jokes

[pussy in boots]

just a few jokes fell free to add your own.

Q. What is an australian kiss?
A. Same as a French kiss but "down under"

Q. what do you do with 365 used condoms?
A. Melt them down, make a tire and call it a goodyear.

Q.Why were all hurricand name after women?
A. Because whn they come they're wild and wet and when the leave they take your house and car.

Q. Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have balls to scretch.

Q. What is a man's ultimate enbrassment?
A. Running into a wall with a hard on and breaking his nose.

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. " Mom, are these my brains?"
"Not yet."

[subboy]

Originally Posted by pussy in boots

just a few jokes fell free to add your own.

Q. What is an australian kiss?
A. Same as a French kiss but "down under"

Q. what do you do with 365 used condoms?
A. Melt them down, make a tire and call it a goodyear.

Q.Why were all hurricand name after women?
A. Because whn they come they're wild and wet and when the leave they take your house and car.

Q. Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. Because they don't have balls to scretch.

Q. What is a man's ultimate enbrassment?
A. Running into a wall with a hard on and breaking his nose.

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. " Mom, are these my brains?"
"Not yet."

Hahahaha I love them jokes mom are these my brains .... Not yet rofl

[deadly_dalia]

Great one-liners!!


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