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Sahara907 · 06-22-2012, 01:41 AM

"So...when you said you wanted to take me around the world, you weren't referring to geography. Then, what did you...ohhhhhhh."

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Sahara907 · 06-22-2012, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umpire2

I'm very good at a lot of things, Sweet Cheeks

umpire2 · 06-22-2012, 10:18 AM

Estelle had been eying up Lois all morning, but now she was having second thoughts....she never liked anyone with balls....

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vincenzz · 06-22-2012, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sahara907

"So...when you said you wanted to take me around the world, you weren't referring to geography. Then, what did you...ohhhhhhh."

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April Fool! See, I'm not really pregnant.

Sahara907 · 06-22-2012, 11:55 PM

Even the ethically-challenged president of the school's booster club did a facepalm when the swim coach approached him about funding fluffers for the team.

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Yaztromo · 06-23-2012, 12:09 AM

The male swim team was only too happy to help the female swim team with their breath holding exercises.

vincenzz · 06-23-2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sahara907

Even the ethically-challenged president of the school's booster club did a facepalm when the swim coach approached him about funding fluffers for the team.

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• Before getting into the pool, women inflate their life-like water rafts.

• The swim team practices synchronized fellatio.

• The new lifeguard recruits fell for the ol' mouth-to-cock resuscitation gag.

• Hey Helen, how "deep" do you usually like to go?

• The women's swim team to the judges: "We don't need to swim in order to get wet." She said with a wink.

umpire2 · 06-23-2012, 07:16 PM

GIRLS PRACTICE THE BUTTERFLY; BOYS PREPARE TO PRACTICE THE BREASTSTROKE.....

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umpire2 · 06-23-2012, 07:19 PM

AS SWIM COACH HERMAN FNICKMAN EXPLAINED TO THE EVENING NEWS REPORTER, "IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING I PICKED UP FROM THE EAST GERMANS BACK AT THE 1980 OLYMPICS. ALONG WITH SHAVING ALL HAIR FROM THE BODY, ALL UNNECESSARY WEIGHT MUST BE REMOVED RIGHT BEFORE THE MEET. HENCE, FOLLOWING THE GROUP ENEMA, THE TEAM HAS THEIR BALL SACS EMPTIED......"

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Sahara907 · 06-30-2012, 12:06 AM

"Ohhhhh, the forecast calls for a golden shower. Guess I won't be needing this thing."

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vincenzz · 06-30-2012, 01:57 AM

Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg

"Just thinking about posing in Playboy made Marlene wet.

vincenzz · 06-30-2012, 01:59 AM

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Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg

The Morton Salt Girl Grows Up!

vincenzz · 06-30-2012, 02:01 AM

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Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg

2012

umpire2 · 06-30-2012, 07:30 AM

Marlene constantly worried about water. She always carried an umbrella just in case it rained and she had two large floaties in case she fell in the lake.....

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Sahara907 · 07-02-2012, 02:10 AM

Each day as he videotaped their practice sessions, Fred feared that the girls would finally figure out that synchronized stripping would not be a sport at the upcoming London Olympics.

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Lioness · 07-02-2012, 03:06 AM

For the men and women picture above:

The women's diving team pose for their motivational poster: Divers do it deeper!!

vincenzz · 07-02-2012, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sahara907

Each day as he videotaped their practice sessions, Fred feared that the girls would finally figure out that synchronized stripping would not be a sport at the upcoming London Olympics.

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Take advantage of today's Beach Sale!
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vincenzz · 07-03-2012, 04:00 PM

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"My Sherif! You said you never carry a gun!"

vincenzz · 07-03-2012, 04:03 PM

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Oh C'mon Sherif Taylor, wouldn't you want to go "Under the Covers,"
I mean, "undercover" with us?

hau5party · 07-03-2012, 05:03 PM

^ Black and white, only in America.

Yaztromo · 07-03-2012, 08:20 PM

Barbara loved looking up John's nose but Barbara's lover Sandra was jealous and tried to get in on the action.

umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 10:56 AM

"Oh, Andy! You 'MAYBERRY' that big schlong in both of us!"

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umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 10:57 AM

"ANDY, WE JUST VISITED FLOYD THE BARBER AND TRIMMED UP JUST FOR YOU!"

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umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 10:58 AM

"OH, PLEASE, ANDY! TELL US YOU AREN'T LIKE BARNEY AND ONLY HAVE ONE BULLET....."

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umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 10:59 AM

"ANDY, IS IT TRUE? DO YOU REALLY LOVE TO EAT YOUR AUNT BEE'S PIE?"

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umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 11:00 AM

"I KNOW WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, BUT WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO PRACTICE YOUR STRIP-SEARCH?"

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umpire2 · 07-06-2012, 11:03 AM

"ANDY, YOU WERE FANTASTIC LAST SATURDAY NIGHT! I JUST HAD TO TELL MY FRIEND, PILOT, ALL ABOUT IT AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED I BROUGHT HER TO MEET YOU! NOW, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO MOUNT PILOT?"

