-04-2012, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wraith666

Have you seen the tits on the statue of Mary??? Jesus Christ !!!

hehehe nice!

i wsh i was mary magdalena i would have gang banged all the 12 disciples

Wraith666 · 08-04-2012, 04:09 AM

Christ, they must be sweating their ass off in those robes.

armivilla28 · 08-04-2012, 04:11 AM

why are we celebrating xmas here in church?! thought xmas was santa clause's birthday?!

PatronofPorn · 08-04-2012, 04:12 AM

I think we got cum on the priest's bible.

Wraith666 · 08-04-2012, 05:31 AM

Aren't the altar boys supposed to be in clothes, not in thongs?

pegasus09 · 08-05-2012, 02:52 PM

Are you a reincarnation of a fallen angel?

Yaztromo · 08-05-2012, 09:17 PM

Don't you think those crucifixes would look a lot better if we just turned them upside down?

Vic guy da · 08-05-2012, 09:27 PM

Mum, the bible says Jesus was a carpenter....
What sort of carpenter can't pull out a couple of nails?!

peeonmenow · 08-07-2012, 01:24 PM

Father you have some young boys we can abuse?

Yaztromo · 08-07-2012, 06:51 PM

Is this the place for the necrophiliacs anonymous meeting?

naughtygirl666 · 08-07-2012, 07:49 PM

Opps I seem to have forgotten to put my knickers on, is that a sin?

pegasus09 · 08-07-2012, 07:52 PM

you had better kneel at my alter

ThomP · 08-08-2012, 05:15 AM

Why the fuck am I here? Did a priest drug me?!?

YOU DON'T WANT ME! I'M LEGAL!

06-10-2012, 02:09 AM	#151
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	Excuse me preist!, Your daughter wouldn't happen to be looking for a boyfriend would she?? Just curious?! __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-10-2012, 02:26 AM	#153
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	( Lol ) Hey everyone, After the prayers.. You want to come over to the house and have a hot orgy!! __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-10-2012, 05:22 AM	#155
Hornycountryboy Porn Star Join Date: May 2011 Location: Northeast United States Age: 31 Posts: 4,401	Hey everyone I wanted you to know I had some impure thoughts about that hot young thing over there and just rubbed one out when she knelt down to pray and I saw she wasn't wearing any panties! Just wanted to say thanks to her and god bless her beautiful shaved pussy! __________________ CAW 15 Come read some stories and cast your vote for your favorite!! http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=342771 Things are heating up in Miami! (Role play with Gymgirl) Love and Death in Miami

06-11-2012, 12:49 PM	#157
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	Your daughter has a tight little pussy, I'm surprised your not tapping that __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-11-2012, 07:30 PM	#158
Hot Knob Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 2,060	Bollocks to this __________________ *I like looking at Pussies, all Pussies, nothing but Pussies !*

06-10-2012, 02:23 AM	#152
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Excuse me Padre, but this blood of christ shit is weak. I have some strong whiskey in the car if you want some.

06-10-2012, 05:16 AM	#154
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	"Excuse me but where's the rectory for the orgy with the nuns?"

06-10-2012, 10:21 PM	#156
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	"Does your minister dad know you suck cock this well?"

06-15-2012, 05:14 AM	#160
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	"Hey Padre, rather than red wine as the "blood of christ" how about Irish Whiskey instead?"

06-19-2012, 01:34 PM	#161
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	How bout we just serve shots? Then get the preist's wife naked and do body shots next __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-19-2012, 02:17 PM	#162
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06-19-2012, 09:37 PM	#163
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	I doubt they will miss 20 bucks from the pan, I need money for gas.. __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-20-2012, 01:25 AM	#164
rowdy3128 Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mich, Posts: 1,670	honey at lest I wasn't late getting here.....

06-20-2012, 04:19 AM	#165
KnightLover1 The DarkKnight Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~ Posts: 6,060	Was busy with the preists daughter in my car, teaching her how to get on her knees properly.. __________________ ~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* *My Poem Thread:*http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202

06-23-2012, 07:00 AM	#167
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	"Hey, where's the ammo?"

06-23-2012, 09:20 AM	#168
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06-23-2012, 12:39 PM	#169
susi_squeeze Sex Machine Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: l.a. Posts: 934	Jesus is kinda hott

06-23-2012, 12:40 PM	#170
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06-23-2012, 03:01 PM	#171
Scootter Amateur Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Central Missouri Posts: 62	I heard Father Benard is related to Jerry Sandusky!

06-23-2012, 03:14 PM	#172
Scootter Amateur Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Central Missouri Posts: 62	Why does Father Benard have his hand on that choirboy's arse?

06-23-2012, 03:18 PM	#173
Scootter Amateur Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Central Missouri Posts: 62	How come everytime the priest touches the choirboy's heads to bless them, their mouths fly open and they pull up the fathers robes?

06-24-2012, 07:35 AM	#174
minerva_x the iron butterfly Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus... Posts: 7,403	So when do they sacrifice a virgin here..?! __________________ From my bro' Rexx <3 + Mefor's 'minime' <((("> <3 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

06-24-2012, 07:49 AM	#175
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06-28-2012, 01:27 AM	#176
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	WHAT?!? They don't serve whiskey here? I'm outta here.

06-30-2012, 09:22 PM	#177
johndrake Banned! Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: california Posts: 316	"Where is the gloryhole in this place? I need to get sucked.."

07-02-2012, 03:08 AM	#178
johndrake Banned! Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: california Posts: 316	JESUS IS CUMMING!!!

07-05-2012, 07:38 AM	#179
minerva_x the iron butterfly Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus... Posts: 7,403	Does this mean if I gave birth to Jesus Christ I will still be a virgin too?!? Quick where the heck is Joseph I want him impregnate!? __________________ From my bro' Rexx <3 + Mefor's 'minime' <((("> <3 Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

07-05-2012, 09:05 AM	#180
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Swallow my load, honey

07-12-2012, 08:42 AM	#181
meforyou The Spurtinator Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else Posts: 6,009	Do we get a cigarette break during this sermon? __________________ "Some bring pleasure to people wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde. I like to put myself into the category of the former. VERIFIED previously, but I removed the pic. Minerva's Guardian

07-12-2012, 08:47 AM	#182
Calmit Sex Lover Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: UK Posts: 174	Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god!

07-20-2012, 06:53 AM	#183
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	"Make sure that your ass is lubed up, Padre."

07-20-2012, 06:56 AM	#184
screamer6y Sex Machine Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: In a little cardboard box in Cookie Cutter Land Posts: 580	mmm.....is it just me or is that preacher HOTT! __________________ Dreams of earthquakes Dreams of hurricanes Dreams of pouring rain Dreams of tidal waves...to wash us all away Dreams of guns blazed Dreams of fire rage Dreams of swollen graves Dreams of hollow pain All gone

07-28-2012, 04:45 AM	#185
sicc702 Amateur Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 75	Sorry, I don't have any money for tithing.

08-04-2012, 03:57 AM	#186
armivilla28 Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in the 2nd circle of hell Posts: 3,165	wait,are those communion wafers fat free?!?! __________________ You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. Voltaire

08-04-2012, 04:01 AM	#187
Wraith666 Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Realms of Darkness... Posts: 2,195	Have you seen the tits on the statue of Mary??? Jesus Christ !!! __________________ " I can make you feel...but I can't make you think."