What if...?

[SensualRobin]

The "What if..." game where you answer a posed question of what you think would happen and then submit your own "What if..."

Examples:

Person A - "What if sex in public was no longer taboo?"
Person B - "We'd all be able to give in to our urges and fuck in public, making the world a better place because we're not running around having to control our sexual frustrations to a later time! What if..."

You get the picture. Of course it doesn't have to be a sex "What if..." question, but those are fun!


What if photoshop did not exist?

[m21]

The "Real Women of XNXX" thread would only be about 10 pages long


What if the internet ceased to exist ?

[Wraith666]

Originally Posted by m21

The "Real Women of XNXX" thread would only be about 10 pages long


What if the internet ceased to exist ?

Great answer M21, hysterical and alas, true.

People would actually relearn how to interact with each other and in some cases, learn initially.

What if...clothing became an option opposed to a law?

[PatronofPorn]

American society would collapse as people begin barricading themselves in their homes, due to the massive numbers of bears & silverbacks roaming the streets in the nude.

What if Elvis had lived?

[m21]

Good to know that the whole world, except that little bit called America would be unaffected.


Elvis ? He wouldn't be stiff and still exciting millions of women, at the age of 77, like he is still doing today.

What if you woke up tomorrow and there was nobody else in the world alive except for one lone female on the other side of the world?

[m21]

Originally Posted by wetpussybitch

I would go to a bunch of sex shops buy porn and dildos and vibrators and fuck my little brains out then go find that woman and eat her pussy out and watch porno together and have a wonderful life.
What if.. you could only have sex with ur grandpa? What would u do and u have to have sex with him atleast once

Buy off who you brain dead ? You'd go find her how ? watch a porno how ? Didn't think this through did you brain dead troll?

Next person please continue from my post, ignore the idiot.

[Wraith666]

Set on a trek that would involve many pairs of good comfortable shoes, navigational knowledge to cross oceans, and then a shave and a hair cut. First impressions are important you know...lol.

What if..the sun ceased to rise tomorrow?

[SensualRobin]

There would be confusion, then eventually mass chaos if it continued as there would be too many people spouting off "The end of the world! 2012!" and if it really did continue, all life on earth would eventually die out, as the sun is needed to provide energy and all! If it's just a one day thing... then we'll get over it, but forever try to figure out what the hell happened!

What if a very horny woman were to walk through your front door and demand sexual gratification, no questions asked?

[Wraith666]

Start stripping while asking her preferences..then fulfill them for her. That one was easy SR. Lol

What if...sexual satisfaction could only be achieved with more than a group of three?

[SensualRobin]

No one would know who the father was without DNA tests for one! I think we'd treat each other a little differently as a whole... it takes a lot of effort to share, and to just let yourself be accepted with out person let alone others! Perhaps we'd be more compassionate and aware of others needs instead of centralizing on yourself and a significant other?

Haha more serious answer than I meant to give!

What if everyone lived in apartments?

[Wraith666]

Unrestrained groping in elevator rides comes to mind. Lol

What if we weren't the dominant species of the planet?

[SensualRobin]

... to be dominated by a species wiser than us makes me wonder how the environment would be treated... Intellectually dominant might just result in environmental security, but perhaps we'd be changed to pets or slaves under their rule? Us being physically dominated only doesn't make sense, as whatever had us on the menu we'd just destroy with our technologies.

What if we sniffed peoples crotches like a dog as a way of greeting?

[meforyou]

The number of people with back problems would soar, and spinal surgeons would become some of the wealthiest people around. Also, some people would have to take more pride in personal hygeine.

What if - the mentioning of incest was banned from xnxx?

[SensualRobin]

Feelings of it being 'taboo' to rise and heighten the sexual excitement of such a topic, as well as increase the level of shame in people for those whom it's simply a 'naughty fantasy' that turns them on.

What if we were able to have who we wanted every time we wanted sex with that person?

[Wraith666]

You wouldn't have any free time Robin.

What if.. sex were limited to once a month?

[black-raven]

Then I'd be getting it 100% more than what I am at the moment...


What if... no one could lie?

[Wraith666]

The din of society would be quieted by a magnitude of 1000. Thankfully.

What if mass blindness occurred?

And happy to help with that BR. lol

[black-raven]

thanks but like so many others you are on the other side of the freaking planet! LOL


Then all the "supermodels" would be fat.

What if men could get pregnant?

[Wraith666]

Pregancy probably would become a form of corporal punishment

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

( and I could use a good long walk)

[black-raven]

The world would implode from the lack of imagination.


What if... the only music allowed was bluegrass?

[Wraith666]

I would need to self-deafen. I don't mind it on occasion , but not 24/7.

What if you could stop time, do your thing, then restart it ?

[SensualRobin]

Oh I would love taking advantage of that ability. I would stop time in order to travel far and be able to ravish those I wished to when I restart it, only to stop again to be home in time for work. Hopefully I don't age during this pause period as too many stops and restarts would have me aging 'faster' in the eyes of those who'd been stopped. I would probably play little minor pranks on people who piss me off, like disrobing them and neatly folding their clothes somewhere else... Oh the options!

What if you could ask Jennifer Lopez to do one thing, and one thing only for you, but anything you wanted at all?

[Wraith666]

Get to the damn truth and find out if that was part of her nipple showing or just a shadow. Lmao

What if your could read minds at will?

[suityourself]

I will use that ability it to achieve my goals which I wouldn't have a shot at at my current state in life.

What if math worked in a way where one plus one is not always equal to two?

[SensualRobin]

According to my last semester professor, one plus one doesn't always equal two... I forget his reasoning, but I believe it had to do with computer stuff. xD It was quite confusing and off topic to our class discussion!