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vincenzz · 07-13-2012, 02:35 PM

VERY GOOD UMP
(like me, u seem very familiar with the show)

vincenzz · 07-13-2012, 02:43 PM

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"If Ricky doesn't let me in that Christmas show,
I'm going to break his balls!"

umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:15 PM

"Fred reminds me of the Christmas tree.....he's bald (sic)"

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:16 PM

"Ricky? Don't make me laugh! If I want to be around something that's hung, I stick to the Christmas Tree....."

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:17 PM

"Ricky told me that they have a similar tradition in Cuba. When Castro took over, he was hanging people from trees by the balls...."

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:21 PM

Lucy: "Ethel, do you know Ricky and I have had this tree for 15 years, since we first got married?"

Ethel: "Yes, but yours is artificial. Fred's so cheap, we've had our tree for 30 years, since we got married, and it hasn't had a needle left on it for 28."

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:22 PM

"Fred is like the Ghost of Christmas Past. He's like a ghost until Christmas is passed, so he doesn't have to get me a present."

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umpire2 · 07-13-2012, 08:23 PM

"Thank God, Ethel! When you called and told me you wanted to show me Fred's old balls, I puked three times...."

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vincenzz · 07-15-2012, 08:55 PM

good job, ump

vincenzz · 07-15-2012, 08:57 PM

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"So you really think giving me head, will save Rob's job, Laura?"

umpire2 · 07-17-2012, 10:14 AM

"I'm sorry, Alan. NONE of these look like my mons. Rob has me shave it completely....."

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umpire2 · 07-17-2012, 10:16 AM

"Excuse me for not getting up, Laura, but I pop an enormous boner every time you walk in the room....."

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umpire2 · 07-17-2012, 10:18 AM

"Alan, are you SURE this is just a skit for your show? Why would you want me to dress like Jackie Kennedy and then strip in front of you, saying, 'Oh, yours is so much bigger, LBJ'?"

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vincenzz · 07-17-2012, 01:13 PM

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Rob shows off his break-dancing in front of his guests.

umpire2 · 07-18-2012, 06:36 PM

Rob had successfully hidden the fact that he was going blind for years, until Richie decided to start moving the furniture around.....

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Lioness · 07-19-2012, 02:22 AM

You two are bad, but hilarious!!!

vincenzz · 07-19-2012, 11:05 AM

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"Tonight, I shaved for you."

umpire2 · 07-20-2012, 09:34 AM

He thought, She thought.....

He: "If I weren't gay and anorexic, I might go for you, cause you don't smell bad."

She: "I know my boobs are fake, but I thought I'd attract someone other than this skinny twerp whose breath smells like cock."

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vincenzz · 07-20-2012, 11:28 AM

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Finally! My fingers are getting hot!

Sahara907 · 07-21-2012, 09:10 PM

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"I know that subtlety is sometimes lost on you, Fred, but you may feel free to interpret that as an emphatic 'Yes!'"

umpire2 · 07-22-2012, 10:55 AM

ANOTHER EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR LUCILLE. NOT ONLY WAS HER FART LOUD, BUT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BLOW HER PANTIES TO THE FLOOR.....

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umpire2 · 07-22-2012, 10:56 AM

"Damn!" thought Fred, "Why didn't I polish my shoes today?"

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vincenzz · 07-23-2012, 12:30 AM

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"On the bed or on the boudoir?"

06-22-2012, 01:41 AM	#6301
Sahara907 sugarnipples Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 18,951	"So...when you said you wanted to take me around the world, you weren't referring to geography. Then, what did you...ohhhhhhh." 1.jpg __________________ I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. ~Anais Nin My stories Some of my favorite pics XNXX CL CUNNING LINGUIST

06-22-2012, 10:18 AM	#6303
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	Estelle had been eying up Lois all morning, but now she was having second thoughts....she never liked anyone with balls.... 0a.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

06-22-2012, 11:55 PM	#6305
Sahara907 sugarnipples Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 18,951	Even the ethically-challenged president of the school's booster club did a facepalm when the swim coach approached him about funding fluffers for the team. swim_team_fluffers.jpg __________________ I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. ~Anais Nin My stories Some of my favorite pics XNXX CL CUNNING LINGUIST

06-23-2012, 07:16 PM	#6308
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	GIRLS PRACTICE THE BUTTERFLY; BOYS PREPARE TO PRACTICE THE BREASTSTROKE..... Oa.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

06-23-2012, 07:19 PM	#6309
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	AS SWIM COACH HERMAN FNICKMAN EXPLAINED TO THE EVENING NEWS REPORTER, "IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING I PICKED UP FROM THE EAST GERMANS BACK AT THE 1980 OLYMPICS. ALONG WITH SHAVING ALL HAIR FROM THE BODY, ALL UNNECESSARY WEIGHT MUST BE REMOVED RIGHT BEFORE THE MEET. HENCE, FOLLOWING THE GROUP ENEMA, THE TEAM HAS THEIR BALL SACS EMPTIED......" Oa.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

06-30-2012, 12:06 AM	#6310
Sahara907 sugarnipples Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 18,951	"Ohhhhh, the forecast calls for a golden shower. Guess I won't be needing this thing." Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg __________________ I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. ~Anais Nin My stories Some of my favorite pics XNXX CL CUNNING LINGUIST

06-30-2012, 01:57 AM	#6311
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg "Just thinking about posing in Playboy made Marlene wet.