If math did not have that strong base, to how we understand math (not my professors 'whatever' topic!) then we have to assume that all our previous assumptions could still be wrong and we don't know anything at all!

What if a law was passed to force you to live more environmentally sustainable?

[suityourself]

(1+1 in binary is equals to 10. I think your professor might be pertaining to that.)

Then I would (I assume that use of non-environment-friendly products such as a computer wouldn't be allowed) be bored to death and would probably be in withdrawal syndrome.

What if you found out that you were adopted by your parents?

[SensualRobin]

I would probably say, "Oh that's cool, pass them potatoes..." Who needs to find blood? Family is who took care of you, in my book. However that is coming from someone who was not adopted. If I had a medical condition though I would need to find out the family medical condition history, I would go find them! But that is all.

What if we never went to the moon?

[suityourself]

Neil Armstrong will just be a nobody and the anti-space program douchebags would have more reasons to get NASA to shut down.

What if humans were born 'old' and eventually get 'younger' in time?

[Wraith666]

That would depend if a new born old person had the rationale of of an adult. Meaning was self sufficient. Or is a new born, aged and still act as an infant.
Although it would be funny seeing an infant sitting around drinking cognac and smoking a Cuban cigar.

What if the San Andreas fault shifted and San Onofre went boom?

[SensualRobin]

I'd probably die... @_@ I'm on the San Andreas fault and I don't need a nuclear plant going boom! Maybe we'd give up on nuclear power (for those who survived)?

What if I owned a mansion and invited all my sexy friends to come live with me?

[MasterJere]

i would want an invite...


what if i bent you over my knee and spanked you (ps we dont know eachother)

[Yaztromo]

I'd tell you to behave and go find a willing sub!

What if your partner started to drink from your lactating breasts shortly after the birth of your child?

[SensualRobin]

I've imagined it would be erotic, but I don't know for certain. I love oral play on my nipples though.

What if your close friend wanted to watch you have sex?

[Yaztromo]

I'd ask him why.

WI you could pleasure yourself below with your mouth?

[SensualRobin]

Then I'd finally know what it's like to have a person giving me oral sex! Woot!

What if we gained no pleasure from sex (as most animals do not)?

[Horny Hope]

Originally Posted by SensualRobin

Then I'd finally know what it's like to have a person giving me oral sex! Woot!

What if we gained no pleasure from sex (as most animals do not)?

Rape wouldn't exist, and the Missionary position wouldn't exist.

[rowdy3128]

no M P sex OK I like cow girl better.....rape????? we need laws like that.......



what if you could catch STDs on line???????????????

[SensualRobin]

Whoa... then I guess I need to get tested before I next get virtually pounded.

What if every lover was patient?

[dominatonic]

Then sexual frustration would go down significantly. Hey, if you're patient, then you're apparently more difficult to frustrate sexually.

What if you could change genders at will?

[Wraith666]

I'd give that a go just to experience female sensations. As a male, I 'think' I'm doing my best at pleasing a lover. As a woman, I could actually experience the sensation, thus bettering my technique when I returned to male form. And I'd love to actually experience the thought patterns of a female, just to guage the differences. (cough, cough)

What if you were a hermaphrodite?

[suityourself]

I would never get laid. I might try actually having sex with, you know... myself.

What if men look like women but still have the appropriate male genitalia and vice versa?

[mo.bil]

The "What if?" game runs from funny to hot. Good one, Ro.

[SensualRobin]

Then I'd stop hearing about how men can't be as sexy as women. Our breasts would constantly get in the way during missionary position, or just look lovely squished together (hey I've never been with a woman, I don't know! ). Would these female-on-top men keep their deep voices then?... Well at least they can help feed the babies with those breasts!

What if you were brought to a point where you had to tell your parents you were homosexual? (or if you're homosexual, coming out as heterosexual? Bisexual... than choose dammit! I can't be sensitive to everyones diverse needs here! lol)

[suityourself]

They would be surprised and will probably ask me why. They will belittle me more than they already do and will most likely disown me. OR they could just accept it and won't give a flying fuck about it.

What if Spanish is the universal language and Americans are frowned upon because the majority of them don't know the language?

[SensualRobin]

Than we'd obviously be the ones constantly being labeled ignorant, and the perception that the majority don't know English is probably false, because living around a dominant language tends to force a person to learn it even if it's only enough to get by. Spanish is also easier to learn than English, which increases my idea of that happening more so than how it is with Spanish speakers trying to learn English.

What if you had a parasitic twin attached to you?

[Wraith666]

Damn, parasitic SR ? I would visit all medical separation options. And failing that, attempt self-separation just for survival. I mean I'm going to die anyway...

What if , after sex, you and your partner remained joined, until relaxation occurred. as occurs in other animals.

[SensualRobin]

That would just turn me on. I hate when you guys slip out! I always want my partner to stay inside me even after an amazing session, at least for a while.

What if you walked in on a person of the opposite sex masturbating in the park?

[Hornycountryboy]

Stand and watch before asking if she wanted some help.

What if people were unable to have orgasms?

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Hornycountryboy

Stand and watch before asking if she wanted some help.

What if people were unable to have orgasms?

You think there's too much violence in the world now...if people were unable to have orgasms, there would be a world-wide cataclysmic melt-down because everyone would be GROUCHY AND PISSED OFF!!!!

What if guys had two sets of arms and hands?

[Hornycountryboy]

Then guys would be able to scratch their balls, ass, head, and drink a beer all at the same time.

What if every adult in the world all masturbated at the same time?