06-30-2012, 01:59 AM	#6312
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	Salt.jpg Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg The Morton Salt Girl Grows Up!

06-30-2012, 02:01 AM	#6313
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	morton-salt-umbrella-girl.jpg Ohhhhh,_golden....jpg 2012

06-30-2012, 07:30 AM	#6314
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	Marlene constantly worried about water. She always carried an umbrella just in case it rained and she had two large floaties in case she fell in the lake..... 0a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-02-2012, 02:10 AM	#6315
Sahara907 sugarnipples Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 18,951	Each day as he videotaped their practice sessions, Fred feared that the girls would finally figure out that synchronized stripping would not be a sport at the upcoming London Olympics. daily-erotic-picture-26-5.jpg __________________ I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. ~Anais Nin My stories Some of my favorite pics XNXX CL CUNNING LINGUIST

07-02-2012, 03:06 AM	#6316
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,036	For the men and women picture above: The women's diving team pose for their motivational poster: Divers do it deeper!! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

07-03-2012, 04:00 PM	#6318
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	Is that a gun in ur pocket? 86.png "My Sherif! You said you never carry a gun!"

07-03-2012, 04:03 PM	#6319
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	86.png Oh C'mon Sherif Taylor, wouldn't you want to go "Under the Covers," I mean, "undercover" with us?

07-03-2012, 05:03 PM	#6320
hau5party Porn Surfer Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 11	^ Black and white, only in America.

07-06-2012, 10:56 AM	#6322
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Oh, Andy! You 'MAYBERRY' that big schlong in both of us!" 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-06-2012, 10:57 AM	#6323
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"ANDY, WE JUST VISITED FLOYD THE BARBER AND TRIMMED UP JUST FOR YOU!" 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-06-2012, 10:58 AM	#6324
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"OH, PLEASE, ANDY! TELL US YOU AREN'T LIKE BARNEY AND ONLY HAVE ONE BULLET....." 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-06-2012, 10:59 AM	#6325
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"ANDY, IS IT TRUE? DO YOU REALLY LOVE TO EAT YOUR AUNT BEE'S PIE?" 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-06-2012, 11:00 AM	#6326
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	*"I KNOW WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING, BUT WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO PRACTICE* YOUR STRIP-SEARCH?"** 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-06-2012, 11:03 AM	#6327
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"ANDY, YOU WERE FANTASTIC LAST SATURDAY NIGHT! I JUST HAD TO TELL MY FRIEND, PILOT, ALL ABOUT IT AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED I BROUGHT HER TO MEET YOU! NOW, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO MOUNT PILOT?" 0.png __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 02:35 PM	#6328
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	Kudos! VERY GOOD UMP (like me, u seem very familiar with the show)

07-13-2012, 02:43 PM	#6329
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	9866442-large.jpg "If Ricky doesn't let me in that Christmas show, I'm going to break his balls!"

07-13-2012, 08:15 PM	#6330
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Fred reminds me of the Christmas tree.....he's bald (sic)" 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 08:16 PM	#6331
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Ricky? Don't make me laugh! If I want to be around something that's hung, I stick to the Christmas Tree....." 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 08:17 PM	#6332
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Ricky told me that they have a similar tradition in Cuba. When Castro took over, he was hanging people from trees by the balls...." 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 08:21 PM	#6333
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	Lucy: "Ethel, do you know Ricky and I have had this tree for 15 years, since we first got married?" Ethel: "Yes, but yours is artificial. Fred's so cheap, we've had our tree for 30 years, since we got married, and it hasn't had a needle left on it for 28." 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 08:22 PM	#6334
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Fred is like the Ghost of Christmas Past. He's like a ghost until Christmas is passed, so he doesn't have to get me a present." 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-13-2012, 08:23 PM	#6335
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Thank God, Ethel! When you called and told me you wanted to show me Fred's old balls, I puked three times...." 0a1a1.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-15-2012, 08:55 PM	#6336
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	good job, ump

07-15-2012, 08:57 PM	#6337
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	LaurawBossDVDS.jpg "So you really think giving me head, will save Rob's job, Laura?"

07-17-2012, 10:14 AM	#6338
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"I'm sorry, Alan. NONE of these look like my mons. Rob has me shave it completely....." 0a1c2.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-17-2012, 10:16 AM	#6339
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Excuse me for not getting up, Laura, but I pop an enormous boner every time you walk in the room....." 0a1c2.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-17-2012, 10:18 AM	#6340
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,727	"Alan, are you SURE this is just a skit for your show? Why would you want me to dress like Jackie Kennedy and then strip in front of you, saying, 'Oh, yours is so much bigger, LBJ'?" 0a1c2.jpg __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

07-17-2012, 01:13 PM	#6341
vincenzz Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,515	DVDtumble.jpg Rob shows off his break-dancing in front of his guests.